Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

The fire-breathing myna, the long-necked bastard, the fat white cat, and the four holy beasts came. Feng Du sat on the sofa with a dignified face, waiting to hear the position of the remaining blue dragon.

The dark starling was jumping up and down on the coffee table, and the mouth that was covered with tape was still emitting sparks, as if he had a thousand words to say.

Pi Zhaocai swept the bird to the floor with a flick of his tail, stretched his waist and put his head on his father's lap, signaling to come and rub his belly soon.

After listening to the truth for a long time, the dog's face was heavy, and it took a long time to put on the earmuffs: "You may not believe it when you say it, I didn't hear Qinglong's voice."

"Impossible!" Feng Du pointed to the three guys in front of him and said, "With the obsessive-compulsive disorder of Tiandao, how can you tolerate such a scene of mahjong three missing one?"

There was a sound of thunder outside the window, and Tian Dao, who woke up from sleep, reminded Feng Du to speak carefully and not to force Lai Lai.

"But I really didn't hear it!" Di Ting scratched his itch, stood up and flicked his tail and said, "I just listened carefully for a long time, but I didn't hear his voice."

The starling jumped again, spread its wings in the air and patted for a while, Nezha finally noticed him: "Does this bird have something to say?"

Feng Du saw that the starling who was jumping up and down suddenly stopped jumping, and he reached out and held him in his hand: "If you have something to say, you have to nod your head, but if you want to talk nonsense, I will pluck your hair and make a shuttlecock."

Starling nodded vigorously.

Feng Du loosened the tape on his mouth, and the starling opened his mouth and spit it out into a fireball: "My mother, even if you drink water without your throat, you'll be smoking!"

After drinking two sips of water, the myna finally stopped spitting fireballs when he spoke. He cleared his throat and said, "As you can see, I am Suzaku."

Pixiu looked the starling up and down: "I have a question."

"I know you are surprised and have many questions, so this seat allows you to come one by one, Pixiu is the first to come." Suzaku jumped: "For the sake of our relationship in the past."

Pi Xiu raised his chin at his pitch-black bird body: "Is the black hair on your body burned like this by your own fire? The smoke is quite even."

Starling: "...No, it was born in this life."

Pixiu nodded: "That's pretty good too. It's smooth and smooth, and you can buy a good price at a glance."

Feng Du stretched out his hand to accept it: "Skip this question, let's go to the next question, why is it that you are the only one who remembers that you are Suzaku, and both of them seem to be not very smart at all? Also, how did you find this place? come?"

The starling laughed twice: "Of course it's because this seat is smart, why do you need to ask? How can you think that an iron king and a stinky cat can be smarter than a bird?"

It fluttered its wings and flew twice in the air, and said, "There is a sense between the four holy beasts. As soon as I opened my mind, I found that they were together and flew over."

Feng Duyi was happy: "Since there is a feeling, where is Qinglong now?"

"He's gone," Suzaku Myna said sharply.

Nezha: ? ? ?

Nezha: "What do you mean he's gone?"

The starling shouted: "It's just that the dragon is gone. He doesn't want to give up the reincarnation of the body and soul. The old dragon said that he is the Qinglong holy beast. How can the dragon's soul enter the snake's body and explode and dissipate in the world."

Feng Du was startled: "Did the self-destruction dissipate?"

"Yes." Starling quacked twice: "So don't be too stubborn to be a demon, take a step back and open the sky, it's better to die than live. Without the Holy Body, at least the soul body is still there, and we will definitely be different demons when we enter reincarnation. ."

Pi Xiu frowned and slapped the fat son twice: "Is there anything else you need to pay attention to when you enter reincarnation?"

Starling looked at him: "The holy beast can only enter the reincarnation of the same year, the same month and the same day, which means that we will live and die together, quack."

Pi Zhaocai turned over and drew his tail towards this annoying black bird again, with a whimper in his throat, and collapsed into a cat cake in Pi Xiu's arms.

"They didn't keep the memory, did you?" Nezha sat on the sofa with the little king in his hand, frowning and asked, "Did you keep the memory on purpose, or did they deliberately abandon it?"

The starling, who was scolding on the table, suddenly whispered: "It's the two of them who are cowardly, afraid that Heaven will not let them go, and deliberately threw away their memories!"

Suzaku suddenly fluttered his wings and screamed at Xuanwu and Baihu: "A coward who doesn't even dare to keep memories, he obviously decided to live like this, but he doesn't want to admit his identity, it would be better for the old dragon head to kill him. !"

A few fireballs fell and ignited the leather sofa directly. Feng Du shouted, and before the magic trick came out, Xiao Wangba opened the fire like a high-pressure water gun.

Everyone's eyes were focused on Xiao Wangba. He blinked, looked at Nezha and then at them, and suddenly said, "Jenny Jeni?"

Pixiu:  …

Feng Du: "... a sin."

Nezha touched Xiao Wangba Xuanwu's shell, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Fengdu Emperor, it's all like this, can this kind of Xuanwu Wangba be domesticated? I found it in the lotus pond in our house, and I think he likes it very much. "

Feng Du looked tired: "Don't ask me, ask him."

He raised his hand and pointed to the sky, and suddenly a rainbow appeared from the clouds, and a colorful light landed on Nezha from the sky. Accompanied by the hazy music, the dazzling light flashed on the third prince, and the merit was credited.

Nezha:  …

Nezha: "To be honest, no matter how many times I come here, I can't get used to this kind of special effect of merit and virtue that is the same as the upgrade of the characters in the page game. It's too crude."

Heaven bangs a thunderstorm

Ring, if you don't want it, give it back to me.

The third prince said that if you want to raise Xuanwu, you will get a merit, Pi Xiu and Feng both looked at each other, and at the same time their eyes fell on Suzaku.

At the same time, a tiger descended the mountain and rushed towards Suzaku, Pi Xiu slapped Feng Du's face: "Our house has a yard and trees, which is much more comfortable than your mini loft!"

Feng Du: "You already have a white tiger! Climb it for you! Give this to me! Don't be too greedy!"

"Does anyone think that there is too much merit? What nonsense are you talking about? I have raised a tiger, so what is a bird? Even if it is eaten by an ostrich, I will recognize it!"

Pi Xiu grabbed Suzaku in his hand by taking advantage of the length of his hands. When he thought he had captured the whole world and shouted out the classic lines of "I raise you", Tiandao didn't say anything, and even laughed at him with a thunderbolt.

Nezha sneered: "What's this called? It's called eating shit that can't keep up with the heat."

The third prince stretched out his hand to tease the newly released pet, sighed and said, "The first person to eat crabs is the most profitable. The boss, Feng Dadi, doesn't even understand such a simple truth, right?"

Feng Du and Pi Xiu looked at each other, and at the same time let go of Suzaku, who had just been treated as a baby.

Pi Zhaocai was held in his arms by his father again, and Pi Xiu said lightly: "We already have a second child in our family, and we can't give birth any more. I think Feng Dadi is single and has no future, so I just came to chat with you to relieve the boredom."

Feng Du coughed lightly: "Fart, I have to take a walk every day and shovel shit for him. I'm very busy, OK?"

"I suggest you don't talk nonsense, I will flush the toilet and wipe my ass." He listened to the disgust and walked towards Suzaku: "The Four Holy Beasts have disappeared for many years, why are you reincarnated now?"

Suzaku paused and said in a low voice, "Because it says it's not the time yet."

Listening to the dog face puzzled: "When is the time?"

"Then I don't know." Suzaku patted his wings: "Anyway, the way of heaven has its own reasons, so you can't ask more questions."

Pixiu sneered: "The way you lick the dog is really funny enough."

He walked to the window with Pi Zhaocai in his arms, shook the huge white cat towards the sky, and asked with a dark face, "This cat has grown from the size of a palm to the size of a pig. I have no credit or hard work. And it was obviously me who came first, so why am I without merit?"

Zhao Cai was shaken down by his father, and with a meow, he patted Pixiu's face with his tail, struggling to jump down.

It makes sense to think about Tiandao. After shaking, a merit suddenly came out, but he took a turn and fell on Pixiu. He passed through high-rise buildings, and finally landed on Wenxi, who had just pushed a card at the mahjong table and blossomed on a bar. body.

Everyone in the store was dumbfounded, and Toad Jing, who was sitting opposite Wenxi, wiped his eyes: "What, is Hu Pai still popular with its own special effects? I wonder if I'm not playing online mahjong?"

Wen Xi was also stunned on the table, feeling that her body was warm and her eyes were clear, she suddenly felt strong everywhere, and it didn't matter if she spent the night with Pi Xiu.

He carefully put down the cards on his kong and stared at the white jade mahjong presented by his sister, thinking that this might not be some special magic array specially prepared for him by his sister.

Although he likes it very much, it's too shameful, and blue diamond nobles don't wear it.

Seeing the puzzled face of the proprietress, Su An hurriedly put down the calculator in her hand and came to solve her doubts: "Don't worry, it's just a matter of merit, this kind of special effect of fifty cents was also there when the boss got the most handsome man last time, but you I fell asleep, I don't know."

Wen Xi suddenly realized, but he looked at the cards in front of him and became puzzled again: "I'm just a slap in the face, and I don't need to detract from merit."

Su An choked: "Of course it's not because of you playing cards, it should be because of someone else. You can make a phone call and ask the boss to see if there is something wrong with him."

When Wen Xi heard that Pi Xiu might be involved, he quickly took out his mobile phone to make a call.

However, two calls were picked up, Pixiu's voice came from there, Wen Xi asked while checking the card, "Just now, the sky suddenly dropped the merits, did something happen to you?"

Pi Xiu was about to slap his sleeves and scold Tian Dao. He was stunned when he heard Wen Xi's words: "Did the merit fall on you?"

"Yeah, I was just playing tricks, but a ray of light hit me from the sky, scaring me to death." Wen Xi laughed: "What happened to you?"

Pixiu calmed down immediately: "It's okay, this has been dealt with, I'll be back soon."

Wen Xi answered and hung up the phone, and greeted the people at the table to continue calling.

He played two cards and went out. A courier brother came in with a big box. He shouted, "Is Mr. Wen Xiwen here! There is a courier!"

Wen Xi called out, "Don't worry, we're playing mahjong! Just put it where you want!"

The courier brother put the big box on the ground: "Hey, don't rush to play cards, this package is postage on delivery."

Wen Xi was stunned for a moment, thinking which cub is paying for it to send things? Is there no kingship?