Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

"you--"

As the most nimble fat man in Dragon City, it was impossible for him to be tripped by Meng Chao. He soared into the air like a ball of lightning, but he was unavoidably slow and encountered a "griffin" in midair.

Griffons can fly.

Li Yingzi's aerial combat skills are of course outstanding.

"Teacher Li, take it easy."

The fat man was grabbed from mid-air. He shrank his neck and grinned, "There are students, save me some face."

"You still know how to save face?"

Li Yingzi was about to go crazy, "As the instructor of the Martial Arts Department, you encouraged students to bet on the Beast Control Department in the departmental competition, and there was such a big commotion, Gu Jianbo, why did you explain to the dean!"

"I'm using waste to maximize the loss. Just relying on those incompetent little guys in our martial arts department, how could they be opponents in the beast control department? Losing is certain."

The fat man said with a playful smile, "Since you are sure to lose, why not make a fortune in the gambling fight, win a lot of monster coins, and use them as the capital to turn defeat into victory. This is called luck in misfortune!"

Li Yingzi was stunned by his brazenness.

"As for the dean, I will naturally explain. Speaking of it, there is no way."

The fat man spread his hands, "The advanced training class is different from the regular undergraduate course. You have to be responsible for your own profits and losses. There are very few opportunities to earn monster coins. If I don't take the opportunity to make a fortune, how can I get cultivation resources? Without resources, who wants to?" Spend money on our refresher classes? Isn’t the refresher classes of Longda University and University of Technology not good?

"I think at the beginning, when the old dean gave me the training class, he neither gave me elite soldiers, nor did he give me a lot of training equipment, nor did he give me a few monster coins. I didn't use my brain and tried to make money. The class is so prosperous that even the military superhumans are sent here?

"As for the rivalry between classmates, it's perfectly normal. The martial arts department, what's the martial arts department if you don't fight? Let me tell you, our group of regular undergraduates lacks actual combat experience, and each of them is as tender as a chick. Like, just let the old fritters in the advanced training class polish more, and have a bruised nose and a swollen face on campus, so it’s better to die in the wilderness, right, Yingzi?"

"Don't call me 'Yingzi'." Li Yingzi said through gritted teeth.

He cast his sharp eyes on Meng Chao again.

Meng Chao woke up like a dream, and stammered at Fatty: "You, you are Teacher Gu Jianbo!"

The fat man sighed, resigned to fate: "If you have to say yes, then so be it."

"No!" Meng Chao couldn't believe it. "Isn't Teacher Gu very thin, tall, handsome, and melancholy? I've seen your photo on the official website!"

"Oh, it's about ten years ago. My official website information hasn't been updated for a long time."

Fatty, no, Gu Jianbo spread his hands irresponsibly, "Besides, have you never heard of a very mysterious high-tech called 'PS'? In the past year, I gained more than a hundred catties, which is normal."

Meng Chao's mind was in a mess.

The past life memory fragments popped like popcorn.

Thinking about it carefully, in his previous life, he had indeed never seen Gu Jianbo with his own eyes.

Gu Jianbo shines in the later stage of Monster Wars.

And in his previous life, he was still a commoner during the entire monster war, so he played soy sauce.

It wasn't until Gu Jianbo fell like a meteor that he watched some extreme battle videos.

However, the video was shot from a long distance, and the clarity was not high, and Gu Jianbo had already lost a lot of weight at that time, coupled with the fuzzy and chaotic memory fragments, just now, he didn't recognize him immediately.

Forget it, fat or thin doesn't matter, from just half a minute of fighting, Meng Chao can be sure that the greasy fat man in front of him is the blade dancer of Megatron Dragon City in the future.

"Teacher Gu, I want to talk to you!" Meng Chao said, looking at the fat man's thighs, which were thicker than an elephant.

"No, little brother, are you too overwhelmed?" Gu Jianbo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, pointing at the tip of his nose, "I'm already so virtuous, you still want to follow me?"

"Teacher Gu, please explain."

Li Yingzi also said with a serious face, "Betting on the matter of the Beast Control Department, you go and tell the dean yourself, I don't care about it, but Meng Chao is the first in the freshman test of the Martial Arts Department, what method did you use to deceive him?" Do you have to be desperate?"

"Heaven and earth conscience, I don't know him!"

Gu Jianbo looked up to the sky and screamed, "Besides, I have self-knowledge, and I can't bear to misfortune such a good seedling. When he came up to me just now, I slandered myself as a scum, a scum, and a shameless person! Meng Chao, what do you say yourself?" ,Is it this way?"

Meng Chao nodded: "That's right, Mr. Gu criticized himself severely just now, the kind that touched the soul, very profound."

Li Yingzi was stunned for a moment: "If that's the case, why do you insist on him?"

"Because Teacher Gu and I hit it off right away, there is a special fate."

Meng Chao took a deep breath and said seriously, "I'm not impulsive, but I've been thinking about it for a long time. In fact, I'm here for Teacher Gu Jianbo. Martial arts department, or the ace fighting major of any prestigious school, Mr. Li, please cooperate with the school."

"I'm not, I don't, who hits it off with you, and who has a special fate?" Gu Jianbo rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, with a "Damn it" expression on his face.

Li Yingzi glanced between the two of them for a few rounds, really confused, and could only say: "Okay, then you go back with Teacher Gu first, get a deeper understanding of his martial arts philosophy, and then make a decision.

"Mr. Gu, I will leave this matter to you. You don't want the tragedy of 'Xu Fang, Zhou Tianrui and Li Feiyu' to repeat itself, do you?"

Gu Jianbo's face suddenly became gloomy.

The temperament is instantly different.

On a face with eighteen folds, each fold released the deepest melancholy and remorse.

"Don't worry, I won't make the same mistakes again." He said softly.

Li Yingzi didn't respond, leaving Gu Jianbo with a lonely expression and Meng Chao confused, and turned to leave.

Meng Chao was full of question marks, but seeing Gu Jianbo's expression of the steamed stuffed bun being trampled on the ground, it was not easy to ask.

After a while, a large number of teachers and teaching assistants arrived, and the canteen battle finally came to an end.

The students with bruised nose and swollen face and messy body were divided into two rows of undergraduate students and social students, and filed down very skillfully.

"Reporting to the instructor, we didn't fight, but just learned a brand new martial art, let's compete with each other!"

"That's right, the students in the training class are all seniors in the society, with extremely rich combat experience. We just use brand-new martial arts to learn a few tricks from them, learn from each other's strengths, and make progress together!"

"Maybe we were too focused during the sparring, and didn't pay attention to the time, environment and methods, causing unnecessary losses. It doesn't matter, we will compensate and restore the original appearance!"

"I had a great time discussing today, thank you for your advice, I will continue next time!"

The leaders of both sides stood up and sang together.

The two sides also shook hands in a serious manner, bowed and thanked each other, with sincere smiles on their faces, without the anger of a moment ago.

Just as Gu Jianbo said, in the martial arts department, it is not only a common practice for students to exchange ideas occasionally, but it is also beneficial to physical and mental health.

If it wasn't for the fact that "as a student of the Martial Arts Department, I bet all my treasures on the Beast Control Department", it wouldn't be a problem at all.

The teachers knew it well, and after a little inspection, they saw that no one had used a murder weapon, and no one had been seriously injured, so they could only roar according to the procedure, and let their respective exclusive instructors take them back for disposal.

"You were the one who defeated Ma Hong twice in a row just now?"

"I heard that you are a freshman named Meng Chao? I remember you!"

"We have time to eat together!"

Under the escort of their tutors, the undergraduates walked past Meng Chao and patted him on the shoulder one after another, looking very enthusiastic.

The community students all stared at Meng Chao with meaningful eyes, and their smiles were very sincere, friendly, and harmonious, which made Meng Chao shudder and sweat.

"Let's go too, go back and clean up you!"

Gu Jianbo stared, and shouted violently, "For the sparring, go to the practice room to spar, what's the matter with such a big commotion in the cafeteria? They are all in their tens of years, and many of them are from the Red Dragon Army. So disorganized and undisciplined? After returning home, I carried a weight of 200 kilograms, ran 50 kilometers over obstacles, and punished others with minor punishments, so as to make a warning to others, do you understand?"

"Understood!" The community students stood at attention at the same time and responded loudly.

But on the way back to the training class, they put on the same playful smiles as Gu Jianbo.

"Boge, is it true that you can run a 50-kilometer obstacle course with a weight of 200 kilograms?"

"Well, did you win the fight just now?"

"Of course we won. It goes without saying that although those undergraduates have penetrated dozens of main veins and claim to be able to construct dozens of spiritual magnetic force fields, they are amazing, but they have no actual combat experience. Didn't you get beaten up by us?"

"Well, since we've won, let's run!"

"Ah, why do you keep running after winning the battle? Didn't you say..."

"Nonsense, who asked you to betray me? Usually, 'Bogo Bogo' is called affectionately, but at critical moments, you don't show any loyalty at all. Say, who stabbed Teacher Li in the matter that I guided you to bet?"

"Is there such a thing? I don't know, we don't know! Besides, you didn't show loyalty to us. You were the first to jump out of the window to escape after such a lively fight just now?"

"After all, I'm the instructor of the Martial Arts Department. If I don't run away, I will fight with the students of the Martial Arts Department with you? If Teacher Li finds out, I will never even think about reconciling with her in this life!"

Meng Chao silently followed them, listening to their chats, and felt that the relationship between Gu Jianbo and the social students was not like a teacher and a student, but rather like some kind of dynamic gang that wandered on the edge of the law?

"The training class is like this. There are no rules. In the first place, many social students are in their 30s and 40s. They may have killed more monsters than me. How can I have the face to pretend to be a 'mentor'?"

Gu Jianbo turned his head and explained to Meng Chao, "I don't like to hear people call me 'Teacher Gu'. It sounds annoying, so I just call it 'Boge'. You should call me too. Once you get acquainted, you will know that I am really good. Qualified to be a teacher."