Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live
Chapter 71: You Stole Me, I Just Learned To Explore Clouds!
[Hahaha, the director's yelling of "card" was so subtle that it directly confused the anchor. 】
[I didn't expect Ju Jingyi's movements to be very proficient, did she practice? Haha. 】
[Although it's not too funny, it's exciting, haha. 】
【Come on, come on, the classic hot stalk is coming again. 】
[The level of the anchor has not decreased from the past, hahaha. 】
Card?
What the hell?
Sui Yuan looked to the side in bewilderment, and the director of Lei Ju led the crew, crowding over with a loud noise.
"Okay, okay, well done."
Director Lei Ju clapped his hands and walked in front of Sui Yuan, and the assistant director hurriedly helped Ju Jingyi up to calm her down.
"Mr. Sui, right?"
"Hello, let me introduce myself, I am the director of the crew of "Infernal Affairs Love Me Again".
"We were filming just now, thank you very much for your unintentional wonderful cooperation."
Sui Yuan was taken aback, "Filming? What the hell?"
"And what kind of messed up movie title is that?"
【Nimma, this title sounds like a drama!】
【"Infernal Affairs Love Me Again", what the hell? Can you think of the name?】
[No, when I heard the title of this film, I felt my scalp go numb. 】
【Stupid director, ruining the classics in my mind, I can't bear it, my aunt can't help it!】
【Anchor, where is your thunder! Hit him!】
【Yes, chop him, chop him to death!】
After the director's careful explanation, Sui Yuan understood what was going on.
It turned out that I entered the set by mistake!
So that showgirl just now was a star?
I said why is it so familiar?
Sui Yuan felt a little apologetic for a while, and looked sideways at Ju Jingyi.
Ju Jingyi seemed to be frightened, and was drinking hot water under the comfort of her assistant.
The director of Lei 17 is still by Sui Yuan's side, chattering endlessly.
"Mr. Sui, have you considered making a guest appearance in our drama?"
"If you want, it's not impossible to arrange a protagonist!"
"Our drama has a lot of selling points and a lot of ideas. It tells a wonderful story of two undercover agents falling in love and killing each other in their respective camps."
"In the end, the heroine killed the hero by mistake. She was heartbroken and married an honest man, and she fought with the honest man's mother."
Sui Yuan was taken aback, "Isn't this a gangster movie? Why is it all about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?"
The director of Lei Opera laughed and said: "Now the audience of online dramas is the group of aunts and daughters-in-law. If you don't have a battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, you won't be able to get into the prime time of online dramas."
"How about it? Think about it, I can give you 50,000 yuan as a salary."
【Trough! Fifty thousand yuan? I thought it was five million!】
【Stupid director, who do you think our anchor is? Will he sell his dignity for your 50,000 yuan?】
【Anchor, if you agree, I despise you!】
【Why do I feel that the idiot director's lines are familiar? Didn't you come out of "Love Apartment"?】
【Anchor: Fuck him! I can't take it anymore!】
Hearing the director tell the outline of the Leiju's story, Sui was also very angry.
"Hehe, fifty thousand? That's quite a lot!" Sui Yuan sneered.
The director of Lei Opera thought that Sui Yuan was tempted, so he hurriedly said: "That's right, our crew has always been very generous, how about it? Think about it?"
Sui Yuan didn't say anything, just took out a bank card and handed it to Director Lei Ju.
Director Lei Ju took the bank card with a confused face, "What does this mean?"
"There are 50,000 yuan in here." Sui Yuan raised an eyebrow, "Director, have you heard a sentence?"
"What?" Director Lei Ju was still in a daze, he said to give him 50,000 yuan, why did he let him go and give him 50,000 yuan?
Sui Yuan ignored the bewildered Director Leiju, grabbed his arm, and pressed it down suddenly, pa! Director Leiju was pushed to the ground.
"I can bear this grievance, I just learned to take it!"
"Ouch!" Director Lei Ju screamed loudly, "Quick, let go of me, arm! It's about to break!"
"Come on, help! Get this kid away!"
Seeing this, the assistant director hurriedly shouted: "Boy, let go of our director quickly, or else!"
While speaking, a group of people from the production team were about to embrace.
swish!
Sui Yuan glanced over with a cold and stern look, and the cast and crew were instantly frightened and did not dare to move.
Glancing coldly at the crew, Sui Yuan scolded: "Now I finally understand why the quality of Dragon Kingdom movies has seriously declined in recent years.
"It's because of you sensationalist clowns that messed up Dragon Kingdom movies."
""Infernal Affairs" is such a classic movie, are you all so eager?"
"Do people like you deserve to eat a bowl of rice?"
"Don't you be afraid, after this fragment is online, will the netizens dig up your ancestral graves?"
After speaking, the scolding crew all blushed and felt ashamed.
The water friends in the live broadcast room also applauded Sui Yuan one after another.
【Anchor, good scolding! Scolding happily!】
【He's meowing, I wanted to scold him a long time ago, the anchor has spoken my heart out today!】
【Stupid director, fix your ancestral grave, so you won’t be scolded by us!】
[Hahaha, I watched the anchor perform so many grapplings, although this time is not the funniest, it is the most refreshing. 】
[I just say one word to the host, awesome!]
After scolding the director and crew of Leiju, Sui Yuan walked up to Ju Jingyi again.
He looked Ju Jingyi up and down for a moment, then pondered: "You seem to be the most beautiful woman in five thousand years?"
Ju Jingyi curled her lips in dissatisfaction, "I just saw it now?"
Stop thinking of me as a sell girl? Do you want to apologize to me?"
Sui Yuan scratched his head, "Yes, I want to apologize, but not to you."
"I apologize to the prostitute, you acted in this kind of drama that destroys the classics, and he is not as good as prostitute!"
Ju Jingyi: "?!"
[Fuck! The anchor is awesome!]
【Hahaha, I've seen a lot of Heiju Jingyi, but it's the first time I've seen someone like the host scolding in front of her face, and scolding so hard. 】
【I've never been a black star, but I think the anchor is good at scolding, hahaha!】
【Anchor, well done, I admire you!】
【Are the primary school students here? Come on, ask about Ju Jingyi's psychological shadow area, hahaha. 】
Ignoring Ju Jingyi who was about to explode, Sui Yuan turned around and left in a cool manner.
Looking at Sui Yuan's back, Ju Yi really hated her and itched her teeth!
This is the first time she has been scolded so badly in such a big age.
Most importantly, she was still powerless to refute.
It's so frustrating.
Throwing away the water bottle, Ju Jingyi stood up angrily and went straight to Lei Juyan.
At this time Director Lei Ju had already stood up, he looked at Sui Yuan's bank card and had a good time.
"I can't find an actor, so it's not bad to pick up 50,000 yuan for nothing!"
Seeing the shameless appearance of the director of Lei Opera, the crew wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.
He's so mean!
In the entire circle of directors, is there anyone more shameless and cheap than this director?
Following this kind of director is really embarrassing and thrown to grandma's house.
"director."
Just when the director of Lei's drama was writing, Ju Jingyi walked over with a gloomy face, "I won't make this drama anymore!"
"Forehead?!"
Director Lei was taken aback.
Stop filming? Then my drama will be disbanded!
Just as he was about to say something, the assistant director, props, and lighting also stood up one after another.
"We don't shoot anymore!"
"Yes, stop shooting!"
"Hey, following a director like you, we are afraid that our ancestors' graves will be scolded."
"It's so shameless!"
As the crew put down their picks one by one, this Lei drama was completely broken up.
Sui Yuan didn't expect that his mistaken entry would save the eyes of many movie fans.
"Hey, what is this called?"
"The value has not increased, and another 50,000 yuan has been added, what a life!"
Sui Yuan sighed, and continued to walk home, thinking about what he could do to increase his value.
At this time, he found that he was actually holding the hood and chains brought out from the crew.
For some reason, Sui Yuan's brain twitched.
"How about I pretend to be a thief and steal things?"
"With my skill, I can steal a bank, right?"
Thinking about it, Sui Yuan even put on the headgear.
The moment he put it on, the voice of the system came again in Sui Yuan's mind.
[Ding, activate the special function of the system. 】
【Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the top thief skill, Cloud Explorer!】
I wipe?
Sui Yuan was taken aback, I just thought about it, are you serious?
【Haha, anchor, are you going to do it again?】
【Anchor, your idea is too harsh!】
【I have a hunch that something will happen again!】
[If there is no accident, there should be an accident, hahaha. 】
Not to mention, it's very warm in winter with your head down.
Sui Yuan didn't take off her headgear, so she went home.
As soon as she arrived at her own floor, Sui Yuan heard strange movements.
He lay on the stairs and looked towards the door of his room.
I saw a thief was tattering the lock of his house.
Sui Yuan is so angry!
I am still renting a house, you steal me? Do you have a conscience?
He rushed forward and came behind the thief, "What are you doing?"
The thief was obviously taken aback, and he was relieved when he turned around and saw a man wearing a hood.
"You have a sick meow! Are you so loud, afraid that others won't notice?"
"Quick, help!"
With that said, the thief threw a generation tool to Sui Yuan, and then pried open the door.
Sui Yuan was taken aback for a moment, he regarded me as an accomplice!
OK, I want to see what you stole?
As the saying goes, catch the thief and catch the stolen goods, Sui Yuan intends to catch the thief after he gets his hands on it.
Following the thief into the house, Sui Yuan saw the thief start to act.
This speed looks like a veteran.
After a while, the thief took away all the valuables in the house.
"Why are you standing still! Hurry up and pretend!"
The thief threw a sack and asked Sui Yuan to pack the stolen goods.
Sui Yuan is so angry! You stole me and asked me to help you bag it?
"Just pretend, let me go to the house to see if there is anything worthwhile?"
With a word, the thief ran to the bedroom.
My mother was not at home and went to live at my sister's house, so there was no one in the bedroom.
After entering the bedroom, the thief whispered, "Find it quickly, and steal all the valuables!"
Sui Yuan froze for a moment, then walked directly towards the thief.
The thief was taken aback, "Why are you following me?"
"Hey." Sui Yuan smiled, "I think you are the most valuable!"
"You dare to steal me? I just learned the Cloud Explorer!"
When the voice fell to the ground, Sui Yuan beckoned, huh! He directly stole the thief's clothes.
The thief didn't realize what was going on, and the clothes were in Sui Yuan's hands.
"You...how did you take it off?"
Sui Yuan raised his eyebrows, "I want to learn, let's see!"
swish!
With a flash of the hand, the thief's pants were gone.
swish!
swish!
swish!
After a few afterimages, the thief is left with a pair of colorful underpants.
[Fuck! Awesome!]
[Hahaha, here comes a new meme, are you stealing me? I just learned Tanyun! Haha. 】.
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