Omnibus: Opening assassin Wu Liuqi

“Good Assassin Essential Skill Three: Escape the Scene. I just told you that one blow kills you thousands of miles away. This distance means fleeing the scene. ”

Chicken Dabao carries his hands on his back, looking like a superior person, this guy is simply a waste of talent if he does not go to fortune telling.

“In order for you to do your job as an assassin, I have to take out my ultimate weapon, the Speedy Flying Chicken.”

Saying that, Chicken Dabao took Xiaofei out from behind, “Xiaofei is not an ordinary chicken all the time, his father is an outstanding representative of our blue feather chicken, his mother is a flying pigeon, he is the crystallization of cross-racial love, so Xiaofei is the Junjie of chickens – flying chicken.” ”

Xiao Fei flew to Wu Liuqi’s shoulder and rubbed Wu Liuqi’s face with his head affectionately, as if he was a head all over.

“Xiaofei, show Ah Qi your ability.” Ji Dabao said.

Xiaofei flew up and nodded, you should be able to see Xiaofei nodding, and one paw suddenly became very long and grabbed Wu Liuqi.

Wu Liuqi was ready to reach out and grab Xiaofei’s paws with his left hand, he didn’t want to be grabbed by Xiaofei every time like in the anime and flew to the sky with his trouser belt and his ass exposed.

Xiaofei spread his wings and flew high and easily brought Wu Liuqi into the air.

“What a perfect combination!”

Chicken Dabao took a sip of his cigar and looked up at the man and chicken in the air.

“Essential skill four for a good assassin: Be ruthless. Assassins are to take people’s money to eliminate disasters for others, since they take over the task, they must complete the task, sometimes the target may be some vulnerable groups, so the assassin must be ruthless. ”

Ji Dabao’s sunglasses flashed a light, and said in a deep tone, “Ah Qi, let’s start.” ”

“Isn’t it just killing a fish? Is it necessary for Daibao to exaggerate so much? ”

Wu Liuqi raised the kitchen knife and cut the fish head twice, cleanly.

“Didn’t I want you to feel like you’re there? You can be ruthless to unarmed fish, and it seems that you are indeed suitable for being an assassin. ”

Ji Dabao looked like I didn’t expect you to have such a cold and heartless expression.

“It’s not that you said you want to eat braised fish tonight, since you are so loving, then don’t eat it.”

Wu Liuqi removed the scales of the fish and quickly disposed of the fish through its stomach.

“I’m just saying that you have a talent for being an assassin, of course you still have to eat braised fish.”

A fawning smile appeared on Ji Dabao’s face, “Okay, you now have the four essential skills of an assassin, and you are now a professional assassin.” ”

“This is your diploma.”

I don’t know where Ji Dabao took out an assassin graduation certificate, which was stamped with the seal of the Assassin League of Chicken Island.

“Actually, I bought this diploma for twenty-five dollars, but don’t underestimate these twenty-five dollars, because you are now qualified to take on the task.”

“I didn’t expect the entry threshold for assassins to be so low, only twenty-five yuan.”

Wu Liuqi sighed with emotion.

“There is no shortage of people in that industry now! Well, without further ado, put the fish in the refrigerator first, and come back in the afternoon to do it. ”

Ji Dabao looked serious, “Next you are going to complete your first task.” ”

“See that hotel in front?”

Ji Dabao pointed to the hotel in front of him, “Someone inside is setting up a wedding banquet, you go in and cut the bride’s hair, and then give it to me, the task is completed, it’s as simple as that.” ”

“Dabao, this is not okay. How can I say that today is also a day of great joy for people. Wu Liuqi said.

“Task: Cut off the long hair of the bride Li Sanjin.”

“Mission Reward: Yulang Jiang Feng’s smile.”

“Yulang Jiang Feng is the most beautiful man in the world, gentle and elegant, with indescribable charm, there is no girl in the world who can resist Jiang Feng’s slight smile, his smile can make the girl’s heart shattered. Get Yulang Jiang Feng’s smile, there is no woman in the world that you can’t chase. ”

“After the system is improved, the host can control Yulang Jiang Feng’s smile freely, usually his own smile, once there is a favorite girl can open Yulang Jiang Feng’s smile at any time, you can also designate a target to use to achieve accurate strikes.”

The description of the system is very provocative.

“Such a tempting reward, I will fight to the death to complete!”

Wu Liuqi thought of countless beautiful women around him in the future, full of energy!

“Actually, the groom’s ex-girlfriend paid five hundred yuan to invite us.”

Ji Dabao took out five red bills.

“Five hundred pieces! I have to sell twenty bowls of beef offal, and it’s all for VIP service. ”

Wu Liuqi stood up abruptly, “I hate this kind of scumbag who has always abandoned chaos, and today I want to vent my anger for this young lady.” ”

“I’m here to complete the tasks of the system, I’m not for the money.”

Wu Liuqi made his position clear again in his heart, took out the scissors full of beef miscellaneous smell and walked into the hotel.

“Congratulations to the bride and groom.”

A middle-aged man in uniform is presented to the bride and groom.

“Thank you!” The old and new said.

“I’m a staff member of the Chicken Island Wedding Management Committee.”

Saying that, the middle-aged man took out a document and shook it in front of the bride and groom, regardless of whether they saw it clearly or not, and then put it back in his pocket.

“The Chicken Island Wedding Management Committee stipulates that brides who get married today must have short hair. If the two want to get married, ask the bride to cut off her long hair; If the bride wants to keep her long hair, choose to get married another day. ”