New Story of Lv Bu
: : Mi Heng playing drums naked
The minister heard that the flood was flowing, and the emperor thought about it, and asked for all directions in order to recruit talents. The past Shizong inherited the reign, will promote the ancestors, the counseling, and the group of scholars. Your Majesty Rui Sheng, compile Cheng Jixu, encounter bad luck, Lao Qianri is lost, Wei Yue descends to God, strangers come out together.
I can see Mi Heng, the chief officer, Pingyuan, twenty-four years old, the character is righteous, Shuzhizheng is bright, and the talent is outstanding. For the first time in art and literature, ascend to the church to see the Olympics, see what you see, recite in your mouth, hear what you hear temporarily, don't forget your heart, your nature is in harmony with the Tao, and your thoughts are like gods. Honesty is not surprising if Hongyang's potential plan, peace of mind, and accuracy. Loyal fruit is upright, ambition is frosty and snowy, seeing good is shocking, and evil is like hatred. No matter who sits and resists the line, Shi Yu is fierce, and there is nothing to pass.
There are hundreds of birds of prey, not as good as an eagle. Make Heng Li Chao, there must be considerable. Fei argues and remarks, swells with breath, resolves doubts and ends, and has more than enough time to face the enemy. Xi Jiayi asked for a test of his own country, but the scheming system was simple; the army wanted to take a long time, and he would be more intent on it. The weak crown is generous, the previous generation is beautiful. In recent days, Lu Cui and Yan Xiang have also used different talents to worship Tai Lang, and they are worthy of comparison. Such as the dragon leaping over the sky), fluttering clouds, purple voices, hanging lights and rainbows, enough to show the toast of the department and increase the mumu of the four gates.
Juntian Guangle, there must be a wonderful view; the imperial family and imperial residence must store extraordinary treasures. If Heng waits for generations, it is rare. "Excited Chu" and "Yang Ah", the most wonderful content, the greedy of the masters; the flying rabbit and the scorpion, absolutely unrestrained, good and happy). Dare to not smell it, ministers and other districts!
Your Majesty is careful to select scholars, he must try his best, begging to be summoned in brown clothes. Unremarkable, the crime of being deceived by the minister.
In addition to marching and fighting for world supremacy, Cao Mengde is also quite good at poems and odes. He has written many popular poems. After reading Kong Rong's "Recommended Ni Heng Table", Cao Mengde immediately yearned for it. At that time, he had just killed the entire family of Bian Rang, and it was time to regret it. Anxiously, he urgently needs to set up a positive example to show to Yanzhou and even the world’s celebrities and celebrities of Qingliu. My Cao Mengde also cherishes the celebrities of Qingliu.
Kong Rongsheng had an exquisite heart with seven orifices, he could see through Cao Mengde's mind at a glance, he knew that at this moment Cao Mengde was just in distress. At this time, Mi Heng is recommended, and you will receive excellent results. After all, compared to establishing a positive model and quickly getting out of trouble, Mi Zhengping's stinky temper is too small to be small, and Cao Mengde can bear it.
In all fairness, Kong Rong guessed right, Cao Mengde is one of the best heroes in the world, with a mind like a sea, and can definitely run dozens of five-tooth ships. Not only did he think so, but even Cao Mengde thought so. No matter how bad Mi Heng's temper is, can he make it more stinky? It's just a rotten scholar on the left and right. Cao Cao pinched my nose to hold back, letting his mouth foam and talk endlessly.
However, Cao Cao still underestimated the huge lethality of Mi Heng. Cao Cao arranged a banquet, sent Hong Ling's urgent messenger to invite Ni Heng to the banquet, and also sent two hundred soldiers to obey him. It can be said that he gave Ni Heng a lot of face. The most important thing for the Qingliu scholars and Confucian scholars in this dynasty is face. The reason is simple. They live on face. Once the reputation is ruined, it is more uncomfortable than killing them.
Cao Cao's move immediately caused a sensation in the city of Changyi. The people stopped on both sides of the street. Within hundreds of miles near Changyi, the celebrities of Qingliu came out one after another to see the graceful demeanor. Riding on a tall horse, Mi Heng slowly marched towards the Changyi Taishou Mansion under the rebels of two hundred soldiers, while waving his hands frequently to pay tribute to the Qingliu celebrities on the left and right.
To be honest, Mi Heng has always regarded himself very high, with eyes above the top. Not only that, but he also has some psychological distortions, even to the point of paranoia. Cao Cao invited him so kindly, he still didn't want to see Cao Cao. The reason was simple. He looked down on Cao Cao in his heart. Not only did he look down on it, he was also very disgusted. In the name of crazy illness, he refused Cao Cao's conscripts. After Kong Rong learned about it, he spent a long time licking the teeth, lifted a giant pen like a rafter, and wrote a touching long letter. After reading it, Ni Heng reluctantly agreed.
When I saw Cao Cao, Mi Heng was shocked in his first sentence. "Ama, now that King Wen has the five states of Yuji and Liangyu, plus Sili, the Western Regions, and even Guishuang with a radius of thousands of miles, he is already the number one prince in the world. At this time, you will not send it out. Special envoys, accepting the land as ministers, when will you wait? In this way, the people will be safe and healthy, and you and others will be able to protect their heads and wives, and even go further. Isn't it a killer two birds with one stone?" After that, Cao Cao immediately became so angry.
This sentence is absolutely not a problem if it is spoken by a person with a very good friendship, or if the guest and the host gossiping in private. The left and right are just gossip, the owner can listen or not. However, Mi Heng said in the crowd, how do you ask Cao Cao to respond? Not to mention the shallow exchanges, just say that Cao Cao will answer or not? In desperation, Cao Cao had no choice but to make a haha.
It was the first time that Mi Heng saw Cao Cao and made a mess! Cao Cao was also unambiguous, and immediately gave a return, and gave the order after the banquet. "I have long heard that Zhengping is good at drumming, but I have never heard of it. So, let me call Zhengping a drumman. Whenever I have a banquet, I will play drums for me!" All of them looked at each other for a moment. . what? Drummer? Did I hear it wrong?
After a while, everyone understood that this was Cao Yanzhou's revenge! Naked revenge! Isn't it a good face for you, Hengmi Zhengping? Then I will humiliate you! We lined up for a feast, drank and sang, but you were playing drums to make fun of you. I think you are so embarrassing? "Nuo!" Unexpectedly, Mi Heng gave a promise, flicked his sleeves, and Shi Shiran left, as if nothing was going on.
Alas! In this way, Mi Zhengping is a man of great ambition! Wang Wen's "Liu Hou Lun" once said: "The so-called heroes in ancient times must have a time to excel. If there is a person who can't bear to be humiliated, each husband will stand up and fight. This is not brave. There are great brave men in the world who come to them without surprise, and without anger without reason. The people held by them are very large, and their ambitions are far-reaching."
In front of Mi Zhengping, "the hostage is very large, and his ambitions are far-reaching." This kind of tolerance is very precious.
Knowing the grievances between Cao Mengde and Mi Zhengping, it is not difficult to understand the hesitation in Cao Mengde's heart at this moment. Kong Wenju, as a Confucian philosopher, hesitated to write to himself many times to recommend Mi Heng, and also proposed to write a "Recommended Mi Heng Form" praised by scholars and scholars in the world. Unexpectedly, he appointed Mi Heng to be a little drummer. Why does this make Kong Wenju feel so embarrassed? I bother! So in your heart, Cao Mengde, my Kong Rong's face is worthless? good good good good! You wait and see!
"Come on, pass my general order, Mi Zhengping is the best at drumming, please quickly ask him to come and play drums!" Cao Cao shot the case and gave the order. This time, if he had a righteous acquaintance, I would go down to the donkey and appoint him an official such as politician, don't drive, master book, etc. Among other things, Kong Wenju will be summoned by Lu Fengxian when he is going to Beijing this time. If he adds more energy and jealousy to explain it, wouldn't it be that Lao Tzu has been told for nothing? Although Lao Tzu was not afraid of Lu Fengxian, at this moment, he still wanted to coax him to send troops more slowly.
After a while, Cao Mengde accompanied Kong Wenju to the lobby for a banquet. In the lobby of the Taishou Palace, there were hundreds of people sitting long ago, all of whom were Qingliu celebrities within a radius of hundreds of miles. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Cao Cao gave an order to review the drum tunes of the drum history. When every drummer came to the hall, they had to take off their original clothes, put on the drummer's robes, and then took the drumsticks and performed in the hall.
Finally it was Mi Heng's turn to play. He played the "Yuyang" drum tune. His style was chic, the drum beat was shaking, sonorous, and the tone of the drum tune was desolate and majestic. Hundreds of people in the hall were deeply moved. Endless. Alas! It has long been heard that Ni Hengmi Zhengping is the best at playing drums. Today, I heard that it is really not as famous as meeting. Meeting is better than famous! Mi Zhengping's drumming technique has already reached the stage of transformation!
After Mi Heng finished playing the drums, he walked to the front of the hall and stopped in front of Cao Cao. At this moment, one of the servants looked at Cao Cao and yelled: "Why don't you change your clothes, do you dare to enter it lightly?" Ni Heng said, "Okay!" So he took off his close clothes first. , Then took off the rest of the clothes, stood there naked, and slowly took off the special clothes for Drum History and put on them. Then, he stepped forward, and when it was over, he went to play the drums again. He threw down the drumsticks and turned to leave, his face was not ashamed at all.
Hahahaha! Cao Cao looked at Kong Rong and laughed. "I wanted to humiliate Ni Heng, but instead of thinking that Ni Heng humiliated me.
"Zhengping, Meng De is lighter than you, this is his fault. But, if you think about it carefully, is it because you don't have anything to do with it? Tomorrow morning, you will go and apologize to him!" After the banquet was over, Kong Rong returned to the hotel. At that place, Mi Heng was scolded. Mi Heng promised to make amends to Cao Cao. Therefore, Kong Rong once again visited Cao Cao and said that Ni Heng was madly ill, and now Ni Heng asked to come and apologize in person. Cao Cao was overjoyed and ordered the gatekeeper to report when there were guests. However, they waited a long time before Mi Heng was late.
However, Mi Heng was wearing ordinary single clothes, wrapped in ordinary headscarves, holding the three-foot-long stick in his hand, sitting at the gate of Daying, using the stick to beat Cao Cao. Cao Cao was very angry and said to Kong Rong, "Mi Heng, I kill him like a bird or a mouse. But this person has always had a false name. People from far and near will think I can't tolerate him, so now I will give him to him. Liu Biao, what do you think."
"Oh! It can only be so!" Kong Rong sighed long. Therefore, Xun Yu was immediately dispatched to Jingzhou to send Mi Heng away.
Early the next morning, Kong Rong bid farewell and rushed to the capital. Before leaving, he didn't see Mi Heng, and the two were separated forever.
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