Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

Hearing the news that the system upgrade was completed, Sui Yuan was a little surprised.

It seems that the long-lost feeling has returned.

[Ding, the system has been upgraded successfully, and the gold and above lottery mode has been opened, please hosts to quickly accumulate surprise points. 】

[Ding, the surprise life is upgraded to the surprise big life, the progress ~ bar reaches 60%]

[The unknown function is ready, wait for the host to open it. 】

Sui Yuan: "........."

Doesn't this suggest that Nima is sloppy?

It seems to have been given, but it seems not to be given.

Surprise What the hell is a "big" life? My current life isn't enough - surprise?

If he is surprised again, he will be killed!

Dog system, I feel that you are looking for trouble, but I have no proof.

Regarding the system, Sui Yuan is really helpless, but thinking about it carefully, it seems that the reason for his current life is not entirely due to the system.

As if the system function was turned off today, he was also full of surprises.

Could it be that my fate was about to change, and the system just pushed this change forward?

Hey, whatever.

Anyway, I can't refuse now, so I just accept it.

Okay, I'm lying flat, and it's broken, so what do you like?

"Sui Yuan, what's the matter with you? Still not feeling well?"

Seeing Sui Yuan sitting in a daze, Yang Xiaomi asked suspiciously.

Sui Yuan didn't know how to explain it, so he just said, "Well, there's still a little bit."

Yang Xiaomi covered her mouth and said with a coquettish smile: "You are really, a cold is nothing, you have taken medicine and confused yourself.

"Also, your body is not good enough, it's time to exercise."

no?!

Who do you look down on!

Sui Yuan raised his eyebrows, "I'm not physically fit? Am I mistaken, I can catch it.

"Even Widow Li in the next building said I have a great physique!"

"..."

Ok?!

"Widow Lee?"

Before Sui Yuan finished speaking, Yang Xiaomi cast a murderous look, and then smiled coldly.

"Hehe, you've had enough fun! You won't let the widows go?"

【Hahaha, it's over, it's over, something will happen. 】

[Anchor, you can! The thief and the thief took Grandma Wang’s flowery underpants, and now there is a widow Li, you are really not picky, hahaha. 】

[Nimma, I am really convinced by the anchor, and I can have fun even if I say a word. 】

【Big Honey: I’m not as good as a widow, am I? I’m top class, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan knew that Yang Xiaomi had misunderstood, so she quickly explained, "Boss, it's not what you think, I did something for Widow Li, so

"Okay, okay." Yang Xiaomi waved her hand and interrupted Sui Yuan, "Don't explain, I'll just ask you a word, who looks better, Widow Li or me.

Forehead?!

Sui Yuan was taken aback, "What kind of question is this?"

"Is there any comparison between you and Widow Lee?"

Huh?! Yang Xiaomi's complexion changed, and her beautiful eyes slowly knotted up.

"No." Sui Yuan hurriedly explained, "I mean, you don't have to compare with Widow Li.

"Not right."

"I mean, what do you compare to a widow? You'd be disgraced if you won!"

Meow!

Yang Xiaomi was about to explode.

This idiot, why are you talking so much nonsense!

Just say, I'm the prettiest, right?

Originally, Yang Xiaomi wanted to be tougher than Sui Yuan, but thinking that he was not normal today, she endured it.

Looking at Sui Yuan who was shaking her head in embarrassment, Yang Xiaomi also had a helpless face, "Sui Yuan, listen to my advice."

"If you don't use your brain, leave it to someone who needs it."

Sui Yuan:

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I didn't expect that Da Mimi is also a joker. 】

【Anchor, really, I really want to ask you, how did you live to such a big age? Is it really just luck?】

[Blind guess hot search, big honey and mysterious widow compare beauty, big honey loses! Hahaha. 】

[Big honey, listen to my advice, report it like a capture, or I'm afraid you won't be able to be an anchor in the future, hahaha. 】

buzz buzz.

Just when Sui Yuan was thinking about how to explain, Yang Xiaomi's cell phone rang.

Rolling a blank look at Sui Yuan, Yang Xiaomi answered the phone.

"Hello, Reba."

"Okay, I'll be there right away.

Yang Xiaomi hung up the phone after saying a few words, she looked at Sui Yuan angrily, "I have something to do, I have to go first."

"Reba's new play is finished, I will welcome her.

"You! Stay here and think about how to answer me."

With a shake, Yang Xiaomi stood up and left.

Sui Yuan was very embarrassed, after a good meal of apology, another mess came out.

When they went downstairs, Yang Xiaomi turned her head and saw that Sui Yuan hadn't followed, she stomped her feet angrily.

"This straight man has a negative EQ! I don't know how to catch up with me."

"Hey, how will I live in the future."

Sighing, Yang Xiaomi walked out of the community with a depressed face.

It is true that Sui Yuan has never been in a relationship, but his EQ is not negative. He is still thinking about Yang Xiaomi's words.

The boss is angry.

Looks like I have to make some changes.

By the way, she asked me to exercise just now. If I exercise eight-pack abs, will she be happy?

Yes! I go to work out.

Well, Sui Yuan's emotional intelligence is indeed not high, and she is a bit off track.

After rummaging through boxes and chests, she found a set of red sportswear, put on Sui Yuan and went to the park.

When we arrived at the park, Sui Yuan stretched his body on the open space and prepared to run.

At this moment, a group of night runners passed by, wearing exactly the same clothes as Sui Yuan.

Hit the shirt?

Sui Yuan scratched his head, no wonder when buying clothes, the salesperson said it was a hit.

It's really explosive.

Ignoring it, Sui Yuan continued to exercise.

As he was practicing, when he turned around, two bald men in red clothes were staring at him, with two large characters written on their chests, Coach!

Just as Sui Yuan was stunned, the bald coach spoke.

"Run! Why did you stop?"

Sui Yuan was taken aback for a moment, he took me as a student.

"No, you misunderstood, I am not with you."

"Don't lie to me!" The bald coach ignored Sui Yuan's words at all, "I have seen many people without perseverance like you, and it doesn't work for me.

"Run, be careful I will whip you!"

[Hahaha, come to live again, come to live again. 】

[Haha, I knew that today would not end so early, so I really made me wait. 】

[Nimma, how many misunderstandings the anchor has had in his life, can he be misread even if he runs for a while?]

[These two coaches are very arrogant! Anchor, can you accept this grievance? You just learned how to catch them, let’s get them! Hahaha. 】

Whoops!

Sui Yuan looked at the two bald-headed coaches, how could he be so rude for admitting the wrong person?

I really want to give you a slap.

But after thinking about it, I was originally running and exercising, so there was no need for conflicts.

Just run and run.

It's just that Sui Yuan didn't expect that he couldn't stop running.

Following the road in the park, Sui Yuan started running.

This run is half an hour.

Sui Yuan was tired and drenched all over, so he just wanted to stop and rest.

But as soon as he slowed down, two bald coaches came up with small leather whips.

"Go on, don't stop, there are still days and minutes."

Sui Yuan thought about it, ten minutes, then stick to it.

Gritting his teeth tightly, Sui Yuan ran for another ten minutes. He was so exhausted, his hair was bubbling white, and his whole body was soaked.

Just about to stop, two bald coaches came up again.

"The warm-up is over, speed up, and another half an hour!"

Nima!

Sui Yuan is so angry, I'm going to fight with you, you warm up with me?

At that moment, Sui Yuan stopped in his tracks and stopped.

The two coaches didn't get used to Sui Yuan, and rushed forward holding a small leather whip.

【Hahaha, anchor, you can't be cowardly!】

【Go up, go up, give them a weight!】

[Nimma, the anchor is really talented, he can run into anything. 】

[The host doesn't have enough physical strength? What does Yang Xiaomi want! It's too cruel. 】

[Hahaha, hurry, hurry up, anchor, I look forward to the next one. 】

"Oh boy, you still dare to stop, you are so courageous!"

The bald coach shook the small leather whip, "Get up and run quickly, don't force me!"

Sui Yuan panted and stared at the coach, "Wait, wait for me to get in, I'll slap you on the ground."

There was no way, after running for more than forty minutes, Sui Yuan's physical strength really bottomed out.

The point is, he hasn't recovered from his cold yet, and the medicine hasn't fully healed yet.

"Hey, you dare to resist, you really don't know what we are doing!"

The bald coach shook his head arrogantly, and tore and untied his clothes.

Good guy, a slap to protect the heart hair, his body is covered with skins like shrimp and hairtail, and all the seafood is covered with tattoos, this is not a good thing!

grunt.

Sui Yuan swallowed his saliva with difficulty, he was a little scared.

【Hahaha, the anchor has encountered a problem this time!】

[Anchor, come on, stay away. 】

【Nimma, I laughed so hard, what's the matter!】

Due to the bottom of his physical strength, Sui Yuan was afraid that he would not be able to beat these two rogue coaches, so he could only grit his teeth and continue running.

After running for another twenty minutes, Sui Yuan couldn't run anymore.

If you continue to run, you will be exhausted!

There was a bush next to it, Sui Yuan was smart enough, and when the two coaches weren't paying attention, he rushed into the bush.

Running along the grass, through a small forest, is the place where the square dance is performed in the park.

Sui Yuan planned to play tricks, so he hid among the aunts and uncles, and danced in the square.

For square dancing, Sui Yuan is also really bad at it.

But you can learn from others, it shouldn't be wrong to imitate the problem, as long as you can avoid those two neurotic coaches.

This square dance is Cha Cha, the dance is somewhat enchanting, but it is quite interesting.

Sui Yuan is learning.

The two coaches walked over.

It happened that Sui Yuan learned a very enchanting hip-twisting movement, and when he saw two coaches, he froze immediately.

The two coaches were also amazed by Sui Yuan's dance.

Staring blankly at Sui Yuan, the bald coach said, "You ran like hell just to dance in the square dance? Nodding is big enough!"

The other coach rubbed his chin with a smile, "You can dance, you have to practice a lot."

Rottt.......

Hearing the teasing of the two coaches, Sui Yuan wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in, it was too embarrassing for him.

【Hahaha, I laughed so hard, anchor, you are really that one!】

[Unexpectedly, you, the host, have a talent for dancing. 】

【Tsk tsk! This little gesture is really amazing. 】

【Anchor: I can suffer this grievance, I just learned Chacha, hahaha!】

【Anchor, here I suggest you become the leader of the square dance team, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan was embarrassed, and the two coaches apologized to him.

"Brother, I'm really sorry, we recognized the wrong person."

"us

They are runners in a night running fever group. They are not familiar with each other, they just wear uniform clothes and supervise each other.

"There is a line of small print on the back of our clothes, but yours doesn't seem to be there."

As he said that, he also showed Sui Yuan his back, there was indeed a line of small characters on it, which said something about night running fever group.

Sui Yuan almost died of anger.

"I'm almost exhausted from being forced by you, but you told me it was a misunderstanding?"

"Oh, my little temper, you

Sui Yuan rolled up his arms and sleeves, and was going up to give them a set of tackles, when he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

The urge to urinate was very strong, maybe it was because of running for too long that he sank down the little wine he drank.

"You wait for me!"

Sui Yuan shook her head and ran to the public toilet.

After entering the toilet, Sui Yuan scolded in a low voice, "Damn it, it's unlucky to drink water between your teeth, this toilet doesn't even have a urinal.

【Ah?! What's wrong with this shit?】

【Hahaha, anchor, have you ever wondered if you went to the wrong toilet?】

[It's a good show again, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan was going to the cubicle to go to the bathroom, but before she could go in, a woman came out.

Forehead?!

Ok?!

Their eyes met, Sui Yuan understood, turned around and ran away.

That woman was not a good quarrel either, she chased after her and shouted from behind: "Come on! A pervert in clothes has entered the women's restroom!"

Sui Yuan ignored it, speeded up and went straight to the other side of the park.

There was a toilet at the other end, Sui Yuan stepped in after confirming again and again.

Anyway, they're all here, so let's solve the big and small ones together.

Sui Yuan took it easy.

When he came out, he saw a miraculous scene.

A few sorghums were escorting a group of people in red clothes to the outside of the park, and the two coaches were also there.

Sui Yuan was wondering, the two coaches also saw Sui Yuan.

As if solving a case, he shouted, "Shu Shu, is that him?"

"It must be him, he is the one who entered the women's restroom!"

The bald coach was about to cry, "Dude, we just had a little misunderstanding, you don't need to break into the women's bathroom to frame us?"

"This is too cruel!"

Sui Yuan:

[Hahaha, anchor, you are so vicious! Breaking into the women's bathroom will make others blame you. 】

【Vengeance is too strong, but I like it, hahaha. 】

[Anchor: Can I be wronged? I just entered the women's room, hahaha. 】

[The real Nima can't live with laughter, anchor, you are really that one!]

Later, under the explanation of the policeman Cha Shushu, Sui Yuan knew what was going on.

It turned out that after he escaped, the two coaches also went to the toilet, and were bumped into by a woman.

There seemed to be some conflict, and the woman called the police.

When the police came, I was also puzzled.

Isn't it just a hooligan? How did he catch so many.

Sui Yuan apologized again and again, and the woman also came, saying that she would be fine after she left.

Others should let it go, but those two coaches can't let it go.

It turned out that the two coaches had a bad temper and whipped Shushu with a small leather whip.

Can the sorghum get used to them?

Grab it and get sober for a few days.

Sui Yuan was a little scared after thinking about it, because he has photographed sorghum several times.

Fortunately, all the sorghums he met had a good temper, otherwise he would have entered the palace countless times.

Walking home, Sui Yuan not only sighed, this day is too exciting.

So many things can happen in just a run.

Think about staying at home and staying safe.

But when he arrived at the gate of the community, Chang Xiaomi called.

"Hey, Sui Yuan, we're going to the haunted house to find excitement."

"You come and take us."

"This is your most experienced, I will send you a position.

Before Sui Yuan could respond, Yang Xiaomi hung up the phone.

the other side.

In a restaurant, Yang Xiaomi, Reba and several other female artists from the company got together.

"How about it, Miss Mi, is it done?" Reba asked excitedly.

"Don't worry." Yang Xiaomi made an OK gesture.

"Hey." Reba smiled wickedly, "We will definitely avenge you this time!"

During the meal, Yang Xiaomi roughed up Sui Yuan with Reba and the others, and Reba came up with the idea of ​​going to the haunted house to scare Sui Yuan.

They dressed up as ghosts and asked the staff to pretend to be tourists to frighten Sui Yuan.

Yang Xiaomi is very happy, just thinking about it makes her feel exciting!

It's just that they didn't expect that Sui Yuan had the same idea as them.

And the first step is to pretend to be a ghost.