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Version 3: Wen Yidao and Niu Guangji played a sex game

This version is a derivative of the previous two versions. It is too fashionable and has the lowest credibility.

After all, in those days when revolution was being pursued to promote production, this game had not yet been introduced to China from decadent capitalist countries. Those who could play this game were far-sighted and rare.

However, facts speak louder than words. Judging from the fact that Niu Guangji's daughter Niu Na was born at about the same time as Wen Chun, and her body structure is very similar to Wen Yidao, this small probability event is not impossible to happen.

By the way, Wen Yidao carried a dozen pig eggs to the village party secretary's office to find Niu Guangji.

Continuing from the first version, Niu Guangji wants to reach a mutually beneficial agreement with Wen Yidao. Wen Yidao still feels that he has suffered a loss. The birth certificate for the second child is just a piece of paper, while Hu Yueer is a warm and soft-hearted person. Niu Guangji has serious problems.

hegemonic thinking

Perhaps Niu Guangji also felt that the agreement was not equal enough, so he scratched his head and suggested that the women's director come and discuss with Wen Yidao the village's human-pig family planning work. Wen Yidao thought for a moment, but still felt that it was not worth it. Niu Guangji was annoyed and said: "Japanese

, you don’t have to have sex with my wife in equal exchange?”

Wen Yidao clapped his hand and the deal was completed immediately

Continuing from the second version, Wen Yidao blocked Niu Guangji and Hu Yue'er on the desk in the office. He held them down and shouted that Niu Guangji was a cadre of the party. He was not willing to throw this person away with Wen Yidao, so he grabbed Wen Yidao and started fighting with him.

Panmunjom talks

Now Wen Yidao took the initiative. He wouldn't let Niu Guangji put on his clothes. Niu Guangji's work style of refusing to accept his trousers was already well known to Wen Yidao. Of course, Hu Yue'er cooperated very well with Wen Yidao and also participated in the negotiation work naked.

The progress of the tripartite talks was quite difficult. In the end, Niu Guangji gritted his teeth and said: "What the hell, I admit defeat. I will play another game with Hu Yuer, and you can also play a game with my wife."

Wen Yidao clapped his hand and the deal was completed immediately

Version 3 text:

As soon as he finished slapping his hands, Wen Yidao immediately felt so regretful that he wanted to slap himself twice.

why?

Niu Guangji's wife was a marriage arranged by Niu Laocha for Niu Guangji. She was a daughter-in-law who was almost unmarried and raised by Jiazhen, a deputy secretary of the commune at that time. She was as tall and thick as a tigress, and her waist was as thick as a bucket at home.

The meat on her body is similar to that of a sow that Wen Yidao has seen. Compared with Hu Yue'er's slender figure, it's like heaven and earth.

But as soon as the man said something, it was hard to chase him. Wen Yidao was so angry that he ran to Niu Guangji's house and knocked on the door. Unexpectedly, when the party secretary's wife saw Wen Yidao, she was like the seven fairies meeting Dong Yong. She hugged him and went there.

Mop in the back room

Wen Yidao thought that Niu Guangji was exerting all his strength on Hu Yue'er at this moment, so he closed his eyes without politeness, raised his gun and mounted his horse to kill Tiansheng Yiren Cave.

Even though the party secretary's wife is not very good-looking, she has a lot of strength. She can fly up and down like a fat swallow, and the tiger is like a tiger. In addition, Wen Yidao is very powerful. The two of them fought for hundreds of rounds, and the battle was so dark that the sky was dark and the earth was twisting and turning.

, it can be said that it was hearty. When Niu Guangji returned to the door after finishing his errands, he heard shouts of killing in the house, and the smoke filled the air. He was so angry that he felt angry and evil, and rushed into the back room with clenched fists.

But he saw his wife riding on Wen Yidao's body, bouncing up and down, her plump breasts shaking so hard that Niu Guangji's eyes almost went blind. Wen Yidao squinted his eyes and shouted, "It feels good, it feels good, it feels so damn good."

Niu Guangji stepped forward and was about to lift his wife off Wen Yidao's body. His wife was squirming and refused to get out of the line of fire. Wen Yidao, who was in a critical state, was so tossed that he couldn't bear it anymore and suddenly fired a cold arrow. Just in time to catch up with Niu Guangji's second force.

He overturned his wife. Half of the bullets hit the branch secretary's wife's eye, while the other half hit Niu Guangji's big face.

Niu Guangji wiped it, made a few noises, and cursed: "You bitch, I finished the work long ago, why don't you call it a day?"

Wen Yidao got up and said with a smile: "Brother Guangji, we agreed that one person would play one game, and we didn't say how long it would take. This can only be blamed on your Chairman's "On Protracted War" not being studied enough."

Niu Guangji was ridiculed by Wen Yidao and said angrily: "Shit, I can only blame your vixen for being too coquettish."

We argued and argued, how could we distinguish the superiority of this kind of thing, so we had to give up.

Of course, the final result was that Niu Guangji asked the women's director to issue a birth certificate for Wen Yidao's second child. The readers may have questions, didn't Niu Guangji suffer a loss?

Hehe, how is this possible? It’s not like he was appointed as the village party secretary for free. According to the policy, Wen Yidao could have given birth to a second child. Niu Guangji just took the opportunity to fulfill a long-cherished wish and put Hu Yueer, who was thinking about it day and night, to sleep.

There may be some paranoid people who think that Wen Yidao also slept with the party secretary’s wife, and at most it’s just an even relationship.

No, it is said that Niu Guangji has been doing assistance work in other people's fields for a long time, and his own piece of saline-alkali land is almost deserted. The fat woman has made a lot of noises and wants to go home to complain. Now Niu Guangji has arrested one of her and Wen Yidao.

At present, I finally silenced her and went out to cultivate other people's land, which saved the fat woman from blabbering blindly.

It must be said that Wen Yidao suffered a loss, but it is not necessarily true. Compared with Niu Guangji, Wen Yidao had the absolute upper hand at least in terms of time and psychology. Women, even if they cover their faces, they all look like balls and eat too much semen.

Eating lean meat once in a while and eating fat meat is not enough to fill your mouth with flavor

This kind of dirty story, true or false, has a long history. It has been passed down orally in the village history of Guihua Village. It is as numerous as the bird feathers on the body of Niu Guangji, the village party secretary. It is impossible for Wen Yidao to drag Wen Chun away like the people in the city.

Verify DNA

Therefore, the messy question of whose father Wen Chun is, is unclear and confusing. If Wen Chun had not colluded with Niu Dacha to do an immoral thing that would ruin the villagers' assholes, we would have ignored it.

No matter which version respects the historical truth more, or which version is just a legend, one thing can be concluded that Wen Chun came into being in the legend.

I remember that when Wen Yidao held this bloody ball of meat, he was so excited that he burst into tears. He dug out the "Xinhua Dictionary" that he had been reluctant to throw away from the ashes, and stayed in front of his wife's bed all night, turning over it.

Putting aside the order of generation in the family tree, I chose a single name with the word "pure"

This made the old man surnamed Wen in the village extremely dissatisfied. He shook his head and sighed several times behind his back: "Huh, only the devil knows whether it is pure or not."

When these words reached Wen Yidao's ears, he laughed bitterly and held back, holding up the pig knife and chasing after the Wen family's grandfather. This kind of treasonous and dirty thing, no matter how many pig eggs he had eaten, he didn't have the courage to do it under the grandfather's crotch.

Use the knife

During the full-moon banquet, Mr. Wen was ill and did not attend, so everyone dragged Niu Guangji to be the chief. This was a natural thing. Every family in the village had weddings and weddings. It was common for the village party secretary to be the chief.

But when Wen Yidao and Hu Yuer were holding little Wenchun to toast Niu Guangji, the ignorant guy named Horseradish in the south of the village had just given birth to his daughter Erya. He couldn't help but be a little jealous of Wen Yidao's son, and he drank too much.

He actually said something that seemed to be unreasonable. He said that Wen Yidao was able to conceive a son, and Niu Party Secretary should be the first to do so.

Everyone started cheering and said, um, yes, not bad, hahahaha

Wen Yidao's face darkened immediately, but he couldn't get angry, so he had to laugh along with everyone, put the big bowl on his face, and did it first as a sign of respect.

During the dinner, Wen Yidao took a chance and dragged Horseradish to a secluded area behind the house, and asked, "Maradish, what did you mean by what you just said at the table?"

Horseradish refused: "What did I say?"

Wen Yidao was angry: "You said I was pregnant with a son, who was the first to do it?"

"Oh, Secretary Niu," Ma Ladian finally remembered, "What's wrong? You're still not convinced. Without him to give you a second child quota, you can have a son, just dream about it."

So that was the case. Wen Yidao breathed a sigh of relief. What Horseradish said was absolutely correct, but when he was upset, what he said didn't sound right: "Brother Wen, I also want to have a second child, should I also call him Daya?"

Is his mother going to do some work for Niu Guangji?"

Wen Yidao became anxious and grabbed Horseradish's chest: "Damn it, it was obviously Niu Guangji who I brought pig eggs to beg for, why did it involve the child's mother again?"

Horseradish saw Wen Yidao getting anxious, so he could only laugh and said: "Slow down, slow down, brother Wen, I made a mistake, okay? Isn't this just nonsense? Look at you, why bother on your big day?"

As soon as Wen Yidao let go, Horseradish dodged away, but he muttered: "Hey, I don't have anything in my heart, I'm so anxious."

Over at the banquet, Niu Guangji was calling Wen Yidao, and Hu Yueer came to see Wen Yidao with little Wen Chun in her arms. Wen Yidao couldn't figure it out with the horseradish, and he was angry, so he could only secretly scream in his stomach: "**Spicy"

Rooted in eight generations of descendants”

I couldn't help but feel angry when I thought about it, and I happened to see little Wen Chun in Hu Yue'er's arms, and I thought: "Mom, let me and my son fuck the big girl in the future."

As soon as Wen Yidao finished doing this in his stomach, the infant Wen Chun actually giggled.

It seems that Wen Chun is destined to become a famous person in Osmanthus Village. This is not only because the world has already had dirty legends about him when he was not yet in the world, but also because others are happy to do it when they are still in their infancy.

Taking on the dirty responsibility of killing Da Ya, his weirdness and magic are far ahead of his previous ancestors.

The truth is not as dirty as the legend says. Wen Yidao's second child was in compliance with the family planning policy, and there was no need to beg anyone. As for getting the second child certificate and carrying a bunch of pig eggs to thank the branch secretary, this is what people do.

Common sense, understandable

Most of these rural rumors were made up by the villagers in their spare time.

If Niu Guangji really touched someone's mother-in-law, no one would dare to laugh in public. This involves cuckolding. If you can't prove it, the man can fight you hard.

On the contrary, it is this kind of far-fetched nonsense that leads to several plausible versions.