Please ask me to be the emperor

After everyone gathered together, they were ready to leave. At this time, Chen Jindou suggested that the stone was auspicious and wanted to take it away. Zhang Shun and others saw this and thought it was a joke. It's so heavy, how could it be taken away?

After thinking about it, Zhao Yutou suggested: "This is God's will. If it is left here, it may be destroyed by others. How about we hide it and take it out to make it known to the world someday?"

When Zhang Shun heard this, he thought that this was also the case. If he is defeated and dies in the future, he will not mention it; if there is really one person who dominates, this thing is the proof of God's will. They ordered people to dig a deep pit on the shore, and everyone worked together to push the boulder in and bury it again. After the burial was completed, and fearing that someone might be curious to dig it up, everyone found some turf and loose soil to put on top, and then it was complete.

It was getting late at this time, so Zhang Shuncai took everyone back to Meng County. Needless to say, when we arrived in Meng County, a large household in the county invited Zhang Shun and others to the county government office for a banquet. Li Jiyu couldn't help but be filled with emotion, calling himself a hero. As a result, he fought alone, was miserable, almost died, and was ridiculed by the world.

It turned out that Zhang Shun was also a thief. When he arrived in the city, he responded to his call and attracted everyone's attention. When the big families in the city saw him, they felt as if they had seen a savior. They welcomed him warmly and entertained him continuously. It was as if an imperial minister from the imperial city came down to inspect. They are both thieves, why is there such a big gap?

Li Jiyu here was filled with emotions, and the big dogs over there were even more surprised. This "King in Yellow" is really terrifying. I just went out for a walk during the day, and when I came back in the afternoon, I brought back some leaders and five to six hundred soldiers. It was really tight.

Fortunately, the thief was kind and did not harm the people in the city, otherwise he would have been a serious problem to the world. Shi Wenhuan half-closed his eyes and heard their whispers, thinking: These people are extremely ignorant. If this traitor is so benevolent and righteous, he will be a great trouble to the world. If we just fight and plunder, nothing will happen. But left and right have nothing to do with me, not just eating and drinking.

Li Sanniang was not afraid of anything. Originally, this kind of banquet was only attended by men, and even Li Jiyu's wife couldn't avoid it. But on the one hand, she was reluctant to leave Zhang Shun, and on the other hand, she also wanted to see what it was like at the banquet.

When I came up, I saw that there were so many delicious and delicious food on display. I was so happy. He is indeed the man that Li Sanniang likes, he is capable. I thought I would become a thief and a wife after him, and I would be shouted at and beaten everywhere. As a result, the Ming Dynasty entered Mengxian County. Not only were the landlords and wealthy people entertained by good meat and wine, but they also had houses to live in.

I'm afraid this is the kind of treatment you will get when you become an emperor in the future, right? Thinking of this, Li Sanniang became even happier and stretched out her hand to catch a chicken to eat. But suddenly I thought, would Zhang Shun lose face by doing something like this? Thinking of this, I had to pull off a chicken leg gracefully, bite it slowly, and chew it carefully.

In fact, Zhang Shun also had ordinary thoughts. Originally, he had no worries and was quite shameless when eating the noodles. As a result, now that he was the leader and acted like a superior, it was hard for him to grab the pig knuckles like before. I had no choice but to pick up a large piece with chopsticks, chew and swallow without thinking.

Zhao Yutou sat down and observed, thinking: It seems that these two people are a good match. The children of Jianghu do not stick to trivial matters. It's better for me to be a matchmaker tonight and take advantage of the opportunity to get things done between the two of them.

Seeing that Li Sanniang stayed with Zhang Shun and behaved politely, the wealthy people in the city thought: I'm afraid this is the wife of the "King in Yellow". She now has the power of life and death in the city, and we will definitely make him unhappy. . There is also a skill to this horse-playing skill, and these big families in the city have this skill. Some people directly come forward and brag, some just make insinuations, and some even go directly to the wife route to please the thief's wife and let her blow her pillow.

So, as time went by, someone came to Li Sanniang to light a cold stove. As a rural girl, Li Sanniang seems bold and bold, but in fact she is very conservative. I haven't had wine since I was a child, so I refused to drink it. But she was a novice at the wine shop after all. As she went back and forth, she was offered too many drinks and couldn't help but eat two. The spicy taste hit her nose and almost choked her. She just thought that these people were deliberately playing tricks on her, and secretly made a note in her mind that she would give Zhang Shun a blow on her pillow and punish them.

Let's say that everyone eats the same meal, and the host and guest enjoy themselves. Zhang Shun also ate a little too much and felt dizzy. So, while Zhang Shun said goodbye to other stumbling heads of large families, he took Zhao Yutou and made arrangements: "This Li Sanniang is my old friend. You should send someone to arrange a place for her." After Zhao Yutou got the order, he He shouted to Li Sanniang: "Girl, come with me, I will take you to your residence."

Hearing this, Li Sanniang glanced at Zhang Shun resentfully, but she couldn't do such a shameful thing as running directly to Zhang Shun's room and getting under Zhang Shun's bed. He had no choice but to look back three times and look at Zhang Shun.

Zhang Shun pretended not to see it and continued to be polite to others. After finally complimenting each other, they walked back dizzy. Accompanying him was Wukong on the left and Ji Dan on the right. They finally got him to the door and then went back to his room to rest impatiently.

Zhang Shun reluctantly pushed the door open, walked to the bed, went up and fell asleep. This guy was also very sleepy and fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed. When he was in a daze, and he didn't know how long he had slept, a high-pitched scream suddenly woke him up from his dream.

As the saying goes, when you are full and warm, you can think about sex, this guy is full of energy.

Since Zhang Shun became a thief, he has become more and more vigilant. He stood up in excitement and reached out to touch the mace placed in his bed. It doesn't matter if you touch it

Before Zhang Shun could make any move, he slapped him in the face. Zhang Shun looked at the naked Li Sanniang in front of him with a confused look on his face. He didn't realize what happened for a while.

Li Sanniang pulled up the quilt to cover herself, and said in shame and anger: "You don't do things that are fair and honest, but you are quite good at sneaking around!"

"You, why are you here?" Zhang Shunhun asked before he could come back.

"Are you going to beat me up?" Li Sanniang became angrier as she thought about it, and said, "Yesterday you arranged for someone to bring me here, but it turned out that you sneaked over here in the middle of the night, and you still said!"

Zhang Shun slapped his forehead and understood immediately: It must be Chen Jindou who is good at flattery and taking advantage of loopholes. He must have done this.

Thanks for the zebra pillow and quilt tips. The author got home too late today because he had something to do, so I can only update once. I'm sorry for keeping everyone waiting.