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"Damn it! I'm talking about Lao Jiang, even though you can't complete the task, you don't have to give up on yourself. These treasures were bought with real money from Brother Bawang! Don't waste them!"

Under the puzzled eyes of everyone, Jiang Yichen frantically sprinkled the medicine in the system backpack, and the medicine dust was flying all over the sky...

Jiang Yichen(??w?)?Hey: "Don't stand around stupidly, hurry up and help me!"

Everyone: (?o?)(?o?)(?o?)(?o?)(?o?)

Is that gas mask you're wearing serious? ? ? ? Do you want to be so professional? !

Under Jiang Yichen's call, the rest of the people also began to follow suit, took the gas mask given by Jiang Yichen and started throwing poison wildly on the grassland.

Everyone: (??w?)?Hey(??w?)?Hey(??w?)?Hey

The frantically spraying system backpack is like a bottomless pit at this time, as if there is no end in sight...

Forty-five minutes of poisoning! And Jiang Yichen and Zhang Xiaopang said that this is only a small part of it!

Everyone:? ? ? ?

If the estimate is not wrong, at least a dozen tons of "baby" were sprayed out!

There are already poisons everywhere on the Trident Meteor Ridge. Fortunately, the sky is extremely dark, and most of the medicines are colorless and odorless powders. Although there are some pills, because there are grass everywhere, ordinary people pay attention. less than.

At this time, Xiaobawang sent a message to several people, saying that he ran too fast, causing General Scarab and the others to lose their target. It is estimated that the Mongolian army is already on the way back, so Jiang Yichen and the others stopped.

Jiang Yichen didn't expect that the little bully would run away. To be honest, he didn't expect the little bully to survive this catastrophe. He even thought about the epitaph for the little bully...

Who knows how many good treasures Xiaobawang used along the way, anyway, he made General Tuci so angry!

I didn't expect this little outsider to be so cheap. The gaudy talismans on his body seem to be free of money, and there are all kinds of styles!

But every time he wants to stop chasing, Xiaobawang will show a trace of depression and panic, making Scarab mistakenly think that he is at the end of his rope.

When Tu Ci led the soldiers and horses to rush over screaming, the little bully turned around and rewarded them with a "Forbidden Curse"...

The enemy advances and we retreat, and the enemy retreats and we fight. The guerrilla tactics are for Xiaobawang to understand...

It is indeed the "human combination" in the handsome and compelling combination!

But General Tuci, who had suffered a big loss just now, was already very cautious, resulting in the following few talismans causing little casualties to the Mongolian army.

This made Xiao Bawang grit his teeth in distress! In the end, I accidentally pasted a curse-level speed-type talisman on the ass of a horse~

At that moment, the big red horse under Xiaobawang's crotch seemed to see God...

General Tuci watched helplessly as the horse erupted at a peerless speed in an instant, and disappeared within a few breaths.

Xiaobawang hurriedly sent a message to remind Jiang Yichen and the others to be careful that the enemy had already returned, and the horse under his crotch was already foaming with white eyes.

...

At this time, in a pile of grass nests, six old bastards who had been poisoned and cleaned up were all hiding in it.

Looking at Jiang Yichen's face full of excitement and anticipation, Nanjing still couldn't understand:

"You look forward to a hammer? Don't you expect these Mongolian soldiers to eat mud?"

That's right, so many poisons were sprinkled by a few people, and all of them fell on the ground of the Mongolian prairie...

Mu Xiaorou Σ(っ °Д °;)っ: "Wait! Grass! Grass!"

Everyone:? ? ? ?

What kind of tiger and wolf words is Xiao Rou talking about? !

Mu Xiaorou (′?д?｀)?: "It's grass! It's these grasses!"

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Can you stop panting when you speak, viewers who don't know will think they are on the wrong channel...

Grass? correct!

Fuck!

The rest of the people who reacted finally understood what the hell Jiang Yichen was doing!

Search to death! ! ! !

Everyone: (′?????)( ???)(??????‵)

Jie Jie Jie Jie...

At this time, General Tuci also rushed back with more than 70,000 soldiers. The mental state of the soldiers was not bad. Sexual damage.

But these Marcos can't stand it...

Originally, these Mongolian soldiers had big arms and round waists, five big and three thick, and all of them were wearing heavy armor!

The frantic rush along the way made these horses exhausted enough, and many of them were already foaming from exhaustion...

General Tuci (╬ ￣? Dish ￣? ╬): "The whole army dismounts and rests, stay put and stand by at any time!"

Ma De, I have been fooled by this wave of monkeys! If you don't do it well, you may lose your head!

This is a total of more than 20,000 people... Played to death by a second-rate outsider? When reporting the military situation, I am 100% to blame!

Seeing Tuci's depression and anger, the dog-headed military division at the side hurried forward to comfort him.

I don't know if I don't talk about it, it's okay, but when I talk about Tu Ci, I feel even more aggrieved!

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"Labor and capital have died for nothing, and they have been hanged by a stupid bird for so long! When I go back, I will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole army! Maybe you and I will sweat profusely Cut!!"

Military Adviser Tono stroked his extremely long white beard, and said with a proud smile:

"Haha, don't panic, general, the last general already has a plan in mind! Our Golden Armored Legion has been working with you all the way, and your business is our business! As long as we all hide the facts together and let the people below keep their mouths shut it is good!"

"When reporting the military situation, it was said that our army was suddenly ambushed by a surprise attack, and the opponent had a large number of people and seized the upper hand!"

"But all the soldiers of our Golden Armored Legion are brave and fearless! In the case of fighting more with less and occupying the rear, although our own side lost more than 20,000 people in the final battle, the enemy suffered more than 50,000 casualties!"

As Tono talked more and more, Tutz's eyes became brighter and brighter!

"Okay! As expected of my confidant, this time not only can save me from punishment, maybe I can even get a reward! Hahahaha!"

Talking excitedly, Tutz found something wrong:

( ?° ~ ?°) "Military division, if you say this, aren't we full of loopholes? The enemy lost more than 50,000 in battle, but we can't even take back a single head of the enemy. How can we prove it? And such a fierce battle , how could the other two legions not get any news..."

You must know that the Trident Meteor God Ridge is not just a single regiment of the Golden Armored Legion, and the three parties are patrolling together in turn!

"Hahaha, the old man naturally knows this, but it's not impossible!"

Tono said to Tutz confidently:

"We just said that the affiliation of the opponent's forces is unknown and the speed is like the wind. When they retreated, they even took away the dead without leaving any clues!! There must be ghosts in their hearts, lest we find out their origins!"

Heh bah! Ghost riding a horse to rest on such words!

Seeing General Tutz looking at him as if he was mentally retarded, Tono laughed:

"Hahaha, the general doesn't need to look at the old man with such eyes. Of course, no one will believe what he said, and the old man doesn't believe it either!"

"So there is still one last step left! That is to launch the signal for help now, and let the other two troops come to support!"

"After they arrived, we pretended that the battle was over, and the other party ran away with all the casualties, and we only needed to pretend to be exhausted after the battle!"

"When the time comes, let all the wounded stand in the front row, and cooperate with us to cry, and the two troops will surely believe it! Otherwise, how can we explain so many wounded?"

"Hehe, it's not that I'm just talking nonsense, even if you, Tuci, tell the truth, no one will believe it! You don't even believe that our more than 20,000 gold-armored heavy cavalry will all be thrown to death by an outsider's design?!"

hiss! It seems to work!