Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

In the end, Sui Yuan was taken away by the Haijing Shushu.

Originally, this crime was not small, but considering Sui Yuan's identity as a purple-robed great celestial master, and after inspection, the warship was indeed a prop without any offensive weapons, so Sui Yuan was released.

It's just pity for those fishermen, who were scared out of their wits.

Think about it, too, being chased by warships, no one can slow down for a while.

Back on the set, Yang Xiaomi looked at Sui Yuan who was full of depression, and couldn't help covering her mouth and giggling, while Director Zhou opened his mouth in shock.

Sui Yuan gave Yang Xiaomi an angry look, "You have the nerve to laugh."

"If you hadn't asked me to be a warship, would such a thing have happened?"

Yang Xiaomi smiled and waved her hands, "Don't wrong me, I asked you to make props for warships, who knew you could still drive this thing!"

"Sui Yuan, I really admire you, making a prop can be so realistic, you are better than Hollywood's prop crew!"

"Giggle."

Sui Yuan was full of helplessness and didn't want to pay attention to Yang Xiaomi anymore. Just as he was looking for a seat to rest, Director Zhou walked over quickly and grabbed Sui Yuan's hand.

"God man!" Director Zhou looked at Sui Yuan excitedly, "Today I can see Sui Tianshi's true ability."

"How did you do it? Create a one-to-one warship in one day, and let him drive it!"

"Are you Doraemon or Dragon Ball Dragon! Can you make a wish?"

Sui Yuan: "..

"Hahaha." Yang Xiaomi couldn't help laughing, "Director Zhou, don't tell me, he can really make wishes."

"Didn't you watch the live broadcast of him going to Longhu Mountain?"

"The other day Lei said whoever strikes saves the one who strikes."

"The little fox "270" has practiced for five hundred years, and he finally transformed into a human form. When he opened his mouth, he became his daughter."

"It's still being raised at my house now, giggling.

Sui Yuan blushed, and glared at Yang Xiaomi angrily, "Boss, you're almost done!"

"I almost got sentenced, and you're so happy!"

"Director Zhou, don't get too excited, just give me the money.

Director Zhou hurriedly said: "No problem, I will arrange to send you the money right away."

"But, hey, Master Sui, besides warships, do you make other props?"

Sui Yuan raised his eyebrows, "How can I use interrogative sentences? You haven't seen my skills? Even Seaview Shushu thought the warship I made was real.

"As long as you have the money in place, you can do anything!"

"That's great!" Director Zhou was very excited, "I plan to shoot some historical fragments of the attack on Pearl Harbor and incorporate them into my movie."

"The biggest difficulty now is props."

Sui Yuan patted his chest, "With me here, props are not a problem, tell me, what do you want?"

"Nothing else but an aircraft carrier...

Fuck!

Sui Yuan staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"Hehehe." Yang Xiaomi smiled coquettishly again, "Is it over? Are you bragging?"

Sui Yuan glared at Yang Xiaomi bitterly, then rolled her eyes at Director Zhou.

"You really dare to open your teeth!"

"A warship almost made me like to mention the small black house of permanent rights, and now it makes me an aircraft carrier?"

"Do you accuse me of not being shot?"

Director Zhou hurriedly said, "Money is not a problem."

"You are fine, I have a problem with meow, I am afraid that I will earn my life and spend my life!"

"Farewell!"

As soon as he cupped his hand, Sui Yuan turned around and ran away, no, this crew really can't stay here, otherwise maybe the director will have something else this week.

As soon as Sui Yuan left the crew office, the phone rang.

When he saw it, it was Zhang Ju.

Just these two days, Sui Yuan wanted to ask about Sui Yi's ID card, so he answered the phone.

It's just that Zhang Ju's laughter came before he opened his mouth.

"Boy, you can! Hahaha."

"Huo Huo has finished the sorghum on our land, has it changed to Huo Huo's sea sorghum?"

"What do you think about chasing fishing boats with a warship?"

Sui Yuan's face was full of black lines, "You just called to laugh at me?"

"Hahaha, how is it possible." Zhang Ju laughed, "I'm telling you, Sui Yi's household registration has been completed, you can come over if you have time, just take a photo and apply for an ID card."

Sui Yuan smiled when he heard the words, "Hehe, finally something good happened, thank you Zhang Ju."

"What's this good thing? There are better things." Zhang Ju chuckled, "Boy, is that warship really a prop made by you?"

Sui Yuan nodded, "Is there any need to question this? If it wasn't for the props, I wouldn't be able to get out, why are you asking this?"

Zhang Ju said with a smile: "Of course I have something to do, boy, can all the props you make be fake?"

"Don't dare to say anything else, it's absolutely fine to confuse the fake with the real." After saying that, Sui Yuan frowned, "What exactly do you want?"

Zhang Ju didn't answer Sui Yuan directly, but asked: "Can you do something bigger than a warship?"

Sui Yuan frowned, "For example?"

"Aircraft carrier!"

"Damn it!" Sui Yuan exploded, "Why do you want an aircraft carrier?"

"What's the matter? Is the branch also planning to make a blockbuster movie?"

Zhang Ju said with a smile: "What about making blockbuster movies? The higher-ups asked me to ask you."

"If you can do it, the higher-ups will order a few aircraft carriers from you, how about you kid?"

"Order an aircraft carrier?" Sui Yuan blinked suspiciously, "Why do the higher-ups want that thing?"

"Besides, doesn't our country have an aircraft carrier?"

Zhang Ju smiled, "There are too many aircraft carriers! If it weren't for the high cost of those things, our country would have mass-produced them."

Sui Yuan was stunned for a while, "But what I made is a prop, it's fake! Even if it can be faked, it's still a display!"

"Hehe, you don't understand that." Zhang Ju said with a smile, "If our country doesn't have an aircraft carrier, then what you make is a fake."

"But our country has an aircraft carrier, so what you make is real, understand?"

"Besides, who would question whether an aircraft carrier is fake? As long as you put it there, it will have enough deterrent effect."

"The higher-ups have decided to use your special skills to place an aircraft carrier on every coastline of our country.

"Which country won't be shocked by that time? Seeing so many aircraft carriers popping up in our country, would those evil-minded clowns still dare to stab them?"

"Of course, I won't let you do it for nothing. How about an aircraft carrier worth 100 million yuan?"

"One billion!?"

Sui Yuan's eyes lit up, "Is it so much?"

"Haha, what is this? Compared with a real aircraft carrier, 100 million is just a drop in the bucket. How about it? Do you want to do it?" Zhang Ju asked with a smile.

"I did it, of course I did it!" Sui Yuan excitedly said, "It is my duty to serve the country!"

"Just tell me how many frames you want? As long as you provide enough materials, there is no problem with how many frames!" Sui Yuan said excitedly.

"Hehe, are you sure you are serving the country, not money?" Zhang Ju joked.

"This is what I said, even if you don't give money, you should do..."

"Then I won't give it."

Sui Yuan:

Nima, are you so happy?

If you can't hear it, I'm just being polite.

Doesn't anyone in your family joke with others?

Zhang Ju was also joking with Sui Yuan. Although he was serving the country, he had to give the money that should be given.

Anyway, the matter is settled.

Of course, the specific implementation process still needs to be approved by high-level meetings, but it is almost the same.

Hang up the phone and be happy.

"Ten aircraft carriers are ordered, one is 100 million, and ten is one billion."

"Hahaha, now I don't have to worry about money."

"Isn't the happy little day coming soon? Hahaha."

"What's so happy about it?" At this moment, Yang Xiaomi came over, seeing Sui Yuan suddenly so happy, she was also a little puzzled.

Sui Yuan chuckled, "Boss, how much is the villa, I will transfer it to you in a few days."

Yang Xiaomi curled her lips, "This is a fortune, have you received the money?"

"Forget it, just the tens of millions, you can keep the flowers for yourself, I don't need that little money now.

"Hey, it's not tens of millions, I'm going to have 100 million soon!" Sui Yuan said happily.

"One billion?" Yang Xiaomi was taken aback, "Where did you get so much money?"

"Just now Bureau Zhang called me and said that the higher-ups wanted to order ten aircraft carriers from me, one worth 100 million yuan!"

Yang Xiaomi was startled, "Aircraft carrier?"

"You can really make an aircraft carrier!"

Sui Yuan handed over the warship to the crew and received money from Director Zhou, and the matter came to an end.

Without staying too long in Haiya, Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi returned to the imperial capital.

Yang Xiaomi's company had something to do, so she went straight back to the company. Sui Yuan was very relaxed, and he was in a good mood, so he called Sun Xuetao to come to his house for a drink.

Today's temperature is good, Sui Yuan wanted to get some skewers, but he didn't want to go to a restaurant, so he set up a stove in his own community and prepared to bake some by himself......

As mentioned before, Sui Yuan is renting an old community without so many rules and regulations. It is common for the community to have barbecues and meals in the yard.

After finding a big tree, Sui Yuan set up the stove and started working.

After a while, Sun Xuetao came, along with two friends who were their college roommates.

These two roommates are not in the capital, but this time they came to the capital for business. They were planning to contact Sui Yuan and Sun Xuetao for dinner, but Sui Yuan's phone call came first.

When old friends reunite, there is nothing else but to drink.

The four of them put on the table and sat around the stove, eating skewers and drinking beer, having a great time.

But while he was eating, suddenly a black shadow fell from the tree. Sui Yuan thought it was a branch of an old tree, so he surrounded it and was about to throw it away.

Unexpectedly, the "tree branch" smacked at his hand.

Only then did Sui Yuan see clearly, this one was a tree branch, a gray snake.

"I'm convinced too."

"Others are bitten by snakes in summer or something, but meows are bitten in winter.

“Also got bitten twice!”

"You think I'm easy to bully, don't you?" Maybe because he drank some wine, Sui Yuan tore the snake off with a little force, picked up a stick, and it was like piercing the snake and roasting it.

"Come on, brothers, I'll add something to you!"

Originally, Sun Xuetao and the three of them were already drowsy, but they were shocked when they saw Sui Yuan holding a snake in his hand.

"Damn it!" Sun Xuetao pointed at the snake and said in drunken amazement, "Master Sui, where did this come from?"

"Who knows where it came from, just bit me."

"Today I must bake it!"

"Don't do it!" Sun Xuetao hurriedly stopped him, "This snake is not for eating! It's a poisonous snake, a five-paced snake!"

"When I was young, I often saw in the fields that after being bitten by a five-step snake, if you walk more than five steps, you will die of poison.

"Master Sui, how many steps have you walked?"

Sui Yuan was also taken aback, "Four steps?"

"Then don't leave, if you leave again, you will die!"

Sui Yuan was also bluffed, "Then what should I do now? If it's a poisonous snake, don't I have to go to the hospital?"

?"

The two roommates next to him laughed.

One of these two roommates is Zhou Chu and the other Kong Long. They were nicknamed Wolong Fengchu, and they are very famous in their school.

Zhou Chu looked at the tense Sui and smiled, "It's okay, you hold the five-step snake, and when the number of steps is up, you let it bite, isn't it enough to continue the number of steps?"

Maybe it's because the alcohol was a bit too high, Sui Yuan didn't turn around, "It makes sense!"

Kong Long beside him was unhappy, "What stupid things are you talking about?"

"It takes four steps to take a bite, how painful that thing is!"

"Master Sui, you still need to find a means of transportation."

"Let's drink, 4.4 You have problems with any vehicle, I'll give you an idea, how do you ride it?"

Sui Yuan looked in the direction Kong Long was pointing at, and saw that it was a sheep raised by the uncle of the community.

This sheep, Sui Yuan knew, was planned to be slaughtered by the uncle for Chinese New Year.

It has been raised for a long time, and it grows very strong.

Maybe it was because he drank too much, or maybe Sui Yuan's brain was a little twitchy, he stood up and shouted loudly: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go!"

Saying that, the four of Sui Yuan walked towards the big head sheep in a twisted manner.

【Pfft! Hahaha, here we go again!】

[Nimma, I knew the anchor would never stop. 】

[The five-step snake continues to count, riding a sheep to the hospital? Hahaha, anchor, are you serious?]

[These two people who came up with the idea are also ruthless people! They are very clever. 】

[Crouching dragon and phoenix chick, is that you? Hahaha. 】

[No, I laughed so hard, one of these people really dare to speak, one dares to believe, and the other dares to dare! Hahaha. 】

"Master, lend me the sheep." Sui Yuan asked drunkenly.

The uncle knew Sui Yuan and got on well with him. He smiled and asked, "Xiao Sui, why are you borrowing sheep?"

"Nothing, I'll ride it to the hospital!"

t: "?!"

Sui Yuan asked with a smile: "Master, do you agree?"

The uncle was stunned for a full two minutes, and finally said, "It doesn't matter whether I agree or not, the most important thing is whether it agrees or not."

"Why don't you try?"

"I guess as long as it can't kill you, it's agreed.

【Hahaha, I can't stop laughing, because you're such a joker!】.