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Chapter 241 Three Birds With One Stone

Just do it!

Tutz immediately called several captains over and arranged his plan.

Sure enough, as Tono expected, everyone is a person who wants face, and no one wants to be the talk and laughing stock of other legions! Everyone raised their hands in agreement!

The main reason is that it's dead, and more than 20,000 people say it is too damn face!

Tuci directly sounded the highest-level crimson help signal flare! To be able to sit in this position today, Tu Ci is naturally a daring person! Done!

Otherwise, if Da Khan knows the truth, it will be a small matter to be dismissed from his post and receive a military stick. If Da Khan is in a bad mood, his head may fall to the ground when he steps on his horse!

On another path of the Trident Meteor Ridge, a legion of cavalry was strolling leisurely, when they suddenly saw the red signal flare in the sky!

"Fuck! Tuci is dead?!!!"

"Fuck, Chi Hong is the most urgent call for help!! No way, Jinjia Tuci is a hard character!!"

A general in silver armor immediately issued an order:

"Arrange the whole army! Arrange the silver cone array, and reach the battlefield as quickly as possible!"

"promise!"

One hundred thousand horses were ready to go immediately, the previous lazy temperament was gone in an instant, and the horse whip was so flickering!

And the other legion is farther away, at the very end of one of the trails...

"Damn!! Crimson Bullet?! Tuci won't want to finish the calf, will he?!"

"What is the background of the other party? How long has it been since we left Meteor God Ridge? Can Jinjia Tuci be pushed into such a desperate situation in just a few hours?!"

The general in red armor immediately ordered:

"Left Army, disarm the entire army! Right Army, stand in a cylindrical formation and stand by!"

"promise!"

I saw that half of its 100,000 soldiers and horses took off their heavy armor and handed them over to the soldiers and horses on the other side to guard them in place.

It's too far away, only the speed after removing the armor can rush to the battlefield in time!

"The whole army is in formation, let's go!"

This mighty torrent of steel also rushed towards Tuci's position...

Stormy!

...

"I said, Lao Jiang, the medicine you bought is not a defective product, is it? These horses have eaten so much grass, why are there no poisonous hairs?"

A certain fat man's full of expectations are about to be wiped out. These horses seem to have never eaten grass in their entire lives. They have been eating grass for so long and have not seen the drug's effect...

"Shut up! A large group of people is coming!"

An Nanjing's crouched body was pressed down again at this time, and the hearts of several people tightened, and the already depressed body became even more insignificant at this time.

"Boom boom boom"...

A whole hundred thousand cavalry passed by their left front, and the violent tremors bounced the pebbles around them high!

Before a few people could pass away from the shock, another large group of people rushed to the middle of the Trident Meteor Ridge from the front right.

Although this wave of people is not as shocking as the previous one, they are all dressed lightly and full of evil spirits!

When the three generals meet, the other two are full of question marks? ? ?

What about people? What about the enemy?

What kind of feather stuff is finished?

The atmosphere of Lao Tzu riding a horse is all set off here! You tell me that I didn't even see the shadow of the enemy?

Σ(っ °Д °;) っ damn!

The two generals finally discovered something was wrong...

Jinjia Tuci's army lost more than 20,000 horses? !

Digging! What is the background of the other party? It's so vigorous! ! And even the wounded and sick were carried away together! ?

The generals of the other two armies were extremely shocked at the same time, but also extremely grateful! Fortunately, the loss in this wave is not my own soldiers~

( ???)(???????‵) Silver Armor and Red Armor generals looked at each other and smiled, everything was said without saying anything, this wave did not lose money, but in fact it was a big profit!

The three major armies hardly get together on weekdays, because they all patrol at different times. At this time, it is rare for the three parties to gather, and naturally there will be a wave of business bragging...

Generals Yinjia and Chijia also ordered to rest in place. After all, people and horses couldn't stand the rush all the way...

In fact, the most painful thing is the horses of the Sanfang tribe, because their masters are really not human!

Ma: o???????????????(;′??Д??`)╭o???????????????

Along the way, it was rattling, groaning, flogging us crazily! After finally rushing to the cemetery, my good guy, it's actually over? I made my trip for nothing, old horse?

So these horses can only turn grief and anger into appetite at this time! Crazy eating the green grass on the ground...

Ma Yi: Whether I should say it or not, today the grass is extraordinarily flavorful. Compared with the same taste before, it seems to have more layers...

Ma Er: Indeed, if you taste it carefully, there is still a smell of sauce!

How can a horse who has never eaten "good pork" stand this kind of temptation? All of them seemed to have never eaten grass, and their posture seemed to want to eat up the whole piece of Mongolian grass before giving up...

Someone surnamed Jiang: Buy one get two free? Jie Jie Jie Jie...

Tu Ci (?  ̄? ?  ̄??): "Hahahaha! It is worthy of being a handsome horse in our grassland! The appetite is amazing, comparable to the legendary sweaty BMW!"

Chi Jia?(° ? °〃)?: "Look! You all have a look! Have you seen the most majestic big green horse? Is there anyone who knows how to do it? They've all gnawed out phantoms!"

Yinjia (??v? v??): "Hahahaha, praise, praise, that is the general's mount!"

...

When the three of them were bragging about their bullshit, there was something wrong with the horse that Tu Ci had eaten the most and for the longest time...

Strange, this is not the season for all things to mate like spring? Why is the scene filled with the smell of male hormones?

Many soldiers also gradually noticed something was wrong, these horses... seem to be in heat? ? ?

Seasonality aside, several of the stallions have already started straight...

This stuff seems to be contagious, slowly, one spreads to ten, ten spreads to hundreds...

Originally, the three generals wanted to pretend not to see, so as not to spoil the serious atmosphere of the conversation between them.

However, more and more horses began to perform, and they even developed a sense of rhythm!

Some Mongolian soldiers also dubbed it on the spot, playing black fear beatbox!

Soldier: ?(? ?° д ?°) Kang Mang: "Every time, every time, every time, every time~"

Even if the eyes can ignore it, the ears cannot refuse it! !

? ? ? ? ?

Fuck! ! !

(′?д?`)(′?д?`)(′?д?`)

What's happening here? !

I saw that the bravest big green horse that had just grazed grass became even more ferocious now! And I didn't expect that some aspects of it were even more different from ordinary "horses". It was just not taboo about meat and vegetables. It started flirting with a black stallion, and then...

Digging! What a hot eye! ! !

The little black horse bullied by Da Qing even resisted a bit, but how could the arm be twisted past the thigh?

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Da Qingma still succeeded...

Soldier: Σ_(???」∠)

"My eyes and soul are so dirty! Ugh~wow!"

The bumps along the way made the stomachs of these soldiers twitch a little, but now they saw this big scene again, and the sound of vomiting began to rise and fall...

Have you seen the scene of more than 250,000 horses mating on the spot? !

The three generals coughed dryly twice, and Tuci pulled out a very reluctant smile and said:

"General Mosa's horse...is really brave and unparalleled! The horse is like a man...ah no! It's not right to be like a horse! Anyway, that's what it means!"

Yinjia Mosa (? Yan? ╬): "What do you mean? What kind of meaning?! Did you explain it clearly to me??"

General Chijiahunchen (angry`Д′angry):

"Fuck off! Tuci, what do you mean by stepping on a horse?! That little black horse is a labor-owned horse!"

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