Our great China spans the multiverse

Chapter 504: Can this cause a car crash?

This universe, Mars, Yongri City.

This is a city that never sunsets, feels like spring all year round, and has an astonishing 90% green area. It is known as the most suitable city for human life.

This morning, Gu Rao, editor of Global Times, was sitting at the dining table at home, drinking coffee to refresh himself and looking at the smart device in his hand expectantly.

Yesterday, through a unique channel, he dug out a piece of big news that definitely caught people's attention!

Creatures discovered under the sea of ​​Ganymede!

That's right,

A type of single-celled organism that is independent from the earth and can barely be called an animal!

This is undoubtedly a discovery that can be recorded in the annals of human history, and this discovery will be reported by the Global Times for the first time in the hands of Gu Rao!

He has already thought of the news headline. This headline is absolutely wonderful and will bring his career to a new peak!

"This time, let's see what other newspapers can do to compete with us!"

The corners of Gu Rao's mouth raised high,

He seems to have seen this report blowing up the Internet!

Victory belongs to Global Times!

Ahem,

What, you mean Mars Daily?

Those are the monsters of the official media. Who can compare with the official media?

However, Gu Rao still hasn't learned one thing, that is, never open champagne at halftime!

No,

When the scheduled time is up, the press release is automatically published.

Then, then Gu Rao was dumbfounded!

Because what caught my eye were two news headlines that couldn't be said to be similar, only exactly the same.

Global Times: Human beings are not alone! New life discovered on Ganymede!

Mars Daily: Big news, humans are not alone!

Gurao:...? ? ?

Can this thing be loaded into a car? !

"Let me see what's going on!"

With his eyes widened, Gu Rao hurriedly clicked on the news published by Mars Daily and browsed the information intently.

After a few seconds, he closed his eyes in despair.

Damn it,

How could it be such a coincidence? !

Since the Global Times was born, how could the Mars Daily be born?

It’s not scary to wear matching clothes, whoever is ugly will be embarrassed!

How can the single-celled life on Ganymede be compared with extraterrestrial intelligent life?

In other words, humans are suddenly no longer alone!

Of course, with the spread of these two pieces of news,

The entire online world exploded!

"Brothers, come and watch the fun, the news is crashing!"

"Hahahaha, no, what's wrong, humans are not alone twice? I want to see what's going on!"

"Damn it, it's all breaking news, ahem, of course Mars Daily's is even more breaking news!"

"It's indeed true. Everyone started to speculate after I came into contact with the Fa!"

"Hahaha, I knew that humans are not alone. There must be alien civilizations in this universe!"

"Don't answer, don't answer!!!"

“I’m so confused by the jokes upstairs!”

"Two alien civilizations are so close to each other. Are they still at war based on the news?"

"..."

Almost instantly, the news swept across the entire human world like a mountain roar and a tsunami. Countless people stopped and paid attention to the news excitedly.

Of course, looking at the intensity of this spread,

A certain editor who had crashed his car had fainted in the toilet from crying.

It was obviously me who came first, how could this happen? ! !

Propaganda work has already begun,

This time, this universe just uses a very simple propaganda technique.

Lies won't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife.

For the Tona people,

This universe only needs to publish everything they have said, done, and what they are doing, and that is enough!

"Hey, why are there... this kind of video?"

Fang Jing, who returned to the base, looked at the scene in front of him with disgust.

In the picture, several Tona people are tearing apart the Totem Card people with pliers. The picture is extremely bloody, and the crunching sound of chewing can be heard from time to time, which makes people shudder.

"This video is so infuriating to watch, the Tona people deserve to die!"

"...It's a bit invasive, but why should I die?"

Zhou Yuan rolled his eyes,

Watching a giant scorpion tearing apart a jellyfish, do you think the scorpion deserves to die?

Isn't your ability to empathize too outstanding?

"Ahem, Brother Zhou, are you dancing to watch the video?"

Fang Jing looked at Zhou Yuan's disdainful expression and curled his lips.

Come and complain about me after reading it!

"What, there's a video ahead?"

Zhou Yuan raised his eyebrows and swiped the virtual panel in front of him forward. Sure enough, there were two more videos at the beginning!

Click on the video to play:

What you see is a clear ocean with harmonious and beautiful life of plants and animals in the water. It is simply a peaceful harbor in a dream.

"We are Totemka people, friends of mankind, how are you?"

Some childish voices came from the side of the screen,

The scene turned, and a strange creature floating on the sea surface, like a transparent quilt, emitted brilliant colorful light.

"Hey, did you see me? I'm right here!"

The colorful light suddenly changed and became more eye-catching.

"Is it okay if I say hello like this? Doesn't the simulated voice sound good?"

At this moment, the Totemka man lying on the sea asked timidly outside the screen.

"This is good, let's continue!"

Outside the screen, a familiar voice sounded, obviously a human voice.

"Oh oh oh, okay, then I'll start!"

The light on the Totemka man in the picture stopped, and he spoke with a simulated resonance cavity:

"We Totemka people are a peace-loving race. For tens of millions of years, there has never been a fight between ethnic groups. We are very happy to know that there are humans in the universe, and we are willing to interact with you..."

"Oh, I seem to have forgotten the words. What do we want?"

In the middle of the sentence, due to some nervousness, the Totemka man was actually stuck.

"It's okay, as long as the meaning is conveyed!"

Outside the screen, the middle-aged man's slightly kind encouragement sounded.

The two species get along without any barriers, but instead have a strange sense of disharmony.

Zhou Yuan smiled unconsciously when he saw this picture.

It's really that this Totemka man is too gentle, his voice is too childish, and the video is simple and real, just like a random street shot, which is easy to arouse people's empathy!

Then, it was the introduction of the Tona people.

However, as soon as Zhou Yuan opened the video, his brows couldn't help but frown:

"You two-legged bastards, I'm going to eat you!"

The violent and impatient voice of the Tona people jumped into his ears the moment he clicked on the video.

Then there was a crazy scolding, all the stinky ones,

so many scolding words that even Zhou Yuan wanted to take notes!

"This is fucking, in comparison, it seems like the Tona people are going to kill these bastards!"

Zhou Yuan remembered the scene of the Tona people biting something roughly, and he couldn't help feeling uncomfortable and angry.

In this comparison, Zhou Yuan instantly understood Fang Jing's mood just now.

These Tona people, really deserve to die!

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