Please ask me to be the emperor

There is nothing unusual about men and women having sex. Since ancient times, when there were no humans for millions of years, human ancestors have lived like this. The two of them didn't know what they were doing in the house, and they struggled for a long time. In the morning, the two of them got up as if nothing had happened.

Everyone looked around the two of them as if they were curious. As a result, the two people had calm expressions and calm demeanor, with their expressions natural and calm. There was no trace of shyness, joy, anger, excitement and other emotions at all.

Zhang Shun saw Zhao Yutou and Chen Jindou in the crowd, and ignored the others, so he waved his hand and called them into the room. While the two were feeling anxious, Zhang Shun lowered his face and asked, "Which of you did this? It's lawless!"

Chen Jindou quickly expressed his stance: "It's not me, Lord!"

Zhang Shun looked at him suspiciously and was about to speak when he heard Zhao Yutou smile and say: "My lord, you must blame me! I see that my lord is full of blood and has been lacking someone to take care of him in the house. This girl is virtuous and kind." Virtue, gentle and considerate, she is a good wife for my lord. As the saying goes, 'when a man is affectionate, a concubine is interested', I specially helped to make this happen!"

Zhang Shun was furious when he heard this. This is like the blind date of future generations. Parents take notice and tell you that although the girl in front of you is big and thick, she is just as good at giving birth. How can you bear it? He couldn't help shouting: "Are you going to interfere in my personal affairs?"

Hearing this, Zhao Yutou was silent for a moment and said, "The Tian family has no selfish business!"

Zhang Shun was speechless when he heard this, so he had to wave them off. He originally thought that Chen Jindou was involved in this matter, but he didn't expect that it was Zhao Yutou. This man contributed a lot to his raising the army, so out of past kindness, let him be spared this fate. In this era, it’s not just about marrying one wife, but marrying one more. It’s just about having one more mouth to eat. Although I am not rich, I can only ensure that I have enough food.

The two of them retreated, and Li Sanniang asked a little uneasily: "Zhang Sheng, you don't regret it, do you?"

What's there to regret? Although Li Sanniang looked a little bit tacky when she was wearing it, she was really tight and beautiful when she took it off. Healthy skin and a well-proportioned figure can make someone fall into the "real fragrance" early on. So, Zhang Shun smiled and said: "One day, a hundred days of kindness, don't worry, Sanniang, I, Zhang Shun, am not a heartless person."

Not to mention how the two people communicated, as soon as Chen Jindou and Zhao Yutou left Zhang Shun's bedroom, he stepped forward, grabbed Zhao Yutou and said angrily: "Old guy, you can't tell. You are quite old. If you still play this trick, no wonder Taoist Master Ma can't beat you."

Although Zhao Yutou is not young yet, he has been working hard all year round and has considerable strength. With just a little effort, he broke away from Chen Jindou's hand and said lightly: "It is the duty of a minister to share the Lord's worries. In the past, Xia Jie There is a sister who is happy, and Shang Zhou had Daji. This generation has brought disaster to the country and the people because of women, and we must be on guard against it."

Hey, who are you talking about? Chen Jindou smiled and said, it seems that Zhao Yutou is old and confused. Since ancient times, men have always been lustful. Taking a country girl to fight with Ma Yingniang is not like going to the toilet with a lantern in the middle of the night, looking for death!

Ma Yingniang was Zhang Sanbai's sister, and Zhang Sanbai was recommended by Zhao Yutou, and had already been classified as the number one general of the "Zhao Party" by Chen Jindou. Originally, Chen Jindou thought that when Li Ji met, the two sides could finally draw a tie.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yutou actually lost his mind, so Chen Jindou quickly gave up Zhao Yutou and went to look for the three hundred. Zhang Sanbai had different thoughts from theirs. He felt that his sister was rare and unparalleled. Zhang Shun was just a deceiver. How could he be worthy of his sister? However, since his sister has a good impression of him, let's help him.

Besides, Ma Yingniang had already received the news before Chen Jindou and Zhang Sanbai arrived at the women's camp where Ma Yingniang was. Suddenly, Ma Yingniang felt like she was struck by lightning when she heard this. I finally bought a duck, plucked the feathers, cleaned the internal organs, and washed it cleanly. Add oil and salt seasonings, simmer it over high heat, and stew gently over low heat until it becomes mushy. Before I could eat it, I was grabbed by a passing beggar and took a bite. How could I bear this?

Don't look at Ma Yingniang's shy and timid appearance, she is gentle and tight. In fact, deceiving is a woman's talent. The more beautiful a woman is, the better she is at deceiving. A woman like Ma Yingniang has deceit ingrained into her bones, and her every move and smile is superb. Do you think she has a circus background, how many ups and downs she has experienced, and what kind of people have she not seen? What kind of person has not been deceived? Who would have thought that today a local girl would drink her head and eat soup? Is it tolerable, but which one is intolerable?

Ma Yingniang quickly called Wu Ma to ask for advice. Wu Ma was a fierce rural woman who didn't know anything about love, so she could only say: "This matter between men and women is not a big deal. It's just sleep. If you feel like it, If you fall into the trap of our lord, just recommend yourself as a pillow. Find a romantic, snowy and moonlit night and crawl into his room. Can he still drive you out?"

When Ma Yingniang heard this, she stamped her feet angrily: "What the hell kind of idea is this? Not to mention being so self-contemptuous, it will not fall down. If you break in and see the couple inside, wouldn't it be wrong? Is it even more embarrassing?”

Wu Ma heard the words and said with a smile: "In this case, it is not necessarily impossible to join in." Ma Yingniang was so angry that she kicked over the table in the room and told her to get out. Wu Ma also realized that she had made a mistake and withdrew awkwardly but politely.

Just at this time, Chen Jindou and Zhang Sanbai rushed over. Since Zhang Sanbai was Ma Yingniang's brother, and this happened again, the female soldiers in the women's camp did not embarrass him and let them in.

As soon as Zhang Sanbai saw that his sister had been wronged, he quickly called Chen Jindou to put the overturned table up again, and said with a smile: "Who made my sister Zhang Sanbai angry? Speaking of brother, brother is venting his anger on you. !”

Ma Yingniang became even more angry when she heard this, and said angrily: "You are still laughing! Your brother-in-law has been snatched away, what can you do?"

Zhang Sanbai laughed when he heard this: "Sister, please calm down and let me find a way for you! Since ancient times, three-legged toads have been hard to find, but two-legged people are still easy to find. Why don't you find another brother-in-law?" !”

Ma Yingniang was in agony when she thought of the couple naked and having sex with each other. How could she be willing to give up when her brother teased her like this? Then he came up and stomped his toes, leaving Zhang Sanbai holding his toes in pain and jumping up and down on one leg.

Seeing this, Chen Jindou quickly said: "Mother, please calm down and let's discuss this matter in the long run!"

Ma Yingniang raised her eyebrows, glared at him and asked, "It's possible that a scoundrel will be born soon. How can we plan for the long term?"

When Chen Jindou heard this, he muttered: "That's right. Li Sanniang is a good mother at first sight. No wonder Zhao Yutou is so interested! She is indeed very cunning.

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