Part-time as God of the Heavens

Zhou Yi looked at the taxi with the license plate number 5Q49931, and could see and hear the tender-faced young man in the beret muttering into the mirror, "I'm Kramer, Chas Kramer, you This bastard..."

If it weren't for Zhou Yi, obviously no one else would have heard these words. It can be seen that this young man should be imitating the tone and accent of some people, the kind who thinks that speaking like this is cool from the bottom of his heart.

"Chas!" A voice came from his head, from upstairs beside him, a man poking his head out.

"What's wrong?"

"Move the car back!"

"why?"

"Just move it!" The man shrank his head back after shouting.

"Okay, I'm Chas Kramer, move the car back..." Chas looked back, and moved the car back...about less than a meter.

Zhou Yi sighed and fell into deep thought.

Such a familiar scene, as well as the familiar face who just poked his head out to talk to Chas, have already determined which world this world is.

The familiar face of that man Zhou Yi had seen in the world of "Artificial Intelligence", where he was Neo, and here, if nothing else, he was John Constantine!

John · Ultimate Scum · Smoker · Exorcist · Heaven and Hell Are Registered · Teammate's Death · No Bottom Line · Constantine!

Also called Hell Detective.

So now comes the problem.

If there is nothing wrong with Zhou Yi's memory, the hell detective... seems to be from the DC universe, right?

When did it become Marvel?

Didn't I come here after receiving a call for help from a supreme mage?

Is this the supreme sorcerer who came to the DC universe, or... Is there something wrong with the cross-universe teleportation, and I accidentally set the wrong direction?

A lot of questions came to Zhou Yi's mind...but many of them were quickly ruled out. First of all, it is impossible to make mistakes in the teleportation array. Although it is only the first time to use it, Zhou Yi has sufficient confidence in the array he arranged.

"Let's pretend to be an exorcist and see the situation first..." Zhou Yi thought to himself, looking at Tony, who was still in the study space with his head drooping on the co-pilot, "It's just right, I can also practice actual combat!"

...

"Huh..." Konstantin shook his hands, and was about to leave when his gaze caught on to a painting on the wall. The red, bloodshot mirror surface was shattered, and the center looked like the tip of a spear.

"It seems that someone came before us." Just as Constantine was about to take off the painting, a voice said.

"You are?" Konstantin looked back and was stunned, but he took off the painting and folded it into the lining of his coat.

"I'm Zhou Yi, you can just call me Zhou, he is Tony Stark." Zhou Yi smiled, "We are demon hunters. We came here feeling the breath of evil, but found that you have cleared it."

"Business is about first come, first served, huh?" Constantine nodded.

"It's natural," Zhou Yi said, "But we have just arrived in this city, so I have some questions to ask. Here, I mean the atmosphere of this city... seems a bit strange?"

"It's been like this since a long time ago," Constantine frowned, looked at Zhou Yi and Tony's clothes, and walked outside, "Half-angels and those mixed-race demons are here, of course the breath will not be normal, but this It's a little strange this time, that low-level magic soldier wants to cross the boundary and come to this world, I almost feel that he can succeed."

Because Zhou Yi and Tony had different looks and clothes, Constantine was still willing to talk to them more.

"Heaven, hell, and this world, the boundaries between the three worlds are very thin. It's normal if such things happen because of some strange rituals or physiques." Zhou Yi nodded, "Thank you for your answer, I look forward to coming back... By the way, This is my phone number, if you have any problems with demons, you can call this number."

"..." Constantine frowned and looked at the business card.

"I believe you have also noticed something is wrong. To be honest, I have a bad premonition. The storm is coming, but I have nowhere to look for it. Some kind of guidance brought me here, and I just happened to meet you. "Zhou Yi said, "If it is really a devil in hell or something else that wants to make something happen, as demon hunters, we should help each other."

"...Besides the devil in hell, what else is there?" Constantine's eyes moved slightly, and the feeling Zhou Yi said matched his feeling, so he took the business card and asked by the way.

"Except for devils, they are naturally angels." Zhou Yi shrugged, "Who knows? Anyway, I don't like anything that is not human."

"At least you are not a Christian," said Constantine. "I am Constantine, John Constantine."

"Obviously you are not either." Zhou Yi smiled, "I look forward to seeing you later... Let's investigate other things first."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Yi took Tony and left.

"Strange person..." Constantine stared at Zhou Yi and Tony who left. With his spiritual eyes, he could see the mana on Zhou Yi and Tony. He was obviously not a liar, and his words were a little... intriguing?

A Christian...Konstantin is indeed not, although he started to pray like a true Christian very early on, and spared no effort to solve the incidents of demons invading the world in an attempt to let his soul enter heaven after death, but he Know that your real purpose is not to get into heaven, but to keep out of hell.

It sounds like there is no difference, but in fact there is an essential difference between the two - one is the heart of heaven and has a devout belief, and the other is the fear of hell and just regards heaven as a choice to escape.

"Who is that?" A fat priest came over.

"Exorcist, demon hunter, someone with real strength." Constantine took out a cigarette and lit it.

"I don't think I've seen... from other cities before?" The fat priest scratched his head.

"I need help, Father," Constantine said, smoking a cigarette.

"You? Need me?" The priest was stunned, then grabbed the necklace hanging around his neck and began to mutter something.

"Your ritual is wrong, it doesn't work," Constantine interrupted him mercilessly, "I mean help me keep an eye on the radio, and newspapers, or whatever, use your ability to find evil , I can feel that something unusual is happening... Huh... That's it."

"Okay." The priest watched Constantine leave without saying a word. Constantine's fighting strength had already determined that what he said was right. After all, he was the only man in the hunting team with fighting strength.

...

"What does this mean?" Tony asked suspiciously, "I thought we were going to have a big battle."

"You are right, there is indeed a big battle coming, and it will definitely be bigger than you can imagine." Zhou Yi pondered for a while, "But I still have something to verify, so we need to hide it for the time being." Strength and identity, it just so happens that you are also here to train and learn magic... In this way, my current identity is a demon hunter who can detect all kinds of auras and has no combat effectiveness. The main function is to assist you, and you are the two of us The combat force in the small group is in charge of fighting those monsters head-on!"

"...Identity play is fine, but I think I still need a weapon." Tony said, "If it's against the devil or angel you just mentioned..."

"Don't worry, of course we have weapons!" Zhou Yi took out a wooden stick and handed it to Tony, "Thirteen and two-thirds inches long, phoenix feather, sycamore wood, the texture is very hard after special treatment, and it has the latest deformation ability , the deformation speed is quite fast, which has improved the previous problem that the physical attack could not be launched quickly due to the slow deformation speed! The gold hoops at both ends are also made of the latest magic alloy, which is not only hard in texture, but also condenses magic and amplifies the magic effect. It is also very outstanding! The price is only one hundred Galleons!"

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"...What is this?" Tony was confused by Zhou Yi's fluent and fast words, and asked in a daze, "What is Galleon? Is it a currency?"

"This is just a magician's usual props in the world I have been to before. It is similar to the ring you use when you open the portal. It is used to assist the use of magic," Zhou Yi said with emotion. "At that time, I just created After finishing this, some things ended up leaving, so this batch of products has not been sold yet... Isn't this a rehearsal of the advertisement for you!"

"...How do I use this thing?" Tony chose to ignore a bunch of useless information in Zhou Yi's words, and went straight to the point.

This is the method he has summed up since dealing with Zhou Yi during this period... Even if he is as smart as he is, sometimes he can't keep up with Zhou Yi's unrestrained ideas. Of course, the main reason is that he does not have enough information, not Zhou Yi's brain. The circuit is different from ordinary people.

"It's very simple!" Zhou Yi told Tony how to use the wand one by one - most of the time was spent on describing the [special functions] of the wand, such as automatic lighting, and the ability to get bigger, thicker and harder. Come to knock people, the body of the stick comes with a variety of enchanting modes, which can automatically select the restraint attribute according to the opponent's attribute or can be operated manually, and the most classic function, self-destruct!

"Wait, I can understand the previous ones, what's the matter with this self-explosion?" Tony asked.

"Explosion is art, and I'm just implementing a will." Zhou Yi said with emotion.

"Let me guess, which world's will is this from?" Tony took the wand in Zhou Yi's hand and waved it, and found that the hand felt unexpectedly suitable, and there was a feeling similar to... Blessing to the soul, an incomparable fit. In my heart, it seems that this magic wand is tailor-made for me, and it feels like one body when I hold it in my hand.

"I guessed wrong, not from one, but from many," Zhou Yi said, "The greatest fear of human beings comes from the lack of firepower, and explosions, as the most common means of killing humans, are naturally the most popular! Alright, Let’s not talk about it... well, now I am an auxiliary demon hunter in charge of finding devils... let’s go, start your first actual combat on the magic side!”

Tony has no objection to this. If it were an ordinary person, he might still want to practice with a wand for a while, but he is the one who said something like "sometimes you have to learn to run before you learn to walk"!

Those who can say such things either have absolute confidence in themselves and really have that strength, or they are fools.

Apparently Tony wasn't an idiot.

He thinks he is strong!

...

"Two more demon hunters came out of nowhere..." In the building where Zhou Yi and Constantine left one after another, a blond man in a suit and leather shoes with Moss' hair fixed down looked down and said softly, frowning. , a coin rolled back and forth on his right finger, at a faster and faster speed, and was finally grabbed by him.

"I've never heard of it before. The magical reaction doesn't seem to be very strong. It shouldn't be something difficult to deal with, and it shouldn't have any impact." Balthazar went downstairs, "Let's solve Constantine's side first, absolutely. I can't let this guy mess things up... soon, soon, once the plan is successful, I will be the biggest contributor!"

...

"What's the matter with angels and devils, do we have them in our universe?" Tony asked in the car.

"Yes, but it's not the same as here," Zhou Yi said after thinking for a while, "In this universe, people's souls belong to heaven or hell after death, but in the universe before you and me, people die The final soul belongs to death, that is the law of nature, heaven and hell... are just two powerful dimensions, it seems that the gods representing death in this universe have not yet appeared, otherwise this behavior will trigger a war of gods ..."

"Meaning, they're illegal," Tony said.

"...That's it." Zhou Yi pondered for a while, nodded and said, "Maybe I know what I'm asking for help this time..."

"what?"

"You just said that they are illegal." Zhou Yi smiled, "Angels, demons, and humans are not the same kind of creatures, so...why should the decision to think about human souls after death be left to the people?" What do they decide?"

"Now I believe that what you are going to do is a big event." Tony quickly heard the meaning of Zhou Yi's words.

"Ann, it's not at the level of destroying planets, although it's not like I haven't done that kind of thing..."

"Have you destroyed a planet??!"

"There are no living things. In order to trap a living thing that might threaten the universe. It's not the universe you know. Don't worry." Zhou Yi said, "In short, you just need to know that I am qualified to participate in such a big event... you All you have to do is practice your magic!"

Zhou Yi began to look forward to the upcoming battle.

As a human being, Zhou Yi doesn't have a good impression of heaven or hell. Of course, he must have a good impression of heaven in comparison.

But obviously, this time, things are different from the original book. This difference does not refer to the arrival of Zhou Yi and Tony, but something else...from Zhou Yi's intuition.

Whatever the difference!

It's time to do something big!

ps: Do things, do things!

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