Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

Inside the office powder room.

Yang Xiaomi looked at her red nose that was bumped like a clown, and couldn't help complaining.

"This old sixth is not only making fun of himself, but also making fun of others."

Thinking about what happened today, especially when Wang Shoufu took the Chinese patent medicine as coffee and still had endless aftertaste, Yang Xiaomi couldn't help laughing.

"Hehehe, but it's really joyful to have such a living treasure by my side."

buzz buzz․ .…………

The phone is calling.

Yang Xiaomi picked up the phone and looked, it was the richest man Wang calling.

"Hello, Mr. Wang.

"Hahaha, Mr. Yang, guess what? The coffee you gave me is actually very similar to the Chinese patent medicine my wife drinks. It's amazing."

Yang Xiaomi was taken aback.

Nima, this is a case solved.

There was no way, Yang Xiaomi could only confess.

Although Wang's richest man is still unclear, this kind of thing will be revealed sooner or later.

Confess early and be practical.

After listening to Yang Xiaomi's explanation, Wang Shoufu was obviously taken aback.

After more than ten seconds, he also laughed, "Hahaha, this Sui Yuan is really funny."

"It seems that I voted him really right."

Yang Xiaomi apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. Wang, I didn't expect such an accident.

"Haha, it's okay, anyway, Chinese patent medicines don't do any harm to people, so I just drank a cup of cold medicine, but don't tell me, I really like the taste."

Yang Xiaomi: "...

"Okay, Mr. Yang, don't take it seriously, you hurry up and implement the movie, I really can't wait."

"Okay, sure."

After chatting for a while, Yang Xiaomi hung up the call, looked in the mirror, and murmured: "I don't know what dinner that guy will prepare for me.

But Yang Xiaomi still doesn't know that Sui Yuan is making trouble again.

After leaving the company, Sui Yuan rushed to the seafood market.

He thought that since he wanted to treat Yang Xiaomi to a big meal, he had to buy some seafood.

Soon he reached his destination.

Since it was afternoon, there were not many people in the seafood market, and many stalls were closed.

The seafood in the rest of the stalls does not seem to be very fresh.

Sui Yuan wandered around for a long time, but did not find the final seafood. When he was in distress, he suddenly saw a stall selling crayfish.

Wouldn't it be nice to make a spicy crayfish?

Thinking, Sui Yuan walked over.

Seeing Sui Yuan approaching, the stall owner smiled and said, "How about some crayfish?"

"If you want to buy it, hurry up, it will be gone when you come back."

Sui Yuan took a look, and sure enough there wasn't much left, but the quality of the small dragon 533 prawns was not bad, they were big, and they were all alive.

Sui Yuan picked out a few bad ones, and said to the boss, "I'll take the rest."

The stall owner was very happy, Sui Yuan bought them all, then he can go home.

"Hahaha, okay, I'll put it on for you."

Suddenly the stall owner found that he had no plastic bags.

He thought for a while and brought his bucket over, "Young man, there is no plastic bag, I'll put it in a bucket for you, this bucket is where I put the crayfish, it's very clean.

Sui Yuan didn't care, "Okay, it's fine."

After giving the money, Sui Yuan walked out of the seafood market with a bucket, and then went to the supermarket to buy some condiments.

Everything went smoothly, but what Sui Yuan didn't notice was that the bucket was cracked.

What was even more unexpected was that Yuan fell again.

Sui Yuan was speechless, "Isn't this medicine too strong? It hasn't passed after so long.

"Did the white coat trick me?"

After muttering a few words, Sui Yuan got up from the ground. He picked up the bucket and prepared to continue walking, but the bucket broke.

The weather is cold in winter, and the plastic is very brittle. In addition, the bucket has cracks, so it is normal to break it.

Normal is normal, but Sui Yuan is troubled.

Seeing the crayfish crawling all over the ground, Sui Yuan was a little dazed.

[Hahaha, come to live again, come to live again. 】

【I knew something was going to happen, how could it be possible to get home safely with the anchor's pissing nature?】

【Hahaha, that's right, if nothing happens, I'm sorry that his brain was drained. 】

【Crayfish: I can suffer this grievance, my newly sharpened pliers, hahaha. 】

【Anchor, this crayfish is provoking you, what about your grappling technique? Press and hold it, hahaha. 】

Seeing the crayfish running around everywhere, Sui Yuan felt a little anxious, the most annoying thing was that a crayfish crawled to his feet and grabbed his Xie with its pliers.

Oops I'm going!

Provoke me, can I be wronged?

Gritting his teeth, Sui Yuan grabbed the crayfish and stuffed it directly into his pocket.

Today Sui Yuan is wearing a large coat with a lot of pockets, there are four pockets inside and out.

Sui Yuan grabbed the crayfish and desperately stuffed it into the four pockets, let alone stuffed it in.

Seeing this scene in the live broadcast room, everyone was shocked.

[Nimma, the anchor is a ruthless person, and uses his clothes to carry crayfish. 】

[Hahaha, I don't know why, I just want to laugh when I see the anchor, and I feel like something is going to happen soon. 】

【Anchor, are you sure this is okay? Why do I feel a little dangerous? Hahaha. 】

[Life is impermanent, white is impermanent and black is impermanent! Hahaha. 】

[Brother, I feel that you are connoting the anchor, but I have no evidence, hahaha. 】

After stuffing the crayfish, Sui Yuan continued down and soon arrived at a supermarket.

Sui Yuan didn't think much about it, so he walked in to buy condiments.

As soon as he entered the door, Sui Yuan saw a little brother guarding the cake booth with a sign saying free tasting.

Sui Yuan is really a little hungry. He has been suffering from a bad cold today. He has no appetite, so he doesn't eat much. It may be that the cold has improved and his hunger has picked up.

Stepping over, the little brother was very enthusiastic, "Sir, try our small cake, it tastes sweet and delicious, and you will not be disappointed."

As he said that, he directly handed a piece to Sui Yuan. Sui Yuan took the small cake and pinched it with his fingers. It was fluffy and soft, very good.

"Well, this is the cake, much better than what my mother made.

【Hahaha, anchor, the two are not comparable, okay?】

【Anchor, your layout is small, what Aunt made is a cake? That is a weight! Haha. 】

【Aunt: Look down on me, don’t you? The cake I just learned, bang! The anchor’s head is broken, haha. 】

Sui Yuan took a bite of the cake, not to mention, it tasted really good.

And just as he was enjoying the delicious food, the crayfish in his inner pocket firmly came to him, and he was sleepy.

That location is very coincidental, above the stomach, below the neck, where is it? You can guess for yourself.

The sudden soreness, Sui Yuan was not prepared at all!

With a puff, he collapsed directly to the ground.

Seeing this, the little brother was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, "Hahaha, how is it? It's delicious enough to kneel down, right?"

【Hahaha, little brother, you are answering like a god! How did you know that the host has a delicious expression?】

【What's wrong? What's wrong? Why is the anchor kneeling, I don't understand!】

[I still don’t understand this, try putting the crayfish in your pocket when you turn around, it won’t pinch you to death, haha. 】

[Fuck! So that's what happened! I said something would happen. 】

【Crayfish: I can spoil you, I just sharpened the pliers, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan's forehead was sweating from the pain, the crayfish still couldn't pull it off, the soreness went straight to his forehead, it was too exciting.

The little brother couldn't see anything wrong at this time, and asked nervously, "What's wrong with you?"

Sui Yuan couldn't say that he was caught by the crayfish, so he could only find an excuse, "I...my stomach hurts!"

It was so painful that Sui Yuan's voice split a bit, and the customers next to him turned pale with fright when they saw Sui Yuan's state.

They stared blankly at the little brother, "Damn! Your cake won't be poisonous, right?"

13:""

[Hahaha, little brother is confused. 】

[Nimma, the anchor is going to be rambunctious again, haha. 】

【I can't stop laughing, anchor, you are such a talent!】

【Brother: Do you want to touch porcelain? I just learned how to grab, so stop making trouble!】

【Hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan didn't bother to explain, he just wanted to get the crayfish out, grabbed the plastic bag on the cake stand and ran to the toilet.

There happened to be a big cleaner at the door of the toilet. He was also taken aback when he saw Sui Yuan hunched over, clutching his stomach, with an anxious expression on his face.

"Young man, there is paper in it, what do you use a plastic bag for?"

[Hahaha, no, I can’t laugh anymore, what’s the use of holding a plastic bag? Hahaha. 】

【Grandpa, you are so alive, the plastic bag wipes your butt, isn’t it slippery?】

[No, I really can't take it anymore, I laughed to death, haha. 】

[Uncle: You young people really know how to play! Hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan really doesn't care about the University (bhdc), now the crayfish in his pocket have rebelled, and he can't tell how many crayfish come to him again.

Rushing into the bathroom, Sui Yuan hurriedly took out all the crayfish in his pocket and stuffed them into plastic bags.

He faced the mirror again and looked at his body.

Good guy, there is no good place anymore, there are red spots and blue spots everywhere, and those with trypophobia will have to pass out.

[…]

[...!!]

[Pfft, hahaha. 】

[The anchor is... pretty white. 】

Sui Yuan:

"roll!"

He walked out of the bathroom carrying a bag of crayfish, and the uncle at the door was stunned when he saw it.

He stared dumbfounded at the bag of crayfish in Sui Yuan's hand, "You...where did you get your crayfish?"

【Hahaha, no, no, I'm so fucking dying of laughter. 】

[Uncle: Your young people's digestive system is really not good. Hahaha. 】

[Is this damn baby born? Or a litter of babies, hahaha. 】

【Anchor, you are so wonderful! I can't take it anymore, hahaha. 】

[Proper technology and hard work, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan really didn't know how to explain, so he hurried to buy condiments.

After buying everything, Sui Yuan went to the counter to check out.

The cashier looked at Sui Yuan, pointed to the crayfish in his hand, "Put this one on, too.

Sui Yuan was taken aback, "This is mine."

The cashier smiled professionally, "It's yours after you pay."

"No, it's really mine." Kinda.

The cashier continued to smile professionally, "I gave you the money, and it's all yours."

"I'm meow!"

"It's unreasonable, why do you still ask me to pay?"

【Anchor, this is your fault, you don’t get paid for what you sell! Haha. 】

[The anchor is too miserable, he was caught, and he has to pay again. 】

[I, Nima, can't stop laughing, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan also knew that the cashier had misunderstood, thinking about it, it would be strange not to be misunderstood in this situation.

But Sui Yuan didn't know how to prove it, so in a hurry, Sui Yuan rinsed, lifted up his clothes, and showed his wound to the cashier.

The cashier was taken aback for a moment, then resumed his professional smile, and shouted to the side.

"Security, someone stole it!"

"Also... playing hooligans!"

【Hahaha, I laughed so hard. 】

[Anchor, you are really that one! Really, hahaha. 】

[No, I really want to laugh out loud. 】

[The funniest thing is the cashier sister, how did she say these words so calmly. 】

【Indeed, the service attitude is really good! If it were me, I would have burst out laughing!】

[No, no, I can't laugh anymore. 】

[Sister cashier, listen to my advice, don't call security, the anchor will catch you, hahaha. 】

When the female cashier yelled, three or four security guards rushed over.

Grabbing Sui Yuan is about to start.

Sui Yuan was also in a hurry.

He was not going well today, fell several times, and was reprimanded by the boss.

Buying a crayfish was also misunderstood.

He also said he was playing hooligans.

Can this be tolerated?

"You guys are going too far, are you unreasonable?"

"Can I be wronged? I just learned to grab!"

Snapped!

clap!

With three or two strokes, Sui Yuan held those three or four.

Then Sui Yuan suddenly turned his head and looked at the female cashier with sharp eyes.

Seeing Sui Yuan being so aggressive, the female cashier was also terrified. Trembling, she took out all the cashier's money and put it on the table.

"Brother, let me give you the money, will you let me go?"

Sui Yuan:

[Hahaha, here we go again, here we go again. 】

[Buy some condiments and become a supermarket robber, anchor, you really are that one! Hahaha. 】

【I gave you the money, let me go? Hahaha, sister waiter, there is something in your words!】

[Nimma, I can’t stop laughing, hahaha. 】

[The classic scene is here again, the anchor is still as strong as ever! 】

【I can suffer this grievance, I just learned how to capture, hahaha!】

Just when the onlookers were about to call the police, the cleaner came over.

Finally, under the testimony and monitoring of the uncle, the misunderstanding was finally explained clearly.

The cashier and your security guard repeatedly apologized to Sui Yuan, and the manager also came, and in order to express his apology, he gave Sui Yuan a lot of crayfish.

Sui Yuan looked at several bags of crayfish in his hand, and sighed helplessly, "I just want to eat a crayfish, what's wrong with me!"

【Hahaha, it's not you who's wrong, it's this society that's wrong. 】

【Are you still wronged? Are the female cashiers and security guards not wronged?】

【Really Nima can't live with laughter!】

[Eating a crayfish is so thrilling, anchor, you are really no one. 】

[Laughing to death, hahaha. 】

After going through all kinds of hardships, Sui Yuan finally returned home safely.

After adjusting his mood, Sui Yuan started cooking crayfish.

This time there were enough crayfish, so Sui Yuan made several more flavors.

What spicy, what garlic, what spice, everything.

A large table is full of crayfish.

When Yang Xiaomi arrived, she was stunned when she saw so many crayfish.

"You took out the crayfish farm?"

Sui Yuan rolled his eyes helplessly, and told Yang Xiaomi about buying crayfish.

Yang Xiaomi burst out laughing.

"Hehehe, Sui Yuan, you are really...so interesting, hehehe.

"I really didn't expect that there would be such an interesting person as you in this world."

"Knowing you is really the happiest thing in my life, giggling..."

Looking at Yang Xiaomi who was trembling with laughter, Sui Yuan rolled her eyes angrily, "Thank you."

"Can you stop laughing? Eat or not?"

"Eat, of course." Yang Xiaomi suppressed a smile, "How can I not eat the crayfish you bought so hard?"

"Sui Yuan, which crayfish caught you, you tell me, I will avenge you and destroy it!"

"Cluck.

Sui Yuan:

[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing. 】

【Crayfish: Are you polite?】

Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi sat facing each other, sharing the delicacy of crayfish together.

Also drank wine.

The atmosphere is also better.

And at this moment.

[Ding, congratulations on the successful upgrade of the host system. 】

Forehead?

Upgrade finished?.