Pet King

When it comes to the mysterious ancient Egypt, many Chinese people immediately came up with a series of sensational rumors such as the curse of the pyramids, endless treasures, and mummy that were resurrected.

Similarly, when many Westerners talk about China, many unrealistic fantasies will emerge in their minds. For example, the Chinese are all martial arts masters, table tennis masters, and old stereotypes with their braids behind their heads.

Modern Egyptians are barely considered Westerners, but Egypt ’s economic level and urban style are basically equivalent to China ’s around the 1990s. There are few Chinese who travel to Egypt. Therefore, their impression of ancient China is better than that of the Chinese. The impression of ancient Egypt is exaggerated.

In other countries, Richard's flicker may not deceive people, but the Egyptians really bought it because of the magical impression of wind oil essence and various fantasies about ancient China!

Zhang Zi'an couldn't understand Richard's conversation with these six Egyptian men, but he could understand the greed written on their faces.

But he wondered, through what did Richard evoke their greed? Is it because of these bottles of cool oil?

Along the way, Richard was chanted by Zhang Zi'an, making it impossible to cover his mouth, so as not to violate the local customs. It was already impatient with chanting, just because these people were injustice first, then it tricked them. Not wrong?

"For our fate, I will give you a secret again! Let me tell you, in addition to expelling mosquitoes, clearing away heat and relieving temptations, the emperor version of cool oil also has an ultimate role, I will not tell them "It pretended to be mysterious.

The appetite of these six Egyptian men was hanged even higher and said impatiently: "What is the ultimate role? The everlasting friendship between China and Egypt, let this cool oil be a witness to the friendship between the Chinese and Egyptian people!"

Richard saw that they were eager to grab it, knowing that their appetite was enough to hang, so they whispered, "This is about to start with Cixi's husband. Do you know who Cixi's husband is? Emperor of China? Isn't this nonsense! Tell you that her husband is Emperor Xianfeng. You may be unfamiliar with this name, but it doesn't matter. You only need to know that this is a female-like emperor. The Chinese emperor has three palaces, six houses and seven Twelve concubines, 3,000 beauties in the harem, iron pestle was ground into embroidery needles, but the emperor Xianfeng was over-indulgent, and iron pestle was also ground into embroidery needles. How unfortunate? "

The six men smiled inexorably, winking at each other.

"What happened later?" They asked.

Richard continued: "Later, Cixi appeared. There are seven levels in the Chinese harem. Cixi took the lead in just five years, rising from fifth to second. What did it rely on? Emperor Edition Cool oil! "

If the six men realized, "Don't ..."

"That's right! The ultimate effect of this emperor version of cooling oil is to solve your unspeakable secrets, prolong the fighting time, increase the fighting intensity, and let you regain the male power!" Richard cried.

Zhang Zi'an mechanically compared his mouth with a reasonable Chad. Before he came back, he saw the Arab monkeys hurriedly extended their hands and snatched away several bottles of cold oil from him. Then she darted in her arms like a baby, even guarding one another with vigilance!

What the hell!

what's going on?

Zhang Zi'an was startled, and his fingers were almost chopped by these people.

He was speechless for a while, but since the desolate oil he wanted to send out had already been sent out, there was no need to continue, let alone Fina had been impatient, and every time he became hungry, it rose by one point.

"Etc., etc!"

He turned around and wanted to leave. Hearing someone screaming at him behind him, he thought it was these people who had found this depressive oil, and he wanted to poke him, and just ran away, and listened to Richard in a low voice. He said, "Stop, you idiot!"

He didn't know why, so he had to stop.

The men ran over again, pointing to Liang Liangyou and asking, "It's all Chinese characters on it. We don't understand. How do we use it ... to regain male virility?"

Zhang Zi'an did not understand, and Richard replied, "Have you heard of Indian Divine Oil? What? Haven't heard of it? Well, the usage is the same as Indian Divine Oil, just use it there, don't be greedy, thin A thin layer is enough. The effect of the Chinese emperor version of cooling oil is a hundred times stronger than that of Indian divine oil. That sour ... oh! "

A few men understood. If they won the treasure, the hookah would not be smoked, the black tea would not be drunk, the mahjong would not be beaten, and they would all go home, or go to a woman to test the effect.

Soon only Zhang Zi'an is left alone, holding a silver hookah at a loss ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ you idiot! Why are you still standing here? Hurry up! When they come back, make sure your chrysanthemums are turned into sunflowers-assuming they can come back, Uncle Ben estimates that they can't get off the ground for at least a day! "Richard said with a flap of his head.

As soon as Zhang Zi'an heard it, she knew that this cheap bird had definitely caused trouble again, but just didn't know what had caused it this time.

In any case, the man does not suffer the immediate loss, and even if he wants to teach Richard, he must leave from here first.

He greeted the elves to leave, bypassing the alleys, to a relatively quiet place, and then stopped to ask Richard what had happened just now.

Richard talked about hearing that they felt that Chinese tourists did not dare to cause trouble and bullied him to blackmail Zhang Zi'an, until he told them the reason for leaving in a hurry.

Zhang Zi'an and the elves were speechless.

Lao Cha stroked his palm and laughed: "The wicked have their own wicked grinds, and Richard is very good at doing this, and punish them a little bit, so that they can learn that I have great people in my own country, and I dare not belittle the world! When they met, they always felt that their faces were honest and deceitful, and their manners were hypocritical if they were enthusiastic. I wanted to remind you, but I was concerned that the appearance and manners of people here might be born naturally, so I didn't say much. Do not spend. "

Other elves also praised Richard for his adaptability.

"Quack! Uncle Ben's ingenuity has finally been discovered by you!" Richard jumped up and down on Zhang Zi'an's head and shoulders, excited.

"Don't brag about it, haven't you seen its tail lifted into the sky?" He said helplessly, "But anyway, we can't stay here for a few days anyway, and there are so many people, even if they want something, they can't find us. In the future, just pay attention ... just find a place to eat now. "