Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

A few days ago, Pixiu felt tired when he watched Wenxi tutoring Wu Zu as a teaching assistant. He didn't realize that it wasn't tired, but really fucking tired when he got to do it himself.

The road to learning is difficult, and there are people and dogs. He is the hard-working teacher in front, and Wu Zu is the dead dog who was walked on the ground behind.

At the end of the first evening class, Pixiu was more tired than digging a vegetable cellar all night. He lay on the bed without speaking for a long time. Wenxi sat on the bed and smiled while rubbing his shoulders: "How is it?"

"It's not that good. Fortunately, I didn't go in with my body, otherwise both of us might be killed." Pixiu sighed.

Wenxi put his hands on his hot face: "Why don't I come?"

"No, you are not a black householder now that you have a registered permanent residence. If something happens to your soul body, it will be more troublesome for the Supervision Office to track down. I originally thought that I would give you a good birth in autumn, but now that you have a registered permanent residence, the number of reincarnations is limited every year. Lottery, I don’t know how many years and months to wait.”

Pixiu felt a headache thinking about it, he pulled Wenxi to lie beside him and hugged him: "At that time, I will ask Feng Du to give you a relationship, let him choose a good time for you, and then choose good parents, the best one-child family, At that time, the whole family will only spoil you. I will not go back on what I promised you. "

Wenxi was silent for a while, then said: "You are a good monster."

"No, it's fine for you to accompany me to survive this summer, not to mention saving you is a great merit, and I don't lose it. If you have any unfulfilled wishes, tell them quickly."

Pixiu paused: "If it's too troublesome, don't talk about it. I really can't handle another Jia Suzhen."

"Understood." Wen Xi replied with a smile, lying on Pi Xiu's body and lowering his eyes, wondering what he was thinking.

Everything is difficult at the beginning. After getting used to Wu Zu's routine, Boss Pi finally got on the road as a novice driver. Although Wu Zu is skinny, his brain is really flexible, and he didn't eat the iron scales to stay where he was.

The two hurt each other, quarreled and entangled, and passed another weekly exam. Under the pressure of the macho monster, the student's grades improved by leaps and bounds, and he rushed directly to the top ten in the grade, vaguely like a college entrance examination hot boy.

As the days passed, and the weather was getting hotter and hotter in May, Pi Xiu became more and more inseparable from Wen Xi, taking him with him wherever he went.

The grape vines and loofah vines planted in the backyard are tangled together and climb up the shed, and the green leaves are connected to form a shade, casting a shade.

Pixiu moved a recliner from the warehouse and put it under the shed to enjoy the shade, and there was still watermelon frozen in the well next to it, waiting to be brought out to eat at night.

It looked comfortable and cozy, a bit like a paradise, but a rooster crowed suddenly broke the calm.

In order to nourish Wenxi's body with stewed chicken soup, Pixiu bought a carload of young roosters and returned, making all the hens in the city widowed, and began to struggle to lay eggs.

A group of aggressive little roosters marched into the backyard of the restaurant. The pig who was originally the only one in the family lost his temper and farted so loudly that he wanted to wrestle with the roosters.

The pigs and chickens were extremely jealous, but Pixiu was busy preparing soup for Wenxi, so he only took away one chicken and sent it to Blissful Life, and locked the rest of the pigs and chickens together.

When the two armies confronted each other, the generals were first sent to speak out, and the pigs talked with the chickens for a while, and it turned against the sky.

While waiting for Ren Jiao to bring a small broom behind him to teach the field teaching of pigs and chickens in the same cage, the two sides were already in a ball, the chickens flew and the pigs jumped, and the pigsty kicked off a circle, chicken feathers and pig shit flew around, Ren Jiao Dumbfounded, the little broom rolled his eyes and passed out without taking a breath.

Qiu Fu was busy clearing his luggage and going home, so the two brothers had to do the dirty work by themselves. This time, the two of them have a long memory, and the pigsty is heightened and reinforced, and the behavior of the pig jumping the pen must be contained in the cradle!

Ren Jiao washed his face and wiped his hands, went into the kitchen, and discussed with Pi Xiu: "I said, Lao Pi, there are only so many hens in the yard. You bought so many roosters to let the hens give birth continuously for 24 hours. Egg, do you still want to listen to a decate with high and low voices singing and crowing?"

Smelling his hands, he frowned and said, "I just saw that the chicken droppings in the backyard are three centimeters thick again, and the little broom will go crazy when I come back from school. I have been shoveling chicken droppings in my dreams for the past two days, and now I have smells on my hands." It smells like chicken shit, can you please send these chickens away?"

"I won't tell you, is it reserved for Wenxi to make soup?" Pixiu rubbed the garlic skin on his hands: "You help me kill one for stewing."

Qiu Fu, who came in with a suitcase, took the initiative to say: "I'll go, I'll go home after cooking, Lao Pi."

Pi Xiu looked at him: "I'm going to leave for a few days, remember to bring some specialties from your family, and I will count the money for you then."

"Okay, Guan Guan, I'll bring you two too." Qiu Fu carried the knife to the backyard, and Liu Renjiao looked at Pi Xiu with a complicated expression.

Pixiu continued to lick the garlic: "Why are you staring at me, the money is falling off my face?"

Ren Jiao: "I ask you how much did you spend on so many roosters?"

Pi Xiu: "What's wrong?"

Ren Jiao: "You still have such a generous day? At that time, the three of us were outside, and Qiu Fu wanted to eat a chicken and you asked him to endure it. Why is it like this now?"

Pi Xiu was stunned: "What happened? Didn't I bring him a chicken back the next day?"

"Do you still have the face to say, is that a chicken? You brought back one mandarin duck alone, and the other crowed in the lake for half the night. Besides, the meat is not comparable to chicken." Ren Jiao grilled with him Lian: "I think you have moved your heart."

Pi Xiu knew that explaining was useless, so he just said quietly, "I'm tired of talking about being single."

Why does the world always misunderstand him, a pure and clean Pixiu with only the smell of copper in his heart but no sour smell of love?

Pixiu said with emotion: "

Forget it, it's useless to explain it. Su An said yesterday that someone called to ask about food delivery. Those human beings are very delicate, and they don’t bother to go out when it’s hot. When Qiu Fu comes back, we have to start preparing food delivery. "

Ren Jiao responded, "Which platform do you want to go? I think the one with the blue clothes is the best one. The little electric donkey with two wheels is faster than my car with four wheels. If you rub against it, you will be gone."

Pi Xiu didn't raise his eyes: "Don't go to the human platform, find the Landlord and the others. They can be delivered by express across the country, and I will let Su An take care of it when the time comes."

Ren Jiao was taken aback: "The Landlord and the others are willing?"

"Nowadays, takeaway food is very popular these days. A timely delivery can bring merit. It's a blessing that they can't even ask for. Now that the Lord is willing to leak some points through his fingers, how can they be willing?" Pi Xiu sneered: "You are really confused by chicken shit, stupid."

Ren Jiao got a headache when he heard the chicken shit, and quickly waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, you are the boss, you decide, I just work hard. But I will definitely have to work overtime when there is takeaway, so I don't have time to stare at the broom and do my homework at night." .”

Pixiu looked at him: "Why, his hands are on your body? Can you write without staring at him?"

"You don't know that he loses his temper now when he comes back from school, and asks for homework three times and coaxes four times, just like my ancestors." Ren Jiao's wishful thinking was crackling: "I work overtime at night, you let Wenxi tutor him to study , as my overtime pay."

Pi Xiu: "Then I have to discuss it with him."

Ren Jiao slapped his thigh: "What's the matter, you are the head of the family, why can't you be the head of the couple?"

"You two are farts." Pi Xiu didn't feel fluctuating in his heart: "His soul and body are unstable, and accidents will happen if he works too hard. Why don't you find me a place for his soul and body to rest, and I'll tell him for you."

Ren Jiao clicked his tongue: "The little Jade Buddha is useless? You'll have to wait for a while to find a substitute. What's the matter? Are you angry at tutoring that student surnamed Wu every night? It's okay, just use the little broom Be good, if I show him my homework, he will be so angry that he wants to hit someone, so relax."

It's okay if I don't mention it, but when Wu Zu Pixiu is mentioned, I get a headache. I don't know what Wu Zu's weekly exam results are like this time.

Seeing him sighing, Ren Jiao couldn't help but said: "Why don't you just save her, because saving her is a merit, don't care about him so much."

"It's not just merit, but I also want to get some news out of her mouth." Pi Xiu said lightly, "What's more, it's just helping a student to take the number one exam. It's not a matter of murder and arson, and it's not difficult."

Ren Jiao: "It's true, money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat. Compared to those who ran around the world to catch fugitives through the sewers for merit, you are much better."

"Anyway, I also have a plan and she also has a plan. No one loses when everyone gets what he wants. Besides, Wu Zu is smart, much stronger than a little broom, and it's not very tiring to teach."

Ren Jiao: ...

Ren Jiao: "Go away, our little broom is the smartest!"

Boss Pi patted the garlic off his body and ignored him. After washing his hands, he took Wenxi's soul-replenishing medicine and lunch and went upstairs. When the bead curtain was lifted, Wenxi was sitting and talking with Jia Suzhen.

The two chatted while watching the scene of the number one scholar getting married on TV. Wenxi thought about it and asked, "I don't understand why you insist on letting Wu Zu be the number one scholar?"

He paused: "Could it be that he promised you to marry after high school?"

Jia Suzhen quickly shook her head and said, "Never..."

"Why is that?" Pi Xiu came over with something in his hand, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Could it be that you have some quirk of watching others take the number one prize?"

"Never! Wu Lang was supposed to be the number one scholar, but he was imprisoned because of a traitor. He lost the opportunity of the imperial examination and lost the number one scholar. The slave family couldn't help him in the last life, only in this life..."

Pi Xiu smiled and sat down next to Wenxi with the medicine in his hand: "It's a coincidence that he was accused of stealing and stealing back then. If you can really study and gain fame, wouldn't it be a good time to act as a consort?"

Jia Suzhen was in a daze: "But I grew up in a theater since I was a child. I am not an official lady. I don't know a few big characters, so I can read four books and five classics? If I can really save him like in a play, why is it so? "

Her surname is Jia. Although her name is Suzhen, she can sing on the stage as a concubine for a lifetime, and can save Li Lang time and time again in the play, but when she gets off the stage and takes off the number one scholar's robe, a fake is a fake after all. That powerless Jia Suzhen.

He couldn't beat Wu Lang's grievances once to clear his grievances, and he couldn't win the first prize in the exam to save him from the sea of ​​suffering.

Wu Lang was suffering in prison, she couldn't cry, but she had to smile and applaud the whole house. Everyone in the audience knows the glory of the daughter-in-law's high school, but who knows that under the skin she feels miserable?

Wen Xi drank the medicine with Pi Xiu's hand, and the bitter taste in his mouth made him frown.

Seeing the closeness of the two at the side, Jia Suzhen sighed suddenly and said: "The window of my room is facing the Zhuangyuan Lang Dama Parade Street. At that time, my family always hoped that Chunwei would pass by soon, so that I could catch a glimpse of Wu Lang's red dress from the window." With the appearance of riding horses and parading through the streets, I will be satisfied in this life."

"The champion now is different from before." Pixiu fed Wenxi a piece of candy: "Riding a horse on the street is fined, you can let him wear a red shirt and ride a shared bicycle to parade through the streets."

Low-carbon and pollution-free, and you don’t need to spend more money, it’s much more convenient than playing horses and parading through the streets.

Jia Suzhen quickly waved her hand: "No, I don't have any other intentions, as long as I see Wu Lang's high school champion with my own eyes, that's enough."

"My Wen's family was confiscated that day, and all the family wealth was poured into the treasury. How did the picture of the birthday banquet be delivered to you?" Wenxi frowned with sugar in his mouth: "It was also stained with your blood later."

Jia Suzhen: "That day Wu

Lang made two identical paintings, and only sent one of them to you, and he gave the remaining one to the slave family. "

She smiled, held the painting in her hand and rubbed it, her fingertips brushed over the blood, and said softly: "When I committed suicide that day, I carried this painting with me, so it was naturally stained with blood. .”