Pastor's Tantra

Two o'clock midnight.

Aiwass was carried by Mrs. Grace onto the swing in the yard. Sherlock, Lily and Maxim were all watching.

Lady Grace looks and dresses small. Although I couldn't tell how old she was, she looked like a college student.

Because of this, Aiwass had no idea about Mrs. Grace's height before - especially since she always looked petite next to Maxim, who was 2.5 meters tall.

——But now being held by Mrs. Grace, Aiwass suddenly realized that she was indeed a pure-blood elf. When she hugged Aiwass, she pinched Aiwass's ribs, as lightly as if she was holding a small cat or dog.

Aiwass noticed that she even subconsciously raised her little fingers. Even the ring finger didn't exert much force.

She sat on the swing and put Aiwass on her lap. Then he took out a small bottle from his chest and fed the wine to Aiwass.

She whispered: "Be good, drink it in one go. Drink it quickly."

"Hmm."

Aiwass responded in a muffled voice, reaching out to hold the bottle himself.

The wine - or rather the drink tasted pretty good. It tastes like an apple-flavored champagne.

It has a wine taste, but not too heavy; it's very sweet, and has plenty of bubbles... It can be said that it has an endless aftertaste, just like other wines from the Theocracy, it tastes very good. Except for the first sip that almost made Aiwass choke...after that, Aiwass simply drank the bottle by himself.

This bottle was about 600 ml. After drinking it, Aiwass burped.

But just as he was hiccupping, he suddenly felt that the whole world had become weird.

Time seemed to be stretched out - his hiccups were distorted, like a recording that had been slowed down several times. Under the moonlight at night, the originally dark courtyard turned dim in an instant.

Then Mrs. Grace began to swing on the swing.

The moment the swing rose, Aiwass felt as if his body was flying.

"My body is so light..."

That strange feeling made Aiwass couldn't help but open his eyes wide.

He felt as if the gas in the sparkling wine had turned him into a big balloon. If he hadn't been caught by Mrs. Grace, he would have floated directly.

When the swing passed through the heights for the second time, the feeling of rising reached a balance with the falling at a certain moment. He felt as if he was frozen in mid-air and would float like this until eternity.

But the next moment, Aiwass felt that he was beginning to "leak air."

He suddenly opened his eyes and realized that he was in another world.

It was a world with unusually rich colors, just like in a cartoon - to put it simply, it was like entering a second dimension. The style of painting is completely different from the previous world.

This is the first time Aiwass has entered the kingdom of fairies.

It's not night here, but noon. The sunlight was so bright that it was almost blinding, and there were not many shadows visible at a glance.

This is an emerald green world that doesn't look too big, just like a garden.

On one side of the street is the extremely gorgeous, golden Crystal House. The house is not big, it can even be said to be small - probably less than thirty square meters. The clean path in the grassy area at the door is so narrow that only children can walk comfortably. If an adult walks around here, I'm afraid he'll have to walk on the ground or on the grass, or he'll have to walk like a cat.

Aiwass was floating in the air and was leaking air while falling. His whole body was like a balloon, with white air constantly leaking out of his mouth and nose.

In this case, maybe...

An idea suddenly occurred to him, and he covered his mouth with his hand. Then Aiwass's whole body gradually swelled up, as if he had turned into a big fat man. Aiwass, who was still falling slowly, suddenly swayed slightly and floated steadily in the air.

Relying on the bird's-eye view, Aiwass looked carefully for a few times and realized that it turned out to be a candy house! The dark golden crystal-like exterior wall is made of some kind of syrup, the floor inside is made of wafer biscuits, and the bed is made of soft white bread. Its roof is a thick layer of chocolate cake, and several goblins are flying on the roof patiently pouring syrup.

Seeing Aiwass floating in the air like a balloon from a distance, they suddenly became energetic and flew over.

"It's a human balloon!"

"What a big human!"

"Will it explode if you poke it?"

"So fat, like bread."

"Can't he talk?"

The goblins were chattering, while Aiwass covered his mouth and looked down at the ground, slowly spitting out gas and descending to the height.

At this moment, a clear voice came: "He is my friend!"

Aiwass and the goblins looked over.

I saw Mrs. Grace flying out from nowhere. There is a pair of withered leaf butterfly wings behind her, making her look like a larger fairy.

She even became a little younger - she became like a little girl of twelve or thirteen years old, and her height became shorter than Aiwass. She seemed to have an unrealistic filter on her body, which made her look like a "high-quality cosplayer in a photo." But the surrounding area happens to be the "two-dimensional world", so her existence becomes reasonable.

Even the weirdly small clothes she wore before became normal. Those are clothes that are difficult for normal people to wear, but they are just right in the fairy kingdom.

"—Grace!"

A blue fairy flew over and said bluntly: "Your new wings are so ugly!"

"Like leaves!"

"It's still withered!"

The other goblins were also chirping.

But there are also a very small number of goblins who disagree with the opinions of other goblins: "I think this is pretty good."

"That's right! I've never seen wings that don't light up!"

Humans know what it means to be polite, tactful, and polite—but fairies have no such concept.

If it looks good, it looks good; if it doesn’t look good, it doesn’t look good.

Aiwass slowly lost his breath and landed safely on the grass.

The gardener goblin who took care of the grass before was not angry because of this. He just flew over in surprise: "What a beautiful human!"

Immediately, the other goblins abandoned the infant Grace and flew over in a flurry.

"It really is!"

"Okay, this is my friend, you are not allowed to rob him!"

"It doesn't matter what you say, I have the final say!"

"It doesn't count if you say so!"

The goblins immediately got into a group and began to read endlessly.

And Aiwass tentatively reached out and grabbed it in the void - and sure enough, a mirror immediately appeared in his hand.

——This shows that he is not a person who sneaked in from the fairy cave, but a guest invited in by the fairy, so he also has the ability to make his wishes come true to a certain extent!

Aiwass took a mirror and looked at himself, because he was really curious about what his "two-dimensional image" looked like, and whether it was exactly the same as Aiwass in the game——

He looked in the mirror and his expression suddenly became a little subtle.

The answer is, not quite.

"But this face... doesn't look like a good person."

Aiwass murmured.

I don’t know if it’s because Aiwass in the game doesn’t have the level of Consecrated Path, but Aiwass at that time looked far less “good-looking” than he does now. Nowadays, he is so beautiful that he is even a little gorgeous.

To describe it, the game version of Aiwass is very suitable for wearing rimless glasses and has the literary and artistic temperament of a scholar; while the Fairy Kingdom version of Archbishop Aiwass, if he squints his eyes, he will give people an inhumane look. Riddler Lao Yinbi's sense of déjà vu. It's like the type of fighting against friendly forces in the early stage, and then counterattacking with conspiracy in the later stage.

Aiwass even felt that if a game was to have a final villain, it wouldn't feel out of place even if it was set to his own face.

For a moment, Aiwass even had a hint of doubt about himself - Do I look like a villain?

Seeing Aiwass looking in the mirror, Grace also looked at Aiwass with some surprise. He seemed a little surprised that he had adapted to the unique rules of the Fairy Kingdom so quickly.

Innocence.

good.

interesting.

——If you meet these three conditions, your dreams will come true.

Aiwass snapped his fingers, and the solemn crimson archbishop's robe disappeared. New clothes appeared with the light, and he once again changed into the priest's uniform he wore when he was still in school.

Then Aiwass snapped his fingers again, and the clothes disappeared. He put on a pair of more friendly, neighborhood clothes - a reddish-brown, low-key and luxurious shirt underneath, and a sleeveless sweater knitted by the Queen on the outside.

Aiwass looked in the mirror again and smiled with satisfaction.

This looks much gentler.

Sure enough, it’s a matter of the bishop’s robe!

The fairies were not surprised at the new clothes that Aiwass had conjured up, but commented: "It seems not as beautiful as before."

"Ordinary beauty! I still want to be friends with you!"

"My name is Lilia, what's your name, human!"

"My name is Aiwass..."

While Aiwass was talking, a golden meteor suddenly flew from the distance - it seemed to be very powerful, but in fact it hit behind Aiwass very lightly, causing his body to sway slightly.

"he is my friend!"

Fairy Nelim flew over, lay on Aiwass's shoulder and bared her teeth at the others: "You are not allowed to be his friend!"

"You're too young, Nelim."

"How do you know Aiwass?"

"Did you sneak away to play?"

"His Majesty said that underage fairies are not allowed to go out to play!"

The adult goblins were not afraid, but immediately united their camp and issued righteous instructions.

Mixing with these goblins, Aiwass felt that his mood seemed to have improved a lot.

His face was full of smiles before he knew it.

"Everyone!"

Grace raised her hand to interrupt the quarrel among the goblins: "We are here to see Her Majesty the Queen! Who can take us for a ride!"

"I'm coming!" "I'm coming!"

The goblins suddenly became excited, as if they regarded it as a sacred mission.

But then, they all said in unison: “Let’s come together!

"Come this way!"

The next moment, a crystal clear rainbow bridge emerged from Aiwass' feet and stretched into the clouds in an arc.

Aiwass squatted down seriously and touched this extremely illusory Rainbow Bridge.

Just when Grace wanted to come over and explain seriously that this thing can move as long as the mind is empty, and there is no need to be afraid... Aiwass suddenly reached out and twisted the rainbow bridge, and then put it in his mouth to taste.

He raised his hands and loudly declared, "Sweet!"

"Sweet!"

"Watch me turn it into sourness!"

"you dare!"

The goblins suddenly got into a fuss.

Looking at Aiwass's appearance, Grace was in a daze for a moment.

Her mind was filled with the steady, intelligent, and imposing appearance of Aiwass before... But now, Aiwass was like a child.

...even more like a child than she, the inheritor of fairy magic.

She was just distracted and almost missed the point - she almost missed the Rainbow Bridge.

If you are too heavy-minded and realistic and don’t believe in miracles, you won’t be able to walk on this Rainbow Bridge at all. She can only maintain her childlike innocence by inheriting spells and avoid incurring the hostility and resentment of the goblins.

But……

She watched Aiwass striding onto the Rainbow Bridge surrounded by fairies, and her eyes widened immediately.

Archbishop Aiwass...should be an adult human, right?

…Does such a grown-up person still believe in fairy tales and miracles?