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084 Whose Egg

Deputy County Magistrate Guo saw that Niu Guangji was honest and honest, so he smiled and asked, "Could that be the daughter-in-law from your village who married outside?"

"It's possible for the little daughter-in-law." Secretary Niu lowered his head and admitted it. After thinking about it, he added: "The married girl's family can't control the water thrown out by the married girl. However, after the melon is broken, the place will not smell good.

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"Haha, how did you know?" Deputy County Magistrate Guo joked

"How come I don't know?" Niu Guangji frowned and was about to explain, but closed his mouth.

There was something wrong with what he said. Wu Xingfu was unwilling to let it go. He pointed at Niu Guangji's nose and said: "Haha, County Magistrate Guo, how can he not know this? The girl from Osmanthus Village, his old Niu."

Every one of them has been inspected.”

Niu Guangji was furious, can you joke about such nonsense in front of the county magistrate? Why don't you Wu Xingfu have no rules at such a young age?

At that time, Niu Guangji didn't know Wu Xingfu's background and background. He stood up, grabbed Wu Xingfu's collar, and cursed with a black face: "Mother, you think I am a boar bred by the Wen family."

Looking at Niu Guangji's big fist like a bowl, Wu Xingfu was not afraid. He was also a good player in the army, and relying on his youth and energy, he started to fight Niu Guangji. Fortunately, the Wenjialing Township Party Committee Secretary said in time

After he stopped drinking, Niu Guangji cursed and let go.

The conflict between Niu Guangji and Wu Xingfu probably started from then on. The two men became officials from the village party committee to the township party committee secretaries for many years, and they also fought for many years.

Niu Guangji is very angry, likes to curse, and often swears, while Wu Xingfu is narrow-minded, has a backing, has never suffered any blows or setbacks, and is used to being willful. As long as the two of them don't get angry in public, they will often get into fights.

To the point where you have to roll your arms and sleeves to take action

Later, Niu Guangji learned that Wu Xingfu was Gao Liangquan's confidant, and his anger gradually subsided a lot, but the conflicts between the two townships still often caused sparks.

The diners at the surrounding tables burst into laughter. Gu Xinming from the county organization department had just put a quail egg into his mouth. When he heard this joke, he spat out the egg in his mouth and landed on the crotch of Li Guihua, a cadre of the Women's Federation.

At this point, she screamed, jumped up and asked: "Whose egg, whose egg?"

Gu Xinming quickly said: "My eggs, my eggs"

Li Guihua's face turned red with embarrassment, and she also fell in love with Gu Xinming at first sight, and the two became friends. What to say later

Listening to Gu Xinming and Li Guihua singing together, everyone laughed again. Even the usually serious county party secretary couldn't hold it back and smiled.

Later, the secretary of the county party committee brought this true joke to a dinner table at a meeting in Linjiang City, the provincial capital.

From then on, employees in various entertainment venues in Linjiang City, in addition to pretending to be college students, master's students and even doctoral students, most of them also claim to be girls from Osmanthus Village.

After Wu Xingfu finished speaking, Yu Fei laughed so hard that he almost spit out the food and wine in his stomach.

Wen Chun took a peek and saw that Wu Xingfu and Yu Fei had set up a tent in their crotches.

The two stood up unsteadily, supported each other, and shouted to the waiter to pay the bill quickly, and then go to the third floor to relax.

After settling the bill, the waiter enthusiastically led the three of them to the elevator, took them to the third floor, and handed them over to the sauna club foreman.

Yu Fei asked the mother who was leading the class mysteriously: "Do you have any fragrant girls from Osmanthus Village here?"

Mommy pretended to be angry, and the white powder fell from her tense face. She said angrily: "Boss, if you ask that, you might as well just slap me in the face. No girl from Osmanthus Village can do that."

Come out to hang out?"

At this time, Wen Chun covered her mouth and was enjoying herself, thinking: "Damn, the girl from Osmanthus Village grew up with me opening her crotch, and I know how to burn it to ashes."

How ridiculous, men are keen to deceive themselves and others. The fragrance of the girl in Osmanthus Village lost all its vitality after breaking the melon. It was like a misty smoke flying to the sky, and the opportunity to smell the strong fragrance was only once the melon was broken.

moment, fleeting

Even if some of the ladies in the entertainment venues are from Osmanthus Village, they are no longer virgins and they still smell like shit.

It was just because of Wu Xingfu's face that it was hard to tell, so Wen Chun secretly felt happy and let it pass.

After taking off his clothes, Yu Fei hurriedly walked into the private room, muttering that he wanted a girl from Osmanthus Village to give him a massage, which made all the naked men in the pool laugh.

The sauna attendant stopped him with a smile: "Sir, after you finish washing, we will make arrangements for you."

Wu Xingfu also felt very embarrassed, so he grabbed Yu Fei and said to the waiter: "Come, come, come, let's arrange a bath master for this friend first."

Several people put Yu Fei on the bathing table, put on the shower gel, and then he snored and fell asleep.

Wen Chun led Wu Xingfu to soak in the pool for a long time, and then dragged him to steam in the sauna for more than ten minutes. Wu Xingfu couldn't hold it in anymore, so he vomited in the bathroom and waited for the waiter.

I helped these two guys put on their pajamas and arranged for them to rest in a private room. I didn’t know it was in the clouds.

The foreman's mother came in several times and asked: "Boss, do you want to make some arrangements? Several of the ladies here are from Osmanthus Village and they are very beautiful."

Yu Fei fell asleep, Wu Xingfu pretended to snore, and Wen Chun, the only sober person, pretended to be drunk and waved his hands repeatedly. Mommy was so annoyed that she twisted her waist and left unhappily.

The three of them slept in the leisure private room until about two o'clock. The waiter came and shouted: "Sir, are you ready to rest? We are about to get off work."

Yu Fei woke up, rubbed his eyes a few times, and shouted, "Well, where is this place?"

Wu Xingfu also woke up. He sat up, slapped Wen Chun and asked, "We just lay like this all night?"

Wen Chun pretended to be the last one to wake up and said drowsily: "I don't know, I drank too much too."

Yu Fei thought he had done something, touched his crotch, and cursed: "What the hell? Where is the fragrance?"

Wu Xingfu and Wen Chun both smiled silently

When it came time to check out, there was only the bath fee and no other expenses. Wu Xingfu said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I drank too much. I will definitely make up for it next time. I will definitely make up for it."

Yu Fei had no choice but to follow Wu Xingfu and Wen Chun, cursing and looking unhappy.

If you're not happy, you're not happy. The store is closed, so you can't drag a few ladies out of bed to clock the clock.

Helpless, the three women rushed back to Wangcheng County in the middle of the night. To see if the time was early or late, Wu Xingfu took them to Wangcheng Hotel and slept in a daze for a few hours.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the three of them had breakfast, and Wu Xingfu sent Wen Chun and Yu Fei to Wenjialing Township.

The talks in Shahe Township are almost over, it’s time to do some work in Wenjialing Township

Taking advantage of Wen Chun's time to go to the toilet, Yu Fei reported the day's work to Wan Daqiang. Of course, the sauna was not mentioned.

Wan Daqiang ordered to continue monitoring Wen Chun's actions and report any abnormalities immediately.

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