Naruto: Start by eating the golden fruit

Seeing the smile on Youya's face, Nara Deer also felt a little numb.

He didn't know whether Youya had a good impression of these businessmen, and he didn't want to know.

But he smiled and said that these people were not fat yet, and they had to be fed first...

These people even have 5 billion in deposits!

So what level of fat sheep do you think is?

Nara Deer also nodded and agreed.

Nara Deer didn't think this task was difficult.

Unless they suddenly learn from now on and never make any mistakes from now on, they may be able to avoid Youya's future pig-killing plan.

But how is this possible?

The reason why these guys can have today's status and wealth is not accumulated by legitimate means.

If you make a lot of quick money, you will naturally not care about legitimate means.

That's too slow.

Therefore, these people will not be able to bear it in the future.

Nara Deer also went down in a hurry.

Youya smacked his lips, and he saw his own shadow no matter how he looked at it.

At that time, he was busy all day long in the Hokage's office, and often had to stay up until the next morning.

Tsk tsk tsk, now think about it, it was really hard at that time...

Yuya sighed in his heart.

Then he leaned back on his Hokage chair and crossed his legs comfortably.

...

In early August of the 50th year of Konoha.

A middle-aged couple came to the gate of Konoha Village.

It was Jiraiya and Himiko.

Himiko's belly was already a little pregnant at this moment.

Because there was a pregnant woman, naturally the green light all the way, many inspections were temporarily suppressed, and they were checked by female ninjas after entering the village.

Don't doubt it, once there were some bad and addictive things in Konoha Village, Yuya was furious when he found out, and finally found out that it was transported by women's private parts.

Yuya was very angry, he knew that some bastards in his previous life would do anything for profit, and he thought that the Naruto world would be different, but he found that it was actually the same in every world.

As long as the profit is big enough, someone will take the risk.

After all, people die for money and birds die for food.

Tsunade rushed over quickly after receiving the news, and then said that she would take over the rest of the matter, and she would do the examination.

The ninjas guarding the gate naturally agreed.

So Tsunade took Himiko to the hospital.

The first examination was to see how big the fetus was and whether the fetal position was correct.

Konoha's research institute has recently made another breakthrough in electromagnetic technology, and electromagnetic image conversion has also been achieved, so the CT machine came out.

However, this kind of thing cannot be done on pregnant women.

But the detector for pregnant women was specially modified.

After all, Yuya is most concerned about population.

What Konoha Village lacks most has always been population.

Damn, the lack of population is a book, it has been lacking since the beginning, and it is estimated that it will still be lacking in the end.

Now Konoha Village has more than 6 million people.

In more than 20 years, from 700,000 to 800,000 to more than 6 million, this growth rate is already terrifying.

But it is not enough.

Far from enough.

It would be better if the human reproduction rate was faster.

Well, after Jiraiya and Himiko finished the examination, Tsunade took Himiko to talk about what happened between her and Jiraiya.

Yuya had some time alone with Jiraiya.

"Let's go, let's find a place to have a drink."

Yuya gestured to Jiraiya, and Jiraiya was naturally very happy.

They found a pub casually, and Yuya and Jiraiya clinked their glasses.

Jiraiya exhaled comfortably.

Yuya drank it all in one gulp, then shook his head and said with some regret: "It's a pity that Orochimaru is not here.

If he was here, then we would be all here."

Jiraiya was a little speechless.

Jiraiya has his ball number for Orochimaru, who never took the initiative to contact Yuya.

Therefore, Jiraiya also knew why Orochimaru didn't want to come back.

He came back and was treated like a dog by you, so he definitely didn't want to come back even if he was beaten to death.

Noticing Jiraiya's eyes, Yuya asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

"Um, no, no, nothing."

Jiraiya shook his head quickly.

"Right!" Jiraiya asked Yuya as if he suddenly thought of something: "When I came back, I heard from the gatekeepers that you ordered the Anbu Minister to kneel on a pile of nails under the Hokage's office building, and you didn't let him get up and made him kneel for three days and three nights?"

Yuya's mouth twitched.

At most, Hatake Sakumo knelt for less than an hour, but the rumor spread like this.

If Hatake Sakumo knelt for more than three hours, would the rumor have eaten him alive? !

Yuya said to Jiraiya in a depressed tone: "Don't worry about this kind of thing, it's none of your business."

Jiraiya tilted his head, looking puzzled.

Yuya sighed, looked at Jiraiya and said speechlessly: "You guy, you obviously have no ability to handle government affairs, why are you so interested in this?!"

It's easy to understand, what do men brag about when they get together?

Beautiful women? No, no, no, what men talk about most when they get together is either their own glorious achievements, such as a friend caught a fish weighing more than 7 pounds and 3,000 grams, and he can brag about it for a week.

Unless someone catches a bigger fish than him.

Secondly, when men get together, the second thing they like to talk about most is family and national affairs.

For example, so-and-so. If I were in his position, I would definitely be able to do better than him.

Finally, when men get together, the third thing they like to talk about is history.

For example, eternal regrets and so on.

So is Jiraiya's behavior strange?

No, it's normal!

But what Yuya said is also correct.

Do you know that these are useful? Do you have the ability?

No!

[In a parallel world, the Sixth Hokage Jiraiya: A-choo! Damn, who is scolding me? Woohoo, Tsunade, you bastard! Go to the gambling house and be free and easy, and leave me here to clean your ass, who wants to be this shitty Hokage! Come back quickly!!!]

Of course, having said that, Yuya really wanted to find someone to talk to.

So, Yuya told everything about Uchiha Kagami, Hatake Sakumo and himself.

Jiraiya was stunned after hearing this, and then he shook his head: "It's just an ordinary thing, why make it so complicated?"

Yuya looked at Jiraiya in confusion: "What do you mean?"

Jiraiya said: "Since you don't want that uncle named Uchiha Kagami to do that, why don't you just say it?

Why go around in circles?

You are dissatisfied with Hatake Sakumo's actions, why don't you tell him directly?"

Yuya was stunned with a wine glass in his hand...

After a long time, he looked at Jiraiya and sighed.

Jiraiya just does things unruly.

He is not a fool...

That day, Yuya went to Hatake Sakumo's house and scolded Hatake Sakumo. In the confused eyes of Hatake Sakumo and Hatake Kakashi who was playing games at home on vacation, Yuya went straight to Uchiha Kagami's house after scolding him.

Then, in the horrified eyes of Uchiha Shisui, he and Uchiha Kagami quarreled for three hours, and then drank for two hours, and then they argued about how Senju Tobirama had come up with the idea of ​​asking Yuya to collect supplies.

Yuya thought it was Uchiha Kagami who instigated it, but Uchiha Kagami of course denied it.

I don't know who cursed first, but anyway, the two of them started fighting.

Then that night, Yuya simply slept at Uchiha Kagami's house...