Official wizard

Wen Chun could ignore such nonsense rumors and continue to do his coordination work, but his father Wen Yidao and his mother Hu Yue'er really couldn't bear to listen to them.

It was getting dark. Wen Yidao saw that there were not many people outside, so he called Wen Chun, who was attending a meeting in Shahe Township, back home.

In broad daylight, I was afraid that the villagers would poke me in the back. Now that Wen Chun wants to go home, he has to sneak around like a thief.

As soon as they met, Hu Yue'er wiped away her tears: "Chun'er, what have you done outside to make your parents unable to hold their heads up at home?"

Having troubled her parents and family, Wen Chun also felt very heavy: "Mom, I didn't do anything, don't listen to their nonsense." As he said this, he helped Hu Yue'er sit on the edge of the bed.

Wen Yidao said with a gloomy face: "Wen Chun, you are a cadre of the county, and you must follow the government's rules and regulations. However, I don't care which township you want to help. Remember, you can't help the Tan family even if you are beaten to death."

"Why?" Wen Chun was puzzled. He called him back in the middle of the night. If his father didn't talk about things in the village, why did he only say his surname was Tan?

Wen Yidao took out a cigarette and lit it. He took a few puffs before saying, "Sit down and let me ask you, do you still remember how your grandfather died?"

Wen Chun said: "Remember, you told me that people were criticized to death."

Wen Yidao threw most of the unfinished cigarette to the ground, crushed it with his feet, and said: "Okay, just remember, but you still don't know who organized the criticism."

, who slapped your grandpa several times in public, and then made your grandpa go to a dead end?"

The more Wen Yidao talked, the more confused Wen Chun became.

When Wen Chun was born, his grandfather had been dead for many years. The memory of his grandfather has always been narrated by his parents and others.

Although Wen Chun's grandfather is no longer in the world, there is still a glorious legend about him in the world.

People in the village are very joking. When Wen Chun was a child, most of what Wen Chun heard was that Grandpa Wen Chun's grandfather had used the opportunity of breeding pigs to touch someone's daughter-in-law's vagina, slept with someone's young woman's bed, etc.

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The craft of making pigs has been passed down from generation to generation by Wen Chun's ancestors. It was passed down to Grandpa Wen Chun's generation. He originally planned to stop doing this dirty business and work as an accountant in Murakami after finishing high school.

However, under the teachings and instructions of Niu Laocha, the village party secretary at the time, that "there is no distinction between high and low in the revolution" and "whatever you do is to serve the people", Grandpa Wen Chun was forced by the powerful proletarian revolution and had no choice but to inherit

He inherited the mantle of his ancestors and continued to practice the sword skills of Zengzhu.

However, later facts proved that thanks to the advice of Party Secretary Lao Niu, during the three-year natural disaster period, Grandpa Wen Chun relied on this skill to not only get rid of heavy physical labor, but also to be carefree and wander like a monk.

Wandering around, you can often eat delicious food - fried pig eggs with leeks.

Many years later, the villagers whose relatives had starved to death realized that the stuff was actually a great tonic, like a bullwhip, nourishing yin and strengthening yang. Otherwise, how could all the children of the Wen family be so rosy and full of energy?

I recall that Grandpa Wen Chun was also a well-known figure in the countryside. He was riding an old bicycle with a big red cloth tied to the handlebar, a thin hemp rope tied around his waist, and a greasy canvas bag hanging diagonally on his shoulder.

, which contained professional tools such as pig knives. After entering the village, they would raise their horns and blow "Woo——, Wu——", and they would blow at the place where women gathered at the entrance of the village to do needlework.

The women laughed and cursed: "The damn pig man is here again!"

As soon as Grandpa Wen Chun arrived, the village took on a lively scene that can only be seen during the Chinese New Year, especially the half-year-old children, chasing and playing around the pig maker, hoping that Grandpa Wen Chun would not burst the pig urine bubble.

, so that you can blow them up and kick them like a ball

The adults who were busy in the fields straightened up and smiled and said to the women beside them, "Go back and let Lao Wen make some pig babies at home."

Soon, the village will be filled with the sound of pigs howling

Grandpa Wen Chun’s skill in making pigs is exquisite

Don't underestimate the craftsmanship of the pig man. Although this job sounds dirty, it is not something that ordinary people can do.

First of all, you have to be ruthless, you dare to pierce the flesh with a sharp knife, and turn a deaf ear to the pigs screaming and turning a blind eye to the dripping blood.

Secondly, it must be accurate. With one slash, the evil root must be cut off. If the second slash is used, the master will look angry. With the third slash, the master will scold him and destroy his job.

Third, you must have a sharp tongue. You can tell people what they say and tell ghosts when you see them.

Every time a sister-in-law or daughter-in-law raises a piglet, she has to lobby her, saying that mating is too harmful to the body, and that your pig will grow fat and strong after being cared for, which makes the sister-in-law and daughter-in-law blush.

Say yes in succession

In the world of martial arts, you can't do it without some real effort, otherwise you will only starve.

Therefore, most of the pig men are as eloquent as barbers and storytellers, and are quite popular with their wives.

Therefore, Grandpa Wen Chun often ate wherever he went. If it was cloudy or rainy and he couldn't go back, he would spend a night in a certain house for free. As a result, there were many rumors about Grandpa Wen Chun's romantic affairs, but there was no way to verify it.

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On these three points, Wen Chun definitely got the true teachings from his ancestors. He is ruthless, accurate, and proficient in everything.

Especially the third point, he used it with great proficiency. All the women who had interacted with him were very few who were not deceived by his sweet words. After undressing and taking off their belts, there were very few who were not attracted to him for a long time.

Being impressed by one’s skill is a story for later, let’s not mention it for now.

In those years when there were no entertainment activities, it was also a pleasure to watch Grandpa Wen Chun make pigs. Young and old men could take the opportunity to make jokes with the women who were watching about the combination of meat and vegetables. When they got excited, they could use their hands and feet.

It’s not an exaggeration to wipe a handful of oil.

Grandpa Wen Chun was absolutely unambiguous when it came to choosing a pig. He asked the owner clearly which pig he wanted, then opened the pigsty, walked in with a cat body, chased after the frightened pig, and grabbed the pig's hind legs with just one big step.

The pig was caught

He held the pig knife in his mouth, laid the pig flat on its side on the ground, stepped on the pig's hind leg with one foot, caressed the pig's lower abdomen twice with the other hand, then took the knife in his mouth in his hand, and once

A small opening was opened in the lower abdomen of the pig. At this moment, the pig felt pain. It struggled desperately and screamed.

The pig probably knew that if it fell into the hands of Grandpa Wen Chun, its happy life would be ruined. The cries were so painful that the women who were watching couldn't bear to watch any more. Some blushed and went home, and some

then turn your head to one side

At this time, Grandpa Wen Chun used two bloody fingers to push hard at the small opening and cut off the part of the pig that was to be removed.

Then he freed up one hand to open the cloth bag, took out the needle that had been threaded, and sewed up the wound in three strokes. He then stroked the pig's belly twice, and sprinkled a handful of plant ash prepared by the owner on the pig.

on the wound, and then let go of the pig

The pig turned over and returned to its pen as if escaping, making a sad grunting sound.

The whole process only takes two or three minutes. Grandpa Wen Chun wrapped the knife and needle in cloth. Seeing that there were still children watching, he deliberately stood up and said to them with a straight face, "Give me your penis too."

So the children who were watching laughed and dispersed. Grandpa Wen Chun followed the owner back to the house to wash his hands, eat and drink, or collect money and leave.

Although Grandpa Wen Chun is exquisite in craftsmanship and has profound skills, he has never talked about his last wife.

A serious family would not be willing to betroth their daughter to a piggrower. Firstly, it would be unseemly to go out during the day, and secondly, the daughter cannot stand the torment of the piggrower at night.

Therefore, when Grandpa Wen Chun recalled the past, he was even more grateful to Party Secretary Lao Niu. It was his persuasion that made him have to go to villages in the years of natural disasters, and he had the opportunity to pick up a beggar in the snow who had fainted from hunger.

After the woman carried her home on her bicycle, she cooked a large bowl of porridge with a few eggs from the pig that day and revived the woman.

The woman woke up slowly and turned around. Her originally pale face immediately turned as bright as pink and as charming as a flower. Grandpa Wen Chun, who had been in Kuang for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore and immediately consummated the marriage with the woman. After a shocking scene, the woman fainted again.

In the past, the specific reasons could only be understood but could not be explained in words.

After getting married, Grandpa Wen Chun took on the important task of breeding sows besides breeding pigs.

Marrying pigs is a way to gain wealth and kill people, but mating them is the way to do good deeds. In order to continue the Wen family's legacy through descendants, Grandpa Wen Chun is willing to obey the arrangements of Party Secretary Lao Niu and work tirelessly to breed pigs.

So, within a year, Wen Chun’s father Wen Yidao was born, making his grandfather Wen Chun smile from ear to ear.

Grandpa Wen Chun’s efforts to accumulate virtue and do good deeds have further increased

If there was a patient in his neighborhood near or far, he would take the trouble to carry him to the hospital;

When a beggar comes to the village, he is willing to share half a bowl of the porridge he is drinking;

Last winter, I rescued a woman from the snow and became my wife. Today, in the summer, I rescued a bloody man at the foot of Qinglian Mountain...

Even Mr. Wen was full of praise for these good deeds done by Grandpa Wen Chun.

Speaking of which, although the reputation of the pig man is not very good, Grandpa Wen Chun's character is well-known in the seven villages and eight villages, and he is well-known.

It's a pity that Grandma Wen has given birth to several children in a row, but she has never given birth to a son. People in the village are still talking behind their backs, saying that there are too many pigs in the clan, and the good deeds Grandpa Wen Chun has done are not enough.

To make up for the shortcomings of his men

Therefore, no matter how Grandpa Wen Chun tortured Grandma Wen until she screamed every night, half the village's wives, young and old, heard this and kicked their husbands who were sleeping soundly next to them under the covers. As a result, moans and screams continued in Osmanthus Village.

, one after another

Grandpa Wen Chun was strong and physically unwilling to fail. In order to impress God and effectively improve the success rate of giving birth to a son, he shifted his work focus from breeding pigs to breeding sows.