OMG! I Became a Panda

When Li Feng finished singing a whole song, there was no sound in the audience, even if someone fart at this time, it might be heard.

After seeing this situation, Li Feng suddenly became a little confused, thinking: You are all awkward, although my singing is very good, but you don’t need to be shocked to this point, there is not even a bit of sound. NS?

"Nice!"

"Awesome!"

"so amazing!"

"Isn't it said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it can't be refined? How come this little panda is still refined? It is a panda, how can it sing? And it sings so nicely."

"How do I feel like joking? This panda sings so well. If he is a human, I think he can be a star. Why should he stay in this circus and be so tired? Live, and there is no salary yet."

"You can pull it down, maybe people's treatment is many times higher than your salary."

"That's right, do you know how much a panda meal is? The food they eat is all delivered by air from other places. Do you know what air freight is?"

After the audience stood still for more than ten seconds, a riot broke out in the audience. Everyone applauded and talked about it. Some even took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

At this time, suddenly some of the audience in the club recognized Li Feng.

Because when they were just preparing to take a photo, someone suddenly discovered that this panda was the Kung Fu panda that they often went to the zoo, and the panda that had saved people.

"I know this panda. He stretched out his hand very powerfully when he was in the zoo, and he has saved people several times."

At this time, suddenly a man wearing glasses pointed at Li Feng on the stage and shouted happily.

"Really, can pandas save people?"

"Did you guys have not woken up yet? He can sing like a person now, and it's abnormal enough to sing so nicely. You tell me now that this panda has saved people, and it is still quite a few. Second, are you kidding me?"

After hearing the man with glasses, many people around him didn't believe it, after all, they had never seen such a perverted panda.

Seeing that there are so many people who don't believe that they wear glasses, they suddenly became anxious. Finally, they quickly opened their bags and took out some pictures that had already been washed and distributed them to the people around them.

"Look at the panda in the photo and the little girl in his arms. That little girl is the panda. It's the little girl. Do you see if the two pandas are exactly the same? There is no slight mistake. "

"I took this photo at the zoo before. I was shocked after seeing this scene and quickly took all the detailed photos. I washed it out immediately after I got home. I originally planned to send it to the newspaper. I wrote an article, but then I forgot about it because I was too busy. I didn't think of it until I watched the show today."

After the man distributed the photos to everyone, he gave a wonderful speech.

Some viewers who got the photos immediately compared the panda in the photo with Li Feng standing on the stage, and it turned out to be exactly the same, without any mistake.

"Fuck, this panda is awesome!"

"Nonsense, if it's not awesome, can someone call it a Kung Fu Panda? Why don't you call it a Kung Fu Panda?"

"Who knows how much this panda is worth? I will spend two million to buy it."

This is because some viewers suddenly started shouting prices, and they threatened to buy this panda.

"You can pull it down, you still have 2 million, if I pay 5 million, you dare to grab it with me?"

"You two should stop joking. The main reason is that you two want to buy the head of the zoo but don’t want to sell this panda. After all, this is a cash cow. If he dares to sell it, I will pay 5 million. 8 million out!"

"The audience below, please be self-conscious and don't disturb the quiet of the venue, otherwise I will arrange for someone to invite you out."

Seeing such chaos in the audience, some of the hosts couldn't bear it. Then he quickly picked up the microphone and stood in the middle of the stage, while Li Feng whispered beside him.

As soon as the host’s voice fell, there was a silence in the audience. If it is normal, it will be kicked out. After all, it will not be blacklisted, but today, forget it, because after being pulled out I can't see this Kung Fu Panda, who knows what other wonderful performances he has?

Seeing that the underside of the stage was completely quiet. The two hosts nodded and smiled, and then immediately stepped down.

After all, his role is to appear at a critical time, to silence all the audience, and to keep the venue quiet, otherwise, it is likely to affect the performance of the program.

"Next our panda performance has ended, and now we are starting a joint performance."

The host explained in detail in the audience, and then as his voice fell, all the animals suddenly rushed onto the stage.

Although all the animals rushed to the stage in one mind, they are all in order, and everyone will do what everyone should do.

It looked like an orderly team, without the slightest panic.

The monkey is still responsible for moving the stool, and the monkey king and some little monkeys with them began to shuttle back and forth between the ropes that fell from the ceiling of the stage, and the speed was getting faster and faster, and the apples in their hands still did not fall.

The Siberian tiger continued to jump around, and what he wore this time was not a circle of fire, but a circle of monkeys, but his speed was very fast, almost reaching the form of lightning, but it did not hit anything. A monkey, the formation of the monkeys did not make any mistakes.

At this moment, a gorilla suddenly emerged from the corner of the stage, and violently soared into the air, directly flying.

At that critical moment, all the audience thought that the gorilla was about to fall, because she jumped too high, and there were no safety measures below.

But they didn't expect that the next scene left them dumbfounded.

Because just when the gorilla was about to fall, the Kung Fu Panda suddenly appeared on the scene, and rushed in the direction where the gorilla fell with the fastest speed, and directly grasped the gorilla by the wrist and grabbed the vine again.

"What did you do? How did you fall? Why didn't you catch him when you just jumped up?"

In mid-air, after Li Feng grabbed the gorilla's wrist, he asked the gorilla in a cold tone.