Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

"This old sixth, how dare you scold me?"

Looking at the phone that was hung up, Yang Xiaomi was really angry, "It's a pity that I still wanted to call your house to meet my dad."

As she spoke, Yang Xiaomi blushed.

When she came back from Sui Yuan's house yesterday, Sui Yuan's image was still in her mind~.

For Sui Yuan, Yang Xiaomi really has a great impression, and she and Sui Yuan's mother also hit it off very well, so she was interested in dating.

Thinking about myself being thirty, I should have a serious relationship.

It happened that my father was at home today, so I asked Sui Yuan to come over and let my father have a look, so I could get to know him and pave the way for the future.

Yang Xiaomi had a good idea, but she didn't expect this to happen after a phone call.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, Yang Xiaomi sent a prestige video.

Sui Yuan was about to go home on a tricycle when Yang Xiaomi's video call came.

"Boss? Why did you suddenly play the video?"

Yang Xiaomi rolled her eyes angrily, "I'll let you take a good look, which Yang Xiaomi am I, and am I a liar!"

Eh? Sui Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had misunderstood, he hurriedly explained, "Boss, listen to me, I am because..."

"Okay, okay, I don't want to hear it, if you want to explain, come to my house!"

"The address has been sent to you, hang up!"

Before Sui Yuan could respond, Yang Xiaomi hung up the video directly.

Sui Yuan smiled wryly, what is this called!

Meow, it's all those damn scam calls!

Wait, if I have the chance, I will definitely take all of you into the pot.

It's not an option to go on like this.

The scammer's technology is so powerful, even the voice of the number can be imitated, I can't answer every call, be careful, right?

By the way, isn't there a software that intercepts fraudulent calls? I can just download one.

Thinking of this, Sui Yuan hurriedly searched for antivirus software.

Soon he chose one and clicked to download.

Just after downloading, a bright red page popped up on his phone.

It says, 【Congratulations! Congratulations! Your phone has a virus!】

Water friends in the live broadcast room.

【Nimma, I really admire you as the anchor, there are accidents in everything you do!】

[Hahaha, this virus software is quite polite. 】

【You are polite? Is it annoying? It is simply murderous!】

[Virus software: Can I be wronged? I just upgraded to a new virus, hahaha. 】

【Anchor, let me ask again, with your luck, how did you live so long. 】

"Fuck, what the hell?"

"Isn't this anti-virus software? How can it still get a virus?"

Sui Yuan hurriedly tried to delete the software, but found that the phone could no longer be operated.

It even plays some strange sounds automatically, and it is very special.

It's just that Sui Yuan doesn't know yet.

"Damn! A virus dares to be arrogant. I learned computer programming. Didn't you just pinch your broken virus?"

"But I don't have time to talk to you now, you wait for me to come back from the boss's house."

With a swipe, Sui Yuan got off the electric three rounds.

To go to the boss's house, he can't go there on a three-wheeler. After all, Boss Yang is a big star, so he can't embarrass others!

Furthermore, Boss Yang's house is quite far away, and the battery of the electric tricycle may not be enough.

It is better to take a taxi.

Thinking about it, Sui Yuan walked out of the hospital and came to the side of the road to take a taxi.

Just at this time, a bus came, and it happened to be the route to Boss Yang's house.

It's also good and cheap to take the bus.

Although Sui Yuan earned a small amount of money through system rewards and live broadcasts, he should be frugal.

Isn't there such a saying?

Riding a bike to the pub is worth the money in the province.

Sui Yuan got on the bus and saw that there were quite a few people on the bus, but there were still vacant seats at the back.

He walked over and sat beside an old man with a good temperament.

When the car started, Sui Yuan was idle, so he fiddled with his phone again.

At this time, another message appeared from the mobile phone virus software.

[Hurry up and make money, otherwise the phone will play strange sounds from time to time. 】

Whoops!

threaten me?

Am I the one under threat? Computational programming I just learned!

Wait, I'll kill you when I find the device.

Putting the phone back in his pocket, Sui Yuan ignored it.

The bus was traveling peacefully along the way, and nothing bad happened.

Sui Yuan was still thinking that in the future, he would have to take this kind of normal transportation, so as to save himself from encountering any strange traffickers, so that he could act bravely.

Just as he was thinking, Sui Yuan's cell phone rang suddenly, and it was a middle-aged and elderly man's deep voice.

"Just let me kiss you, just one kiss!"

It was so loud that everyone on the bus could hear it.

In an instant, everyone on the bus turned their heads, and even the driver looked back through the rearview mirror.

They first looked at Sui Yuan, then at the old man, their eyes became meaningful.

Sui Yuan was so embarrassed that he hurriedly covered his pocket.

He was embarrassed, and the uncle next to him was even more embarrassed, his face turned red, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

Seeing this scene, the water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

【Hahaha, anchor, you are making trouble!】

[Nimma, I can't stop laughing. That uncle never dreamed that such a weird thing would happen when he was riding a bus. 】

[Anchor, you are too ruthless, you have ruined the uncle's fame for the rest of his life! Haha. 】

【Is this the function of a mobile phone virus? It's too ruthless, what kind of bullshit is this?】

Sui Yuan didn't know how to explain this matter, so he could only dodge everyone's strange gazes, and turned his head to meet the old man's eyes.

The old man blushed and stared at Sui Yuan with a thick neck, with endless embarrassment and complaints in his eyes.

Sui Yuan hurriedly turned her head away from the old man's condemning eyes.

[Hahaha, don't watch the anchor, I'm afraid that you and the old man will have a spark of love. 】

[Grandpa: I hate it, everyone said so, just let you kiss. 】

【Fuck, water friend, you are a wolf!】

[Anchor: I can accept this grievance, I just learned how to catch, slap! I gave the old man a bite. 】

[…]

Fortunately, the phone rang once and then went silent, and the people who ate melons didn't say anything, they turned their heads away, and the old man looked away again.

And just when Sui Yuan was about to breathe a sigh of relief, that damned virus came out again.

"Oh, just let me touch it!"

brush!

Everyone suddenly turned their heads again and looked straight at the old man. The driver coughed twice in embarrassment.

"Ahem! Pay attention to the impact, don't disturb other passengers."

The old man really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, but now he could hear the sound from Sui Yuan's cell phone.

Quickly explained: "It's his cell phone, cell phone!"

A big sister in front said: "You can't even touch other people's mobile phones.

The old man was so angry that his face turned purple.

【Hahaha, anchor, if you can’t do it, get off the car, you’re a bit of a waste here!】

[Mobile phone virus: You still want to delete me, can I be wronged? I just upgraded, haha!]

【Nimma, I can’t stop laughing, anchor, you really are that one!】

Seeing that the old man was about to explode, Sui Yuan wanted to explain, but before he could speak, the phone beeped again.

"Oh! Don't hug me!"

It was no coincidence that the driver made a sharp turn suddenly, and the old man couldn't sit still and rushed towards Sui Yuan.

This is called a porcelain solid!

Sui Yuan was also stunned, like a wounded bird, holding his arms tightly.

That posture, a proper victim!

The people in the car were all shocked when they saw this scene.

#t:"..."

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 130 surprise points. 】

Sui Yuan is almost speechless, now is the time, can you please stop messing up?

The big sister who spoke before might not be able to stand it anymore, and directly scolded: "Master, you are so old, can you restrain yourself?"

"We don't care about your sexual orientation, but you can't force others to make things difficult for you!"

As soon as the big sister spoke, the others also condemned her.

"It's said that the bad guys are getting old. At first I didn't believe it, but now I believe it."

"Master, we are not talking about you, the young man is not willing, so why do you force it.

"It's really disrespectful to be old at such an advanced age!"

"Quick, get out of the car, we don't want to sit with people like you.

After being condemned by everyone, the uncle was so wronged that he almost cried.

"You, you..."

"Driver stop!"

"I won't sit down anymore!"

The uncle shouted angrily, stood up and was about to get out of the car.

The driver didn't get used to the old man, so he pulled over and stopped. When the old man got out of the car, the driver even said a word.

"If you don't sit, I won't pull you!"

Seeing the back of the uncle leaving angrily, Sui Yuan felt very sorry for the uncle.

He was too embarrassed to continue to sit down. Of course, the most important thing was to worry about what would happen to the phone.

The people in the car also advised Sui Yuan not to worry, the old hooligan had already left, so he sat down steadily.

Sui Yuan waved his hand embarrassingly, but got out of the car anyway.

Whether the old man is a hooligan, he doesn't know, if the mobile phone is messed up, then he will be considered a hooligan.

【Hahaha, anchor, your luck is really bad, you're killing the old man alive!】

【Grandpa: I really jumped into the Yellow River and can't wash myself away!】

[Anchor, you are lucky that the old man can't catch, otherwise you will be held down, haha. 】

【Is this the end? Why do I feel that I still have more to say?】

…… Ask for flowers……………

【Hahaha, I have a hunch that this matter will not end easily with the anchor's pissing nature. 】

Sui Yuan got off the bus, took a taxi, and continued walking to Boss Yang's house.

Afraid of misunderstanding, Sui Yuan notified the same plane in advance about the virus in his phone.

The driver brother didn't care, he just responded and drove forward.

When we arrived at a traffic light intersection, the driver's elder brother called on his mobile phone, and it was his wife.

As we all know, you can't answer the phone with your hands while driving, so the driver turned on the loudspeaker.

There is no exciting content, just a normal conversation between husband and wife.

Ask when you leave work, what time you get home for dinner, how much you earn today and so on.

It was normal at first, but at this moment, Sui Yuan's cell phone rang again.

This time it was a delicate woman's voice, full of allure.

"Brother, is three hundred okay?"

"I can do anything."

driver:"?!"

Sui Yuan is about to collapse, you are so awesome!

The driver's daughter-in-law was obviously stunned for a moment, followed by a heavy hang-up sound.

Seeing the driver's sad expression, Sui Yuan hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, brother."

【Nimma! I can’t laugh anymore, has this virus become a virus?】

[Anchor: Dare to show affection in front of me, I can

Due to this grievance, my phone just got a virus, hahaha. 】

[No, no, I can't laugh anymore, anchor, you should listen to Shu Shu and don't go out, these people in the imperial capital are really not enough for you!]

[Hey, marriage is not easy, breaking up a couple is a couple, hahaha. 】

0.......

Since Sui Yuan had said hello before getting into the car, the driver brother couldn't say anything, he could only look at Sui Yuan and said depressedly: "I'm fine."

"But my wife can't bear it!"

"Why don't you explain it to my wife.

Sui Yuan: ""

Finally, she came to Yang Xiaomi's community without any danger.

As soon as he got off the car, Sui Yuan saw a familiar figure standing at the gate of the community.

Isn't this the old man on the bus?

Thinking of making the old man very angry before, Sui Yuan wanted to go up and apologize.

"Grandpa, you

As soon as he saw Sui Yuan, the old man ran away without listening to Sui Yuan's words.

That speed, Rabbit is his grandson.

Sui Yuan shouted: "Grandpa, don't run away! I'm here to apologize to you."

The old man ran wildly, turning around and shouting, "Don't come here!"

[Hahaha, I knew there would be a follow-up, Nima died laughing. 】

[Anchor, you better stop chasing, if you want to scare the old man out of your mind, you will be guilty of a serious crime. 】

[Nimma, the anchor's daily life is really wonderful. 】

Seeing that the old man was so resistant to him, Sui Yuan had no choice but to give up, thinking that he would have a chance in the future, when the old man got over his strength and met again, he would apologize.

After bidding farewell to the old man, Sui Yuan came to Yang Xiaomi's house according to the address sent by her.

Yang Xiaomi opened the door, and seeing that Sui Yuan was in a bad mood, she wondered, "What's wrong?"

Sui Yuan sighed helplessly, and told the story of his love and hatred with the old man.

When Yang Xiaomi heard it, she almost burst out laughing, and squatted down on the ground.

Looking at Yang Xiaomi who was paralyzed from laughing, Sui Yuan became even more depressed.

"Boss, I advise you to be kind."

"Hahaha, Sui Yuan, you are such a weirdo!" Yang Xiaomi laughed loudly, "Anything can happen to you.

"I've already started editing your live video, and when the editing is done, we'll show it."

"I have already thought of the name, how about calling it "A Surprised Life"?"

Surprise life?

Sui Yuan rolled his eyes, boss, you are with the system, right?

Twenty minutes later, Yang Xiaomi put away her smile. She asked for Sui Yuan's phone, "Come on, I'll kill the virus for you."

"I have this device on my computer and it works very well."

Sui Yuan took out his mobile phone and handed it to Yang Xiaomi.

Just as Yang Xiaomi was disinfecting the phone, the doorbell rang.

"Sui Yuan, open the door for me."

"Oh, good." Sui Yuan responded and stepped forward to open the door.

As soon as he opened it, Sui Yuan was stunned.

The door turned out to be the old man!

The old man was also stupefied when he saw Sui Yuan. He took two steps back, looked at the house number first, and after confirming that it was his home, he said angrily, "You're never finished!"

"Catch me alone? May I beg you to find someone else?"

"Why did you drive me home!"

"What enmity and resentment do we have!"

Sui Yuan waved his hands again and again, "It's not uncle, you misunderstood, I am..."

At this moment, Boss Yang came over, saw the old man and said directly: "Dad, you are back!"

dad?

【dad?】

【Fuck!!? Meaning】.