online games cover the sky
Chapter 4 Open the door to check the water meter
Chapter 4 Open the door and check the water meter
Meat sellers, steamed bun sellers, vegetable sellers, rag collectors...
"I've never carried so many buns. It's very fulfilling. Girl, that beast is Feicong. I will protect at least two buns this time."
Liu Ye secretly swore poison!
The campus is very fresh in the morning, the air is very cool, and the light mist slaps softly on the cheeks, dispelling Liu Ye's sleepiness. In fact, the sleepiness has been dispelled long ago, so let me wipe it.
It was early in the morning. There were relatively few people on campus. Generally, few college students would get up so early. Liu Ye took out his cell phone and wrote: "7:24".
There are girls, tall or short, fat or thin, walking in twos and threes on the street. Why are there no boys? Nonsense, are you looking at boys while walking on the street?
Various fat and thin women were walking around the campus in the early morning. Liu Ye was walking on the road with a large bag of buns attentively, which always felt a little strange.
"Damn, why are those girls looking at me? Why are they so scared?" Liu Ye pretended to admire the weeds on the roadside and secretly looked at the women with his peripheral vision.
"Here you go, you were looking at my steamed buns. Uh, no, they were the meat buns I bought."
Liu Ye was filled with resentment. This society is too dark. Are money and material things so important?
He wanted to turn around and ask those girls loudly: "Is material so important? Is there no emotion in this world?"
Liu Ye felt a little sad in his heart. This melancholy lingered in his heart for a long time and could not go away.
"Oh, I know that if you stare at the buns, you won't buy them when you are hungry." Liu Ye took heavy steps resentfully, and his mood was as heavy as his own steps at the moment.
"Why is this happening? Why do they only stare at my buns, but ignore me, a handsome guy with a beautiful and authentic beauty! Why, why, God, heaven, earth, why do you do this to me.
"
Liu Ye was shouting in his heart. He was making unyielding resistance and fighting deep in his heart. He didn't want to give in. He wanted to prove to God: He, Liu Ye, is more attractive than Baozi!
"Swish, swish, swish", Liu Ye walked forward carrying a large bag of steaming buns, and he decided to ignore those dark girls.
What Liu Ye couldn't bear the most was that when he passed by a girl, the girl didn't even look at him. This act of disregard was an insult to his noble character in Liu Ye's heart!
Along the way, colorful posters were posted everywhere, and there were even special tables parked on the roadside, with pretty girls handing out flyers next to the tables.
It seems to be promoting an epoch-making online game called "Shade the Sky". Girl, which online game nowadays doesn't have an "epoch-making" mark on it?
However, this was the first time Liu Ye had seen such a grand promotional momentum in his life. As a relatively senior otaku, Liu Ye was very impressed by the online game "Shade the Sky".
Although the name has the same name as an online novel by Chen Dong, this online game is far more famous than Chen Dong.
As if overnight, the online game "Shade the Sky" has become overwhelmingly popular. All the websites on the Internet are full of advertisements for "Zhetian". But the strangest and most annoying thing is that no one knows about this online game.
Operator!
The advertisement said it was a pioneering advancement in science and a milestone in the virtual world. Guala Guala talked about a lot. Liu Ye summed it up with incisive words: "real and grand."
It seems quite insightful.
Regardless of the online games, Liu Ye felt that walking was boring, so he immediately decided to flirt with the cute girl, Gaga.
Liu Ye pretended to casually walk past the girl handing out flyers. He expected that at this time, the girl would enthusiastically hand him a flyer with a faint girly scent.
But, damn, why didn’t you give me the flyer? How could I molest you if you didn’t give me the flyer? You also need to find an excuse for teasing, and teasing without an excuse is called indecent assault.
Teasing without excuses and using body language is called rape. Liu Ye never does anything illegal. He is a good, law-abiding citizen.
By the way, someone was arrested by the police for watching porn at home? Also, it seems that watching porn is illegal and will be punished by law. Girl, this seems to be true.
I remember it was a dark and windy night, with a bright mirror hanging high and shadows of people downstairs in Liu Ye's dormitory. Everything seemed so weird.
Such a scene makes people unconsciously think of a certain scene in a pornographic movie.
Liu Ye was surfing the Internet and doing ulterior things when suddenly there was a knock on the dormitory door: "Open the door and check the water meter."
"Xiao Liu, I'll give you a shout later, and we'll break in. People like this will usually keep the door locked." Two policemen outside the door were calculating.
"The door is not closed, just push it yourself." Liu Ye said calmly without looking behind him.
The two policemen who were about to rush in desperately said: "..."
At this time, one of the black-faced policemen said to him: "Sir, we suspect that you are watching or have watched pornographic videos. Now please follow us back to the police station to assist us in our investigation. Please cooperate."
"Next door to Mary, even the police will check the water meter now!" Liu Ye was a little shocked.
After a moment of surprise, Liu Ye calmly opened the file containing the pornographic film in front of them, and watched it for a few minutes, focusing on the climax part, and the point was high.
Then, he coolly closed all the computer windows, leaving only a simple desktop, and said with a touch of resistance in his smile: "I haven't watched pornographic movies. If you say I have watched pornographic movies, where is the evidence? Find the evidence."
Liu Ye was 10,000% certain that the police uncle would not be able to find any evidence. Ever since he was a child, no one had been able to find the location of the folder where the pornographic films were located on his computer. No one! Nobody!
Of course, if the policeman pulled out his right hand from his trouser pocket with a sinister smile, used his suspicious right hand to take out a high imitation iPhone 5s and showed the stunning photo he just captured, then Liu Ye would have no choice but to admit defeat.
A mountain is higher than a mountain, and a river is deeper than a river. The masters among diaosi will always be beyond the imagination of Liu Ye.
He was able to maintain a cool head in such a passionate atmosphere, and he was able to do two things at once. His right hand was making suspicious movements on his crotch, and his left hand was able to steadily capture Liu Ye's 14-year collection of pornographic films!
If Liu Ye really encountered such a policeman, then he would have no choice but to admit it, but he couldn't help but worry that after being arrested, the policeman would confiscate his 100g of pornographic films?
"Child, you must learn well from now on and don't do this kind of thing that wastes your youth again!"
Unexpectedly, Liu Ye was just thinking about it. Such bloody plots would only appear in online novels and boring movies, but now, at this moment, it happened to Liu Ye.
The police uncle actually followed the above plot design and had a bloody plot with Liu Ye!
"Click", a pair of cold handcuffs fixed Liu Ye's hands together, and pressed Liu Ye onto the lower bunk bed.
"Damn, why does such a weird action look so familiar? Isn't it just the plot of the pornographic movie? I guess you've tricked your father. Isn't it safe for me to have a good night?"
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