Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

Drunk people will always do some stupid things, and Sui Yuan is no exception, not to mention there are three smart assistants, Sun Xuetao and Wolongfengchu, beside him.

It was just a sentence from the old man, which made the water friends in the live broadcast burst into laughter.

【Hahaha, I laughed so hard, the old man is too funny. 】

[I can't beat you, even if I agree, this is too quintessential. 】

[Grandpa, you may not know the anchor, there is no anchor in this world who dare not do it. 】

[Anchor: Brother Yang, you are all buddies, let me ride, hahaha. 】

[There are also the three buddies next to the anchor, they are all crouching dragons and phoenixes! I laughed so hard. 】

Sui Yuan drunkenly took the rope that tied the sheep from the old man, and rode on it without thinking.

We don't know whether it's because the sheep has a good temper, or Sui Yuan's beast control skills have played a role. Anyway, after he got on it, the big head sheep just wobbled a few times, and then really carried Sui Yuan away.

"Fuck!"

Seeing this scene, the old man burst into a mouthful of Chinese quintessence.

"Really Nima can ride!"

Sun Xuetao waved his hands drunkenly, and said with a smirk, "Master, it's because you are ignorant!"

"What can't my buddy do?"

"He can lead a flock of sheep to fight, ride a giraffe for racing, and what's so special about riding a sheep to the hospital?"

grandfather:

"Run away! Run away! Chase!" Zhou Chu yelled, and Sun Xuetao and Kong Long saw Sui Yuan riding a big-headed sheep and twisting around out of the community.

Maybe he also felt that riding a sheep to the hospital was a bit weird, so Sui Yuan walked slowly to the bus station.

There are a lot of people at the bus station, more than a dozen of them are pressing Chacha 17.

Originally, these people were busy with their own affairs, but when they saw Sui Yuan riding a sheep, they all turned their heads in shock.

Sui Yuan didn't bother, and came over drunk on a sheep.

Now Sui Yuan is still a little conscious, he is afraid that the snake in his hand will scare people, so he just stuffed it in his pocket.

When they came to the bus stop, a dozen people stared at Sui Yuan dumbfounded. Although they were shocked, no one spoke.

I guess I don't know what to say, this fact is too weird.

Standing next to Sui Yuan was a big brother who was so startled that he almost stuffed an egg into his mouth.

Sui Yuan pouted, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen someone waiting for a bus?"

The eldest brother scratched his head in surprise, "I've seen people waiting for the bus, but I haven't seen people riding sheep waiting for the bus.

"Dude, are you going to get on the bus with a sheep, or wait for the bus to rush?"

【Hahaha, big brother, this is because you have no experience. Do you think our anchor has never done it?】

[That is, our anchor rides a giraffe and races with the drag racing party, and races a bus, is it still a problem? 】

[Zhen Nima laughed so hard, it's not normal for something normal to happen to the anchor. 】

Sui Yuan ignored the older brother, and waited for the bus on a sheep. The older brother next to him saw that Sui Yuan was drunk, then looked around and no one was paying attention, and quietly stretched out his hand to Sui Yuan.

This big brother is a thief, looking for prey at the bus station, who would have thought to meet such a drunk as Sui Yuan.

It's a godsend opportunity, big brother will naturally not miss it.

It's just that the elder brother's movements are a little unskilled, and his strike strength is a bit strong. As soon as he touched Sui Yuan's clothes, Sui Yuan noticed it.

"What are you doing?" Sui Yuan looked at his elder brother and frowned involuntarily.

It is said that being a thief is guilty, but the eldest brother didn’t have that item, he stared straight at Sui Yuan, can’t I order something?”

[Fuck! A thief dares to be so arrogant, you don't know how powerful the anchor is!]

[Anchor: Dare to steal me? I just learned Tanyunshou! Hahaha. 】

[Thief, I advise you not to mess with the anchor. There was a thief before, and after being caught by the anchor, he stripped naked and paraded through the streets, hahaha. 】

[Thief: I didn't expect that our industry is so difficult now, haha. 】

[Here we come, here we come, bad luck for the thief. 】

Seeing that the thief is so awesome, Sui Yuan was stunned for a moment, are all the thieves so arrogant now?

Just when Sui Yuan was in a daze, the thief had already put his hand into Sui Yuan's pocket, and that pocket was where Sui Yuan put the snake.

Sui Yuan raised his eyebrows, "You'd better not steal from me, my things are not easy to steal."

The thief raised his head, very arrogantly, "Ha, there are still things in this world that I dare not steal, and are not easy to steal?"

"Tell you, that's where God lives, or I'll go up and steal it!"

"I even dare to steal from God, but you are better than God?"

Sui Yuan was taken aback again, "I've grown up so big, I've never seen such an awesome person!"

The thief pouted, "Then you will see it today!"

"Boy, I think you're a drunk, I don't bother to talk to you, or else, I'll give you a break."

[Fuck! Anchor, this thief is so arrogant, I can't stand it. 】

【Fuck him, anchor, what about your capture and your Tanyun hand? Teach him a lesson!】

【No, the host's state is a bit abnormal, why do I feel that the thief is going to be in trouble?】

【Hahaha, I also have this premonition!】

[If there is no accident, this thief will have an accident soon, hahaha. 】

Seeing that he was bluffing Sui Yuan, the thief was no longer polite, and stretched out his hand to circle Sui Yuan.

what?

The thief was a little confused when he touched the things in Sui Yuan's pocket?

What is it, icy and slippery?

It's quite thin, it's quite

Could it be the brand-name belt he just bought?

Haha, I'm in need of a good belt, and here's mine.

Thinking about it, the thief opened his hand and grabbed the "belt", but before he made a move, the "belt" did it first.

Shout out!

With a sharp bite, it was directly on the thief's finger.

"what!!"

With a scream, the thief hastily pulled out his hand, and along with his hand came out a gray snake.

This completely frightened the thief.

"Fuck! Snake! Snake!"

The thief jumped up and screamed, and the snake on his finger was thrown violently by him.

But no matter how hard he tried, the snake just wouldn't let go, and was biting hard.

This time the thief was really crazy, jumping and shaking desperately, the whole bus station was in chaos.

"Fuck! What's going on?"

"Nimma, the thief was bitten by a snake for stealing?"

"Is there such a weird thing?"

In fact, the thief stole Sui Yuan's things just now, and someone dumped them.

But now people are all based on the idea that more things are worse than less things, so they don't say anything.

It's just that they never dreamed that the thief would steal a snake.

Unexpectedly, someone would hide the snake in the pocket.

[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing. 】

【Anchor, you are too ruthless. I said why you didn’t move. It turned out that you were waiting for the thief to be bitten by a snake!】

[No, no, I'm dying of laughter. 】

【This thief is really pitiful!】

[Hahaha, if you dare to steal the anchor, you have lived enough, hahaha. 】

"Help! Help! Quick, get it off for me!"

The thief was frightened to death, and screamed for help, but no one answered him, and they all hid far away.

Who would dare to go up and help with such a thing! What's more, he is still a thief.

There were also kind-hearted people who called the police.

"Wow! Shushu, we have a thief here, and he was caught."

"Caught by a snake.

Shushu: "...

Hearing someone calling the police, the thief took the snake and ran away screaming.

Seeing that the thief was about to run away, Sui Yuan quit immediately.

"It's okay for you to run, give me the five-step snake! I'm still waiting to count the steps!"

The big-headed sheep yelled "baa-baa" and went straight to the thief to chase after it.

Now the images on the street are exciting again.

A man was bitten by a snake and ran in front with his index finger, followed by a man riding a sheep, "baa baa" catching up.

With this picture, who sees it and who is not confused?

[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing. 】

【Anchor, you are so funny. 】

[No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing. 】

【Anchor, you must live well, without your live broadcast, I will lose ten years of life!】

If this big sheep ran really fast, even with Sui Yuan on its back, it would still be running like lightning.

After a while, it overtook the thief, and the big head sheep was not polite, raised its horns, and gave a push to the thief.

The thief screamed and was pushed to the ground.

Sui Yuan rode over on a sheep, took the snake off the thief's finger, and stuffed it back into the thief.

"Dare to steal me? You are really brave."

The thief lay on the ground, almost crying, "Dude, what are you posting?"

"It's fine to ride a sheep and put a snake 317 in his pocket?"

"Is it poisonous?"

Sui Yuan raised his eyebrows, "Why should I bring it if it's not poisonous?"

"This is a five-step snake. I'm waiting for the next step count."

"I warn you, don't run away! If you run away and die from poison, you will die."

The thief was so frightened that he lay on the ground and crawled forward little by little, not daring to walk anymore.

"Mom, I want to go home, I want to find my mother!"

[Hahaha, I died from laughing, the thief was so scared, mom was scared. 】

【Anchor, you are really the one, I am convinced!】

【Snake: I just wanted to go for a walk, but I didn't expect to get a double kill, hahaha. 】

Just as the thief lay on the ground and screamed, the sorghums who received the alarm rushed over.

Seeing this scene in front of him, Shu Yang also fell in love.

What the hell is going on?

One lay on the ground and called mother, and the other rode on a sheep to play handsome.

Which is the thief?

Shu Shu looked at each other and walked over.

One sorghum helped the thief up, and another sorghum came to Sui Yuan.

"Come down, come down."

"What exactly is going on?"

"Are you accomplices? Is this a steal?"

Sui Yuan hurriedly said: "It's not Shushu, I'm not a thief, I borrowed this."

"Borrowed?" Shu Shu smiled coldly, "Thieves are so civilized now? Is stealing called stealing?"

"Borrowed?"

"What's that bulging in your pocket?"

"Take it out quickly!"

Sui Yuan waved his hands again and again, "You can't take this, Shu Shu, I'm really not a thief, he is!"

"Can't take it?" Shu Mi glared, "You must let me do it, right?"

"Get it out for me!"

Saying that, Shu Shu strode up, stretched out his hand and reached into Sui Yuan's pocket.

It's over!

Sui Yuan shook his head helplessly, and then heard it.

"Ouch!"

Shu Shu let out a scream, and pulled out his hand as if electrocuted, with a snake biting his finger.

"Fuck!"

The other two sorghums were stunned.

【Hahaha, it's over!】

【Nimma, this snake is awesome!】

[Hahaha, no more, I laughed to death. 】.