My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

   Chapter 299

   "When I had a son, he smiled like a dog's tail and I don't know who it was."

  Xu Qing sat down and laughed to death when Wang Zijun looked sad.

   is just over a week old. According to reports, this is just the beginning and is still a very good time to wear. At most, change diapers, play with mentally retarded toys, hugged and walked around. .

  Wait when he learned how to scream, and when he stretched out his arms, he thought of himself as if he was running in a plane, I wonder if Wang Zijun would still be able to hold it.

  Being a father is not easy.

   "Your home is coming soon, too?" He asked Qin Hao.

   "No, no, not so anxious." Qin Hao shook his head fiercely.

   "Huh, if you don't be in a hurry, it's weird, I think you can't wait to hold it tomorrow." Wang Zijun snorted.

  He really guessed right, Qin Hao started thinking about having children since he got married, but he worked hard for a long time and didn't move.

  Looking at Qin Hao scratching his head, Wang Zijun turned to Xu Qing and said, "How about you?"

   "I, what I am, I have to have another two years, whoever just got married will have children, vulgar, vulgar, and live to get married and have children?"

   "Otherwise, why are you doing it?" Qin Hao asked back.

   "For the great love."

  "Great, love?"

  Wang Zijun and Qin Hao snorted together, "Do you have a baby?"

  Qin Hao: "Sheng, are you giving birth?"

  Wang Zijun: "I can walk, can you be a serious person who doesn't have children?"

  Qin Hao: "Will a serious person fail to give birth to a child?"

   "Inferior..."

  "You two, wait, what does it mean to be unable to give birth...Anyway, you can live hard and contribute to society, I will talk about it two years later."

  Xu Qing fiddled with chopsticks, much lazy to say, how good the little life in the two-person world is, these two don't understand.

  A person who has a big belly without getting married, and a woman who is brought to her mouth can still run away.

  The two are dead, can't compare with them.

  Three married people sat together, Xu Qing felt very wrong, the topic turned to his car and said a few words, and then ran off to the child.

  Wang Zijun gave Qin Hao popular science, and Qin Hao looked improperly, but actually listened with his ears upright.

After all, it’s twenty-seven. In the past half of this year, if you have a baby next year, you will be twenty-nine when you are born. Qin Hao is quite anxious, and Xu Qing is not calm at all. This is also because he hurriedly hurried to the wedding in Xu Qing. The previous reason.

  Xu Qing was a little bit emotional. If he hadn't discussed marriage with Jiang He, he was really behind now, and he could only listen to the pressure of the two, huddling around like a single dog.

  This is the influence of the people around you. When you reach your age, even if you don’t want to get married, you will be forced to keep up with it, consciously or unconsciously. Otherwise, the difference will be too much and it will always appear out of place, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

   "In fact, the most troublesome thing is the woman. I don't know what she is thinking. Now I start broadcasting English early education on TV. The little egg doesn't understand it and can learn to fart."

   "Catch it from the baby." Xu Qing eats food. Now the streets and alleys are full of hot pot restaurants, and it's hard to find serious Chinese cooking.

It’s not bad for Jiang He to open a small restaurant. He is in charge of the cash register, but if you think about washing dishes, you should forget it, unless Jiang He agrees to hire an auntie who washes the dishes-in that case, the small restaurant won’t. It's suitable, but it needs to be bigger.

Wang Zijun and Qin Hao babbled, Xu Qing wandered out of the world, thinking about what Jiang He would do in the future, playing games live...not to say whether he likes it or not, even if he is really determined to do it, the peak period will be so few. Years cannot be long.

  What does the heroine like to do...

  Forget it, let her worry about it. If she can’t figure it out, she will be a full-time housewife, doing laundry and cooking every day.

"...I think it’s good in ancient times. It’s a landlord’s old fortune like me, carrying a birdcage around the street every day, and all daughters-in-law and sons are staying in the backyard honestly..." Wang Zijun sighed suddenly, like him before. This way, how could it be so tired.

   "I said she didn't dare to go west, I said she had to help me decorate my house, hey..."

  He had a good time, he became more and more vigorous, he has become a father and has the dream of three wives and four concubines, "How good are those ancient women?"

"Ah...actually, the ancients were just like that." Xu Qing thought for a while, and continued: "There will also be that kind of Hedong lion, just like the rented lady in Kung Fu, the fist will squeeze and click, have you seen it? ."

   "That kind of divorce her."

   "If you dare to rest, she will dare to grab your hair and hit you until you change your mouth."

   "...You are arrogant!" Wang Zijun was unwilling, and finally had a dream, why so many things.

  The lights are on, and the traffic is rolling outside. In this pure modern city, the fantasy of ancient people is beautiful and gentle.

  Qin Hao pondered on the sidelines, still wondering how he could have a baby, he worked very hard, how could it be so difficult...

  Pregnancy is very weird. Some people get married and want children for a few months, and some people are not married for a while, but they just get hit once or twice.

   is fate.

  At the end, when Xu Qing drove back, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

  "Rain duster, autumn frost dusting down, passing by ~ clouds covering autumn geese covering the moonlight for ten years~"

  Xu Qing hummed a song and went home. Jiang He was sitting there and playing Plants vs. Zombies. He looked around, "Have you eaten?"

"have eaten."

   Jiang He glanced back and said, "He ate outside with Pingping."

  She didn’t bother to do it when she was alone.

   "Here you are, kumquat lemon."

  Xu Qing put the milk tea on her table, Jiang He tilted his head and sniffed, making Xu Qing want to laugh: "I didn't drink, don't drink that."

   "Please pay attention to me, don't drink at all." Jiang He said.

  Point the mouse with one hand to defend against zombies, and take out the straw with the other hand, poke it into the cup with a click, take a sip from your mouth, and sigh your eyes for relief.

  Sour and sweet, better than sweet.

  Xu Qing took a look at the side, she was almost to the last level.

  Whether it is Plants vs. Zombies or dnf duel pk, Jiang He is serious, taking seriously the zombies who want to eat her mind.

  Winter Melon was lying on Xu Qing’s computer desk, looking sideways at her beating zombies.

  Xu Qing came back, so he removed the fat body of winter melon, opened the laptop and turned it on, doing what he didn't finish during the day.

  Since he started to look at the house, he has stopped trading in stocks. He only watches when he is okay to study the trend, but he has no money to throw in.

  If you want to continue, at least wait for the treasury to become abundant...

   Increase revenue and reduce expenditure.

  Xu Qing cheered herself up and looked for the latest movie trailers online.

  Film reviews are gradually being made, and you have to start to take them seriously. At least some popular new movies are released. You should go to the cinema to review them once or twice, or wait for the reviews to come out and then look for new angles. The exposure will be limited.

  "Why some people can't turn a tendon?" Jiang He frowned, expressing confusion.

  I have been online for a long time, and she found that some people's brains seem to be unwieldy.

  Xu Qing glanced sideways, “You can’t expect everyone to be normal. I often meet them when I make videos. Just get used to it.”

   "Then leave him alone?"

  "When a netizen refutes you with a long-length argument, don't refute it with a long-length argument. You only need to reply "I don't understand" and he will feel that he has hit the illiterate cotton with a punch, and then he will be half angry."

   "I'm not illiterate." Jiang He muttered.

"Are you unimportant? Anyway, none of you can persuade anyone. The end result of arguing about him is to waste how much time you don’t know. If you delay your time, he will succeed." Xu Qing has a wealth of experience in dealing with Kong Jing. "The high-level gangster will first give you a hat, and then refute you. You have to explain that you didn't mean that, and then he won't listen."

  Generally ignore it, and occasionally stop talking and persuade me to retreat when I feel better, so as not to waste time and save precious lives. However, not everyone appreciates it.

  “Some people go online not for entertainment. Their purpose is to eliminate the injustices in the world, and use the keyboard to achieve the goal of sanctification for everyone, knowing everything.”

   "Okay, I just have fun." Jiang He thought for a while, and it's better to admit that he is illiterate.

  You can never argue with people that you are indeed an ancient person. In ancient times, people who talk about everyday things really don’t use classical Chinese.

  The two uncles and aunts did a day's work, and they met while walking with a hoe. They said hello and asked if they had eaten.

   "My brother, can you eat?"

   "No, I want to eat..."

  Thinking about that scene, Jiang He got goose bumps.

  What do you do, you will be done with words every day.

   "I suspect that the world you are in may be the Tang Dynasty parallel to time and space, otherwise how could there be something like internal strength..." Xu Qing thought of one thing, and said to Jiang He with a serious face.

"what?"

  Jiang He was taken aback, blinked his eyes, "Maybe..."

  She probably understands what Xu Qing meant, but...Forget it, I won’t explain it.

   "Because our history here has no internal strength, even if there is, it is not as magical as you say." Xu Qing felt that this issue should be discussed.

  Although the emperor and ministers still have some important things right, the internal strength is really incomprehensible.

  It's just that Jiang He didn't really want to talk about this issue with him, so it passed after a few perfunctory sessions.

  Xu Qing didn't think much about it. Anyway, no matter what parallel or non-parallel, it doesn't get in the way. It's pretty good now.

  Just why can’t you teach him?

  It’s a pity...

  Jiang He turned his eyes to look at him, then turned to the screen, turned the mouse wheel, and watched stories shared by others.

  Only the click of the keyboard and the mouse remained in the quiet room. Xu Qing was wearing headphones, and Jiang He turned the volume to the lowest level. The two people did not interfere with each other.

  The night is getting deeper.

The summer evening breeze blew in from the window and felt a slight coolness. Jiang He touched his arm, got up and closed the window, closed the curtains, and when he came back, he squeezed into Xu Qing's leg and moved in his arms. Move.

  "What are you doing?" Xu Qing took off the headset while holding the mouse.

   Jiang He didn't speak, and rubbed the top of his head against his chin.

  Holding Jiang He's soft body, Xu Qing felt wrong instinctively, and there was nothing wrong with thinking about it.

   "Wait, I turn off the computer..."

  Xu Qingka clicked to turn off the computer, holding Jiang He into the bedroom.

  ……

  June summer vacation.

  Marriage or something, it’s just a little fresher, what should I do or do when it’s over, Xu Qing feels that nothing has changed...

  That is, Jiang He no longer calls Auntie when he goes home again, so he changed his tongue.

   There was a public parked downstairs, and Xu Qing also looked at it a few more times.

   "Dad, why don't you buy four laps?"

   "Why do you buy it so well? Just be able to travel." Xu Wenbin didn't care, seeing Xu Qing coming over, got up and went to the study, and when he came out, he already had his treasure "The Art of War" in his hand.

   "This is too much, Dad."

   "What?" Xu Wenbin looked at him.

"what? What?"

  Xu Wenbin pretended to be confused, and Xu Qing also pretended to be stupid.

   "You have to think about how old you are."

   "We adults have our own ideas and plans."

  "Your plan is not called evasion of responsibility."

   "You won't compete with Uncle Qin, are you? Let's not compare with others, just live by yourself." Xu Qing bitterly persuaded Xu Wenbin to put down the book, how do you look at the art of war?

   "What is the strength between me and him? Your mother is anxious and often talks to me. I feel annoyed. Who wouldn't you urge you to rush?"

  "……"

  "Foot, please don't bother her, and I will leave you alone." Xu Wenbin sighed.

  Xu Qing is very painful, knowing that not getting married is urging to get married, and when it is finished, it is time to urging to have a baby.

   "I know you have your own ideas, you stick to yours, I see mine, let's not disturb each other."

  Xu Wenbin opened the book and looked.

   Zhou Suzhi pulled Jiang He to talk. Xu Qing was afraid that Zhou Suzhi would talk about it again, but did not move forward. Anyway, Jiang He was a clever group and knew how to deal with her mother-in-law without teaching.

  Anyway, I agree, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are very happy to get along, what should I do, and then I will push the pot on him later...

I don’t know when Jiang He’s pot-sweeping skills will be practiced. After Xu Wenbin saw her try a cigarette that day, Xu Qing suddenly discovered that in the eyes of the old couple, Jiang He has always been that simple and quiet. The image, all the pots that can be carried, have been carried by him.

  Standing on the balcony melancholy, lying on the railing and gnawing apples, Qin Hao’s little eDonkey stopped downstairs. This kid did not go to work today, or maybe it was a night shift.

   was thinking about it, they saw Qin Hao and Yu Li coming out from the entrance of the corridor, carrying them to the gate.

  Xu Qing looked for a moment, then looked up and found that Qin Maocai was also tilting his head on the opposite balcony.

   "Uncle, what are you doing?"

   "Look at what they look good." Qin Maocai was like a tongue twister.

   "Mouse's clothes are handsome, not as rustic as before, so I almost didn't dare to recognize it." Xu Qing said with a smile.

   "Poverty, where is your dad?"

   "Looking at Sun Tzu's Art of War."

   "Oh?" Qin Maocai's eyes lit up, "Where did I buy it? I want to see it too."

   "Uncle, wait for the WeChat message to send me on your phone, I will get a copy and send it to you."

  Xu Qing responded enthusiastically.

   "Hahaha, come over and drink with me another day." Qin Maocai laughed, and was not polite with him.

  When he was a child, this guy ran with his **** naked and he still tugged him, just like his junior.

  "Don’t drink or drink. When you are ready to be a father, you can’t touch a drop." Xu Qing shook his head, snapped a bite of the apple, which was crispy and sweet, "Look at me eating fruits every day to keep healthy."

  Xu Wenbin glanced sideways in the room, pushing his glasses angrily.

  When you are a hair, you can blow.

  If this kid can become a father within a year, he will swallow the book on the spot.

  (End of this chapter)