Official wizard

Wu Xingfu and Wen Chun both pretended to be confused and did not express their opinions, but Yu Fei couldn't hold it in anymore. He smiled mysteriously and said, "I heard that a lot of female college students have come to the Celebrity Hotel recently."

Wu Xingfu was very unhappy when he heard this and said angrily: "So what about college students? I heard that there are still a few Ph.D. chickens in Linjiang City."

Yu Fei hurriedly asked: "Doctor Chicken, what does it mean?"

"Hey, even a chicken who can speak several foreign languages ​​is said to be pretty good-looking."

"Ah? With such a high level of knowledge, you still want to be a chicken, right?"

Wu Xingfu said: "What can't I do? With the reform and opening up, more foreigners have come, and there has to be someone to serve. There is no communication at the top, and it won't be fun at the bottom."

"Damn, there are so many things to pay attention to." Yu Fei's saliva almost flowed out.

"Che" Wu Xingfu looked down on Yu Fei, who had never seen the world before. He curled his lips and said, "Doctor chickens are nothing special. Compared with the girls who were born and raised in Guihua Village, they are nothing."

Yu Fei's eyes sparkled and he asked: "Secretary Wu, what's so special about the girl from Guihua Village?"

Wu Xingfu smiled, pointed at Wen Chun who was sitting beside him, and said, "You can ask Wen Chun about this."

Wu Xingfu's purpose was obvious, he wanted to change the topic and get rid of Yu Fei's idea of ​​relaxing.

How much does it cost for three people to relax for a while?

Wen Chun pondered for a moment and then said: "The girls in our Osmanthus Village have been soaked in the fragrance of osmanthus for many years, and their whole bodies have a faint scent of osmanthus, and..." He looked around, then lowered his voice and whispered.

When Yu Fei heard it, he said: "The private place smells so good."

When Yu Fei heard what Wen Chun said, he felt even more itchy and became very interested. "Brother Wen, one day, ha, let me take my little brother, uh, to see something."

"It's easy to say, but it's easy to say. If you really know something, you have to be responsible, otherwise..." Wen Chun passed his hand across Yu Fei's crotch and slapped it haha: "According to the rules of our village, you have to

If you dare to act shamelessly, well...if you do this, your penis will be cut off and your eggs will be knocked."

Yu Fei was so frightened that he hid behind him and almost pulled down the tablecloth. Fortunately, Wen Chun had quick hands and caught him. Otherwise, the soup on the table would have poured over Yu Fei's face.

The three people laughed in unison: "Haha..."

After laughing, Yu Fei pestered Wen Chun, insisting that he tell him why.

Osmanthus Village, Wenjialing Township, Wangcheng County, Linjiang City, is famous for the wide range of osmanthus trees planted in the village.

There are a total of 9,999 sweet-scented osmanthus trees in the village, and almost every household has a few of them in their yards.

According to the rules left by the ancestors in the village, any family that gives birth to a daughter must plant an osmanthus tree around their yard. The number of osmanthus trees in the village is the number of daughters born and raised in the osmanthus village.

Every autumn, as soon as the few autumn rains fall, every house is filled with the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus.

Because they also exude a faint fragrance of osmanthus

Therefore, girls from Guihua Village have always been rare treasures that young men from ten villages and eight townships around them compete to hire.

After Wen Chun finished speaking, Yu Fei didn't believe it, so he asked: "Secretary Wu, is what Wen Chun said true?"

Wu Xingfu leaned to one side, drooling, and said: "Hey, it does happen, it does happen."

Yu Fei also drooled: "Secretary Wu, how did you know?"

Wu Xingfu was a little embarrassed, so he had to say: "Haha, Xiaoyu, you should have heard of it if you have never been out in the field. Who among the ladies in the entertainment venues in the county doesn't say that he is from Osmanthus Village?"

Yu Fei thought about it and said, "Well, it seems, there seems to be such a thing?"

Wen Chun smiled and said: "Haha, they are wearing osmanthus perfume on their bodies."

Yu Fei danced with joy: "Interesting, really interesting"

Wu Xingfu continued: "There is something more interesting than this, do you want to hear it?"

His intention was to divert Yu Fei's attention

Yu Fei was impatient: "Really? Secretary Wu, tell me quickly."

Wu Xingfu happily told a joke about Niu Guangji, Wenjialing Township

It was several years ago that Wangcheng County held a commendation meeting to summarize and commend the county's family planning work. At that time, the township party committee secretary of Wenjialing Township brought Niu Guangji, who was still the party secretary of Guihua Village.

During the meeting, I had dinner at Wangcheng Hotel and happened to sit at the same table with Guo Yong, the deputy county magistrate in charge of family planning work in the county.

After drinking a few drinks, the newly promoted Deputy County Magistrate Guo heard the introduction from the township party committee secretary that Niu Guangji was the village party secretary of Guihua Village, and asked: "Old Niu, there are so many migrant workers in your village. They are in various entertainment venues in the county.

Almost all of them are girls from your Osmanthus Village."

The township party committee secretary of Wenjialing Township smiled and said: "Hey, the girls in Guihua Village are so sweet."

Guo Yong lit Niu Guangji with chopsticks and asked: "Old Niu, tell the truth. Is what the township party committee secretary said true?"

Niu Guangji said proudly: "The township party committee secretary is right, I can use my party membership to guarantee my votes."

On the table next to him, Wu Xingfu, the village party secretary of Tanjia Village in Shahe Township, had just recovered. He especially wanted to show off in front of the county leaders, but he was not broad-minded enough. He hated Niu Guangji's dese the most. Seeing him stealing the limelight in front of the county magistrate, he became angry.

He said arrogantly: "Even if there is, it won't be cheap for the big money in the county."

Everyone burst into laughter, and Niu Guangji blushed and defended: "It's impossible. Every girl in Osmanthus Village has an osmanthus tree to mark her home. How could there be so many of them doing such stupid things?"

"How can you see it?" Deputy County Magistrate Guo asked, squinting his eyes.

Niu Guangji has not seen any big scenes since he took over as the village party secretary from his father's class. I am afraid he has not said three words to the county leaders face to face. Today, Deputy County Magistrate Guo can humbly ask for advice from him, so he naturally wants to tell everything he knows.

, there are endless words to say

"County Magistrate Guo, you don't know something. The fragrance of the girl from Osmanthus Village must be left to her man. Otherwise, if her family is not afraid of my old man falling out, aren't they afraid of the knife in Wen Yidao's hand?

Impossible, these in the county must be fake."

After hearing this, Deputy County Magistrate Guo's face froze, and he turned around to remind the county industrial and commercial director beside him: "Hey, Laoju, it seems that your industrial and commercial bureau still has a long way to go in cracking down on counterfeiting."

Lao Ju, the director of industry and commerce, knew that Guo Yong was joking, so he just laughed with a smile on his face.

Niu Guangji was in high spirits and hurriedly tried to smooth things over for others: "No wonder Director Ju, I guess he didn't inspect the goods one by one."

Everyone knocked on the table and benches, laughing all the time