OMG! I Became a Panda

"Do you think this Siberian tiger will hit the fire directly?"

One of them asked curiously while watching the show on the stage.

His words immediately drew opposition from several people around him, and he was severely stunned.

"What you are talking about is bullshit. If they make mistakes so easily, I am afraid they will not come in here to perform. Have you forgotten that this is the hottest time here. They have the best equipment and the best place. , The strictest rules."

"Yeah, aren't all you talking about now nonsense? If they really have an accident, I'm afraid the hottest years will just let them go, and the following shows don't need to be on stage at all."

"What you said is right."

After so many accusations, the man scratched his head awkwardly, and said with a smile: "I just said casually, you don't have to bully me like this? Are you embarrassed so many people bully me a little boy?"

As soon as he said this, the audience near the man suddenly made an expression of nausea, and gave him a look of contempt.

"You can pull it down, it's a **** old age and pretending to be tender."

"That's right, if you are a little girl, just forget it. What do you mean by that bad old man? It's bad."

"Oh, man, why are you nauseous of me on such a good day today? You just have the heart to let me spit out the seafood I just ate today? I tell you, if I am sick of you, then I spit out all the seafood, or you can eat it for me, or you can give me money and choose it yourself."

Behind the man, a man with a fierce face said.

After hearing these words, he immediately chose to shut his mouth, because the last sentence was that it scared him, and the man who said this sentence was a man with a big beard, and his body was covered with tattoos, and he was wearing it on his wrist. With a big gold watch.

Even if such a person gives him some courage, he can't afford to offend him. He is still young now, and he doesn't want to lose his talent.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I stopped talking, I wanted to shut up."

The man reluctantly compromised with so many people around him who opposed him, and nodded obediently, then hurt his mouth by mistake.

"I believe you have all seen these shows, and it is possible that some of them are not new, but what follows is our finale."

At this time, the show on the stage has been completed, and finally the host hurried over and said with a smile: "Next, we will invite our Kung Fu Panda to appear."

"good……"

"We've all been waiting for a long time, just waiting for the Kung Fu Panda to appear on the stage. What is he doing? He is the finale for a long time."

At this time, one of the audience members stood up, and said with an unhappy face.

"Yeah, we are all pandas who often go to their zoos. We have seen them. We want to see what tricks he does. Let him come out now. Don’t waste time with this place anymore. Our time is precious. ."

Now that someone is taking the lead, more viewers must have begun to stand up.

After seeing this situation, the host suddenly panicked, and finally hurriedly said with a smile: "Don’t worry, everyone, after all, Kung Fu Panda is a big internet celebrity, he also has a certain ability, otherwise he is not worthy of everyone. Wait so long."

"Next, we will invite our Kung Fu Panda Xiaofeng to appear."

Then the host said happily, and at the same time, all the lights on the whole stage were turned off at the same time, and the whole clubhouse was basically darkened. At this time, no one can see anyone, no one can see anything. Things, there is only a piece of darkness in front of them.

"Fuck, whoever touches my **** quickly stand up for me."

"what!"

"What's your name? Wow? You just yell so hard when you get hit by someone. Do you know that scary people can scare people to death."

As the lights in the whole clubhouse were suddenly turned off, the whole clubhouse suddenly appeared in chaos.

The next second, the lights in the entire clubhouse suddenly turned on, and Li Feng was standing in the middle of the stage wearing red clothes, and Li Feng was holding a microphone in his hand.

After seeing this, the audience suddenly became lively and talked.

"Did your hottest years drift away, thinking that our audience are all fools? Is there any use for you to let a panda hold a microphone? Is it possible that he can sing songs?"

At this time, a man standing in the VIP area suddenly stood up angrily and stared at the host on the stage. He hoped the host could give him an explanation.

"Yeah, don't you all think that our audience is so cheating? I'm here to let the words out. If this panda can sing, from now on, I will cover all the food for this panda."

At the same time, another man stood up, his eyes were full of disdain, because he didn't believe that the panda on the stage could sing.

Seeing the audience in the audience, especially the two men in the VIP area, let out such arrogant words, Li Feng smiled.

After that, Li Feng immediately moved his gaze to the host. After the host understood it, he snapped his fingers quickly, and the next second, the whole audience played music.

"Let us live in a cool and unrestrained manner, ride horses, and share the prosperity of the world..."

After hearing the music, Li Feng picked up the microphone in his hand, sat down on the ground directly, and began to sing affectionately.

"Fuck, awesome!"

"Fuck, awesome!"

"Is this a fake panda? I have lived for thirty or forty years. I haven't seen a panda yet. It is so perverted."

"I bet that this panda must be fake, it can't be real, it's impossible for a real panda to sing, and it sings so beautifully."

"Is it the legendary Kung Fu Panda? It's amazing, it's awesome, I love you to death!"

After hearing Li Feng's singing, the audience immediately stood up at the same time, and applause resounded through the whole clubhouse, and at this time the whole clubhouse was full of shouts.

At the same time, the two male protagonists in the VIP area just saw the situation in front of them, and they were stunned. Their eyes were as big as copper bells, and they couldn't close at all.

"When the mountain wind has no edges and corners, when the river no longer flows..."

Although the audience in the audience was very upset, they still knew how to do it, and they also messed up for a while. Such influence did not affect Li Feng's singing.

On the other side, Su Xiaoman was sitting in the front row, and she was surprised to see Li Feng singing such a beautiful song, but she was also expecting it.