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Chapter 5 Beast, put down 100g of porn

"Girl, why does such a weird action look familiar? Isn't it the plot of the pornographic movie just now? I guess you've tricked your father. Isn't it safe for me to have a good night?"

"Probably not. They are all uncle-level people, so they shouldn't do such crazy things."

Liu Ye kept comforting himself that the policeman in police uniform was the country's law enforcer and would never do such an evil thing.

"Xiao Liu, tie him up."

Liu Ye: "..."

"After all, we have the same surname. Maybe we had the same ancestor more than a hundred generations ago."

"Stop talking nonsense." The policeman named Xiao Liu tied up Liu Ye quickly.

What Liu Ye showed them just now was a classic s~m plot. Could it be that they ### are making a big deal?

"Do they want to take turns having sex with me?" Liu Ye's mind was in a state of confusion.

"Young man, follow me back to the police station. Don't worry, we won't do anything to you." The black-faced policeman comforted Liu Ye with a "sincere" expression.

"Damn, when those rapists in the movies were killing their female friends, didn't they always say, 'Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you' while taking off their clothes? Is this my fate?"

"How can I win over each other when I am divided into half and half?

It's too late to see the lantern stained with blood and seek revenge.

Under the moonlight, the doorman lamented that Chang'an was peaceful last night.

As the stars in the sky turn around, my fate is determined.

By the time the ink is dry, the old enemy has arrived.

I’m afraid it’s hard to repay the loneliness I borrowed from you in this life.”

A melodious tune could not help but pop up in Liu Ye's mind.

"What are you thinking about? Come with me quickly." The black-faced policeman pushed Liu Ye.

"It doesn't matter, but the police officer who killed me a thousand times will not confiscate 100g of my pornographic films~~" Liu Ye had a sad face.

"Oh, by the way, as evidence, the pornographic video on your computer~~, bah, it's an obscene video. We want to confiscate it as evidence of your crime."

"Boom", Liu Ye's mind was buzzing, and his whole person seemed to be struck by five thunders. He felt that everything was unreal. Liu Ye thought repeatedly that this was a dream, this was a dream, this must be a ridiculous dream.

"Kaka", because the black-faced policeman could not find the location of the pornographic film folder, he simply picked up the laptop. The Lenovo unique "lenovo" logo was like a sharp carving knife piercing deeply into Liu Ye's heart.

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He was stung by the bright logo and felt suffocated. His heart ached, as if a child he had raised for many years had been taken away. This sense of loss and emptiness was extremely terrifying.

"I must be dreaming. It's impossible. Why are there so many people in China watching pornographic movies, but only me is arrested? Even if my pornographic videos are 100g, that's not the reason to arrest me."

"He's going to be stabbed a thousand times. Damn it. That beast in Xu Xin's clothes still has 101 g's. He secretly downloaded a new g's movie behind my back last night. Why don't you arrest him? It's me!"

Liu Ye cried for his father and mother, with tears all over his face. It is said that men don’t shed tears easily, but they are not sad yet.

100 g, what is this concept? Liu Ye does not collect all kinds of films. Often a new film has to go through multiple processes: observation, proofreading, comparison, practice, summary, and generalization.

Only after such a series of strict reviews can a new pornographic film be included in Liu Ye's media folder!

Looking at the ugly face of the black-faced policeman, Liu Ye was filled with resentment and despair, which reflected his uncertainty about the future.

He couldn't imagine how boring life would be without this 100g of porn.

"Haha, I took the stuff." The black-faced policeman grinned at Liu Ye, and Liu Ye could clearly see a green leek held between his yellow teeth.

"No, beast, put down my 100g piece of hair!"

Liu Ye roared hysterically. He couldn't live without this 100-gram pornographic film. After so many years, it was not just a pornographic film, it had become Liu Ye's belief, his soul, and his spiritual support.

"No, my 100g porn, this is all a dream!"

"Wow!" Liu Ye jumped up and sat up from the upper bunk. His face was full of fear and fear, and his forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat.

"I'll give it a try. It's really just a dream. I'm scared to death. I've saved 100 grams of porn."

"I'm just telling you, why would the police arrest you for watching a pornographic film? If you want to arrest him, it's Xu Xin who killed a thousand cuts. Damn it, he secretly secretly smuggled a new film behind my back. Fortunately, I know his media folder.

location."

Liu Ye glanced provocatively at the sleeping Xu Xin.

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"Oh my God, I got distracted in front of the girl. I really deserve to die." Liu Ye was so excited that he regained his consciousness. He just lost his focus in front of the girl who was handing out flyers. He really deserves to die.

"Damn, you didn't give me a flyer. If you don't give me a flyer, I can't tease you." Liu Ye was a little distressed, but he would not back down. It was not his style to give up when faced with difficulties.

"Pa", Liu Ye passed by the soft girl handing out flyers. Seeing that he was about to distance himself from the soft girl, Liu Ye decisively threw the bun in his hand in front of the soft girl, which was more than 3 meters tall.

Liu Ye calculated the distance exactly.

A large bag of steamed buns drew an arc-shaped parabola in the air and stopped at the soft girl's feet, then stopped on the ground with a "pop" sound.

"Oops, the bun has fallen." Liu Ye suddenly realized it. He patted his head and turned around, thinking about the girl handing out flyers, and walked over.

The innocent girl handing out flyers: "..."

"Come on, you should give me flyers this time. We are so close. There are only two of us in this short distance, so you should give me flyers."

"How did this bun fall? How did it fly from the sky? Is this the rhythm of falling?"

The soft girl felt like she couldn't turn her head around, and couldn't figure out how the so-called dropped buns flew from the sky.

"Oh, she is such an innocent and pure girl. Even a handsome and handsome guy like me cannot bear to poison her."

Liu Ye raised his head slightly, and his eyebrow-covering bangs fluttered gently in front of his forehead. Under the warm yellow color of the morning, he looked very elegant like a member of the royal family.

Liu Ye tried to keep his feet walking in a straight line, of course not cat-walking, but just tried to avoid making ugly and embarrassing facial expressions. Now that the cute girl was staring at him closely, Liu Ye must pretend to be nonchalant.

Otherwise, the buns falling from the sky would make people doubt his motives.

"Damn it, this girl is indeed genuine, not mixed with water. The faintly visible breasts and the pink ### that are extremely conspicuous under the white shirt are simply devilish temptation."

"Bah, you can't look at her breasts. You can't look at them. I'm a gentleman and a 24k good man who is known as a friend of women. I can't have such a dirty mentality."

Liu Ye tried his best to focus his gaze on the girl's eyes, but his peripheral vision always glanced at other sensitive parts involuntarily.

"I'm sorry, I dropped my buns, let me pick them up." As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Liu Ye realized that he had made the most serious mistake.