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Men's and women's status not only in Egypt, but throughout the Arab world ... is not very equal.

These men smoke hookah, play mahjong, and drink black tea here from morning to night every day, pushing everything to the women at home, and neither they nor their women take it for granted.

It is not right to say that they do nothing every day. For example, they often greet tourists passing by and invite tourists to smoke hookahs, drink black tea, and play mahjong. However, the hookah cannot be smoked in vain, and the black tea cannot be smoked in vain, even if tourists take a sip and pay for it. As for Mahjong ... If you can play Egyptian Mahjong with the Egyptians, it is considered a gifted talent, and it is more likely that you lost even your pants.

Most locals in Egypt's popular tourist destination believe that foreign tourists are chickens running from their doorsteps.

Besides, tourists have money. Can people with no money come to travel?

One yuan is almost equivalent to three Egyptian pounds. A cigarette would cost 200 Egyptian pounds.

If tourists are deceived by their illusions of hospitality, or if they smoke hookah and drink black tea purely out of curiosity, there is almost no possibility of leaving without paying.

These men are sitting here every day, leisurely eating and sleeping to kill tourists, but they also earn a lot of money. When they return to their homes, they can still live on their own.

Although Zhang Zi'an didn't know what their ideas were, for health reasons, they didn't smoke their cigarettes or drink their tea, which made them unable to start blackmailing.

They blackmailed other Chinese tourists and were no stranger to such things as cleansing oil, but never heard of any emperor version of cleansing oil. They became curious for a moment and forgot the great cause of the people for a while.

After careful observation, they found that the box of cool oil in Zhang Zi'an's hands was indeed different from what they had seen before. The freshness and elegance revealed a glorious style, and their eyes became hotter-in fact, this was because other Chinese tourists were not mad To the extent that wholesale cool oil from Pin Xi Xi to foreign friends.

"What is the emperor's version of cool oil? It's for the Chinese emperor?" They asked in Arabic eloquently.

Zhang Zi'an couldn't understand what they were talking about, but Richard could understand it. Not only could he understand this, but he also understood the black words and secret words that they said to each other before meeting Zhang Zi'an. They thought the Chinese were bullying. Even if you are bullied, you can swallow it. It is a natural fat sheep. You cannot miss it when you pass by.

So it said in Arabic, "Yes! It is the cool oil of the Chinese emperor! Cixi! Have you heard of Cixi? She is basically the last empress of China, just like your Cleopatra Seven It's almost the same! "

They didn't know Cixi, but when they said that Cleopatra VII understood, they exclaimed: "Oh! Is this the cooling oil used by Cixi?"

Zhang Zi'an didn't understand, but in order to prevent the stuffing, he had to imitate the mouth shape, anyway, these people's attention was not on him.

He bowed his head inadvertently, and immediately burst into a cold sweat!

Nima!

I didn't pay attention when receiving the goods!

This ... this ... this ... this is not cool oil at all!

When the courier arrived, he happened to be away from home. He probably went to the beach. The result was that Wang Qian and Li Kun signed for it. The two goods were signed without opening the box for inspection, and he didn't pay attention when he returned home. So brought.

Only then did he find out that what was written on the box was not "cool oil" but "cool oil"!

What is Nyima Soothing Oil? Can't die if you smear it?

Suddenly he had no God, and he was thinking about how to get out of here ...

"Yes! Yes! It ’s exactly what Cixi uses! The emperor's version of cooling oil is not ordinary. Clearing heat and relieving heat is only the basic operation. The key is that the body will naturally emit a mint fragrance, and even ... some kind of unexplainable magic efficacy!"

Richard talked more and more vigorously, so that these men could not find the north.

"Why ... what magical effect? ​​Is it ... that?"

The men swallowed nervously, looked around, and asked whisperingly.

"Oh! Well ... you can't say it, you can't say it!" Richard deliberately sold off.

"What can't be said, everyone is a man and understands them! Egyptians and Chinese are good brothers! I have a cousin who works in the Chinese capital, and my brother-in-law is also studying in China! The friendship between China and Egypt is long lasting! "To get the answer, they opened their mouths almost.

Richard didn't let loose. They saw Zhang Zi'an still unmoved, whispered to each other, picked up a silver hookah and put it into Zhang Zi'an's hand. "This, here you are, exchange the emperor's secret for cooling oil! "

Zhang Zi'an was anxious for the desolate oil ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ but was suddenly plugged with a hookah, can not help but the second monk could not figure out, but looking at the expression and tone of these people, it was not like they were angry. And it seems like eager to know what.

So he put his heart on the side and pretended to be indifferent. Anyway, as a Chinese man of all kinds, he did not notice that the word "Qing" was a little less. It is estimated that these Arabs who did not even know the Chinese word could not find it.

He flicked the silver hookah with his fingernails, and the body murmured leisurely and pleasantly.

Praise Xixi Xi! It's worth a lot of money, right?

Richard pretended to lower his voice mysteriously, and said in a volume that they could only hear: "Well, for the sake of the friendship between China and Egypt, I will make an exception for you! It is the effect you imagine. A woman can't resist the temptation of the emperor's version of cool oil. After smelling it, she can drift into bed and easily go to bed without any effort, and you can get whatever you want in bed! "

A few people were stunned and their eyes were almost staring.

Although Arab women are conservative, there are many foreign female tourists here!

Among the thousands of small shops in the Khan Khalili market, some shopkeepers sell obsessive potions for women to regular customers in addition to their main business.

When these Arab shopkeepers bragged with each other, they were proud of having overwhelmed foreign female tourists of different skin colors, but female tourists are not so easy to hook up, and even with the help of fascinating potions, they can often be ugly, but if there is With the magic emperor version of cooling oil ...

"Quack! Cixi, the last empress of China, made her debut with this emperor version of cool oil. She was all the way up and fell the emperor under her skirt, and eventually became the eternal emperor!"

Relying on that they did not understand Chinese history, Richard adapted the experience of Cleopatra VII a little and immediately convinced them!