Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Wenxi paid almost 200 for postage for this Big Mac delivery, which was paid on delivery. He reluctantly paid for it, and after receiving another delivery from Pixiu with a dark face, he couldn't help but ask another question. : "This is not always payable, is it?"

The little brother smiled and quickly denied: "No, no."

Wenxi responded, seeing that my little brother was sweating while delivering the goods in Xia Tian, ​​and asked Su An to bring someone a glass of iced Coke. After seeing off the courier brother, Wenxi turned around and angrily opened the courier with a knife.

Hou Er propped up his chin with a mop and asked, "What did you buy, it's so big and you still have to pay?"

"I didn't buy anything." Wenxi opened Taobao and checked twice to confirm again, "And I don't buy free shipping, so how can I buy postage to pay?"

As Wenxi spoke, he looked at the mailing address again, and it was indeed an unknown place.

He suddenly thought of his sister and Tao Ti, maybe it was a gift from his sister and brother-in-law? But why express delivery? Could it be that my sister has no money recently?

Thinking about it, Wenxi pulled open the big cardboard box with all his strength, and when he lowered his head, he saw several large glass jars inside, all filled with unknown powder.

He froze for a moment, reached out and pulled out an envelope sandwiched between two large jars.

Monkey Two and Monkey Three came over to watch the fun, Monkey Three pulled the jar and frowned and asked, "What kind of powder is in it? Is it pearl powder for mask or whole grain powder?"

Wenxi looked at the second line of the letter and said coldly, "It's the ashes of my Wen family."

Monkey Two paused for holding the jar, and immediately put it back carefully, clasped his palms together and bowed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to bother you."

Wenxi stared at the piece of paper in his hand, and his complexion became paler and paler. When he saw the last line, which read the words "your friend Yazi", he laughed back angrily, and red demon patterns immediately covered his face and arms. Suddenly, a demonic power mixed with Pixiu and Taotie swept across the entire restaurant.

Black hair without wind, Wen Xi's eyes turned blood red for the first time, monkey three saw and crawled to call Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu, monkey two took a deep breath, inhaled and exhaled, and told the proprietress not to get angry, it made him sick There is no one to replace.

Pi Shaodi, who was doing his homework inside, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and Xiao Yuren sat next to him and patted his tail: "It's so demonic, is there someone fighting?"

As soon as the little broom heard the word "fight", he immediately threw his pen and ran out. When he pushed the door open, he saw Wenxi, who was exuding a ghostly aura. Pi Shaodi paused, and immediately stretched out his arms to hug him and said, "Fight, fight and bring me!"

Wenxi, who was originally furious, was taken aback for a moment, then looked down at the cheap eldest son, his red eyes became lighter in a blink of an eye.

He frowned and asked, "Have you finished your homework?"

"No, but you, don't you want to fight? I'll help!" Pi Shaodi said.

Wenxi stroked his hair: "I didn't say we were going to fight, you go back to do your homework, and your teacher Nezha will come back to check later."

Su An, who was standing at the counter holding his mobile phone, saw that Wenxi had calmed down a little, and immediately changed his tone and said to the boss on the phone: "Pi Jubao came out and hugged him just now, calm down now and the situation is under control, boss, don't worry." in a hurry."

Pixiu directly hung up the phone, and with a dark face, he flicked his car, and dropped the BMW to the restaurant door.

He rushed into the store, with a dark face, he directly hugged Wenxi, who was full of demon patterns, into his arms, and asked nervously, "What's going on? Which son of a bitch made you angry? I'll tear him down."

As the old monster spoke, he reached out and rubbed Pi Shaodi's head next to him: "Good job, I didn't raise you for nothing."

Seeing that his old father was happy, Pi Shaodi immediately put his nose on his face and made a bold wish: "Then can I stop writing and doing my homework?"

"No." Nezha, who came in behind Pi Xiu, replied immediately.

He put the Xuanwu Wangba in his hand into Pi Shaodi's palm, rubbed his head and said, "Come on, let me see how much homework you have written today."

The little murloc barked at the door and leaked the secret loudly: "He can't write a single question, he only knows how to write Jiezi! He wrote a total of eighteen questions!"

Nezha's face froze, and he couldn't maintain his smile.

Suzaku jumped off his head and giggled: "Stupid monster, let the world's smartest Master Suzaku tell you how to do math problems!"

It's good that it doesn't make a sound, but when it makes a sound, it will startle the bird. Guan Guan, who was originally taking orders from the customer, moved when he heard the sound, spread his wings and swooped down from Cao Cao's body to the dark starling.

The existence of competing products in the same industry made Guanguan automatically enter the attack mode. First, he gave Suzaku a bird split and a horse demonstration, and then began to enter the link of swearing.

Guan Guan: "Hey! Where did the black-haired ugly monster come from!"

Suzaku was silent for a while, and then repeated: "Hey! Where did the black-haired ugly monster come from!"

Guan Guan: "Are you scolding yourself? Stupid thing?"

Suzaku: "Are you scolding yourself? Stupid thing?"

Guan Guan: "Like your father again and you're dead!"

Suzaku: "Like your father again and you're dead!"

Guan Guanqi met the opponent of the repeater, so angry that he jumped up and down, and Suzaku repeated it frantically: "You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry!"

Guan Guan Tiaojiao: "You bastard! You will lose your hair and be bald tonight!"

Suzaku was silent for a while, and then said two words lightly: "Rebound!"

Guan Guan was taken aback for a moment, before he could think of a reply, Cao Cao stretched out a branch and rolled him back to continue taking orders. Wenxi also finally struggled out of Pi Xiu's arms, looked up at Pi Xiu and said, "It's okay, I just received a big package with 200 postage payable."

Pixiu paused, nodded and said, "That's quite right.

angry. "

"Who sent the package? It's so wicked." Pixiu let go of his hand, and took out the letter paper that Wenxi was holding tightly: "What's written on it, that you are so angry?"

Wenxi closed her eyes: "It's a letter from Yazi."

"What the hell?" Pi Xiu frowned and glanced at Shi Xing after reading this nonsense provocative letter, and spit out two words loudly: "Fart!"

What is Pixiu? He is close to you with ulterior motives. He doesn't love you, but Tao Ti who cheated him of money. It's just because you are Tao Ti's beloved, he can't get Tao Ti, so he tries to get you.

What is Tao Ti actually doesn't really love you, it's just because of your face and the luck of the literary family, and wants to coax your sincerity and play with you.

Pixiu looked at it again, thinking that this idiot should be hung on an electric fan for three days and three nights, shake off the water in his head, and then come out to set fire.

This kind of nonsense that I like and dislike for a while, only Yazi, a fool with a brain as small as his mind, can come up with it.

Pixiu: "What do you mean he is a good person? He deliberately sealed up your family's ashes, thinking that one day they will be buried in the ground for safety. I have been thinking about this for six hundred years. Did he take a nap?"

The demon marks on Wenxi's face gradually receded, and with a chuckle, he bent down and hugged the jar in the box into his arms: "He hasn't figured out that Tao Ti likes my sister and not me, otherwise this letter wouldn't have been sent. come over."

Pi Xiu sneered, and threw the letter paper aside: "It's probably because Tao Ti and I can't sit still before we fight, and I'm thinking of using your family's ashes as a drug."

He took Wenxi's hand: "Let Hou Er and the others move it, what if it doesn't belong to your family?"

Wenxi paused, but still said: "Let me do it, what if it is? The relics of the elders and relatives are not enshrined with my own hands. I am afraid that my grandpa will call me disobedient in a dream."

Seeing this, Pi Xiu also bent down and picked up the remaining two cans from the ground: "Since you said so, I should also help."

The two put the sent glass jars into the storage room in the backyard first, and temporarily put them together with the treasures of gold and silver.

Pi Xiu wiped Wenxi's hands with a wet towel, then clicked his tongue and said, "Tell me, did Tao Ti do something to force him? Otherwise, Yazi wouldn't have sent these things rashly."

"Maybe, but didn't you say that he has been pressed down the mountain and can't walk around casually? Could it be that my sister and brother-in-law went to the gym together?"

Pi Xiu was stunned: "Tao Ti won't be so brave, and your sister's soul body is not stable yet, so he shouldn't take risks. But he can't guarantee to play tricks behind his back. Anyway, he has been like this since he was a child. Didn't take advantage of it."

Wenxi thought for a while and nodded: "I think he sent these things here just to make you and brother-in-law fight because of me, but what good would it do him?"

"Maybe he just wants to see the two people he hates fighting each other. Anyway, I don't know what's going on in his little brain."

Pixiu snorted coldly, stretched out his arms to hold Wenxi and walked out: "Do you want to eat barbecue tonight? I specially brought a Suzaku back to spit fire to roast the meat. The high-temperature roasting locks in the gravy, so it should be even more delicious than usual. "

Wenxi wondered: "Just that black bird?"

Pi Xiu nodded: "It's Suzaku, the bastard in Nezha's hand is Xuanwu, and our family's fortune is White Tiger."

Wenxi: ...

Wenxi: "Slow down, is this a popular cospy among monsters?"

"No, it's true." Pixiu hugged him and explained, until Suzaku threw a fireball in front of Wenxi himself, and he nodded reluctantly to believe it.

Pi Xiu raised his chin towards Qiu Fu who was watching the excitement and clapping his hands: "Go, arrange a place for Suzaku to take care of the barbecue stalls, and ask Hou Si to help him."

Qiu Fu responded, and brought Suzaku back to the kitchen, together with Ren Jiao who was weighing the pot, the three blacks gathered on the top, forming the three black and white brothers, and with the kitchen filled with fireworks, it was very suitable.

Wenxi looked at the time and it seemed that there was still some time before dinner, which was just enough for him and Pi Xiu to go shopping, so he pulled Pi Xiu's hand and said, "Let's go, now I'm going to come back at night just in time for the restaurant."

Pi Xiu thought about it, got up and walked to the big box that Jai Zi sent, reached out and tore off the delivery slip.

"Why are you tearing this up?" Wenxi asked.

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "When the time comes, I will also send some to Yazi, and wish him good health."

Wenxi was taken aback, then smiled and said, "That's fine, I'll pay for it."

The couple took a few turns in the alley in the BMW, and finally stopped in front of a shop.

There are wreaths on the left side of the door, paper figurines on the right side, and five large characters written on the signboard in the middle of the door——

Pharaoh Funeral Shop