Please ask me to be the emperor

"'Chaos troops', King Shun sent people to ask for an audience!" Zhang Rukui, the "Soap Eagle", hurriedly walked into the Zhongyi Hall.

Speaking of Zhongyi Hall, it is actually just a thatched nunnery.

After the "Chaos Point Soldier" Dang Shousu and the "Soap Eagle" Zhang Rukui occupied the Shendao Ridge, they set up a camp here privately with the help of the high mountains and dense forests.

It's just a poor place, what's the point?

They had no choice but to lead their five to seven hundred men to clear away the vegetation and build a few residences based on the mountain. What kind of scenery could they have?

"King Shun? See you or not? If he finds us in the camp, wouldn't we be asking for death?" Dang Shousu was devouring half of a cooked quail and couldn't help but waved his hands impatiently.

"Brother, why don't you let me take a bite?" Zhang Rukui was immediately attracted by the smell of meat in Dang Shousu's hand and couldn't help but swallowed his saliva.

"I'll give it to you!" Dang Shousu heard the words and looked at the object in his hand, picked up the fleshless skeleton, pulled it off and threw it away.

Zhang Rukui hurriedly took it, and with a smile on his face, he muttered: "I don't know what your plan is. Do you still want to be a savage in the deep mountains and forests for the rest of your life?"

"I heard that most of the 'Yellow Mine Owner' and the others were killed by the new boy. I remember that his daughter was pretty cool. What a pity, tsk tsk!"

"Do you know whether he came to Zhao'an or to kill him?" Dang Shousu couldn't help but sneered after hearing this.

"You are talking about this cruel boy, do you know where he comes from?"

"What's the origin?" Zhang Rukui chewed for a long time and found that the object in his hand only had bones and no meat. He couldn't help but trembled again and again, and was reluctant to throw it away.

"The people under Lao Luo, the 'Living Cao Cao', ended up being chopped into pieces by King Shun. This kid took advantage of him, so he just followed him!" Dang Shousu sneered.

"Can't you? King Shun is not that kind of person!" Zhang Rukui said in disbelief.

"Isn't he that kind of person? He knows people but doesn't know his heart. Didn't Yang He's fellow say that at first, how many brothers died at the hands of officers and soldiers?" Dang Shousu said disdainfully.

"Then...then let's fight to the end?" Zhang Rukui said with some reluctance.

"People enjoy hot and spicy food, but we are as poor as beggars. This is too shabby!"

"The first master, the second master, a group of people came from outside. The leader called himself 'King Neat' and claimed to be an old friend of the two masters..." While the two were arguing, a group of minions suddenly broke in to report.

"Fat Zhang?" The two of them were startled when they heard this. They couldn't help but quickly took out their knives and yelled, "How many people does he bring? Hurry up and get ready for battle!"

"Uh...he brought three or five porters and seven or eight guards!" the minions couldn't help but report.

"Oh?" Dang Shousu couldn't help but look at Zhang Rukui and laughed, "Why is he here? Could it be that he knew that the Chinese New Year was coming soon and brought us meat?"

Zhang Rukui couldn't help but smile, and asked again: "Then we won't see each other?"

"Now that you're here, don't leave!" Dang Shousu sneered, "It's okay to meet him."

"We agreed, let's go together, or if we don't agree, we'll keep him here to 'kill pigs' for the New Year!"

"Okay, pass on Fatty Zhang!" Zhang Rukui ordered.

"Send word to Fatty Zhang..." As soon as Zhang Rukui finished speaking, the shouts of the messengers came from outside the camp.

"Hey, brother, you are so impressive!" Not long after, Fatty Zhang said with a bulging belly, and Shi Shiran walked in, then took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat on his forehead.

"What are you doing here? Could it be that the birthday boy got tired of hanging himself?" Zhang Rukui couldn't help but stepped forward and shouted.

"Ha, are you eating?" Fatty Zhang ignored him, but looked at some bones and residue left on the table, and couldn't help but laugh.

"Isn't it difficult to live in a remote rural area and become the king of the mountain?"

"I'm happy for you to take care of it!" Zhang Rukui couldn't help but said harshly when he saw that Dang Shousu didn't say anything.

"It's not like some people who treat others as dogs and are rewarded with two bones, and they become human again!"

"A dog? I don't know whether I am a dog or not, but some people must have chewed the bones!" Fatty Zhang looked at the oil stars on Zhang Rukui's hands and the bones on the ground and smiled.

"You..." Zhang Rukui then remembered that he was scratching his bones and couldn't help but become angry.

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and fart if you have any. You must have traveled across mountains and ridges to get here, and you won't be beaten to death just for talking, right?" Dang Shousu stopped Zhang Rukui and couldn't help but sneered.

"It's nothing, I just came over to ask you." Fatty Zhang said with a smile.

"Do you want to eat meat with King Shun? If you do, I can vouch for you!"

"If you don't want to, you will be hacked to death by the rebels when you turn around, don't say you didn't predict it!"

"Seeking death!" Zhang Rukui was furious when he heard this. He couldn't help but draw out his sword and put it on Fatty Zhang's belly to make gestures.

"Don't be rude!" Dang Shousu stopped Zhang Rukui again and couldn't help but sneered, "The sky is high and the emperor is far away, who is willing to crawl into the ravine and come here to kill me?"

Not to mention cats and dogs, even Ming troops like Cao Wenzhao and Zuo Guangxian are unwilling to fight in the mountains. What can you do to me?

"Oh, I forgot to tell you something!" Fatty Zhang looked at Zhang Rukui's posture and said indifferently.

"King Shun married a new wife a few months ago."

"What's the matter?" Dang Shousu and Zhang Rukui were confused when they heard this.

"Nothing, it's just that my mother's dowry is a bit big!" Fatty Zhang raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

"How big is it?"

"It's not big, just tens of thousands of people!"

"Then...how about that?"

"No, it's the bride's ex-husband's surname, Ma, the horse from Qiyang Shizhu Ma!"

"Nima, white pole soldiers? Ma Fengyi?" Dang Shousu and Zhang Rukui were stunned and couldn't help blurting out.

"Look, this is not a coincidence, is it?" Fatty Zhang chuckled, "Since everyone knows him well, I won't waste any more words."

"Nima, this mother-in-law is so old, she's going to marry like a bird!" Dang Shousu and Zhang Rukui couldn't help but curse.

The world-famous white-pole soldiers were born to fight in mountain warfare.

The two of them only have a total of five or seven hundred people. If they are fighting in the plains, it is impossible to exchange one for one.

If we were to defend it in the mountains, I'm afraid not all the ashes would be carried away.

"I can't help it. Who can say that someone has great skills, good work, and extraordinary talent? This is something that I can't help but envy!" Fatty Zhang knew the hearts of the two of them so well that he couldn't help but chuckle.

Nima!

The majestic King Shun, a seven-foot-tall man, actually did such a thing of selling sex, what is the law of heaven!

"Then...then if we serve King Shun as our master, what are the benefits?" There was no way, the hero was stumped by the shortcomings, Dang Shousu and Zhang Rukui couldn't help but asked out of breath.

"First one, you don't have to die!" Fatty Zhang said, clasping his fingers after hearing this.

"Secondly, King Shun is hiring people. If you surrender with courtesy, I can guarantee you two positions as chief soldier and deputy commander, and reorganize a battalion..."

"Okay, as long as Fatty Zhang can keep his word, we will surrender!" Dang Shousu and Zhang Rukui looked at each other and finally decided through gritted teeth.

You bastard, you can't hide in this ravine, eat your fill, and make others laugh!