Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

[Wrong split? Hahaha, anchor, I really convinced you. 】

[Fuck! It’s been a long time, anchor, are you a lightning rod? 】

[I can't stop laughing, poor sorghum. 】

[Tianlei: The anchor is covered by me, who dares to move a bit, hahaha. 】

【Shu Shu: You don't learn how to capture, you changed to Taoism? Hahaha. 】

[Who can explain, this is unscientific. 】

[Anchor: I am science, hahaha. 】

In the woods, three sorghums, two tomb robbers and Sui Yuan squatted together in a circle, with three bronze wares placed in the middle.

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, no one dared to touch the bronze vessel, and finally turned their attention to Sui Yuan.

Sui Yuan blinked blankly, "What are you looking at me for?"

The old thief said: "If you don't get hacked, who will take it if you don't?"

The three sorghums looked at Sui Yuan approvingly, and Sui Yuan panicked.

"How the hell do you think that lightning won't strike me?" Sui Yuan stared back, "You guys stole the bronze ware, of course you took it!"

The three sorghums nodded again and looked at the two tomb robbers.

The young man excitedly said: "We are bad people, you are good people, you will not be struck by lightning!"

The three sorghums nodded again, and looked at Sui Hao again.

Sui Yuan became anxious, "Isn't Shushu a good person? Why did you get hacked?"

Shu Shu who was struck by lightning immediately lowered his head in shame, "Maybe I'm not pure."

"Before I became a sorghum, I watched a small movie, woo woo woo..."

Fuck!

Sui Yuan's eyes widened, "As a Shushu, how can you do this?"

"But it's okay, we're talking about good and bad, don't interfere with your private life, Shu Shu, why don't you try again?"

In fact, it's not that Sui Yuan doesn't want to take it, he's just uncertain about Tianlei.

Although there are system prompts, his system doesn't explain clearly.

Who the hell knows what Heavenly Master's luck is?

Just now, he was next to Shushu. Do you know who it was? If he chopped himself, it would be over.

After some debate, no one dared to take the bronze ware. In fact, it stands to reason that the two tomb robbers should take it, but they are now suspects, and Shushu wants to protect their safety.

If he is hacked to death here, there is no way to explain it in the round.

Moreover, a lightning strike from the sky is not a legal procedure.

And it should not be taken by Sui Yuan, Sui Yuan is an ordinary citizen, life is more important than criminal suspects.

Shushu wants to protect criminal suspects, but also to protect citizens. There is no way. In the end, this arduous and glorious task can only be handed over to Shushu.

But the three sorghums were also terrified to death.

If you want to talk about mission sacrifices, being shot or something, they are not afraid, they will die when they die.

But this is a thunderbolt! 357

He is not afraid of anyone.

The most important thing is that there is no way to say it.

If you die during a mission, it is an honorable sacrifice, and your name will last forever.

What happened to being struck by lightning?

What fun can it be to be scolded to death by the common people, and to be struck to death by lightning?

It really stinks for thousands of years!

The three sorghums looked at me and I looked at you, they were all so worried that they didn't know what to do, and they were deadlocked for a while.

[Hahaha, this picture is interesting, no one dares to take it. 】

[It is estimated that the bronze ware has never been so aggrieved in this life. Its identity is not robbed and wanted to be touched, but now it has become a hot yam, hahaha. 】

【Bronze Ware: Everyone dislikes me? Then I go?】

【Hahaha, the real Nima died laughing!】

[With the anchor here, any evil group can happen. 】

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable."

Just when the situation was deadlocked, a voice like a bell came.

Everyone looked for the sound, and saw an old Taoist wearing a Taoist robe, with a bit of a fairy style, walking slowly.

Without waiting for people to ask, the old Taoist introduced himself, "Pindao is also the current celestial master in Longhushan Tianshi Mansion. You can call Pindao Zhang Tianshi."

Sui Yuan blinked, looked at the old man suspiciously, "I don't know if it's true or not."

"How can there be such a high-profile celestial master who protects his own family."

A sorghum hurriedly stopped Sui Yuan, "Don't talk nonsense, this is the real Tianshi Zhang, who has a very high status in our Dragon Kingdom."

Zhang Tianshi ignored Sui Yuan's injustice, but looked at him directly.

"Are you here for marriage?"

The old thief was shocked when he heard that, he looked at Sui Yuan and said, "Damn it, it's so accurate!"

"He didn't ask anything and knew that you were here to seek marriage."

On the long-distance bus before, Sui Yuan told the old thief about his purpose of going to Longhu Mountain, so the old thief knew about it.

Sui Yuan curled his lips, "Quite a fart!"

"Old Daoist, you are the one who fooled my mother and asked me to go up the mountain to be a Daoist boy."

"You said that you are an old man, if you don't cultivate immortals on the mountain, why are you fooling Chinese women?"

"If you weren't bewitched by it, would I have encountered so many strange things?"

The old Taoist stroked his beard, "This is what you said, as if the poor Taoist didn't fool you into going up the mountain, and you would have fewer strange things happen."

[Fuck! Brothers, why do I feel that this old man has something. 】

[I also have this feeling, he seems to know the anchor very well. 】

[(bhej) Anchor, be more respectful, maybe he is really a master. 】

[Some things have to be believed. The Tianshi Mansion has existed for so many years, and it has always been the leader of the Taoist sect. There must be his reason. 】

[Anchor, you should restrain yourself. 】

[Hahaha, why is the anchor restraining himself, he is under the influence of the sky. 】

Hearing what the old Taoist said, Sui Yuan felt a little thumping in his heart, is this old Taoist really capable?

"Old Daoist, how do you know that many strange things happened to me?"

"Hehe." The old man smiled lightly, and twirled his white beard again, he looked around, "Don't look at us as a place outside the world, but we still have 5G signals.

Forehead?

Sui Yuan was taken aback, I asked why you knew about me, why did you tell me about 5G?

Whether you have a 5G signal on the mountain, I don't care.

Just as Sui Yuan was about to ask, he saw the old man take out a mobile phone and told him that it was the latest love madness! It was still the hottest purple!

"Pindao is also watching the live broadcast."

"Your live broadcast is very interesting!"

Sui Yuan:

【Anchor, kill him! Quick, kill him!】

[Meow meow, I thought I really met an expert, and the co-author is also someone who watches live broadcasts and eats melons. 】

[Waste my feelings! Anchor, hurry up, lead the sky to strike him to death, this old man is too irritating. 】

[Nimma, is the old man rich now? With such a good mobile phone, I still use 6! It’s too shocking. 】

[Living is not as good as the old series. woo woo woo. 】

【Anchor: Can you bear this wrong? You just became Taoist, get him!】

Sui Yuan looked at the old man with black lines all over his face, "Why don't you stay cool when you're cool."

"We still have something to do here."

The old Taoist smiled, "The poor Taoist is here to solve the problem for you."

When Shu Shu heard this, he hurried forward and said respectfully, "Dare to ask Tianshi Zhang how to solve this matter?"

"It's very simple." The old Taoist pointed at Sui Yuan, "Just let him hold it."

"Why don't you just grab it!" Sui Yuan was really anxious, "Old man, don't push yourself too hard, I just learned how to grab it, don't let me press it for you."

"You tricked me into going up the mountain, just to let me be struck by lightning?"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." The old man twisted his white beard and put on an inscrutable gesture.

"Layman Sui, you don't know anything about yourself."

"You have great luck in the poor Taoist temple, and only you can eliminate this thunder."

"Besides, you were the one who attracted Leiben this day, so naturally I want you to go to the creek."

Sui Yuan was taken aback, "Me?"

"That's right, you were the one who said in the car that whoever touches the bronze vessel will be struck by lightning."

"Hehe." Sui Yuan smiled coldly, "Old man, don't try to fool me.

"If I didn't know that you watched my live broadcast, I would have been deceived by you."

"You don't want to stay cool. Although I love to help others, I don't want to risk my life. I'm not stupid."

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." The old Taoist said with a smile, "Monks don't tell lies.

Sui Yuan pouted, "Can you please stop being so pretending, I can't even look at you anymore."

"What you mean is that if I just say a word, it will be fulfilled."

"Then I often say that I want to become the richest man in the world, why can't it come true?"

The old Taoist did not answer Sui Yuan directly, but began to mutter, "Luck is divided into three types, Heavenly Luck, Earth Luck, and Human Luck. The combination of the three kinds of luck and the three talents can activate the great luck.

"Fate is uncertain, but only auspicious days will come, and today is an auspicious day."

"My Longhu Mountain is where the essence of the Chinese earth is located, and it has been inherited from my Tianshi Mansion for thousands of years. This place is already the luck of the earth, and the laymen of the Sui Dynasty are born with the luck of people. Such a combination of the three talents of heaven, earth and man can achieve great luck."

The words of the old man are a little bit profound, and the sorghums are confused, but Sui Yuan understands a little bit.

He walked up to the old man and walked around the old man, "You mean, I stand on this sky and step on this land, and whatever I say can come true?"

The old man stroked his white beard and nodded confidently, "Exactly.

"Okay, old man, don't regret it!"

Sui Yuan jumped back, pointed at the old Taoist, and shouted: "Tianlei, strike him!"

Not so coincidental.

As soon as Sui Yuan finished speaking, a cloud of black clouds flashed across the originally clear sky, and there was a click.

A thunderbolt struck the old Taoist's heels impartially.

After the white smoke passed, the old Taoist who was originally a fairy-like character instantly became a scumbag.

"Fuck!"

"Lying in a trough!"

【I'm making a big trough!】

In this scene, the three mistresses, the two tomb robbers and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

Even Sui Yuan himself was shocked.

He looked up at the sky, then at his fingers, and covered his mouth.

In a daze.

so smart?

At this time, the old man slowly turned around and looked at Sui Yuan. Although the old man was in a mess now, he didn't lose his pretend power.

"Layman Sui, do you believe me now?"

Sui Yuan nodded blankly, "I believe it."

Damn, I can't believe it!

Too much bullshit!

Next, Sui Yuan put the three bronze wares back into the robbery cave, and Shushu notified the higher-ups to block the entrance of the cave, and then captured the two tomb robbers.

As for how to deal with it later, it is inconvenient for Sui Yuan to participate.

Anyway, the matter came to an end at this point, after dealing with everything, Sui Yuan followed the old Taoist to the Tianshi Mansion.

It's just that they were on the way back and didn't notice that there was a red shadow following Sui Yuan, to be precise.

When he arrived at the Tianshi Mansion, the old Taoist arranged a good place for Sui Yuan, and told him that he only needed to live in the Tianshi Mansion for seven days, and he didn't have to do anything.

He also told him not to open his mouth on this day, and nothing will happen after today.

If you make too many wishes, it may hurt your luck.

Now Sui Yuan could feel that the old man really had two talents, so he followed the old man's advice and stayed.

Night

After eating the food delivered by Xiaodaotong, Sui Yuan came to the courtyard with his mobile phone.

He found a stone and sat on it, started the live broadcast, admired the moonlight, and waited quietly.

I have to say that the night view on the mountain is really beautiful, the bright moon is shining brightly, and the stars are dotted with stars. You can't see this kind of beauty in the city.

Sui Yuan held up his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Water friends, take a look at the night view, isn't it beautiful?"

How can water friends have time to enjoy the night view now! The live broadcast room is full of barrages of wishing, and it is about to explode.

【Anchor, look at us, come on, come on, face us!】

【We don't have time to appreciate the night view, it's enough to appreciate you. 】

【Anchor, hurry up, tell me the number of the next Shuangseqiu!】

[Nimma, you are too greedy, anchor, I am your old fan, you have to help me, I am not that greedy, I just want to know who can win this World Cup!]

【Fuck off, aren't you the same as someone who buys lottery tickets?】

[Can you be more serious, let me have a big wish, anchor, I hope our national football team can win the World Cup championship!! 】

【Fuck!! Dude, you really want to blind your kind heart!】

【Anchor: Come on, the two above who asked about the lottery tickets are still reliable! Hahaha. 】

The entire live broadcast room was in chaos, with all kinds of wishes and prayers.

Sui Yuan also scanned the barrage from time to time, he was very helpless.

He meow is treating me like a wishing well... Bah!

In fact, Sui Yuan likes to help others, but he feels that this way is not really helpful, so he doesn't know how to deal with it.

After sitting for a while, Sui Yuan prepared to turn off the live broadcast and go back to the room to sleep.

But suddenly, a red shadow rushed over and stood directly in front of Sui Yuan, that's right, standing.

Those two shining golden eyes stared straight at Sui Yuan, and then the sound came from nowhere.

"What do you think I look like?"

Sui Yuan was taken aback, the fox spoke?

【Fuck!】

【What's the situation with Nima?】

【To ask for a seal is to ask for a seal!】

【Anchor, you’re lucky! Hurry up, say it’s like a god, if it becomes a god, it will repay you!】

【Isn’t it right? The anchor Jinkou, if it is said to be like a god, then it can’t directly ascend?】

【Who repays whom!】

【Look, is this the red fox who gave the anchor the bronze?】

【That's right, that's it. I said why it is so good to the anchor. It turns out that there is something for the anchor!】

[Hey, compared to these, I want to know the answer of the Lord. 】

【Do you think the anchor will talk about the kind, Tongyan, Hesi Lolita, or the kind who loves himself to death, hehe...】

Sui Yuan also heard about the matter of animals being punished by the elders in the village.

Normally, Sui Yuan might be more serious, but now he is really annoying.

It's fine for the water friends to ask me to make a wish, but you, a fox, are also here to join in the fun?

Thinking of this, Sui Yuan said angrily, "I am meowing at you like my son!"

Red Fox: "?!"

Water friends in the live broadcast room:

[Niubi! Anchor, you are a real Niubi! I never dreamed that you would say such a sentence!】

【Haha, superficial, we are superficial!】

【Anchor, you are really not a person who can think with ordinary people's thinking!】

It stands to reason that all the animals would leave after the petition was over, but this red fox did not.

It winked at Sui Yuan, then squatted down to pee in a puddle.

Sui Yuan got angry, "Are you unwilling?"

Studio.

【Anchor, does it mean to express that I am one?】

Sui Yuan: ""

"Okay, then I think you look like my daughter!"

puff!

As soon as the words fell, a puff of white smoke came out of the red fox...