Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

Animals are bestowed upon by word of mouth, and no one may have seen them with their own eyes.

But for this kind of thing, I would rather believe it than believe it.

It's better to avoid it when you encounter it.

But today Sui Yuan is also a bitch, and came up with this sentence.

In fact, he really didn't think much about it, he just talked happily, who would have thought that as soon as he finished speaking, a puff of white smoke would rise from the red fox.

"Fuck!"

Sui Yuan was really startled, staring straight at Bai Yan.

To his shock, a beautiful figure appeared in the white smoke.

Immediately afterwards, the white smoke slowly faded away.

An extremely glamorous woman with a mysterious figure, overly enchanting, wearing a tight red fleece jacket and red high boots appeared in front of Sui Yuan.

Sui Yuan blinked in shock, thinking about Tong Yan, Lolita, Yu Jie, anyway, it's all that, that, that.

After the woman appeared, she first looked at her body, then at her hands and feet, and finally touched her face.

He giggled.

"I made it, I made it! Oye!"

At this moment, Sui Yuan was already numb, and his brain was almost unable to turn, and then saw that the woman had already jumped up.

"Success, success, la la la la."

The black line on Sui Yuan's face almost fell to the ground.

I was almost scared to death, you are still there la la la la.

Unable to bear it, a word spewed out, "Farewell la la la, who the hell are you!"

The woman was taken aback for a moment, and then she came back to her senses, and she walked in front of Sui Yuan in two steps.

Kneeling on the ground with a plop, he made a loud bang.

"Xiaohong pays homage to Daddy!"

Whoosh!

With a flash of white light, Sui Yuan rushed directly to the nearby tree, holding the branch tightly with both hands, his face full of horror, just like that fortune-telling liar back then.

When the woman looked up, seeing that there was no one in front of her, she scratched her head in doubt, "Where's my father?"

【Fuck!】

【I'm sorry!】

【I am a big slot!】

【What's going on with him, please don't tell me, this super goddess is that red fox?!】

【Ahhh! I can't take it anymore, anchor, why do you have such a god-defying luck!】

[Heh.....hehe, who would have thought of this. 】

【Brothers, do you know what to say next time when you meet someone asking for a seal? Let’s not talk about it, I’m going to buy a ticket to Longhu Mountain overnight】

【Damn anchor, are you really going to be jealous of us? Why can you gain so much with just a few words?】

【Boy! Who are you scolding? Dare to scold the anchor? Then he is my father-in-law, do you know? Father-in-law is on top, and I will be worshiped by my son-in-law!】

【Fuck you, uncle, he’s already thirty and still dares to eat tender grass. That’s my father-in-law! Father-in-law, my son-in-law is polite!】

【Are you going crazy? That's a fox!】

【Groove! What age is it now? Who cares what it is? It’s fine if it’s a woman. 】

【But it's not female, it's female!】

【Oh, the race is so dead, look at the third brother next door, he can even kill lizards, what am I afraid of?】

【I'm meow... makes sense! Father-in-law, you come first! Don't fall, even though you are in the past, you must pay attention to safety!】

[You...you really have no bottom line! Dad, my dear dad, come down! We are about the bride price of Shang Huang Shang Huang. 】

The live broadcast room is completely messed up, the screen is full of father-in-law, father and the like, no matter how old you are, as long as you are a man, you can shout like that, there is really no bottom line!

It's just that Sui Yuan didn't have time to watch the live broadcast, he was really a little scared.

Hugged on the tree branch, looking in horror at the superb beauty under the tree, Sui Yuan was really numb.

Xiaohong stood under the tree, looked up at Sui Yuan, and shouted blankly, "Dad, what are you doing lying on the tree? Come down!"

Sui Yuan was about to cry.

"Don't...don't make trouble, big sister, who are you?"

The beauty blinked her beautiful eyes, "I am your daughter Xiaohong."

"Xiao Hong? Are you so sloppy? Why aren't you called Xiao Ming?"

The beauty blinked her beautiful eyes again, "My big brother is called Xiao Ming, but if Dad asks me to change it to Xiao Ming, I have no objection, I will follow Dad's orders."

Sui Yuan is about to cry, you are easy to talk to, but he meow, have you ever thought about my feelings?

"Big sister, can we just joke around?"

"I'm only 23 this year, and I just graduated from college. Based on your development, I should be at least 30?"

"Is it right for me to be your father?"

Xiaohong smiled shyly, "What did Dad say, he is only one year old this year."

one year old?

Sui Yuan looked at the devil's figure of the best beauty, which was better than his, Yang Xiaomi's.

Is this his meow's first year old?

You are my second fool!

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable."

The familiar catchphrase came, needless to say, it must be that old-fashioned old man coming.

However, Sui Yuan didn't feel any disgust this time, he hurriedly shouted at the old Taoist.

"Old Daoist, help! Quick, come here!"

The old Taoist walked over leisurely, holding the floating dust in his hand and twirling his white beard.

He first looked at Sui Yuan lying on the tree, then at the superb beauty under the tree, and smiled.

"Hehe, you're finally done."

Xiaohong knelt on the ground with a puff, and bowed to the old Taoist three times, "Thank you Zhang Tianshi for your kindness."

"You are really accurate. Sure enough, when my father comes, I will be."

"Hehe, this is also your good fortune, no need to thank you." The old man smiled lightly.

Forehead?!

Sui Yuan, who was lying on the tree, was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood.

Pointing at the old Taoist, he shouted angrily: "Ox-nosed! Is it your fault again?"

"I'll know from meow, you don't have any good intentions, you bastard!"

"What the hell is going on with this meow!"

The old man looked at Sui Yuan indifferently, "How can you blame me?"

"Your mother came here to ask for a marriage, and this celestial master gave you a marriage. Who knows that you don't want a good wife and insist on being a daughter. Can you blame me?"

Sui Yuan: "H

"I'm meow! Is this a good marriage?" Sui Yuan was going crazy, "She's a fox!"

The old Taoist curled his lips, "Is it mother's?"

Sui Yuan: "I am human!"

The old way: "Isn't it beautiful?"

Sui Yuan: "Do you meow your ears stuffed with donkey hair? I said I'm a human and she's a fox!"

The old man waved his hand, "Oh, don't be so deadly."

"The lizard next door can do it, why can't you?"

Sui Yuan: "Niubi, did you watch my live broadcast again?"

"..."

"Hehe, it doesn't matter anymore, anyway, she is your daughter now, so it's useless for you to regret it.

"I regret that you meowed..."

After repeated explanations by the old man, Sui Yuan finally understood what was going on.

This little fox is a celestial master from a previous generation, it is said that it is Sui Yuan's previous life, a pet adopted by that celestial master.

I have been practicing with that celestial master in Longhu Mountain, and I have been contaminated with the luck of the earth here, so I have Daogen.

It's just that in this world, it is impossible for animals to have the opportunity to cultivate human nature, and there is only a glimmer of life.

When the celestial master was becoming an eternity, he promised the little fox that in the future, his own reincarnation would help it complete this lifeline.

That's why there is this scene now.

In other words, apart from meeting Sui Yuan, the little fox has no possibility of training in human form.

Inside the main hall of Tianshi Mansion.

Sui Yuan, the old man, and Xiaohong sat cross-legged, watching the old man talking, Sui Yuan stared at him with the eyes of a mentally retarded man.

"Are you fucking thinking I'm an idiot?"

"This is an orthodox urban novel, not fantasy, okay?"

"Also, you are not allowed to become a master after the founding of the nation, don't you know?"

"Also, reincarnation is a monk's theory, aren't you an old man?"

"Why, you want to grab the monk's job?"

The old Taoist shrugged, "This is the situation, you can't do anything if you don't believe in this celestial master."

As he said that, the old Taoist stood up, and under the statue enshrined in the Tianshi Mansion, he took out a purple Taoist robe and a copy of Guzha, and handed them to Sui Yuan.

"This is your thing, take it and go down the mountain."

Sui Yuan looked at the purple Taoist robe and Gu Zha, and blinked blankly, "I'm going down the mountain?"

"I, meow, just went down the mountain like this?"

"What should she do?" Sui Yuan pointed to Xiaohong next to her.

The old Taoist curled his lips, "She is your daughter, you know it yourself, what does it have to do with me?"

"Where are you going to take her?"

"Oh, don't lose it, or I will accuse you of abandonment.

"I'm meow!" Sui Yuan exploded in anger, "Abandonment? She's hundreds of years older than me! Do you want me to abandon you!"

The old Taoist waved his hand, "You can't say that. After the animal is cultivated into a human form, the previous age can't be counted."

"If you want to ask her how many years she has practiced, she will say hundreds of years, but if you want to ask her age, it is one year old, there is nothing wrong with it."

"Also, let me remind you that she has just taken human form, whether she has the blessing of luck, if she is not by your side, the game will probably be over soon.

"When the time comes, you will be the murderer."

...asking for flowers...

Sui Yuan stared, "What do you mean? You're relying on me?"

The old Taoist ignored Sui Yuan, closed his eyes and meditated.

"You can do it, just wait for me!" Sui Yuan stood up angrily, and was about to leave with Zipao and Guzha in his arms.

Xiaohong hurriedly stood up, "Dad, wait for me, I'll help you put on your clothes.

Saying that, regardless of Sui Yuan's agreement or not, Xiao Hong picked up the purple Taoist robe and put it on for Sui Yuan.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Sui Yuan changed into a purple Taoist robe, a purple light flashed from his body, and he went straight to the statue enshrined in the main hall.

It was originally a clay statue, but after receiving the purple light, it slowly opened its eyes.

Then the old Taoist knelt in front of the statue, "Your junior has fulfilled his mission, please rest in peace with the heavenly masters of all generations."

After finishing speaking, he kowtowed to the statue.

"He has meow disease!"

Sui Yuan shook her head and walked away.

After a sleepless night, Sui Yuan took the last long-distance bus back to the imperial capital and went home.

It was near noon before he arrived at the gate of the community.

Looking at her own home, and then at Tong Yan's cheap daughter next to her, Sui Yuan almost collapsed.

How should I explain it!

Mom, it's okay, if Yang Xiaomi sees it, what should I say?

Say she is my daughter? Will Yang Xiaomi slap me?

"Dad, is this our home?"

"That's great, much better than my original home."

At this moment, Xiaohong shouted excitedly.

Sui Yuan rolled his eyes, "Yes, although my family is not very strong, it is indeed much better than your hole."

"That little red, let's discuss it."

"When there is no one, you can call me whatever you like. When there are people, don't call me Dad. It's too...too harsh."

Xiaohong was very obedient, "Good dad."

Sui Yuan's face was full of black lines, "Can I change my name?"

Xiaohong thought for a while, "Then I'll call you godfather?"

puff!

Sui Yuan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he stared at Xiaohong in shock, "Who taught you this?"

"Master Zhang, he keeps asking me to call him godfather."

Damn bull nose!

Sui Yuan gritted his teeth with hatred, I should let the thunder strike you to death!

the other side.

The sky above the Tianshi Mansion.

boom!

A thunder flashed.

The old Taoist in the hall was shocked.

"Nimma, it's a good thing I'm in the hall. If I were outside, I would have been hacked to death."

"This kid, it's really ruthless to return his meow."

Waiting for Xiaohong to go home, Sui Yuan originally thought, anyway, there is no one at home now, and he will wait to find a way to settle down for Xiaohong before going to see his mother and Boss Yang.

He had a good idea, but when he opened the door, he saw his mother, Father Yang and Yang Xiaomi making dumplings in the living room.

Seeing Sui Yuan enter the door, my mother was surprised, "Yuanyuan, why are you back?"

"Didn't you say you would stay for a week?"

"Sui Yuan, you... who is she?"

Yang Xiaomi came to the door to greet Sui Yuan, and before she finished speaking, she saw Xiaohong, and her expression changed immediately.

Seeing that Yang Xiaomi was about to misunderstand, Sui Yuan hurriedly explained, "Boss, this matter is very strange, please listen to my explanation, I...I..."

Explanation? I'll explain what a fart! Who will believe this matter!

But at this point, Sui Yuan had no choice, he smiled bitterly and said, "I said this is my daughter, she is only one year old this year, do you believe it?"

"Heh...heh."

Yang Xiaomi's mouth twitched a few times, "Sui Yuan, you can do it!"

"I'm so disappointed in you!"

After speaking, Yang Xiaomi rushed out the door.

"Boss, wait a minute, I..."

"Hey, Sui Yuan, I'm very disappointed in you." Father Yang shook his head and left.

"Uncle, no, I...

"Mom." Sui Yuan looked helplessly at his mother, who sighed, "I'm very disappointed in you.

After finishing speaking, my mother went directly into the house.

Sui Yuan:

When Sui Yuan was feeling depressed, Xiao Hong whispered, "Dad, I am very disappointed in you."

Sui Yuan suddenly became angry, why are you so disappointed?"

"Also, why didn't you call me Dad just now!"

Xiaohong was very wronged, "Didn't you say it? When there are people, don't let me call daddy.

"I'm meow!"

"Sin!"

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