Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

"By the way, why are you in Xiaofan's room?" Lin's father also completely recovered and asked a little strangely.

The atmosphere was very awkward.

Lin Fan had an idea and broke the embarrassment: "I wanted to surprise my parents, so I performed a magic trick for them."

"Hey, I've changed into a living person. Are you surprised or happy?"

"Shut up!" Mother Lin glared at Lin Fan, "I haven't settled the matter with you about your hidden beauty in the golden house yet. It will be easier for you in a while."

Lin Fan: "..."

Mother Lin put on a smile again and asked Xingye softly: "Why are you in Xiaofan's room?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, uncle and aunt," Xingye said in a low voice with a blushing face and lowered her head: "Just now, when uncle opened the door and went back to the study to read, Lin Fan opened the door for me."

"He said that we can't be open to each other now, so he hid me in the room."

"He even took the opportunity to talk to me... After he was done, I was so tired that I fell asleep. He put on his pants and came out on his own."

"Uncle and auntie, don't blame Lin Fan. It's my fault. I shouldn't have followed here secretly. I really don't want to be separated from Lin Fan..." Xingye raised her head and looked at Lin Fan with a pleading look on her face: "Please Don't scold me, I know I was wrong. I promise not to be so clingy next time. I didn't want to cause you so much trouble. From now on, I promise to secretly not let anyone know about us and not let you be responsible."

Lin Fan: "???"

Lin Fan looked confused.

what are you saying?

Aren't you the one who is shy and hides in the house?

"Bringing people home to play, don't you want your parents to find out? Or even want to be responsible?" Mother Lin tasted the meaning of Xingye's words, glanced at Lin Fan, and said with disdain: "Just now you were talking to me and you Dad said, you are single, not in a relationship, and you even lied to us and said no... you are a scumbag!"

My son turns out to be a scumbag!

anger!

Very angry! !

Lin's father also looked at Lin Fan with a complicated expression: "You still say that I can't do it? I don't forget to take the time to go in the house... I just tired people to the point of falling asleep! Is the addiction so big? But he is indeed a scumbag. . When people come to your home to stay with you, you just throw it in your room. You don’t even want your parents to see it, and you tell others that you are single.”

"It's unfortunate that our family has a scumbag like you."

"Anywhere I can get my hands on a knife, I have to clean up the house today."

As a child who was abandoned by Lao Deng, Father Lin hated this kind of scumbag extremely. If it weren't for the son he watched grow up in front of him, and if he hadn't been unable to hold a knife, he would have chopped him long ago.

Lin Fan was stunned for a long time: "No, please listen to my explanation. This is not the case..."

"Shut up!" Mother Lin didn't have a good look on Lin Fan. She turned to Xingye and said softly: "Although it's not a good question to ask, but you and Xiaofan are in love, right?"

"I, I don't know...he has never admitted it." Xingye whispered.

Lin Fan's eyes widened: "Huh?"

Lin Fan looked at his parents in confusion: "No, believe me, that's not the case. We have nothing..."

"Yes, yes, I was wrong, we didn't talk!" Xingye said aggrievedly: "Don't be angry, I will say to the outside world that you are single. I was wrong, please forgive me, I will tell my uncle and aunt that we have nothing did not do it."

Mother Lin narrowed her eyes.

Obviously, she wouldn't believe anything Lin Fan said now.

The mouth of a scumbag is a liar.

They were all found on the bed and you still say nothing happened?

They must have happened!

This little girl seemed to have been fooled as well, and actually helped Lin Fan hide it to please Lin Fan.

This little brat is actually quite capable, he fooled the little girl like this!

"Sure enough, he is a scumbag. Such a good girl has made it this far, but she still doesn't admit the relationship... It's okay, don't be afraid, I will help you deal with him. If he doesn't admit the relationship with you, I will tear him apart. Mouth." Mother Lin turned to look at Lin Fan, her face getting colder: "Lin Fan, do you admit that she is your girlfriend now?"

Instead of calling him Xiaofan, call him Lin Fan!

This shows that mom is serious!

It's a big deal!

Mother's pressure swept away.

So scary.

Bloodline suppression.

Cold sweat broke out on Lin Fan's forehead. Do you admit it or not?

It doesn't matter whether you admit it or not. This... the key question is, do you admit the taboo?

Containment conditions: You will always be single!

"I..." Lin Fan's face was full of confusion, not knowing what to say.

"As expected, he is a scumbag. He has already taken someone to bed with him, and he still doesn't want to confirm the relationship." Father Lin also sighed, "Xiaofan, you can't be like this."

Lin Fan: "???"

Damn me!

"No, she and I didn't do anything!" Lin Fan could only defend himself.

"You haven't done anything yet. Could it be that I took off my clothes and ran to your bed? And I was so tired that I fell asleep. This wasn't your doing?" Mother Lin said coldly: "Seeing is believing, and you are still quibbling. Don't think that just because you are my son, you can stand under my nose

"Xiao Fan, you have to give her a title. She is also a god in Daxia after all!" Father Lin also said: "Mother Lin and I have discussed that Xingye is the most suitable for you, and we are also very satisfied with her. .”

Xingye's face lit up slightly when he heard the compliment.

Lin Fan gritted his teeth: "Okay, then give her a title! I admit it!"

As Lin Fan spoke, he said in his heart: "Brother Mask, I only said this on the surface. I didn't think so in my heart. I thought it was just to make my mother happy. Brother, please spare my life!"

Begging for mercy in his heart, Lin Fan simultaneously channeled his divine power, ready to deal with the backlash of forbidden objects at any time.

But the forbidden object remained silent.

Sure enough, being single forever depends on specific actions.

Lin Fan has not yet taken any concrete action with Xing Ye, nor has he officially confessed his love or confirmed his relationship. He just wanted to talk about it to make his mother happy, which seems to be nothing.

"The bet was right!" Lin Fan exhaled, "This forbidden object can only be judged by specific actions!"

As the saying goes, a gentleman does not care about his heart when discussing his deeds. There is no gentleman in the world when it comes to his heart.

If you just talk about it and think about it, this forbidden thing will come back, and I'm afraid no one can control it.

After all, even a monk will feel something in his heart when he sees a beautiful woman. This is his instinctive love for beauty.

If we talk about the mind, no one in the world is perfect, and even all of them are bad people.

From this point of view, as long as no substantial confessions and actions are made, and the relationship is not truly determined, this taboo will not bite back.

It's like, someone said on the Internet that my wife is Di Lieba, but in fact, Di Lieba cannot be his wife.

"That's right. He knows his mistakes and can correct them. He is still a good boy. My son can't be a scumbag who is irresponsible after having fun." Seeing Lin Fan admit it, Mother Lin laughed instantly and looked at Xingye again, the more she looked at The more satisfied he is: "I feel relieved that my son can find such a good partner."

"If he bullies you from now on, just tell me and watch me deal with him!"

Xingye also looked at Lin Fan happily, her brows filled with pride, and nodded repeatedly: "Thank you, auntie! Then I will be Lin Fan's public girlfriend from now on!"

Lin Fan: "..."

In fact, this was not really a confirmed relationship, it was just an argument against her will to make her mother happy. Lin Fan never even really confessed his love to her, nor did she hold hands.

but.

Does this count as using his mother to confirm his relationship with Xingye in disguise?

Lin Fan couldn't tell whether it was true or false, whether it was against one's will or sincerity. Maybe it was also confused by the taboo.

Mother Lin had already held Xingye's hand and started chatting with her warmly.

"By the way, what do your parents do?"

"Headmaster."

"Ahem, it's a very novel profession..." Mother Lin coughed at this answer and continued to ask, "What about when you were a child..."

Xingye said: "I have been practicing in the sect and was taught strictly by my parents. I have never gone down the mountain alone."

"She is indeed very honest." Mother Lin was very satisfied with Xingye's upbringing. She was honest and well-behaved. Who wouldn't want a daughter-in-law like this.

Moreover, in terms of family background, Xing Ye is the inheritance disciple of Mo Yin Xingluo, and Lin Fan, who comes from an ordinary family, is simply a high achiever.

Of course, Lin Fan is now the commander-in-chief of Daxia, and Daxia's strongest combat power is not a high ranking one.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law chatted for a few words and became more cordial. They started holding hands and whispering and laughing. Mother Lin became more and more satisfied with Xingye.

Lin Fan and his father had no way to interrupt, so they could only sit there and stare.

"By the way, you were coughing in the house before..." Mother Lin suddenly thought of something and said, "Did you hear it then?"

Somewhat embarrassing.

He was talking behind his back and was overheard by the person involved.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm very satisfied with you and I really like you to be my daughter-in-law." Mother Lin said quickly: "Brenda is from Europe, so she and Lin Fan are not suitable after all. The cultural differences are too big. And if the two of them get married, they don’t know where they will settle down... Even if she has a good figure, she can’t compare to yours.”

Xingye was not angry, but whispered: "Auntie, actually, I'm quite old too."

"Ah?" Mother Lin was stunned and subconsciously looked down at the ordinary size of Xingye's chest.

Not too small to say the least.

But by no means big.

Just ordinary.

Much worse than Brenda. After all, Brenda is a Westerner and is typically well-developed, like a cow.

Mother Lin didn't speak. She really couldn't do anything like telling lies. Mother Lin was also an honest person. She was embarrassed to tell lies even for the sake of this daughter-in-law.

Xingye was not embarrassed, but blushed and whispered: "Unlike Brenda, the descendant of the God of Thunder, I am an assassin, and my actions must be clean and easy to conceal."

"It's too big, which affects the balance and slows down the pace of action. Besides, it's too conspicuous and it's not conducive to concealment."

"So I usually tie it up."

"Ah." Mother Lin suddenly realized: "I'm telling you! So...you are not young either!"

It was a bit of a surprise, as if she was enjoying it...

"By the way." Mother Lin suddenly said, "You haven't eaten yet. You were already in the house when we were eating."

Xingye touched her belly sheepishly and nodded: "Yeah."

"Gululu."

My belly makes a sound at the right time.

"It's all my fault. I was too excited and just kept chatting." Mother Lin looked at the time: "It's already two o'clock in the afternoon."

Lin Fan stood up quickly: "The food is cold, I'll heat it up."

"What's hot? You kid? My daughter-in-law is at home. Can I let her eat the leftovers?" Mother Lin turned to Father Lin and said, "His dad called the relatives and said that Xiaofan brought his daughter-in-law with him. Here we go, have dinner at the Yuntu Hotel at five o'clock. You can call the hotel and book the largest private room!"

"Ah?" Father Lin was stunned, "The largest private room in the Yuntu Hotel... one meal costs half of my previous salary."

That's the best hotel in the city.

In the largest private room, there are more than a dozen people, and a meal costs two to three thousand, not counting drinks.

Fortunately, Cangshi is a small county, and high-end restaurants are more expensive in big cities.

But even so, Lin's father felt distressed.

"You are so stingy! My daughter-in-law is here for the first time, and she is still worried about the money. Besides, Daxia has increased production and is in urgent need of manpower. People are hired at high prices everywhere. Don't you now have more than ten thousand a month? Mother Lin retorted directly: "Your daughter-in-law is a descendant of the gods of Daxia and the Xingluo Clan. She finally came here. Are you going to let her eat at the ramen restaurant?"

"Auntie, there's no need to go to such trouble." Xingye was also flattered and said quickly: "There is food on the table, just warm it up."

"No, no, no, the food cooked at home is definitely not as delicious as the food in a big restaurant. I am not a professional chef, and ordinary people like us don't have cooks at home." Mother Lin was quite familiar with her cooking skills and said quickly: " When distinguished guests come, just go out and eat out. You just have a taste of our specialties, and you can also let your relatives see how good of a daughter-in-law my Xiaofan has found."

Mother Lin stood up and put on her coat to pack up, while saying: "Now, you go out with me to go shopping, buy you some clothes and cosmetics, and then eat some snacks to fill your stomach, waiting for the big meal in the evening. There is a food street next to it , a roasted pig’s trotter is pretty good.”

"Xingye, look how nice my mother is to you. She will take you out to eat at a restaurant tonight. Wait..." Lin Fan was silent for two seconds, and suddenly felt something was wrong. He asked doubtfully: "Mom, why didn't you take me with you when I came back?" I’m going out to eat... I’m also your eldest son.”

Lin Fan felt extremely complicated inside. He didn't know whether to feel sad that he had lost his mother's favor, or to be happy that Xingye seemed to be very popular with his mother.

Have you got a wife and forgotten your son?

Dad took out his cell phone with a distressed look on his face and prepared to book a private room.

Lin Fan suddenly said: "Dad, haven't I always had my salary card with you? It should be quite a month."

After Lin Fan joined the army, his salary card was given directly to his parents.

Anyway, I can't spend much money in the military, and food and accommodation are all covered, so I might as well make the old couple live more comfortably.

Although Lin Fan has never asked about his treatment, it is definitely not low. Daxia will never treat any soldier badly.

Why is dad still asking for help with a distressed look on his face?

"Hey, aren't we saving up to get you a wife? How can I, your father, be willing to spend your money? I'm not that irresponsible old man." Father Lin sighed and muttered: "Even if I get a wife, I won't. I know how much it will cost. Xingye is a disciple of the same sect and one of the gods of Daxia. I don’t know how much this gift will cost, and I don’t know if it will be of interest to our small county."

"If you go to a big city to buy a house, it will start with millions or tens of millions. You know, we are an ordinary family and we don't have much money saved for you..."

As Father Lin spoke, he looked through his address book and looked for the names of relatives.