Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

Lin's father was confused by Lin Fan's words. He stretched out his hand and scratched his head: "It's inexplicable... Why do I feel like I have something wrong with my brain after I have been away for a year? I can giggle even if I am alone at home..."

Just as the two were talking.

"Old Lin!" Mother Lin's voice sounded outside the door, "Open the door quickly, it's inconvenient for me to take things!"

Father Lin hurriedly ran to open the door, and saw Mother Lin carrying vegetables and saying hurriedly: "I heard that our son is back, so I went to buy more..."

"Mom." Lin Fan stood up from the sofa.

"Wow!"

The thing fell to the ground. Mother Lin looked at Lin Fan blankly, her eyes instantly turned red: "Xiao Fan, are you back?"

"Mom, I'm back." Lin Fan smiled, his eyes slightly red.

Father Lin on the side whispered: "Why didn't your eyes turn red when you saw me?"

"It's up to you!" Mother Lin retorted, then bent down to pick up the fallen vegetables.

Lin Fan quickly went up to help pick up the vegetables, but was pushed away by Mother Lin: "You finally came back. You must be tired and hungry. Go to the room and lie down for a while."

"Wait a minute, mom will be ready soon and call you."

Mother Lin took the dishes into the kitchen. Lin Fan thought for a moment and decided not to lie down in the room.

Not long after.

A table of fragrant dishes is ready.

Three people, six dishes, it is enough to show how much Lin's mother rewards her son.

Although they are all home-cooked dishes, every one of them is fragrant.

Among them, there are three dishes made from sea animal meat, and two dishes made from winter creatures... which are very consistent with the situation of Daxia.

"Eat more, eat more."

"You have been outside for a year and have been busy. You must be tired. Eat more."

"Look, my precious son has lost weight after being out for a year."

Mother Lin kept adding vegetables to Lin Fan's bowl, urging her with a distressed look on her face.

Father Lin on the side said helplessly: "Why have you lost weight? You have obviously become a lot stronger."

"Besides, the military canteen is really good. The craftsmanship is much better than yours. Xiaofan eats it every day..."

"It's up to you. If I say I'm losing weight, I'll take it!" Mother Lin was used to quarreling with Father Lin and said unconvinced: "Besides, can the canteen be compared with home? You said the military canteen is better. Don't eat from me anymore." Meal! From now on, you go to the military canteen every day. Oh, by the way, you have a heart problem and you can’t sign up. It’s so miserable.”

"Xiao Fan," Mother Lin suddenly said, "Don't look at your dad like this. When you are not at home, he is more nagging than me. He is always worried about whether Xiao Fan is hungry or not. Is Xiao Fan cold? On the news There has been no news from Xiaofan for a few days. Could there be an accident... Hehe, he is pretending now."

Father Lin: "..."

Lin Fan was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak and kept eating.

Mom's cooking is always the best.

Although there was too much spicy ice cracked bird salt in that dish, the pan-fried swordfish clan didn’t seem to lose, that one...

But not important.

"Eat more, eat more," Mother Lin looked at Lin Fan who was cooking rice and said with a smile: "There is still a lot of sea animal meat in the refrigerator, and I can barely hold it..."

Well, this is the trouble of Shang Weitian and the people of Daxia today.

Mother Lin and Father Lin maintained a tacit understanding and did not ask Lin Fan what he had experienced outside this year, because they knew that even if the child told him, they would not be able to help him now.

Now that the child is home, they just want the child to eat.

"Dad, Mom, you don't look old." Lin Fan suddenly asked curiously, because he saw on TV that wanderers would shed tears when they saw their parents' gray hair when they came home.

Lin Fan also wanted to feel it, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find the white hair.

It even feels like my parents are younger and the wrinkles on their faces are gone.

"The God-killing Demon-Slaying Technique is indeed a good thing." Mother Lin said with a smile: "Although we ordinary people don't have to go to the battlefield, it is always good for our health to practice it."

"I'm already at level seven now."

"Now that I practice more, I feel younger. It won't be a problem to live for another few decades."

Mother Lin said as she held the solid wood chair between her two fingers and lifted it up.

"What about my dad?" Lin Fan asked curiously.

"Your dad, despite being so honest on weekdays, is quite talented. He has cultivated to the eighth level." Mother Lin glanced at Father Lin and smiled shyly: "Perhaps with your grandfather hunter, except for the heart There are some problems, but my physical fitness is actually pretty good. I used to be this old, but I was listless at night, but now I am struggling every night..."

"Ahem." Father Lin coughed: "Don't say this in front of your children."

Although he said this, his face was obviously full of pride.

Lin Fan: "..."

No wonder my mother looks better.

But when he heard the mention of grandpa, Lin Fan suddenly remembered something: "By the way, Dad, I think I saw my grandpa some time ago... exactly the same as in the photo."

"How is that possible?" Father Lin curled his lips, "That Lao Den disappeared when I was born. The photo was more than forty years ago. If he really shows up, give him a good beating for me."

Because Lin Fan's grandfather abandoned Lin's father when he was a child, Lin Fan's grandma worked hard to raise Lin's father, but Lin's father witnessed the pain.

Even though Grandma Lin Fan always said that Lin's father was a kind, gentle and polite person, Lin's father still hated him.

So when you open your mouth, it’s Lao Deng.

Seeing his father's attitude, Lin Fan said no more and just said vaguely: "Maybe I saw it wrong."

If you think about it carefully, it is indeed impossible.

How could the photos from forty years ago be exactly the same?

Moreover, the grandfather seemed to be an old bachelor at the time, and did not get married until he was in his forties. He might be in his eighties now, so how could he still look exactly like the photo of him in his forties?

suddenly.

"Xiaofan, you're getting older too." Mother Lin suddenly sighed with emotion.

Lin Fan was stunned by this sudden sensation. He was feeling sad about returning home after a long absence, but he heard Mother Lin say: "You have to think about the subject of your partner early."

Lin Fanxin said, "Please wait for me here."

really.

Every parent has to worry about their children's lifelong events.

Is the marriage-promoting part of the wanderer’s return home coming?

"I think Starry Night is actually pretty good." Mother Lin said with a smile, "Although she always wears a black gauze, I don't know what she looks like, but she should be very good-looking and has a slim figure."

"Don't young people nowadays like to be thin? And mom can tell that the little girl is taciturn and must be an honest child."

"And you have acted together so many times, and her attitude towards you on TV... Mom can tell that she and you like each other, and you two are quite a match."

"You are all the gods of Daxia, so I can rest assured that we can work together, and you won't neglect each other because you are too busy. After all, we are together when we go on missions."

"Anyway, I welcome her to be my daughter-in-law. Why not find some time..."

"Ahem..." Lin Fan almost choked, glanced into the room with a guilty conscience, and said quickly: "Mom, don't talk nonsense, I, Xingye and I don't have that kind of relationship."

"Ahem!" In the room, Xingye's face was also flushed and he started coughing.

Mother Lin looked back at the room curiously: "Is there someone coughing in there?"

"Ah, it's okay. You heard me wrong. It's me who's coughing." Lin Fan said quickly.

"Did you hear that wrong?" Mother Lin didn't bother to pay attention to where the coughing sound came from, and continued: "You and Xingye really don't have that kind of relationship?"

Lin Fan said in a deep voice: "That's really not true!"

"Alas." Mother Lin sighed and said with some regret, "It seems I have overthought it."

"Yeah, you're overthinking it." Lin Fan quickly continued to eat rice.

But Mrs. Lin's eyes suddenly lit up: "So, you are talking to Brenda now?"

"Cough cough cough!"

Lin Fan choked again!

"Ahem!"

There was another coughing sound in the room.

Mother Lin was stunned and looked towards Lin Fan's room again: "How do I feel that there is an echo in your cough?"

"It's okay, it's okay, Mom, go on." Lin Fan changed the subject.

Mother Lin didn't take it to heart, and continued to say with bright eyes: "Think about it carefully, Brenda is not bad, she is also pretty good-looking. Although her figure is not as slim as Xingye, she is hotter than Xingye and has the characteristics of a foreigner. , the typical development is good! Every place that should be bigger is bigger than Xingye! You can tell it is easy to give birth and has enough milk."

"And she also has a very good attitude towards you. She calls you master and hugs you every time she sees you! These are all taken on camera!"

"If you think about it carefully, although Brenda is careless, she is not pretentious and is also an honest child."

"And it's also great to have a mixed-race baby with blue eyes!"

Mother Lin seemed to have started thinking about it a long time ago, and her current analysis was clear: "It is a bit troublesome to be in a foreign country, but now the transportation is convenient, and as the leader of the Alliance of Gods, Brenda also has money to buy air tickets... If it doesn't work, you can ask Brenda , can you follow the local customs, marry a dog and follow the dog, and live with you in Daxia forever. This way it will be easier for me to take care of the children."

"But let's agree first. You can't go and settle abroad. Your father and I won't accept it! But I guess it's not a big problem with Brenda. I heard from the newspaper that she has learned Chinese in order to be with you. Well, she is also a Attentive girl, it will be easier for your dad and I to communicate with her in the future, without having to go out of your way to learn English."

"As long as Brenda agrees, I welcome her as my daughter-in-law. When you are busy outside, your father and I can still help you take care of the children."

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and finally couldn't help but said: "Mom, Brenda and I don't have that kind of relationship."

"What?" Mother Lin said in astonishment: "You haven't dated any of these two good girls? Then you still don't get to know them both every day?"

Father Lin put down his chopsticks and said seriously: "Xiao Fan, although you are an adult now, you can't be a scumbag!"

Lin Fan was stunned: "Scumbag?"

Father Lin said solemnly: "Even if you are the commander-in-chief, as a father, I still have to criticize you. After all, you are the commander-in-chief of Daxia. How can you not consider the impact of doing things?"

"How can you be in two different situations? Are you confused with two girls at the same time?"

"Of course, I understand you. After all, both girls are excellent. I wouldn't be able to choose between them. Any man would want them..." Father Lin was talking when his face suddenly changed and he looked at Mother Lin: "You Why are you stepping on me?"

"What do you think?" Mother Lin said with a cold face.

Father Lin felt guilty and said: "I, am I just kidding? I mean, Lin Fan, even if you can't choose, you still have to choose one and give it a name! You can't be with someone who doesn't know both at the same time. ! You have to make it public and you have to talk honestly!"

A serious talk?

You think I don’t want to!

Lin Fan had a hard time saying that he had a forbidden object in his possession, and the condition for containing the forbidden object was to be single forever!

But I can't live without the forbidden things now, or in other words, I can't live without the forbidden things until the end of the coming of the gods!

But Lin Fan couldn't talk about this kind of thing. It would involve sneaking into the divine world, and his parents would have to worry.

"I, there's nothing I can do..." Lin Fan was trying to think of a way to fool him, while he hesitated: "I can't do anything now..."

Mother Lin looked confused.

Father Lin's expression changed: "You, you can't do it, can you?"

"Yes, I can't!" Lin Fan simply gritted his teeth and said with a look of humiliation.

For a while.

"Crack!"

The chopsticks in Mother Lin's hand fell to the ground, and Father Lin couldn't believe it and looked at Lin Fan with a distressed face.

The family of three was silent for a long time.

They were all shocked by the news.

"Cough cough cough..." There was another cough in the room, breaking the damn silence.

Xingye's face turned red from holding it back, she could hardly help but laugh, and coughed due to choking.

"Are you coughing?" Mother Lin felt something was wrong again and turned to look at the room.

It always feels like someone is coughing in the room.

Lin Fan coughed quickly and tried to change the subject: "Cough cough cough... Well, I have a cold recently. Mom, do you have any medicine at home?"

"We are still talking about a cold!" Father Lin said with a trembling voice: "You can't... When did it happen? Can it still be cured?"

"It shouldn't be curable." Lin Fan sighed.

Father Lin asked, "Why doesn't it work?"

"I don't know. Everyone said I could do it, and I thought I could do it, but one day I suddenly stopped working..." Lin Fan had no experience of failing, so he could only say vaguely.

Father Lin was heartbroken: "Why can't you do it? I, I'm a pretty good father, why can't you do it? You should just follow me!"

Who would have thought.

My own child can't do it.

The famous commander-in-chief of Daxia is actually unable to do so!

"Don't talk about that," Lin Fan changed the subject and said, "Let's eat first."

Mother Lin was also anxious at this time and said quickly: "Don't be in a hurry to eat now, this is a big deal!"

"In this way, I will take you to see a doctor later... No, that is the last resort. If you really can't do it, go again. Otherwise, if you meet a doctor who doesn't care about his words, everyone will know the Commander-in-Chief of Daxia. No way... you will never be able to hold your head up again!"

"So serious?" Lin Fan was stunned.

Mother Lin glared and said, "I don't have any grandchildren to hold. Isn't it serious?"

"In this way, you may not be able to do it. Maybe you don't like those two girls." Mother Lin took a deep breath, tried to stay calm and thought of a solution, and said, "I have actually helped you find a lot of good girls. , there is a colleague’s daughter, there is a colleague’s nephew, there is a neighbor’s child... In this way, I will help you arrange a blind date now! If you meet true love, fall in love at first sight, and suddenly feel it, maybe it will be okay!"

Blind date?

"Ahem!" Lin Fan choked again.

"Cough cough cough!!" A voice also came from the room.

Xingye coughed on purpose this time.

If he didn't cough, would he just watch Lin Fan go on a blind date?

Sure enough, this time it directly attracted Mother Lin's attention.

"No!" Mother Lin stood up suddenly and walked towards the room: "There is really someone in the room!"

Lin Fan quickly said: "No, Mom..."

"Son, be careful. You stay away. I want to see which thief dares to come to our house!" Lin's father actually ran to the kitchen and got a knife, guarding Lin Fan behind him, and walked to the room with Lin's mother.

Father Lin and Mother Lin blocked Lin Fan behind them. Father Lin walked in front, holding a knife in his hand and walking towards the room with a serious face.

Lin Fan felt extremely weird inside.

to be honest.

There is absolutely no need for parents to block themselves behind...