People Are Collapsing Iron And Possessing All Realms

Fontaine.

North of Fontainebleau and east of Mount Mansours.

In a certain camp of fools.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch! It hurts! It hurts me so much! Gently, gently!"

Lying on a simple hospital bed in the camp, a certain Brother Thunder Hammer was grinning and making a mournful sound.

The lady with a hidden mirror who was standing next to him and bandaging him said helplessly: "If you struggle like this, I can't treat your wound at all.

"But it hurts so much!"

The tall and powerful Brother Lei Chui had tears in his eyes.

The lady hiding the mirror lamented.

The curtain of the tent was suddenly opened, and a wind servant limped in.

"Doctor! Doctor! Help me!"

The lady with hidden mirror hurried forward, helped Feng Yongren to the side and sat down, then sighed: "What's wrong with you?"

"Fifty-eight-seven is not the water god!" Feng Yuren cursed, "I don't know why I'm crazy. I was just patrolling next door, but she was nice. She rushed up to me without saying a word and started beating me again and again. If you don't move, you can't escape..."

"Please bear with it a little longer." The lady with a hidden mirror shook her head helplessly, "The executive officer will be here soon.

As soon as he finished speaking, a scream suddenly came from outside, followed by a clanging alarm.

"Everyone, run!"

"The water god is here to cause trouble again!"

"Silly children! Don't stand still! Run--run--ah--!!"

The three people who were still in the tent suddenly turned pale with fear. The Lady with the Hidden Mirror hurriedly ran out of the tent. Sure enough, she saw constant roars coming from the road halfway up the mountain in front of her, and the team of fools she was in was peeing and escaping in panic. .

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha......!"

On the mountain road, Funina put her hands on her waist and smiled happily.

A group of guerrillas fired at her from a distance unbelievingly. As a result, the bullet suddenly hit a water-blue barrier not far in front of Funina.

"Huh? Not only did you not surrender, you actually dared to fight back against the great Water God Fukalos?"

Funina raised her eyebrows, took out a small hand, took out the latest M1917 Lockson-made Smith & Wesson from Interstellar Peace Company, pointed it at the fire guerrilla, and pulled the trigger.

The pale high-energy particle beam flashed, and the Foolish Fire Gun guerrillas stared blankly at the rock next to them that had been melted to the point of almost completely disappearing. They threw the musket in their hands decisively on the ground, raised their hands and shouted: "The Great Fukalos Long live Lord Water God!"

With him taking the lead, the fools who had not had time to escape threw away their weapons and shouted one by one:

"I will always love the great Lord Fukalos!"

"Lord Water God, you are our only sun!"

"Ah! The abundant water elemental power makes my ice fat spin!"

Funina wrinkled her nose and clicked her tongue.

Really, are these guys going too fast?

She hasn't had enough.

Thinking of this, Fu Nina walked up to the Fire Gun guerrilla who surrendered first with a stinking look on her face and asked: "Shouldn't you be loyal to your executive officer?"

The Fire Gun guerrilla said solemnly: "You know, Mr. Fukalos, you are the object of my worship. I have dreamed of fighting alongside you countless times. In my eyes, you are incredibly powerful. I think if I can serve you... You fight and I will exert greater strength. Sometimes it is difficult to make a decision, but I decided to bring my talents to Fontaine. As for the executive officer? I'm sorry, I am not familiar with her."

Fonina:

She admitted that she was embarrassed by the praise.

If we want to talk about why this situation happened now, it is naturally because when Bai Yu sent Funina back, he considered that the Lord Water God did not have any fighting ability, so he left some good things for her.

For example, a portable energy shield (simulating the water element) that can adapt to the environment and automatically trigger when faced with an attack, a high-energy particle gun that can instantly melt even the hardest metal, a high-wave vibration lightsaber, and one that can be connected by consciousness. The controlled military smart bird and the supporting two hundred air-to-ground missiles...

After getting these things, Wu Ningna almost ran out of Fontaine Pavilion excitedly early the next morning to find the local legend who had beaten her up.

After successfully beating the guy until he cried for his mother, Funina blew the muzzle of the gun and exclaimed: Hey! That Villette! This thing is much better than the Eye of God!

——Although she actually doesn’t have the Eye of God at all [Navilet was not present in the city at all at that time0…

At first, Funina seemed clumsy. After all, she actually had no combat experience at all, but it didn't matter. The automatically triggered energy shield could guarantee that she would never be harmed. The sense of peace of mind couldn't be compared to being shielded by the old man himself.

This gave Funina unlimited trial and error costs.

Then?

There's no after that.

The active fools in Fontaine ushered in the most miserable days since they began their mission.

Almost every once in a while, Fu Nina would run out of Fontaine Pavilion and have fun outside. In the eyes of the fools, this strange water god is now as insane as any dog ​​passing by would be kicked by her (Fools) multiple perspectives).

If Funina directly killed them, they would probably retreat, but Funina was just having fun, and would leave happily after bullying people.

Later, the fools learned the lesson. Once they couldn't run away, they immediately dropped their weapons and surrendered with their hands raised.

"I don't know why I seem to be so skilled at doing this kind of surrender in Fontaine."

This was the assessment given afterwards by the first fool who tried to surrender directly.

By the way, he was born in Fontaine.

Funina was just as they expected, as long as she surrendered, she would stop and leave - and then come back to cause trouble again a few days later...

"So... Master Fukalos, did you have fun today?"

3.5 The Fire Gun guerrilla soldier rubbed his hands together and sneered like a bitch.

"If you haven't had enough fun, why don't you guys play with you again? We are preparing to have a banquet, do you want to give me a reward?"

Funina put her hands on her hips: "Aren't you afraid that your executive officer will cause trouble for you later?"

"Executive officer? Who? You said you're not familiar with it." The Fire Gun guerrilla shook his head decisively.

"Really?" Funina pointed behind the Fire Gun guerrilla, "But the way she looks at you seems to be quite familiar to me."

Firegun Guerrilla:

"Jalstorich."

The "servant" Arecino, who came behind the guerrilla at some unknown time, whispered in an emotionless voice:

"Didn't we just meet yesterday?"

Servant: You're not familiar with it, are you? Now I'll make your whole body familiar!