Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

The blood-stained painting was spread on the table. When Pi Xiu came out of the bathroom wiping his hair, he saw this little thing leaning on the sofa staring at the picture of the birthday banquet in a daze.

"What are you looking at?" Pi Xiu asked.

Wenxi came back to her senses: "It's nothing, I'm just looking at the difference between this painting and my previous one."

Pixiu sat down next to him: "It's been so many years, do you still remember?"

"I've been dead for so many years, but it feels like I've only had a dream." Wenxi rubbed his head: "I just don't remember how I died."

Pi Xiu: "There's nothing to think about, it's not too bad luck."

Wenxi smiled and nodded: "You are right."

The two sat together calmly and side by side for a while, Wenxi felt the temperature emanating from Pi Xiu's body, couldn't help frowning and asked, "Why do you feel that the temperature on your body is a little higher than before?"

Pi Xiu said lightly: "The hotter the weather, the higher my body temperature, what? Did it burn you?"

Wenxi shook her head: "I was just thinking about how you came here in the previous summer?"

"Come on, sleep with an ice pillow, if it doesn't work, find a pool deep in the mountains and old forests, and wait until the summer is over before coming out." Pixiu sighed and hugged Wenxi again: "Anyway, it's because you're not here It's been so good."

Wenxi raised her eyebrows: "Then you still have to thank me."

Pi Xiu snorted and said, "I helped you fix your soul and register your household registration. I don't see how much you thank me."

"Isn't it thanks for letting you hug me now?" Wenxi supported his chest and looked at him: "Don't push yourself too hard!"

Pixiu lowered his eyes: "Who wants to make an inch? I am as old as you are, and you yell at me, no matter how old or young, and you are not afraid that I will send you to reincarnation with a slap in the face."

"You don't dare before summer comes." Wenxi leaned back again. I don't know if it's because of the stability of his soul and body. He is a little sensitive to temperature. When Pixiu is not around, he always feels cold. be warmer.

He put his hand on Pixiu's shoulder, couldn't help laughing when he heard his hiss, and sat down obediently before Pixiu came to grab his hand.

Wenxi changed the subject and asked, "How did you say this painting got into Taotie's hands?"

"You have to ask that grandson to find out." Pixiu groped his wrist and asked, "Do you still feel like someone is watching you during this time?"

Wenxi shook his head and smiled at Pi Xiu: "You strengthened the formation and brought me by your side every day. With you around, Taotie would definitely not dare to come."

"That's right." Pi Xiu's vanity suddenly swelled: "Gaotie is better than me at eating, if there is a fight, I can beat three of them."

Wenxi sat next to him for a while, and asked abruptly: "You are so powerful, how did he cheat you of all your money back then?"

Pixiu froze for a long time without uttering a word. Seeing the old monster's complexion turning blue and then pale, Wenxi couldn't help but asked again: "Could it be that he took advantage of your negligence?"

"Yes, he just took advantage of the loophole." Pi Xiu said immediately.

Wenxi stared at him for a while, as if he accepted the answer, and didn't continue to struggle with this question, but he was thinking in his heart that he was really a reckless man who could only talk with his fists, and he must have been sold at the time and gave the number of money with a happy face .

He muttered in his heart, the sound of bead curtains colliding sounded again, and Monkey Four, who was on a special mission, returned with honor, and handed over the report card of important information stolen from the school to the boss and the lady who sued Jing Jing for review.

Pixiu threw him a golden bean to send him away, holding the report card a little bit afraid to read it.

"What are you afraid of?" Wenxi snatched the report card from him: "If you don't dare to read it, I will do it. If his grades regress, I will..."

Pi Xiu frowned: "What about you?"

Three days without a roof tile? Is it threatening to raise a small thing these days?

"I won't let you hug me anymore." Wenxi turned his tongue, "You see, I've worked so hard to bring his grades up, and I'm so exhausted that my soul is about to fade away. Why can't I complain a few words?"

Pi Xiu snorted coldly: "I didn't make you complain, but this merit cannot be shared with you. I'm surprised to see you are so serious."

Wenxi paused, then remained silent for a while and said: "I suspect that he was falsely accused of stealing because of my Wen family's involvement."

"What do you mean?" Pi Xiu asked.

Wenxi: "I had a relationship with him in my grandfather's study before. He was my grandfather's favorite candidate. Later, before Chunwei came to our house, he fell down first. It is hard to say that people who are related to the Wen family are included in the list. So, I implicated him with a dirty trick."

Pi Xiu looked at him: "You are really soft-hearted, what if it doesn't work? Aren't you wasting your energy?"

"I'm not afraid it's fake, but I'm afraid it's true. When I think that he may have ruined his future because of our family, I always feel guilty and uneasy. This is just for peace of mind."

Wenxi heard Pixiu smile while talking.

The old monster hugged him upside down, sighed and said: "Hey, you better stop being a ghost. I'll take you to become a monk another day. Now the monk's treatment is quite good, with a lot of subsidies, and doing things well. I can collect money."

He stroked Wenxi's hand and thought beautifully: "When the time comes, I will set up a stall for you at the entrance of the restaurant. The eminent monk will give you fortune-telling and orders. It will cost you twenty at a time. I think you can earn a lot every day."

Wenxi: ...

He withdrew his hand indifferently, thinking that he couldn't expect any knowledgeable cultural fart from this assless man.

At night, Pi Xiu fell into a dream again, because Wu Zu finally got into the top three in the weekly exam results, Pi Xiu rarely gave the student a kind but perverted smile.

Wu Zu was flustered by his laughter, holding the book against his chest

Qian said: "Uncle, if you have something to say, don't laugh nonsense, I get scared when you laugh."

"What are you afraid of? I don't look good when I smile?" Pi Xiu touched his face, thinking that the little thing told him to smile more last time, saying that he looks good when he smiles, how could he not appreciate it when he came to this student boy?

Wu Zu took a breath, looked at Pi Xiu for a while, and looked at the paper in his hand for a while, and swallowed his anger and said, "No, brother, you look handsome when you smile."

Pixiu felt relieved, and sat opposite him and said, "This exam has improved, and I'm third in the age, work hard, and I'll get you up in the mathematics that you've pulled over. Next week's city-wide joint exam, you'll be in first place." no problem."

Wu Zu: ...

Why is it so reasonable to say that the number one in the school to the number one in the city? Does this brother think that we are the only high school in the whole city?

The student wiped his face and said sincerely, "Brother, I actually think it's good to be a waste."

Pi Xiu frowned: "I don't think so."

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think." Wu Zu stood up: "I am very satisfied with the current situation! There is no problem in the exam, I am really satisfied bro, I really tried my best in mathematics."

Pi Xiu glanced at him: "I think it's true that you tried your best, and it's true that you didn't try your best."

Wu Zu said quietly: "I was still doing homework when I was eating today. Sister Suzhen even came over to say that I had worked hard, and gave me a bowl of lotus seed soup. Every time she brought a big bowl, if you change it to a wicked one, drink it. Even lotus seed soup can overwhelm their restaurants."

Pixiu: ...?

There is no need to worry about going bankrupt just because of the big bowl of lotus seed soup, but it is too much to come back out of the rivers and lakes as long as you are not watching Jia Suzhen's big bowl below.

Boss Pi sneered and said, "Don't worry, even if Taotie comes and only drinks lotus seed soup, he won't go bankrupt."

Wu Zu nodded: "That's true. I don't think the owner of the restaurant looks like he is running the restaurant as a legitimate business. It is probably one of his dens. When the limelight gets tighter, he will definitely run away."

Pi Xiu:?

What den? Can you explain clearly to Grandpa?

You are an upright self-employed person, a glorious taxpayer of the country, why is it not a legitimate business in your mouth?

Wu Zu sighed: "Although he doesn't have left green dragon and right white tiger on him, he looks like a spiritual leader. If he commits a crime and runs away, what will Sister Suzhen do? Will he be owed wages?"

Pi Xiu laughed angrily: "What will you do if you default on wages? Can you still take people back?"

"If Sister Suzhen is willing, it's not impossible to come to my house to be a nanny." Wu Zu blushed: "At that time, I can listen to her singing at a close distance, and it's okay..."

Pi Xiu started with a slap, shattering the student's dream of spring and autumn.

Wu Zu raised his head, and slapped the cold test paper on his face indiscriminately, pulling him back to the world to face the cruel and indifferent reality. It is impossible not to read the book, and it is impossible not to do the papers. Even if he is dead and buried in the ground, Pi Xiu will dig out the little bastard to write the questions.

Pixiu looked at him and said coldly, "Don't say you're a waste, as long as you can hold a pen, you can learn from me."

He looked at this ugly thing doing the questions, and couldn't help but think of what the little thing said, what Boss Pi thought, why can't all the children in this world learn from Wenxi, want to go to school, want to study, pursue improvement, and be moral, intellectual, and physical? A well-rounded child? It's really that people are more popular than people.

But thinking about it, Wu Zu's face is not good in beauty, it's still a small thing that looks good.

Thinking about it, Boss Pi stared at the student in front of him with an even more serious expression.

He can obviously sleep looking at the pretty little things at night, but now he is working as a nanny and tutor for ordinary people here.

He is too difficult.

One night, Pixiu came out of his dream, stared at Wenxi for a while, and then put his arms around him and went back to sleep. It was not until noon that Gao Zhao went downstairs to see the business in the store.

Unexpectedly, when he came downstairs, a few regular customers of monsters would smile back at him, and some people would smile while peeping at him.

Boss Pi went into the kitchen, washed a tomato, gnawed it and asked, "Hey, do you know what's going on? Why do the guests keep looking at me and laughing today?"

Ren Jiao laughed while holding the pot: "You don't know yet? The Women's Federation official account posted a photo of you and Wenxi."

Pixiu froze for a moment, and gradually stopped chewing.

Frowning, he took out his mobile phone to search the official account, clicked to view the push of the official account, and his hand trembled slightly, as if he had foreseen the embarrassment of the content.

Title: To create a civilized and harmonious family together, the monster model starts with me.

Pi Xiu's breath was stagnant, looking at the first photo that came into view, the tomato in his mouth suddenly became less sweet.

In the photo, Pixiu stood in the middle with a cold face, and Wenxi stood beside him with a smirk, both holding the same sign in their hands.

Red letters on a gold background, writing——

Harmonious family

The one who smiled the most sincerely in the whole photo was the little lotus essence from the Women's Federation, with a bright smile, perfectly inheriting the honesty of the two immortals.

But Wen Xi and Pi Xiu seem to be at odds with each other, they have been separated for many years and have been playing with each other with their own plastic couples who have no real feelings.

Under the photo, there are people Pi Mou and his wife who appeared in the photo. The small Song typeface hurt Pi Mou's eyes. His hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly. It took him two minutes to muster up the courage to slide down. The comments below are solid hammers The word slammed hard on his single heart.

It shouldn't, really shouldn't.

Why was Lao Tzu married again?

Ren Jiao patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Tell me, when will

For wedding treats, you should be generous when necessary, and don't wrong others. "

Pixiu didn't speak, but continued to slide his fingers, and suddenly said: "They said that the little broom is my son."

Ren Jiao:?

"What? Let me have a look." He leaned his head over to look, and found that Pixiu had clicked on a link, and the bloody red title of the post was more eye-catching than the zero score on a small broom test paper.

Thunderstorm in the demon world, why is the stepmother and stepson entangled? Is this the so-called boss of the demon world? It's ridiculous.

No need to look closely, Ren Jiao could feel the bloody storm coming.

He closed his eyes and said quietly: "A fish only has seven seconds of memory, I can forget it soon, I can forget it soon, I..."

He snatched the phone: "Fuck your mother, it's on your father's head, which bastard posts indiscriminately, your account is gone!"