Part-time as God of the Heavens

"Ahem..." Constantine coughed, and cold raindrops fell from the sky on his body, but no amount of coldness could match the chill in his heart.

He got his physical examination report from the hospital - lung cancer was terminal, and the doctor directly asked him to go back to prepare for his funeral.

Then he went to the church, found Gabriel who was in charge of passing on the beauty of the world to God, and asked him if he could go to heaven after death.

But the final answer was - no.

Damn it!

Constantine is in a very bad mood. He has been hunting demons since he was fifteen years old. Until now, there are countless demons in the whole hell who have been sent back by his own hands. So many achievements can’t be seen in the world. Eligibility for heaven after death?

Those so-called believers are allowed to enter just by praying?

What kind of shit is this!

While bursting with anger, he was also afraid in his heart that he might go to hell after death... He killed so many devils, if his soul still went to hell after death, wouldn't he be tortured forever?

Damn it!

"Ahem..." Konstantin took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth, took out the lighter and wanted to light it, but at this moment he felt something was wrong, as if there was something... in his on clothes?

Constantine looked over his left shoulder and found that it was a Dongting Lake hairy crab!

Well, to be precise, it's a demonized creature exuding a faint dark aura... but it's also a crab!

Where did this thing come from?

Konstantin shook off the harmless crab, frowned, but started to cough violently again, coughing so badly that he fell to his knees on the ground, feeling like he was about to cough up his lungs.

"Brother, can I borrow a fire? Brother?" A voice came from the side.

When he was coughing badly, Constantine didn't think much about it, he took out his lighter from his pocket and was about to hand it over.

The next second, he realized that something was wrong, but it was too late, that person, or rather, the devil from hell, grabbed his hand and pinned him to the ground!

If it weren't for being restricted by some powerful holy objects carried by Constantine at any time, this devil composed of various monsters and bugs would only need this opportunity to kill him!

Constantine struggled to get rid of the lighter on the side. As an exorcist, he naturally wanted to use all the parts of his body that could be used to the extreme, such as this lighter, but Constantine had been in the church for a long time. All kinds of magic circle engravings are also added, and even the oil used in it has been baptized by the bishop like holy water, and has real effects! What is ignited should be called a holy flame!

Of course, the bishop of the church has never provided this kind of service...so the origin of these fuel...is not so authentic, but whatever, it's effective anyway, and it's used to exorcise demons, the Lord will forgive them !

As for whether it will or not, it is not clear, but anyway, Constantine doesn't care about that now.

However, the devil pressing on him and trying to break through the defenses of those sigils and holy objects to kill Constantine also sensed what Constantine wanted to do, and pressed hard on Constantine's hand, "Don't meddle in your own business! Demon hunting Man! Otherwise you'll be tormented by me in hell!"

"Even if I go to hell, it won't be my turn to be tortured by a lowly demon like you! Idiot!" Constantine replied, and the suppressed hand was still a little bit short of getting the lighter, so he simply gave up. Grab the closer wooden stick and throw it at that lowly lemur!

However, before his wooden stick hit the villian's head, a voice sounded from the side—"Shenfeng Wuying!"

Something like a sharp knife was drawn in the air, and Constantine watched as the lemur was cut in half—but only the cut part died, and the rest could still move. After all, this The lemurs are composed of controlling a group of bugs.

"It doesn't seem to work," Constantine heard the voice say again.

"Don't you see it's a bunch of worms or something? Unless you chop everything up in two ends."

"I know, I'm just going to try it, it's honestly disgusting..."

"Use holy water! Is there any holy water?" Constantine couldn't help it, please, I'm still fighting! Life and death crisis! What's the matter with your casual tone like chatting there!

"What is holy water?"

"Let me think about it...Holy water is something that exorcises evil spirits. Generally speaking, it is the water blessed by bishops and priests, and the dew from the pool at the entrance of the church seems to be included."

"Sounds casual, does it really work?"

"You can go to the church next to it and find some to try."

Hearing that Constantine was almost not killed by the devil but was pissed to death by these two people. He heard the voice and heard that it was the two people who claimed to be exorcists that he met in the afternoon, but he didn't expect that it was actually An exorcist who doesn't even know holy water?

What a novice it must be!

But fortunately, the power of the evil demon that was broken into two halves was greatly reduced. In fact, Constantine was suppressed at the beginning because he had no strength due to his own body or was seized by a sneak attack. That ghoul was thrown out!

"Catch the ball successfully!" Tony changed a spell, this time it is not the magic in the "Harry Potter" world, so there is no need to shout... In fact, the magic in the Harry Potter world can be used without shouting Yes, but Tony thinks it's more handsome that way.

Of course Zhou Yi is up to him, he is cool for a while, and after the crematorium, record the video and edit it, that's another one million dollars!

Under the effect of the magic Tony used this time, the lemure was directly fixed in the air, unable to move.

"Huh... what kind of magic tool is that?" Constantine stood up, patted the water on his body, and noticed the wand in Tony's hand.

"I made this from the cross on which Jesus was bound." Zhou Yi introduced proudly.

"Wow... I happen to have a piece of holy shroud that wrapped the body of Jesus here." Constantine couldn't help but reveal a hint of greed when he looked at the wand.

"In this way, the body of Jesus is still short of the death scene of the Son of God, huh?" Zhou Yi chuckled.

"Uh... Excuse me, what should I do with this thing?" Tony asked.

"Come on, it's time for you to go out and exorcise a demon." Zhou Yi commanded Constantine.

"This thing doesn't even need to be exorcised. It's just a low-level demon. It can only be solved by borrowing the bodies of these small creatures and being hit by a car." Constantine took out a pack of cigarettes, He took out one and put it in his mouth, took out the lighter and lit it.

"You don't understand this, it's a bit too wasteful!" Zhou Yi shook his head.

"What do you mean?"×2

Constantine and Tony both expressed their bewilderment.

"It's very simple. Look, except for those bugs, everything else is in good condition!" Zhou Yi came to the lemur controlled by Tony in mid-air, and stretched out his hand to grab a big crab out of it, "Look , the shell is so smooth, so vibrant, and the size is so big, this is an excellent ingredient!"

Constantine: "!!!"

After a while.

"I'm really out of my mind to do this..." Constantine walked in front, smoking a cigarette and shaking his head, feeling that there was something wrong with him... He was really serious under Zhou Yi's bewitching Use the exorcism ritual to expel that inferior demon back to hell. According to Zhou Yi's words, it is [purifying ingredients]!

Then I even picked out a bunch of venomous snakes, crabs, and some unfamiliar seafood from the bunch of bugs... I have to say, the quality is indeed the best, very vibrant!

Such a thing was definitely not done because Zhou Yi said that he came from Huaguo and mastered a lot of cooking methods... Absolutely not!

Constantine glanced at the big bag in Zhou Yi's hand, and swallowed silently. People from a foodie country... must be good at cooking, right?

But before that, he still needed to do some things, so he came to this place, and Zhou Yi and Tony simply followed, and they arrived at Papa Midnight's bar.

"Little boy riding a bicycle." Constantine entered the bar after answering the pattern on the poker card shown by the gatekeeper, which only those with magical powers can see through. Zhou Yi and Tony also answered one after another, and walked in. .

"Papa Midnight's bar is a bar that is only open to bastards and superpowers. Because it only maintains neutrality, it is supported by half-angels and half-demons." Constantine whispered to Zhou Yi and Tony, "When you meet those disgusting Bastards for sure, but don't do it first."

"I understand, I understand, we are definitely not bloodthirsty people!" Zhou Yi nodded seriously.

"Me neither." Tony nodded.

Constantine: "..."

Although it looks very sincere, why do the two feel completely different to themselves?

His feeling was right, because at this moment Tony and Zhou Yi were exchanging ideas.

[Tony: I feel very uncomfortable here.

Zhou Yi: Me too, half angel, half devil...too confusing

Tony: Is that blood? I smell blood!

Zhou Yi: Not only blood, but human blood... They are still eating human flesh, it doesn't look fresh.

Tony: Don't you feel anything? Won't you kill them?

Zhou Yi: How come, it's just that it's not the time yet... wait a minute, let's destroy what should be destroyed together, don't worry, you will have a chance to make a move when the time comes]

"Forget it, you'd better go in with me." Constantine made a decision, and then led the two into Papa Midnight's office.

"Long time no see, Constantine, do you want to sell any relics?" Father Midnight didn't get up when he saw that Constantine had arrived.

"Don't do that. There are a lot of things to do now, too busy." Constantine took two chairs and handed them to Zhou Yi and Tony, and pulled one to sit down.

"That's...seafood?" Father Midnight noticed the bag Zhou Yi was carrying, and then saw the faces of the two of them, "Your face, Konstantin, why don't you introduce me?"

"The skills of the two demon hunters are very... not bad." Constantine thought for a while and gave a good evaluation, and then went straight to the point, "I just dealt with a demon soldier this afternoon, and the bastard was attached to a The girl's body wants to break through the barrier."

"Very good, the technology is still there?" Father Midnight took a puff of cigarette and smiled.

Constantine just stared at him.

"...Don't tell me you thought he could succeed." Father Midnight realized what Constantine wanted to say.

"Just as I was on my way to Ferronigue Street, I was attacked by a devil."

"It's normal for you not to be liked by them. How many demons have you driven out?" Father Midnight said.

"Mi Nai, I'm not talking about that kind of bastard, not that kind of half-demon, but that kind of real devil. Although it's just a low-end devil, he did appear here, in this world." Kang Standing looked into the big bag in Zhou Yi's hand, "That's the evidence, part of it."

"...I don't think I need to remind you that this is impossible. Devils can only stay in hell, and angels can only stay in heaven. This has been an agreement since ancient times. It has always been like this and has never changed." Midnight Dad said.

"Thank you for the history lesson you gave me, but I am more willing to believe my eyes." Constantine said, "I did see it."

"It's impossible, maybe your judgment is wrong," Father Midnight said with a frown, "Maybe it's just because of your poor health..."

"Well... Excuse me, I have a question." A voice said.

"...I don't like people who are rude...but it's okay for the first time, you say it." Father Midnight said.

"Thank you. In fact, this question may seem ridiculous to you, but what I want to ask is... why can angels only stay in heaven and devils only in hell?"

"... Huh?" Father Midnight looked at Constantine, "It seems that history lessons are very necessary."

"God and the devil made a bet. The bet is the souls of all human beings. The agreement is that they cannot directly enter the world, but can only exert influence, and then see who will win in the end." Constantine explained.

"Then...why do human souls...have to be bet by God and the devil?" Zhou Yi asked again.

As soon as this question came out, the office fell into silence for an instant.

This question is too simple, but because it is too simple, no one has ever thought about this question, and no one has ever questioned such a situation.

"Why does the human soul go to hell instead of going to heaven?" Zhou Yi continued, with a trace of fanaticism in his eyes, "the human soul should belong to human beings, to nature...whether heaven or hell...they are Not human, not a species, why, human beings are born to be restricted by them and cannot resist?"

This wave of trouble requires both sides to fight!

ps: Ulla!

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