NBA: Evil Striker, Hold the Shark!

Chapter 80 Wajovia Sweet Crit! Li Ba kisses Scarlett!!

Scarlett Johansson, led by her good sister Megan Fox, watched a match against Li Ba at the quarterfinals in March Madness, and she missed Li Ba.

It’s just that later because of work, she has not freed up her efforts to watch Li Ba’s live matches, and now Scarlett’s movie has just been filmed, but she can be regarded as having kung fu to come out to see Li Ba.

So.

In the first row of the Waqiaovia Center Arena, a beautiful landscape appeared Scarlett Johansson was wearing an evening dress, bare long legs, hooked a pair of stud attack shoes, and looked at the big ass Li Ba on the field with interest.

The game on the field has begun.

Dalemport took the jump ball with his height advantage, and Iverson carried the ball through the half.

Facing Chris Paul, who became a banana boat brother together this summer and also wore the No. 3 shirt, Iverson was not polite at all, and came up to direct Li Ba to make a block.

Paul’s defense is good, but it can’t stand the Jazz’s two interior players defensively one by one.

The AI passed Boozer with one acceleration, and then stopped the jumper in the middle of the range.

Paul, who has been practicing with Iverson for more than a month, knows how difficult Iverson’s emergency stop shot is, but he never expected that this was Iverson’s fake shot.

Then look at Li Ba in the down, catch the basketball in the air, and Memet Oku, who ran over, directly poured the ball in!

2：0。

Because Memet Oku’s assistant defense played a certain interference, after Li Ba dunked, his hand did not grasp the basket, and when he fell, he accidentally hit Oku’s face.

“Ugh!”

Memet Oku immediately let out a scream!

No wonder it’s the big evil man in the blue altar who can beat Shaq, and he really started as soon as he started!

To be honest, Li Ba’s goal was really not intentional.

After landing, Li Ba quickly went up and touched Oku’s small head and apologized.

“I’m sorry, bro, I really didn’t mean to.”

Giving people a mistakenly injured, Li Ba is really embarrassed.

However, Memet Oku seemed to be afraid of Li Ba, and quickly opened a distance of one meter.

“Got it! I am fine! Stay back! ”

Oku refused 29 triples.

He didn’t want to be like Shaq, who fought against Li Ba the whole game, and then was beaten up by Li Ba and thrown onto the bench on the bench.

We are a person who eats by shooting, offense for a living, defense or something, the meaning is on the line.

“Hahaha, it’s still the familiar Li Ba! The first round after the comeback came up and gave people a big mouth, still a familiar recipe, or a familiar taste! ”

“Li Ba’s style of competition is like this, smashing buttons at every turn, arching people at every turn, and slapping people’s big mouths at every turn!”

“But looking at Li Ba’s way of comforting his opponent, he seems to have been much gentler, it seems that this fine of 50,000 yuan has some effect on him!”

Li Ba: Fine? It’s really a penalty! Penalty minus 50,000 yuan!

On the field.

Ball conversion, Jazz offense.

The Jazz’s defense, especially the interior defense, is indeed a bit poor, but their offense is still strong enough.

Paul holds the ball above the top of the arc and is waiting to see how the tactics work.

However, the opportunity was not very good, so Paul temporarily played the blocking tactic, stretched out his hand, and signaled the inside player to come and block the demolition.

A hilarious picture was born!

With Paul’s stretch out hand, Li Ba actually came over to block Paul.

I really can’t blame Li Ba, I was really used to fighting for more than a year in college!

Li Ba came up to the butt like this, and Paul also reflexively passed by Li Lei’s side.

This time, Iverson, who was defending Paul, directly hit Li Ba’s butt.

“WTF？！！”

Iverson was stunned at that time, I wiped, how is this ass so familiar? At a glance, it turned out to be Li Ba!

My good bully, why are you still fighting undercover?

Seeing Iverson’s blank eyes, Li Ba realized that he was embarrassed and embarrassed.

As soon as I arrived at the home stadium, I went undercover in the first defensive round.

Lost adults!

So the embarrassed Li Ba hurried back to the defense inside.

“Haha, it seems that Li Ba has not yet adapted to ah, he thought it was the day when he fought in March Madness with Chris Paul in college!”

This scene is indeed a little funny.

Tonight’s top ten programs, Li Ba is definitely on the list.

However, at the next moment, the situation on the field changed suddenly, and these top ten figures on the list directly changed from Li Ba to Paul.

Li Ba returned to the basket to defend, but the shape of his running was exactly the same as that of blocking Shun Xia, and Paul even subconsciously passed the ball to Li Ba.

“I wipe!”

Paul was confused at that time, how to fatten things? Is it the bully who blocked me just now!

“Hahaha, it’s really a dare to block a dare pass, Li Ba and Chris are playing Mission Impossible on the court!!”

The WOJ commentary on the scene was directly laughing.

The basketball game turned out to be a Mission Impossible game!

Li Ba’s first reaction after receiving the ball on the court was really to take the ball for a layup, but fortunately, his brain circuit turned around and he quickly gave the ball to Iverson.

Otherwise, this farce can become Mission Impossible!

After Iverson got the ball, the 76ers’ counterattack came quickly, and Li Ba took advantage of his speed and threw Boozer away in the blink of an eye.

This man who said before the game that he wanted to show his original form, but he couldn’t even catch up with Li Ba’s ass in the opening game.

Counterattacking the front court with a three-on-two, scorer Korver countered with a three-point ambush in the bottom corner, taking away a defender and opening up space.

In this way, Iverson and Li Ba formed a two-on-one Paul situation!

Iverson made a crotch pass, teased Paul, and helped Li Ba in the air street! Philadelphia Showtime!!

One thing is to say, Iverson’s ball is really imaginative.

But he really doesn’t look at Paul in the middle as a human being!

This passing route is completely to let Li Ba watch Paul and go in!

“Bully, tap!”

Paul meditated in his heart.

“Luoluo, I’m sorry!”

Li Ba, who has already been leisurely, doesn’t care who you are, grab the ball and pour it into the basket.

BOOM！

“It’s beautiful, another aerial relay, and the opening two scores are all from the aerial connection between Ai and Li Lei! This ball is wonderful! Li Lei is separated by his college brother! ”

“This goal means that Vic Forest’s strong buttocks combination is completely broken! Standing in front of you now is Philadelphia’s [Mugwort Group]! ”

Chris Paul, who was knocked over, even rolled twice on the ground.

This time, Paul also really felt that the power from Li Ba was really outrageous!

And after Li Ba landed, he quickly ran over to pull up this good friend of his own.

Li Ba and Paul’s hands, another 0.58 seconds to shake.

“Bully! Let me see, are you all right? ”

As a result, at this moment, Iverson ran over sharply, and the connection between Li Ba and Paul was violently destroyed by Iverson.

“You two, when I’m a non-existent?”

Looking at Li Ba and AI’s You Nong My Nong, Paul, who still maintained a raised hand posture and wanted to hold Li Ba, actually had a feeling of being stunned.

“Wait…”

However, Paul suddenly realized something, stood up abruptly and questioned Li Ba, “What did he call you just now?” ”

Paul just heard Allen Iverson call Li Ba a bully.

Isn’t that his exclusive nickname?

It’s like a baby can only be called by a husband, how can the title of bully be easily called by others?

Li Ba scratched his head awkwardly, and there was a feeling that he was caught by his wife when he came out.

You can’t blame me Ah Luoluo, only Ai Ai for being too good at technology.

Watch Iverson and Li Ba celebrate unbridled intimacy.

Paul’s heart was torn.

Really, with me, with him?

Walking to the free throw line, Li Ba hit another easy free throw, and the opening 5 points were angry and turned back.

Boozer pulled away the singles Li Ba, but as a result, he couldn’t go in by the arch of strength, turned over a super high arc jumper, and whether he could enter or not could only watch the sky eat.

Boozer this guy, the highlight of his career is playing the Houston Rockets in the next two years, facing the slow-paced, unpreventable Dayao, his ultra-high arc medium and long-range shooting kills.

Indeed, Boozer cooperates with Oku, these two centers who kill people by accuracy, it is really a bit of a Tianke Dayao.

But in the face of Li Ba, Boozer’s three-board axe is useless.

Boozer shoots, Li Ba can completely defend out!

Boozer eats low, Li Ba is about to laugh! So, in the center of Wajovia.

Li Ba not only did not show the original form as Boozer said, but the original form was revealed by Boozer Buddha.

Throughout the first quarter, the excited Li Ba played 12 minutes, shot 5 of 8, and scored 12 points efficiently!

AI’s performance was also good, scoring 7 points on 3-of-5 shooting, and the key was to give out 4 assists in the first quarter!

The Pig combination scored 19 points in a single quarter, and only two of them scored the entire Jazz team.

“The Utah Jazz were in a slump offensively, not just Carlos, Chris also lost himself in the first quarter!”

As the commentators say, Paul seems to be a bit of a wanderer

If there is a psalm to describe Paul’s performance in the first verse, it is probably it

Mountains and rivers are always in love, Paul opened 5 of 0!

Mountains and heavy water have no way out, and they are confused B mistakes!

“This is not a reflection of Chris’s strength, I feel as if he has something on his mind, my girlfriend ran away with someone two days ago, and I was in the exact same state at that time.”

One thing is to say, this WOJ on-site commentator is really an old psychologist.

What limited Paul from playing was really emotional problems.

His pig ran away with someone else!

No doubt.

Li Ba’s performance in the first quarter of the Wachovia Center Arena made the fans very satisfied.

Of course, equally satisfied, there is Scarlett Johansson on the sidelines.

At 6:58 of the second quarter, the starters of both teams returned to the court.

“Chris, I think you’re a little weak, you were upside down a lot last night?”

Li Ba saw that Paul’s mood was not high, so he asked.

Paul glanced at Li Ba: “I have nothing to turn upside down alone, and the person who has more upside down should be you.” ”

Li Ba patted Paul on the shoulder: “Brother give you a word of advice, train more and sweat more, watch less videos and fight more.” ”

After the return of the two teams’ starters in the second quarter, the gap was further widened by the Philadelphia 76ers.

The current Jazz roster looks okay, but the team’s combat effectiveness has not yet been fully formed, especially this traditional point guard is the team with the ball as the big core, and it takes a while to run-in.

The score was a little bit shorter, and I went to 20 points.

But Li Ba, who played at home for the first time, was enthusiastic and still worked the field.

And the more motivated a player is, the more likely it is to create a situation that is… When saving the ball, he will accidentally hit the spectators on the sidelines.

Take this round, for example.

You explained that there was only the last minute left in the second quarter, and there was an opportunity to lend the ball, and Li Ba actually rushed up to save the ball.

AI’s three-point shot, Li Ba and the opposite Kirilenko grabbed a rebound

Li Ba’s continuous jumping ability caused cheers from all the fans, but the ball was pointed outside the three-point line!

Li Ba grabbed the basketball with both hands, but his toes were only two inches away from the boundary.

At this time, Kirilenko nudged Li Ba behind his back.

Li Ba was originally on tiptoe, pushed by AK47, the center of gravity of the whole person went directly forward, under the urgency of 443, he could only rely on pouting to maintain balance!

The body leans forward and the butt pouts back.

Holding a basketball in his arms, his right hand frantically drawing circles.

Although Li Ba’s movements are funny, this is all to maintain balance and not let himself fall out.

This action tests a player’s balance and core strength.

I have to say that Li Ba’s two physical abilities are really strong, replaced by others have long fallen out, Li Ba not only did not fall, but also immediately stabilized his body.

Feeling that he was standing firm immediately, Li Ba showed a satisfied smile.

Our old Li’s body is leather solid!

However, when Li Ba raised his head, a shocking face suddenly appeared in his eyes.

No! When is such a big beauty sitting in front of you!?

Before, Li Ba’s attention was on the ball, and now Li Ba’s attention is also on the “ball”!

And, of course, the long legs that are about to be attached to your face! What a white! It’s so long! There is also a pair of stud attack shoes on the feet!

Where can Li Ba, the mother-fetus solo two, stand this?

The sudden beauty directly made Li Ba’s center of gravity unstable! Causing the whole person to fall in front.

But in the end, it was Li Ba’s professional ethics, and when he was about to fall, he quickly shouted to the head coach: “Uncle Qi, I can’t do it, pause!” ”

The 76ers managed to save the ball, but Li Ba also collided with the long-legged Miro in front of him.

When the body fell, Li Ba saw clearly the person in front of him.

Isn’t Jie the heroine of a certain construction site marshal who has been dreaming of her bathwater!

Scarlett Johansson!

Perhaps following what the body thought, Li Ba fell in an unbiased position, just in time to have a mouth-to-mouth with Scarlett Johansson.

Accidents always come suddenly, and the next second they catch you off guard! Wachovia Center Arena.

A romantic scene that only appears in an idol bubble drama is sweetly staged!

Just like the specific scenes of idol dramas, the first encounter of the male and female protagonists always begins with a careless collision and a kiss.

Bumping and bumping, the deer in the hearts of the two snapped, ah no, bang bang.

The little elk in Li Ba’s heart now is thumping.

But he was scared!

There are many plots that make Li Ba’s whole person confused, but this time Li Ba really received a super critical hit!

I kissed Scarlett Johansson! And it’s still live in the United States!

Where can he endure this in the two worlds of mother-fetus solo?

The brain is directly down, the CPU is burned out, and the graphics card is also bursting, the kind that cannot be repaired for a while and a half.

The braincase was about to burn and smoke, and Li Ba only held out a sentence after half a ring: “Sorry, did it hurt you?” ”