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No matter how powerful Sui Yuan was, he didn't dare to use force at the door of the bank, otherwise he would really be robbing the bank.

However, the security guards were persistent and decided that Sui Yuan was trying to plot something wrong.

Sui Yuan had no choice but to explain, "I really don't want to rob a bank. I have two things to do today. The first thing is to buy a kitchen knife, and the second thing is to pay for my mother's pension."

"It's just that I reversed the order, the kitchen knife I bought first..."

The security guard didn't believe it, "Impossible, there is no such stupid person."

【Hahaha, anchor, he called you stupid, can you accept this wronged? You just learned to catch!】

【Anchor, as far as your words are concerned, even a normal person would not believe it!】

[Come, come, there is a prize quiz, count the number of times the host has been misunderstood? Haha. 】

No matter what Sui Yuan explained, the security guards didn't believe it and insisted on sending Sui Yuan to the police station, but in the end there were surveillance cameras.

The owner of the kitchenware store and the owner of the pan mein testified, and the misunderstanding was cleared up.

After explaining clearly, the security guard also breathed a sigh of relief, "I just watched you for a long time, took out the kitchen knife, hid it, took it out, hid it" thought you were planning to hide the murder weapon

"Our security department has made preparations from top to bottom. A few of us are trying to stabilize you, and others have already applied for equipment adjustment.

Hearing this, Sui Yuan was also frightened for a while, but fortunately the misunderstanding was resolved in time, otherwise he didn't know what would happen.

Guided by the security guards, Sui Yuan walked into the lobby of the bank with a kitchen knife. After taking the number, Sui Yuan found a seat and sat down, waiting in line.

It's just that Sui Yuan's appearance is a bit too conspicuous, there is no one in the bank who doesn't look at him, and anyone who sees him is shocked.

Next to him was an elder brother who was curled up all the time, looking at Sui Yuan with strange eyes.

He also muttered in a low voice: "Are all the robbers so qualified now?"

"Robbing a bank and waiting in line to get a number?"

Sui Yuan didn't bother to explain, anyway, there would be no accidents with the security guards.

Half an hour later, Sui Yuan successfully completed the business and took out her mother's pension.

Before leaving, several security guards formed a group to see Sui Yuan off.

They were all a little excited for no reason, and one of the security guards said with a smile: "Dude, you are the biggest challenge we have ever faced in this industry, but it was a false alarm."

"However, is it exciting to think about it?"

Excitement? Sui Yuan rolled his eyes helplessly, then go to the father of the richest man in the world, you may have fun together.

Holding a kitchen knife in one hand and money in the other, Sui Yuan walked out of the bank under the welcome of several security guards.

I met a big brother head-on, and seeing this scene, Brother Yin directly said something about the essence of Chinese culture. 327

"Fuck!"

In fact, I don't blame the big brother, anyone who sees this picture can not be shocked.

Sui Yuan's posture was as if he had just received the protection fee from the bank.

【Haha, that big brother's jaw dropped in shock, it's so interesting. 】

[Nimma, I am really convinced by your anchor, you can enter the bank around the garden knife and come out safe and sound. 】

【It's not only safe and sound, but also being sent off in the lane, anchor, you are so stupid!】

[Hahaha, there is a wave of hot searches on Blind Food, about the fact that I robbed a bank with a kitchen knife and was sent out by the security guard. 】

[Wait, didn't you notice that the anchor's luck has changed a bit recently? Although his affairs are still so weird and funny, it seems that he is not hurt. 】

[Fuck, it's true, recently the anchors are all harming others. 】

Seeing the barrage of water friends, Sui Yuan was also taken aback. He thought about it carefully, and it was true.

Ever since the system reminded me that the quantity of surprise life had changed, I didn't seem to have been hurt.

Has my luck really turned around?

Thinking of this, Sui Yuan couldn't help being happy, if that was the case, she would have nothing to worry about.

It would be nice to have something to test though.

Sui Yuan walked forward while thinking, it was such a coincidence that the opportunity to test came.

Not far ahead, two groups of people were fighting, and they were fighting fiercely.

If it had been put before, Sui Yuan would have walked away without looking back, he knew that as long as he stayed for a moment, he would get into trouble.

But this time Sui Yuan didn't leave, he just watched the fun with a kitchen knife and arms around his shoulders.

I want to see if my luck has really turned.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...

Just when Sui Yuan was watching vigorously, the shrill siren sounded.

Hearing the sound of the police siren, those who were fighting were scattered and shouted quickly! There was no one on the street in two or three seconds.

It's as if nothing happened just now.

Seeing that there was no excitement, Sui Yuan also prepared to leave.

But unexpectedly, the police car came straight to him.

A group of sorghum got out of the police car and came towards Sui Yuan.

One of them turned to Sui Yuan and scolded, "Where's your partner who fought just now?"

"Put down the knife for me! Fighting in the street and committing crimes with a knife, you must go against God!"

As he said that, two sorghums walked over with handcuffs.

Sui Yuan is confused, just want to catch me?"

"I said can you figure it out\?"

"In the previous chapters, you caught me by mistake several times!"

[Hahaha, here we come, here we come, the anchor is going to be unlucky again. 】

【I just said, how could the luck of the anchor turn? He turned to us to see who is going!】

【Anchor, can you accept this grievance? You just learned how to grapple, give me another slap!】

【Hahaha, if the anchor really does it, these sorghums are really not good. You must know that the anchor is a ruthless person who fights seven with his bare hands! What's more, he still has a kitchen knife in his hand this time. 】

Fortunately, one of these Shushu was from the branch office and recognized Sui Yuan, so Sui Yuan was not caught by mistake.

After resolving the misunderstanding, the Shushu also educated Sui Yuan.

"You say that with your luck, you still dare to watch the excitement of fighting with a kitchen knife. Do you think your life is not exciting enough?"

"It's a good thing I'm here today, otherwise you would be arrested again, if I were you, I would stay at home obediently and never go out casually.

Sui Yuan: ".........

Meow, which bastard said my anger turned?

You stand up, I promise not to kill you.

After saying goodbye to Shu Shu, Sui Yuan left.

Just as Sui Yuan left, a young Shushu curled his lips and said: "That kid is quite arrogant, if you didn't know him, Brother Li, I would have handcuffed him.

Shu Shu glared, "You handcuffed him? Dozens of Wu Jings in the Wujing Headquarters drove an armored vehicle and none of them handcuffed him. Can you handcuff him?"

"Do you think I was just here to save him? I was here to save us."

"This kid is too fierce. He has just learned how to tackle, and he has never been wronged. If he doesn't make a move, he will push us to the ground."

The young man was stunned, and stared blankly at Sui Yuan's back, "Damn it! So he is the 'gangster' who made trouble at the Wujing headquarters alone!"

"No wonder you are so arrogant!"

【Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 20 surprise points. 】

Sui Yuan thinks what Shu Shu said makes sense, if you are lucky like yourself, don't wander the streets with a kitchen knife.

Otherwise, what might happen?

Sui Yuan tucked the kitchen knife in his waist, covered it with his coat, and prepared to take a taxi home.

But before he got a taxi, he received a call from Sun Xuetao.

"Hey, Master Sui, I was in a car accident and I'm in the hospital. If you're okay, come and stay with me?"

Sui Yuan was taken aback, "Damn it! I've been electrocuted for three rounds, are you okay?"

"Your uncle, my father was in a car accident, and you still care about your electric tricycle?"

"Do you still have a little conscience? Don't worry, you're fine with the electric tricycle. I was hit by a child riding a bicycle when I got off the car. Come here quickly. It's at the hospital near your home.

Sui Yuan said helplessly: "All right, I'll go over and have a look.

After taking a taxi, Sui Yuan rushed to the hospital. Just as he was about to reach the entrance of the hospital, Sui Yuan received another call.

"Hello, is this Mr. Sui Yuan? This is Jiaojing. Your friend was in a car accident and is now in the hospital."

Sui Yuan responded casually, "I know."

Uh? The other side was obviously stunned, "You...you know?"

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

The opposite party choked and said: "That's just right, it will save me a lot of trouble."

"Your friend's condition is quite serious. He is being rescued in the emergency room. He urgently needs to pay the rescue fee. The total is 20,000 yuan. You can transfer it over."

Sui Yuan was stunned by him at the time, that guy was hit by a bicycle!

Can a bicycle crash into the emergency room? How fast does the bicycle have to pedal?!

[Haha, it's happening again, it's happening again, I knew the anchor's journey would not stop. 】

[Nimma, a child riding a bicycle hit the emergency room, there are only two situations, either the child took off, or your buddy is made of glass. 】

[How is it such a coincidence? Just as my friend called (bhdj), the scene also called. Besides, why did the scene call the anchor? Shouldn’t the friend’s family be contacted?]

【Dude, do you really believe that phone call? It's obviously a scam!】

【Haha, the liar should say that the child is giving first aid. 】

The other party hung up the phone without waiting for Sui Yuan to raise a question, and sent a message.

Sui Yuan didn't expect such a coincidence, and really wanted to send money, but when he looked up, he had already arrived at the gate of the hospital.

After paying the taxi fare, Sui Yuan got out of the car and walked into the hospital, and the money was not paid.

When he got to the hospital, Sui Yuan saw Sun Xuetao sitting in the corridor covered in dirt, and he was a little traumatized.

But at this level, even if you are giving a beating, you won't be in the emergency room!

Sui Yuan walked over and asked, "How are you doing?"

Sun Xuetao pointed to his leg, "There is a bit of trauma on the leg."

"Is that serious?"

"That depends on whether the wound will get worse."

Seeing that Sun Xuetao could still joke, Sui Yuan knew he was fine.

"You're so hurt, why did you call me here?"

Sun Xuetao said helplessly: "I'm afraid you'll use three rounds of electricity, so let you come and ride!"

"Besides, I probably won't be able to ride with my legs."

Sui Yuan: ""

"My electric tricycle doesn't need pedals." Sui Yuan gave Sun Xuetao an angry look, saw that his mouth was dry, and planned to go downstairs to buy him a bottle of water.

But as soon as he arrived downstairs, he received a call from Sun Xuetao.

Before he could speak, Sun Xuetao burst into tears, "Old classmate, hurry up, save me, I'm about to die.

"Whoa, whoa, the doctor said that my leg needs to be operated on quickly. If it doesn't move anymore, it will be amputated. Please give me money!"

Sui Yuan is about to collapse, wasn't she fine just now?

In just ten seconds of effort, he wants to amputate?

Is this getting worse too quickly?

It was too late to buy water, so Sui Yuan hurried upstairs and saw that Sun Xuetao was flirting with a girl next to him with his legs crossed.

"Sister, do you know how brother's leg was injured?"

"For just one child."

"The kid was galloping on the road on his bicycle, and was about to be hit by a car. I rushed up and kicked the car away."

"No, the legs are scratched..."

Before Sun Xuetao finished speaking, Sui Yuan rushed forward with a flying kick.

straight

Then kicked Sun Xuetao to the ground.

Before Sun Xuetao could react, Sui Yuan cursed, "Aren't you going to have your leg amputated?"

"And let him kick the car with his legs, if that's the case, you still have to amputate? He's already crippled!"

"Are you kidding me?"

Sun Xuetao lay on the ground, looking at Sui Yuan with an aggrieved expression, "I just want to flirt with a crush, why are you reacting so badly?"

"I know you just learned to grab, but there's no need to use it on me, I'm still recovering from illness."

"Also, what amputation, who wants amputation?"

Sui Yuan was also a little dazed, the two paired up, and it was only then that Sui Yuan knew that Sun Xuetao hadn't called at all.

But the number and voice just now belonged to Sun Xuetao. When Sui Yuan was in the dark, the call came again.

Sui Yuan directly handed the phone to Sun Xuetao, "Come on, you called me again, you can answer it yourself."

As far as this is concerned, if it is not for the parties involved, they will not understand at all.

Sun Xuetao took the phone over and answered it, his face turned pale with fright, "Master Sui, I myself said that I was going to die.

Sui Yuan:

[Nimma, you can die laughingly. A simple phone scam turned the two of you into a multidimensional universe. You are so talented. 】

【Hahaha, is it possible that the call came from him from the underworld?】

【I myself said that I was going to die! Nima, no matter how I heard it, I find it funny. 】

【What do you think the anchor will look like when he encounters himself in parallel time and space?】

【Anchor: I can suffer this grievance, I just learned how to grasp, another anchor: I can bear this kind of grievance, I also just learned how to grasp.

Then snap! snap! snap]

【I suspect you are driving, but I have no evidence, hahaha. 】

At this moment, Sui Yuan finally realized that he had encountered a telecom fraud.

I'm so angry.

"Meow, can I be wronged like this? Bring it, I'll call the police!"

Sun Xuetao said: "We haven't suffered any losses, Shushu won't care about it."

Sui Yuan pouted, "Can you compare with Brother? Brother has acquaintances."

[Acquaintance? Hahaha. 】

[Isn't there an acquaintance? In the imperial capital, from Wujing, Jiaojing to Shushu, there is no acquaintance of the anchor. 】

Call Zhang Bureau, Sui Yuan explained the situation.

Bureau Zhang said that this is a new type of fraud. It is two high-tech software, one is a number changing software, and the other is a voice cloning software, which is hard to detect.

They are also trying to find a way to detect it.

Speaking of this, Zhang Ju said with a smile: "Sui Yuan, how about you help us?"

"With your unfathomable luck, maybe the case will be solved soon."

"Goodbye!" Sui Yuan hung up the phone directly.

At this moment, the familiar white coat came again. After seeing Sui Yuan, he said something directly.

"You hit it?"

"..."

I asked the white coat about Sun Xuetao's condition, and the white coat said nothing was wrong except for scratches.

But Sun Xuetao seemed frightened by the fraudulent call, and asked with a mournful face: "Doctor, am I okay? I called just now, and I said I was dying."

B: "?!"

Dazed for a few seconds, the white coat looked at Sui Yuan, "Why don't you give your friend a brain test.

""

After repeatedly confirming that Sun Xuetao was fine, Sui Yuan left.

As soon as he arrived at Dian Sanlun, he received a call from Yang Xiaomi.

With the experience just now, Sui Yuan is very cautious.

"Hello? Sui Yuan? I'm Yang Xiaomi, do you have time now?"

"Can you come to my house?"

Sui Yuan asked cautiously: "Which Yang Xiaomi are you?"

Eh?! Yang Xiaomi was taken aback, "Are you sick?"

Sui Yuan curled his lips, "You are sick! My boss is going to Xiangshan today, how could he ask me to go home!"

"You liar, if you dare to lie to me again, I'll catch you!"

After speaking, Yuan hung up the phone.

the other side.

Looking at the hung up phone, Yang Xiaomi was stunned. .