Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!
Chapter 116 Fatty, don't run away! (Fourth update!)
Meng Chao was stunned for a while: "Brother Fat, you seem to have some prejudice against Mr. Gu. Isn't he just teaching you refresher classes? You still speak ill of him like that?"
"It is precisely because he teaches us that I know his true face!"
The fat man said sternly, "Gu Jianbo is a standard person. He couldn't improve academically, so he broke his jar and got into the eyes of money. The level of social students is not high, but the relationship between various aspects of society is not good. At least, Gu Jianbo just joined us, racked his brains to make money, and even used the signboard of the Martial Arts Department of Agricultural University to secretly hold training classes or something outside. Can a guy without pursuit be your mentor?"
Meng Chao was suspicious.
Fatty's words are completely inaccurate with "the founder of Extreme Flow, the pioneer who groped alone in the dark" in the memory fragments of his previous life!
"Do not believe?"
The fat man blinked, lowered his voice, and said rather mysteriously, "Tell you a little thing, and you will know how bad this guy's character is. Do you know why the two groups fought today?"
"Know."
Meng Chao nodded, "Because the social students bet on the Beast Control Department in the gambling fight, won a lot of monster coins, came here to eat and drink, and stimulated the failed martial arts brothers."
"That's right, then who do you think gave us the guts to go bankrupt and bet on the Beast Department to win? You must know that the difficulty for social students to earn monster coins is ten times higher than that of regular undergraduates!" The fat man continued to ask.
Meng Chao was slightly taken aback: "Could it be..."
"That's right, it's Gu Jianbo!"
The fat man said, "He is a martial arts teacher himself, so of course he wouldn't openly buy a competitor to win, but he secretly encouraged us, and even analyzed the strength of both sides clearly. It was predicted, just like this, let us earn a lot of money in the training class, and of course it also caused this dispute.
"Well, although I also have a share and won a small lottery, but one yard is worth one yard, and the assistant does not help the relative. He is so despicable. I really can't bear you, little brother, to jump into the fire pit. You must think clearly! "
Meng Chao scratched his head for a long time.
"However, I heard that Mr. Gu has a deep research on sideline combat. I admire his ideas very much, and I hope to explore related fields with him, really!" He said seriously.
"nonsense."
The fat man said disdainfully, "We've also heard about Gu Jianbo's research, what the hell is the '1024 project', it was hyped up, but it was abandoned 800 years ago, it's just taken out, advertised for the training class, to attract some ignorant people They are just social students, they are all cheating money!"
"Will not."
Meng Chao said firmly, "I think you have too much prejudice against Mr. Gu. The real Mr. Gu is definitely not what you said. He must be a man of determination and perseverance. Yes, lone pioneer!"
"..."
This time, the fat man was stunned. He looked at Meng Chao like an idiot for a long time, and then said, "How do you know, you know each other?"
"Godship."
Meng Chao said, "I have been friends with Teacher Gu for a long time, and I am determined to worship him as my teacher!"
"Little brother, why bother?"
The fat man subconsciously rubbed his buttocks, and said, "Look, Gu Jianbo has only taught advanced courses for the past two years, and has never taken a single undergraduate student. And you just beat Ma Hong, who is the most popular in the advanced courses. What do you think? Beside, do you have a good time?
"On the other hand, undergraduates hate society students the most, and they are also very upset about taking care of Gu Jianbo. If you insist on being Gu Jianbo's disciple, naturally Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror and is not a human being. When the time comes, both sides will target you, and life will be difficult. I!"
"I'm not afraid!"
Meng Chao was categorical, "Innovating the concept of fighting is not about treating guests to dinner. I have already prepared to be targeted by countless people, and then use the truth to subdue them one by one, because I firmly believe that Mr. Gu's direction is correct, and it won't be long. , his old man will definitely be able to bring forth the new, and turn the brand-new combat mode described in the article into the reality of invincibility in combat!"
"Old man..."
The fat on the fat man's face trembled three times.
During the conversation, the fight among the students intensified.
"It's not an option to hide like this. Look over there, Ma Hong is here, looking for you!"
The fat man whispered, "We have to escape, otherwise the beating will be light, and we will be finished if caught by the head of the sect. In this way, let's fight each other!"
Meng Chao was puzzled: "What?"
"After all, it's a discussion between classmates, and it's not a life-and-death fight with monsters. It's better to follow some rules. You see, everyone is one-on-one, and no one fights."
The fat man explained, "The two of us pretended to fight together, moved towards the window while fighting, and then jumped down. This is the third floor. Since you can get 25,000 monster coins, this height should be no problem, right?"
Meng Chao thought for a while: "It makes sense, no problem."
"Then come on." The fat man said, taking off his suit and wrapping it around his head.
"What does this mean? Are you afraid of being recognized?"
Meng Chao really wanted to say, what's the use of just covering your face, with your brother's body shape, wearing a leather case can play the role of a sword, halberd and devil pig, no one would recognize it!
"The hair I just had done cost me five hundred and eighty!" The fat man said, kicking the dining table away, and screamed strangely, "Kill!"
Meng Chao hesitated for a moment, and "ping ping pong pong" with the fat man.
At first, he thought that Fatty was a social student, and most likely he was not a Red Dragon Army scout like Ma Hong. Maybe he was the chef in a big hotel. He accidentally awakened when he was fighting with ingredients. Made a few gestures.
"Are you singing?"
The fat man reminded him in a low voice, "Do you really think other people are stupid and can't see it? Hurry up, work harder, and be realistic!"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to take it." Meng Chao said, "I'm so violent."
"Nonsense, it's all from society, so you don't have the ability to resist blows at all?" The fat man said and punched him.
Don't look at his bloated body, he is really strong, this punch almost suffocated Meng Chao.
Meng Chao gritted his teeth and launched a counterattack, using his hands instead of swords. In the future, the ultimate state of "Hundred Wars of Swordsmanship" will be like an endless stream of waves, one wave higher than the other.
"Yo Yo Yo, yes, you are indeed the first in the freshman test!" Fatty's eyes lit up, like a sword, halberd and demon pig wearing roller skates, dancing lightly in the shadow of swords and swords.
The so-called ultimate state is naturally retractable. Meng Chao is very confident, and precisely controls every muscle of himself and even the fat man, ensuring that the scene is thrilling without hurting the fat man.
Unexpectedly, Fatty's rotation seemed to contain mysterious magic power, unknowingly, it unbalanced his center of gravity and mentality, and continuously increased his speed and strength.
Ten seconds later, Meng Chao mobilized every cell in his body, gnashing his teeth and blasting out with all his strength.
But the fat man still acted as if nothing had happened, and kept urging him: "Hurry up, hurry up, the fake show must be true, don't be so soft-handed!
"This knife still looks a little bit, but the speed is too slow, it looks exaggerated, in a word, fake!
"Heart, it's obviously such a big hole, why don't you just insert it in my heart and let the blind massage here?"
In just one minute, Meng Chao was played around by the fat man, which was even more tiring than the half-hour freshman test just now.
He really wanted to look up to the sky and scream: "I've already exerted all my breastfeeding strength, why are you so fat and still so flexible, it's unscientific!"
But before he could yell out, he felt two lightning-like gazes on him.
It's Mahon!
Meng Chao's heart trembled.
He really didn't want to fight again with the elite scouts of the Red Dragon Army in a daze.
Unexpectedly, when Ma Hong found out that he was fighting with the fat man, he had a very strange expression on his face. Without saying a word, he turned to look for the next opponent.
The other social students also looked dumbfounded when they saw Meng Chao and Fatty dancing, and didn't bother them.
"Really so polite?" Meng Chao was a little dumbfounded.
"Of course, everyone is from the martial arts department. Fighting and killing is just a daily leisure program. It's not as serious as you think. Of course, follow the rules."
The fat man lightly dodged Meng Chao's previous life experience and slashed the knife extremely fiercely, but instead bit his wrist like a poisonous snake, "One, two, three, jump!"
Meng Chao was confused, so he pulled him and jumped from the window on the third floor of the cafeteria.
Just below is the flower bed, and the two fell into the soil.
Meng Chao made footprints two and a half inches deep, but the fat man was like a balloon, floating lightly without leaving any traces.
"you……"
Meng Chao looked at Fatty suspiciously, always feeling that this guy's fighting power was unfathomable, ten times stronger than Ma Hong's.
"There is no danger, and I finally got away."
The fat man breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "Goodbye, little brother. One last piece of advice to you is that finding Gu Jianbo as a tutor is a dead end. You should hire someone else. I think 'Griffon' Li Yingzi is a good teacher, with a heroic figure." , beautiful as a flower, kind-hearted, serious and responsible, and the beast soul fusion technique is even more tyrannical, it is definitely a guiding light on your path of cultivation, don't thank me, hurry up!"
As he said that, he covered his head, and was about to run away in a sneaky way.
"Wait, Fat Brother."
Meng Chao said anxiously, "We are destined for each other, and we played very well just now. Your name is your name, how can I find you, and we will compete again when we have a chance?"
"There are so many lunatics in the martial arts department, as well as the animal control department, as well as the surrounding military academies, universities of engineering, universities of science and technology, and universities of medicine. First, they will come to you soon, are you afraid that no one will compete?"
The fat man waved his hand, like a sword halberd demon pig who survived a catastrophe, trotted all the way, and disappeared around the corner.
"..." Meng Chao hesitated to speak.
I always feel that it is indescribably weird.
Before he could remember, the fat man returned to the same road at twice the speed, and ran past Meng Chao in a panic.
"Gu Jianbo, stop!"
Afterwards, "Griffin" Li Yingzi chased him out from the corner, and shouted through gritted teeth.
Meng Chao was stunned as if struck by lightning.
"Little brother, get out of the way!" the fat man danced.
"Oh, oh." Meng Chao quickly stepped aside, but rushed to the fat man's feet and stretched out a leg.
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