One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"You brat! What are you talking about! What do you mean by my girlfriend? Don't talk nonsense if you don't know!"

As soon as he heard what Jack said, Luke immediately became anxious. If this kid can't speak, don't speak! I am a straight man! I like women! Although Kikunoshi is very beautiful, he is a man! Male! ! !

"I'm not talking nonsense. Sister Xia Ji drank too much over there, and Brother Taylor was taking care of her. Maria told me that Sister Xia Ji was Brother Taylor's girlfriend, so Brother Taylor had to take care of her. Then you take care of her. Big sister, didn’t you just say that she is your girlfriend? By the way, Brother Luke, what is your girlfriend?”

Luke was confused by Jack's question. He didn't know whether he should answer Jack's girlfriend first, or whether he should ask Taylor and Xia Ji what the situation was and have fun first.

"Forget it, Maria said that anyone who disturbs the intimacy between boyfriend and girlfriend will be kicked by a donkey. I don't want to be kicked by a donkey. I'm going to leave now, Brother Luke. I'll find you next time."

Seeing Luke standing there silently, Jack thought for a while and decided not to disturb him. He greeted Luke with a drink and meat in his hand and turned around to leave.

Jack has left, but his impact has not disappeared! Jack has a loud voice, and the child's voice is already sharp and penetrating. When he speaks these two voices, all the eyes of the people around him are focused on Luke, pointing at Luke.

That's all. The most terrible thing is that at this time, Kikuchi Cheng hugged Luke tightly, lay on him and cried loudly. Although Luke could understand from Kiku Cheng's words, Kiku Cheng probably meant it for himself. Think of it as his brother Izo, but he can't explain this thing!

Suddenly, the pointing fingers from the people around him became more obvious. Luke thought he was quite thick-skinned, but he couldn’t stand such pointing fingers! There was no other way, and now was not the time to explain, so he gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, picked up Kikunocheng, and left directly.

But he forgot one thing, that is, sometimes leaving does not mean the end. On the contrary, it is likely to lead to further expansion of the situation.

Good guy, after these two people left, the people around them were not satisfied with whispering, and began to discuss loudly. The atmosphere was so lively, whether it was the members of the Beasts or the people of Wano who were invited. , all began to discuss what happened.

In fact, many people here know that Kikinochei is a male, but this does not stop people's enthusiasm. After all, the famous communication theory says that most human beings are willing to believe what they want to believe, even if they know the truth in their hearts. It's not like this, but they can't help but think of it! This association didn't matter. All of a sudden, all kinds of stories about Luke and Kikunobu were flying all over the place.

First, they were childhood sweethearts. Luke took care of Kikunouchi when he was a child, and then Kikunouchi developed a liking for Luke. Later, Luke went to sea and became a member of the Beasts. Later, the two of them each had their own masters, and the tragic story of a painful war, He never considered that Luke was not from the country of Wano, so it was impossible for him to have known Kikinochei for a long time.

The second is the classic love-at-first-sight type. Kikinochei fell in love with Luke in the previous battle. He was deliberately drunk just now just to get close to Luke. Didn't he just pounce on him? Similarly, this group of people has not considered one thing, that is, the two parties have never met before, let alone falling in love at first sight. Most of their understanding of the other party is based on paper information, and there is no chance of contact at all.

Then there is the most disgusting sub-category of apprentices, that is, Luke teases Kikuchi Cheng as a beautiful woman, but the result is that he teases her out of Kikuchi Cheng’s true feelings, and then Luke withdraws, and Kiku Cheng refuses to give up, and his love leads to hatred. Then the two sides fought for 300 rounds, and Kikunoshi was defeated and arrested. Today he came to cry and complain, etc. The nature of this version of bad taste is really too high, and it is impossible to evaluate it. I can only say that you are happy.

Various versions of stories like this emerge in endlessly, and the speed of version iteration has exceeded the limit of Luke's imagination. In such a short period of time, Luke's identity has changed one hundred and eighty times, and Kikunobu's situation has also become worse and worse. It becomes more and more miserable to enhance the poignancy of the story.

When Lily brought people back, she was faced with such a situation.

Lily was completely confused. She shouldn't have been gone for so long, right? It only takes less than an hour at most. How come this version update has reached this level?

Luke didn't need to say much, Kiku-cheng also knew that in fact it was Lily who decided Kiku-cheng to attend this dinner, because according to the intelligence, Kiku-cheng also came from a poor background and was the easiest to empathize with the people at the bottom, plus he had an older brother. The existence of Yi Zang is the biggest breakthrough point for the beasts against these people. These people refer to those who are coerced into this battle and can still be saved. For those who are unrepentant, death is their only future.

But I haven't been able to talk to Kichinocheng yet, and I just took the children out for a while. Why is it that Luke and Kichinocheng have already started talking about marriage?

A few anxious people were ready to start making wedding clothes for the two of them! Lily was stunned when she saw it, her mouth was slightly open, and she couldn't say a word.

"Mother, aren't boys and girls getting married? I remember Brother Luke and Kiku no Cheng are both boys?"

Hiyori was also a little at a loss at this time. Although she was the youngest, she could be said to know the most about this through the memories given by the previous remnant souls. The others were really not as good as her, so he I'm really curious, what's going on? Why do people say two men are getting married?

"There must be something wrong, right? Forget it, let them make trouble, as long as they don't cause trouble, it doesn't matter."

Lily pursed her lips and reluctantly explained that she really didn't want to ask any more questions about the weirdness of this matter, for fear that after asking, some high-end work would happen that she couldn't accept.

"Getting married! Brother Luke is getting married! Great! We can eat wedding candies again!"

Yamato's focus is completely different. His focus is on the wedding candies that come with the wedding. Since attending a wedding in Wanguo, Yamato is looking forward to another wedding and eating wedding candies every night.

"Keep your voice down, Yamato. Aunt Lily's face doesn't look right."

Just when Yamato was in high spirits, Violet noticed that Lily's face seemed not to be well, and quickly pulled Yamato's sleeves with her hands and whispered.

"Hmm."

Yamato looked back and happened to see Lily looking at her. Generally speaking, the look was a bit scary. Yamato felt a feeling of being insecure. Yamato immediately stopped and lowered his head and stopped looking at Lily. Although Yamato She is a pioneer in the world of beatings, but this does not mean that she likes to be beaten. If she can take it one less time, she should take it one less time. After all, only she knows whether it hurts or not, and others can't help.

"Let's go, I'll take you to find your parents. After they agree, you can eat the devil fruit. Forget it, let's go find Flora. King Riku seems to have lost his sight. "

Lily said and glanced to the other side. At this time, Kaido and King Riku were watching a group of people, hugging the wine jar and drinking. With this posture, the two of them might be sleeping in the wine jar. Lily was helpless. Touching his forehead, he decided to go to Flora to discuss this matter. King Riku couldn't count on him.

Just when Lily left with a few children, Luke felt a little uncomfortable at this time, because for some reason Kikinocheng started to drink like crazy.

Sometimes he was singing, sometimes he was shouting, sometimes he was crying, sometimes he was laughing, and he didn't know where the strength came from. After all kinds of tossing, Luke couldn't hold him, and Kikinocheng slapped him on the ground with a slap.

"Where am I?"

Not to mention, this moment made Kikunocheng wake up from the wine. He got up from the ground in a somewhat embarrassed manner, and then he saw Luke next to him. Then he lowered his head and found his messy clothes.

"Hey! Stop!" Luke saw something was wrong and was about to stop him!

"Indecent!!!"

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