NBA: Evil Striker, Hold the Shark!
Chapter 081
Chapter 81 Watch the NBA, you can even stone more!!
Li Ba can’t wait to give himself two big mouths now.
He just said the wrong thing, he was going to say “Sorry, did it hurt you?” ”
But the problem is that Li Ba has never had such close contact with girls in his two lives.
Especially when he faced the global goddess Scarlett Johansson, Li Ba’s mouth was scooped at that time.
Unexpectedly, a whole sentence came out: “Did it hurt you?” ”
Damn, what is that called?
You accidentally kissed someone, people are putting that shy and embarrassed, and you ask people if they bite people.
And how do you bite?
If this bite is read separately, then there is no content.
“It hurts a little, but it’s okay, you’re okay.”
Scarlett Johansson’s gentle voice sounded, Li Ba suddenly wanted to pump himself even more, see how gentle and considerate people are, obviously he bumped into others and asked himself if there was something wrong.
Li Ba really has the urge to pump himself.
Li Ba quickly helped Scarlett Johansson up, even said a few sorry words, and when he left, he subconsciously glanced at Scarlett’s thigh.
This incident made Li Ba very embarrassed, and Scarlett was also particularly blushing, especially the fans on the scene, and coaxed one after another, which made the two people look helpless.
“Haha, the fans at the scene are really worth the ticket price, they not only saw a wonderful game, but also saw a classic shot of an idol drama!”
“If I’m not mistaken, that girl is the famous Scarlett Johansson, and if she confirms a relationship with Li Bazhen in the future, this will definitely be a sweet story at the Wajovia Center Arena!”
“Together!”
“Together!”
“Together!”
Perhaps driven by the live commentator, the fans on the spot actually roared and shouted “together”.
Li Ba really blushed this time!
No, you’re going too far.
Is it really a red rope?
You have agreed to this marriage, but did we agree to it? Ah, if you agree, it’s not impossible…
Scarlett is now more embarrassed than Li Ba.
The audience shouted “together”, which was undoubtedly more embarrassing for a girl Ding.
Now Scarlett really wants to get out of here to relieve her embarrassment and shyness.
But……
If she really left, wouldn’t it be an action that showed that she wanted to dissociate herself from Li Ba publicly, which would make Li Ba very faceless.
The whole world will think that Scarlett did not fancy Li Ba at all, which would make Li Ba look like a toad.
The careful and considerate Scarlett, in order not to embarrass Li Ba, sat there and endured the sound of watching the tsunami at the scene.
Li Ba didn’t know what Scarlett Johansson thought.
She could have left directly, but she didn’t leave to save his face.
Such a sensible girl is now sitting there alone and bearing the voice of the fans.
This scene made Li Ba really have a desire to protect.
Seriously, Li Ba almost jumped on the tech desk and grabbed the MC’s microphone like the opener, shutting up the fans at the scene.
But fortunately, the fans at the scene only coaxed for a short while.
With the referee’s whistle, the call stopped.
Li Ba was relieved.
If you jump on the technical stage for the first two games of your career and grab the MC’s microphone, it’s really a classic among historical classics…
Definitely more classic than being expelled on your career debut! It didn’t take long for half a game to be over.
At halftime, the entire network exploded again because of Li Ba.
Many netizens who did not watch the live broadcast of the game were excited again when they saw the news and the news at the top of the forum.
The big news about Li Ba, now fans subconsciously think that this guy has started beating people again!
But after clicking in, everyone found that it had nothing to do with fighting.
However, it seems to be more intense than fighting!
“Li Ba, Scarlett kisses live!” Was it an accident, or was it providence? “Wajovia shouted together, did the two kiss and make love?” 》
“What is the level of this kiss between Li Ba and Scarlett?” Is it the kiss of the century? 》
“was shouted by the audience, but Scarlett did not leave, does she belong to Li Ba”
This Li Ba, no matter what tricks he uses, can always make fans all over the world eat!
Originally, the appearance of Li Ba brought a style in the NBA.
In the NBA, you can even watch boxing!
Now Li Ba has a new job.
In the NBA, you can even watch idol dramas!
Of course, for LSPs, this picture is even more special.
In the NBA, you can even stone more!
Scarlett herself is against the sky, and today she is wearing a beautiful look with a sense of surname.
And Li Ba? At first glance, he is a muscular man, and his face is also clearly defined!
The kiss of these two in the arena is indeed a lot of strokes.
“Mr. President, the Philadelphia 76ers vs Utah Jazz game, Li Ba that guy is making the whole news again”! ”
Meanwhile, the United States, the NBA headquarters.
David Stern was drinking coffee in his office to read the information, when his assistant ran in to report.
“What?”
Stern quickly put down the coffee in his hand, stared at his assistant and asked, “Li Ba, that kid beat someone again?” I just punished him! ”
Don’t say it’s a fan, it’s David Stern now when he hears Li Ba’s name, and subconsciously thinks that this Li Ba is beating people again.
“No, Mr. President, look at this.”
The assistant gave David Stern a video of Li Ba and Scarlett Johansson kissing.
After reading it, David Stern also smiled.
“This kid, I don’t fight anymore, but I became a rogue on the field!”
“Li Ba, this kid, can always change flowers to make news headlines for me!”
David Stern looked at Li Ba, a little speechless and a little envious.
But this kind of thing, Stern did not say much.
After all, the NBA is a diverse platform.
The whole point of brushing, ah no, lace news or something, it is not a good thing for the NBA league.
“There is no need to punish or warn Li Ba, as long as this kid doesn’t give me too much.”
This is too much.
As long as you don’t build me children on the court, you can do it!
“Li Ba, who doesn’t have a face, doesn’t carry people now.”
Chris Paul was angry when he thought of the scene of Li Ba and Scarlett Johansson kissing at the scene.
It’s not enough to talk to Iverson you non my nong, and even to pull a female star over is simply a word, shame!
“Bully, what does Scarlett taste like?”
In the 76ers’ half-court locker room, Allen Iverson looked at Li Ba with a smile.
Li Ba glanced at Iverson.
He also said that Lao Tzu was going to die of embarrassment when he stepped on the horse!
At this time, Chuck Hayes came over and handed Li Ba a bottle of water.
“Look at your flattering smile, Lao Tzu knows that you may have no problem.”
“Brother Li, I just want to ask you, how can you kiss a female star like you, and the eyes are really like an accident?”
“Get out!”
“Okay!”
The lead was almost 20 points in the first half, and the Jazz did not improve in the second half, and the difference remained around 15 points.
At the end of the game, the 76ers defeated the Utah Jazz 105-90 by 15 points, winning Li Ba’s first victory since returning home.
Li Ba’s debut at the Wajovia Center Arena blew up Carlos Boozer with his strength.
Let’s take a look at the comparison of the data of the-for-tat before the match.
Li Ba: 28 points, 13 rebounds and 3 blocks, shooting percentage is still above 60%.
Carlos Boozer: 8 points, 5 rebounds and 0 blocks, shooting 33.333% from the field in an infinite loop.
No scoring, no rebounds, no defense.
Carlos Boozer, who swore before the game, directly became a three-no player—
You know, Carlos Boozer is also a quasi-All-Star level player, doesn’t this game show that Li Ba has the level of an All-Star level?
During the post-match interview, reporters caught Carlos Boozer in the pre-match pick
Questions at the time of the visit.
“Carlos, you said before the game that you wanted to make Li Ba unexpected, but he bombed 28 points and 14 rebounds in the game, how do you explain this?”
“The original shape?”
Boozer glared at the reporter, and then said: “Yes, he is indeed the same, it turns out that he is really strong, he has the ability to score 28 points!” ”
Whatever it takes.
What Boozer said is called a hard gas.
How about 28 points and 14 rebounds? He just has this level and this ability!
Is there a problem? I’m not wrong! This wave is called a hard mouth! Hard mouth is hard!
“Li, you kissed Miss Scarlett on the field today, did you mean it, what do you want to say to Scarlett?”
“I repeat, I didn’t mean it, and I’m sorry to Miss Scarlett!”
Li Ba all obeyed.
During the post-match interview, the group of reporters turned a blind eye to their data performance, and opened their mouths to raise questions about the kissing incident on the field.
Li Ba really doubted, are you journalists professional? You’re basketball journalists!
Fight, kiss.
As long as it’s not about basketball, you can make sure you are on the front line! And what is the problem with this group of journalists?
Or is it not intentional?
Even if it was intentional, I could admit it.
Which hooligan have you ever seen who says he’s a rogue?
“Okay Lee, back in this game where you beat your college brother, what do you have to say to Chris?”
This question can be regarded as making Li Ba finally feel, this is a serious basketball reporter.
Finally, it’s time to talk about penalties.
“It’s no surprise, I used to pop Chris a lot when I was in college.”
“He’s not in good shape today, but that doesn’t tell the whole story!”
“The players who came out of Vic Forest, there are no underdogs.”
There are no weaklings in the Vic Forest.
When it comes to Vic Forest, it has to be mentioned that Paul and Li Ba’s old senior Stone Fort Duncan, who once again bombarded 38+15 tonight to defeat the Miami Heat.
The name of the league’s number one forward has long been confirmed by Duncan.
There’s no one who isn’t looking forward to a head-to-head match between Wake Forest’s two all-time forwards.
Duncan vs Li Ba
Li Ba accepted the sidelines
Reporter interview, the last one returned to the team dressing room.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
After entering the dressing room, the dressing room suddenly sprayed a streamer gun and shot it in his face, so frightened that Li Ba thought that it was some kind of shooting.
It’s okay it’s okay…
Just a celebration…
But Li Ba found that the old teases of the team all looked at him with malicious smiles on their faces.
AI came over at this time and said: “Bully, congratulations on your debut at the center of Wajovia, and also bombed a double-double of 28 points and 13 rebounds.” ”
“Of course, you also have the opportunity to kiss Scarlett Johansson, this is a little surprise we have prepared for you!”
After a great performance in the NBA, or a game with some significance, it’s normal to go back to the locker room for a wave of simple celebrations.
Li Ba also smiled: “It’s okay to celebrate my performance, but there is no need to mention the matter of kissing Fangze.” ”
“You have to get it.”
Iverson pulled Li Ba, and he couldn’t wait to pull up as usual: “Baba, this is the first time we have played side by side at the home of Philadelphia, in order to celebrate this important moment, let’s take a photo together.” ”
After speaking, Iverson sat on the bed chair on Li Ba’s shoulder.
Iguodala in front holds a camera ready to take pictures.
Li Ba felt a little puzzled.
Isn’t it the first show, as for such a sense of ceremony? And why are you all laughing so maliciously?
“One, two…”
Just before Iguodala counted to three, Li Ba suddenly noticed that the group of old teases in front of him actually had fewer people.
Why is Chuck Hayes gone?
The whole house is so big, where can he go?
Li Ba thought of a corner almost instantly.
After opening the door and coming in, the only dead end is behind the door, and this entrance door is also behind him.
Hayes this kid is hiding from himself, what is he going to do?
“Eggplant!”
After Iguodala counted to three, Li Lei, who realized that the situation was not good, suddenly stood up.
And almost at the same moment, Chuck Hayes, who was hiding behind the door, held a large cold bucket in his hand and fell down with a bang.
Whoops!
At the critical moment, Li Ba successfully escaped, cold water was poured on Iverson’s head, and the 76ers players jumped up excitedly, and as a result, the victim was Iverson, and the expression was more exciting.
“Ah, lying groove! Cool! Cool me to death! ”
Doused with cold water, Iverson jumped up in an instant.
“Huh! Are you all right? ”
Looking at Li Ba, who was safe and sound, Iverson, who was trembling, obeyed.
Everyone discussed together to give Li Ba such a look, and the injured ones turned out to be one by one
Li Ba proud: Small sample, just this trick, Lao Tzu has seen through it earlier! Then Li Ba and Iverson’s gazes fell on Hayes in unison.
Li Ba glared angrily: “You kid still dares to pour me, I see that your road is narrow elbows!” ”
Hayes was aggrieved: “Brother Li, the big guy let me do this, I really can’t help it.” ”
Iverson was speechless: “It should have been considered a long time ago, your three percent are less than the hit rate, and no one should use yours!” ”
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