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In the bedroom.

The thief was wearing flowery pants, staring straight at Sui Yuan, his face was full of shock.

"You fucking meow is sick!"

"I asked you to steal valuables from the bedroom, why the fuck did you strip me naked?"

"Also, where did you learn your skills, how can you be so fast?"

The thief may also be confused, and he still hasn't realized that Sui Yuan is not his accomplice.

Sui Yuan didn't poke it, "I'm not showing you my skills?"

"Huh? Why did I leave one for you? It seems that I haven't mastered this skill!"

Saying that, Sui Yuan raised his hand.

swish!

Sui Yuan also stole the thief's last pair of flowery pants.

Fortunately, the thief reacted quickly and squatted down directly, otherwise it would be a restricted screen.

【Hahaha, anchor, you are too damaged, don't leave the last one for the thief!】

[Nimma, I laughed so hard, this thief is really unlucky, it’s not good for you to steal from someone, stealing the anchor, isn’t that asking for death?]

[Familiar taste, familiar formula, sure enough, I still feel funny watching this kind of plot, haha. 】

[Anchor: Dare he meow steal me, I just learned the Tanyun hand, hahaha!]

"You are not my partner!"

The thief finally came to his senses, squatting on the ground and glaring at Sui Yuan viciously.

Sui Yuan pouted, "With your IQ, how did you become a thief?"

"Get up and follow me!"

"Where are you going?" The thief squatted on the ground, clutching his crotch, and looked at Sui Yuan with a sad face.

"Nonsense, of course I went to the police station? A scum like you should sit through the little black room."

"Don't go!" The thief said stubbornly, "If you kill me, I won't go either!"

Whoops hello?

Sui Yuan raised his eyebrows, "The thief still called him so stubborn, I'll show you face, right?"

"Are you showing me face?"

The thief was about to cry, "If I look like this, it would be shameless for you to go to the police station!"

Sui Yuan: "……………

"Even if you go to the police station, you still have to give me something to hide?"

"Let me go to the police station like this, you might as well kill me!" The thief said bitterly.

【Hahaha, anchor, you are a bit murderous!】

【Even if you go to the police station, you still have to leave something for the thief. It’s okay for the thief to lose face. Don’t dirty your eyes!】

[Zhen Nima can't live with laughter, hahaha. 】

Sui Yuan thought about it, and what the thief said made sense, going out like this was really indecent.

But for him to dress, Sui Yuan felt flustered.

This kind of thief must be punished.

After thinking about it, I randomly found a cardboard box.

This box was used to pack the oven, and Sui Yuan kept it because he thought that he could sell it for money if he saved a lot in the future.

"This thing should be good." Sui Yuan handed the cardboard box to the thief, "Just use this to cover it."

"Anyway, when it's time to play, Shushu will also give you clothes."

The thief looked at the cardboard box that could only cover a little, gritted his teeth bitterly, "You can do it!"

Hate it, even a thief has to use it! If Sui Yuan didn't forcibly drag her out, it would be a shame to throw it at grandma's house.

Put on the cardboard box, and the thief will go out in one step.

Sui Yuan raised his hand and stopped the thief, "You just left`"?"

"I caught you, didn't hit you, didn't scold you, don't you know how to thank you?"

"It's okay if you bow to express your apology!"

Unexpectedly, the thief raised his head and said arrogantly: "Forgive me for being in armor, so it is inconvenient to give a full gift!"

After speaking, the thief stepped out of the door.

[Hahaha, this thief is quite educated. 】

[Nimma, I can die laughing, this thief is quite arrogant. 】

[Hahaha, the anchor is really that one! Anything can happen. 】

[Laughed to death, really. 】

It is three or four o'clock in the morning, although the weather is very cold, but there are no people.

On the silent street.

The thief walked ahead, and Sui Yuan followed behind.

Picture this picture.

A person whose whole body was only covered by a cardboard box walked in front, and a person wearing a hood and holding a chain followed behind.

Anyone who looks at this picture will find it exciting!

However, the thief didn't seem to feel ashamed, and was very happy while walking and jumping.

Sui Yuan rolled his eyes angrily, "You bastard has no face, a thief is dressed like this, and he's very happy!"

"Stop jumping! I'll give you a kick when you're jumping."

The thief almost vomited blood out of breath, he turned his head and glared at Sui Yuan, "Which eye of yours is happy to see me?"

"Do you know what the temperature is now? Seven or eight degrees below zero! I'm just wearing a cardboard box. If I don't jump around, I won't freeze to death!"

Sui Yuan:

【Hahaha, the thief is about to collapse. 】

【I won’t freeze to death if I don’t jump around? Hahaha, there’s nothing wrong with it!】

[Anchor, you are too cruel, I feel a little sympathetic to the thief. 】

【Come on, where are the elementary school students? I beg the thief to have more space in his heart!】

[Hahaha, I can't laugh anymore, because it's interesting. 】

[Thief, you are content, fortunately it is the middle of the night, if it is broad daylight, you will die directly. 】

Da da da!

Da da da!

At this moment, footsteps suddenly came from the street ahead.

Sui Yuan looked up and saw dozens of uncles and aunts running over in unison.

Looking at the uniform clothing and uniform movements, it should be morning exercise.

There is also a coach, shouting slogans.

"Insist on exercising for three hours, hidden diseases and pain will be like a doctor!"

"Insist on exercising for three hours, and don't give alms to your children!"

"Persist... eh?!"

The elders and aunts suddenly turned their heads, and when they saw Sui Yuan and the thief, they were all stunned.

Everyone's eyes widened, staring straight at the thief.

That picture is so exciting!

After watching for two or three minutes, the uncles and aunts came back to their senses.

"Oh, performance art!"

"In winter, it's not easy to do performance art in the early morning!

"Look at that young man, he's frozen into a chick, and he's still jumping happily."

"Which country's performance art is this? The Story of Dumb?"

"No matter which country's performance art, we must support it!"

"Yes, because."

It should be said that the uncles and aunts are really kind, and they gave all the change they brought out for breakfast to the thief.

That's right, it's stuffed in the thief's box.

Perhaps to keep warm, the thief sealed the opening under the cardboard box, leaving only two legs.

Just in time to catch the money.

I gave money, and the uncles and aunts encouraged it.

"Keep going, your tomorrow will be brilliant!"

"I am optimistic about you!"

【Hahaha, I can't stop laughing, because the grandparents are so cute. 】

【Performance art? It's the first time I've seen this kind of performance art, I can't stop laughing. 】

【I guess the thief wants to die now, right?】

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard. 】

Looking at the scattered change in the cardboard box, the thief cried.

"You guys are sick! Is there any performance art like his meow?"

"You guys are murdering people, you are deceiving people too much!"

Ignoring the thief's screams, Sui Yuan walked over slowly, looked at the change in the cardboard box, and said something faintly.

"Okay, you have another crime."

"Scam on the street."

The thief was really crying. He knelt down on the ground and begged: "Hero, can you kill me?"

"I'm so virtuous, and I'm still cheating on you!"

"Quick, kill me, I can't stand it!"

[Fraud? Hahaha, anchor, you can figure it out. 】

[Nimma, the thief probably regrets the most in his life, is to steal into the anchor's house, right?]

[Nimma, I can’t stop laughing, anchor, you are the one! It’s so funny to catch a thief. 】

[Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing. 】

At this time, a patrol car drove over.

Seeing the picture in front of him, Shu Shu immediately stopped and walked down quickly.

'."what happened?"

Seeing Shu Shu coming, Sui Yuan hurriedly said: "Shu Shu, you came at a good time, and you will save me trouble, hurry up, this is a thief!"

"Is he a thief?"

Shu Mi looked at Sui Yuan's attire, then at the thief's attire, and was stunned.

"Who are you two stealing from whom?"

Maybe Shushu has never seen such an exciting picture.

The thief was stripped naked, just carrying a cardboard box, and the thief was dressed neatly, with a hood on.

Shu Shu was stunned for a moment, looked at Sui Yuan and asked, "Are you guys distributing the spoils unevenly?"

"Gives a hand, he lost, you won?"

Sui Yuan:

[Hahaha, Shu Shu is completely confused. 】

【Shu Shu: I have been working as Shu Shu for half my life, and I have never seen such a poor thief. 】

[Nimma, I can’t stop laughing, hahaha. 】

【Shu Shu, you have a good brain! You can write novels, hahaha. 】

Finally, under Sui Yuan's explanation, he also took out the live video, which convinced Shushu.

Shu Mi looked at the naked thief, and sighed helplessly, "This is too miserable, stealing money and stealing yourself naked."

"If you meet your peers inside, you won't be laughed to death?"

The thief knelt on the ground, "Shu Shu, take me away!"

"If you die laughing, die laughing, as long as you don't let me follow this demon!"

"Do you know what he (Zhao Lehao) said about me just now? He said I was a fraud!"

"I'm like this, and he still says I'm cheating, is he human?"

sorghum:

"Okay, stop howling, you still have to be polite when you are a thief?"

"Where are your clothes?"

Sui Yuan responded, "This is it."

Shu Mi was taken aback, "Where are the pants?"

"Oh, I'm here too.

"Where are the pants?"

"It's here too." Sui Yuan gave Shu Shu all the thief's clothes.

Shu Shu was stunned again, looking at Sui Yuan in disbelief, "How did you do it?"

"Could it be that you stole him while he was asleep?"

Sui Yuan curled his lips, "Can I do such a shameless thing? I just stole it in front of him."

"Hehe." Shu Mi chuckled, "Stole it in front of him? Do you think I look like a fool?"

"Why don't you believe me?" Sui Yuan scratched his head, "Let me show you.

swish!

An afterimage flashed, Sui Yuan had an extra pair of pants in his hand.

Shu Shu suddenly felt his legs go numb, he looked down, and then at the trousers in Sui Yuan's hand.

I was stunned for a few seconds before shouting: "Catch him! Catch him too!"

"This method, if he is a habitual offender, who would believe it!"

Sui Yuan: ""

[Hahaha, I can't help but laugh. 】

[Anchor, who are you really! You steal all of Shushu’s pants?]

【Anchor: Doubt me? I just learned Tanyunshou, hahaha!】.