Omnibus: Opening assassin Wu Liuqi

“Think.” Wu Liuqi nodded.

“As long as you make enough money, I can take you to the country of Stan, there is nothing that cannot be done with technology, and it is not a problem at all to cure your amnesia.”

Chicken Dabao lit his cigar again, pretending to be a big man.

“How much money does that make?” Wu Liuqi asked.

“A million.”

Ji Dabao didn’t want to blurt out, he dreamed of how to pay back the million medical expenses.

“Okay, I’ll be an assassin.”

Wu Liuqi’s tone was firm, being an assassin should be his destiny.

“I’m sure you won’t regret making this decision.”

Ji Dabao looked excited.

Selling beef miscellaneous can also make money, but you have to earn enough to take medicine and wait until the year of the monkey! Fortunately, he found that Wu Liuqi could cut with qi, in addition to cutting beef miscellaneous, he could also cut other things, such as hair…

“In order for you to become a successful assassin quickly, I feel it is necessary to give you a pre-job training.”

Saying that, Ji Dabao took out a copy of “Thirty Minutes to Make You a Good Assassin” out of nowhere, as if this guy had spatial powers, “This is this year’s top ten bestsellers!” ”

Ji Dabao looked stunned, as if this book was written by him.

“Assassins are the oldest profession in this world. Where there are people, there will be hatred, and where there is hatred, there will be assassins. ”

“There are two types of assassins, one is a full-time assassin supported by the state with a sound welfare package and retirement security system called a secret agent, and the other is a self-financing wild assassin are some civilian masters, and the top ten of these assassins are peerless masters, expensive fees, but never miss.”

“Since assassins are shady professions, they generally have a legitimate profession as a cover to cover their identity.”

Saying this, Ji Dabao put away the book and pointed to the big Baoji hair salon behind him, “The cover identity I chose for you is a barber, I have rented this big Baoji hair salon, and in the future, this will be both a hair salon and a place where we take over the assassin business.” ”

Wu Liuqi turned his head to look at the hair salon and smiled, and said in his heart: “I can also be regarded as returning to my old profession.” ”

“Come in and see, you also have to study beauty salon, which is also an additional way to generate income.”

Ji Dabao pushed the door into the barber salon, and didn’t know where to take out a copy of “Five Minutes to Make You a Good Hairdresser” and threw it to Wu Liuqi, “Look good, this is the second of the top ten bestsellers.” ”

“Is the reason why the top ten bestsellers sell is because people become talents in an hour?”

Wu Liuqi looked at the title of the book and was speechless for a while.

“Let’s get back to the topic of how to be a good assassin.”

Ji Dabao took out the book “Thirty Minutes to Make You a Good Assassin” and turned the first page, “Excellent Assassin Essential Skill One: Secret Infiltration.” As an assassin, you must have the ability to approach your target. ”

“This is my latest invention, the Gaiba egg.”

Chicken Dabao held a white egg in his hand, which was about the same shape and size as an egg, “First you have to think in your mind about what you want to become, then break this Gaiba egg, and finally you will become what you want to become.” ”

“Here, you give it a try.”

Saying that, Ji Dabao handed the Gaiba egg to Wu Liuqi.

“Oh!”

Wu Liuqi took the Gaiba egg and threw it to the ground, and after a burst of white smoke, he turned into the goddess of the killing city, Li Xiang, wearing a red silk skirt and a proud figure, which was the scene where Li Xiang appeared in the TV commercial.

“Vulgar!”

Ji Dabao pretended to be dismissive, but the nosebleed gushed out like a fountain, he wiped the nosebleed clean, took out a camera and shot at Wu Liuqi, who transformed into Lixiang.

“These pictures wait for me to go home and hide under the covers and look at them slowly.”

Thinking of this, Ji Dabao looks forward to nightfall.

“Dabao, this invention of yours is definitely the greatest invention of this century.” Wu Liuqi said with admiration.

“That’s up to you! But…”

Ji Dabao said here, “This invention has a slight flaw, that is, it can only become what you want to become, and it has no corresponding abilities and attributes. ”

“That’s remarkable.”

Wu Liuqi said sincerely that with Gaiba eggs is simply learning the copycat version of the seventy-two changes.

“Essential skill for good assassins two: kill with one hit. As an assassin, you are usually killed with one hit, thousands of miles away. ”

Ji Dabao looked serious, “Look at the timing!” Remember to be focused, the meatballs will float as soon as they are cooked, and you will clamp them as soon as they float, and the meatballs at this time are the most delicious. ”

Two white meatballs float in the hot pot.

Chicken Daibao uses chopsticks to directly penetrate the meatballs and pick up one.

Wu Liuqi quickly picked up one with chopsticks and obtained the primary fighting technique, Wu Liuqi’s body has also been strengthened accordingly, and his current reaction ability and strength should be at the same level as the American team injected with super soldier serum.

“Hey!”

Wu Liuqi just wanted to remind Chicken Dabao that the meatballs were hot, but was interrupted by Chicken Dabao.

“Hey what? Want to grab my meatballs? ”

Saying that, Ji Dabao threw the meatballs into his mouth, and then stuck out his tongue hot, “Why didn’t you remind me?” ”

“I just wanted to remind you that meatballs are hot.” Wu Liuqi said with an innocent face.