Please ask me to be the emperor

"So, your father is not willing to spend money to redeem you, is he?" Concubine Tian couldn't help but smile happily when she saw Queen Zhou returning in despair.

She was always very smart, and when she saw Zhang Shun's expression, she guessed that this guy wanted to squeeze some money out of them.

"This is not a question of whether or not to let go, but there is no way to describe it at all." For the first time, Queen Zhou did not retort to her. Instead, she said hesitantly, "That...it was me before, and you won't hold a grudge." Me?"

"Ah, no way, I did something wrong too!" Concubine Tian was stunned and couldn't help but responded quickly.

"That's good, that's good. If that's the case, can you lend me some money? I need it urgently!" Queen Zhou said hesitantly.

"Ha, you want to borrow money to redeem yourself? How much, tell me the number!" Concubine Tian was stunned when she heard this, and she immediately understood that this week the Queen wanted to borrow money to redeem herself.

It was so easy for her to bow her head in this life. Even if she gritted her teeth and swallowed blood, she still had to be generous.

"One...one million" Queen Zhou hesitated for a moment, her voice sounding like a mosquito humming.

"One million dollars?" Concubine Tian was almost frightened.

"One million taels of silver!" Empress Zhou emphasized quickly.

"One million taels of silver!" Concubine Tian couldn't help but raise her voice. If it weren't for her hands and feet being tied, she almost jumped up. She couldn't help turning her head to ask Zhang Shun.

"Is she inlaid with gold or jade? Why is she so expensive?"

What kind of queen can be worth a million?

"Let's go, it's your turn!" Zhang Shun ignored her and instead untied the cloth tied to Queen Zhang's ankle and said.

Now he earns hundreds of thousands every minute, so where is the time to waste?

The two of them walked in tandem and finally left the Yangxin Hall. Queen Zhang muttered: "My family is not as rich as theirs, how can I have any money with you?"

It turns out that this queen's reputation is actually quite unpopular with Emperor Tianqi.

Not only was the father-in-law Zhang Guoji Taikang Bo deposed, but shortly after she got married, Tianqi tortured and killed five members of her family because of a small mistake.

Later, he even skipped the celebrations and rewards that should be held on the Queen's birthday.

It wasn't until the death of Tianqi and Chongzhen's accession to the throne that he granted the title of Jiading Bo to the patriarch Zhou Kui and re-confessed Taikang Bo.

Therefore, Queen Zhang's family knew about her family affairs and were afraid of being embarrassed by Zhang Shun.

"Empress Zhou also said this before, if you don't squeeze it out, who knows how much oil and water there will be?" Zhang Shun sneered when he heard this.

Just remembering that Queen Zhang was originally from Xiangfu and had a local accent, Zhang Shun comforted her and said, "Don't worry, I will never force you to do anything."

In fact, if we look at it carefully, Empress Zhang is "slim and plump, with a face like Guanyin, eyes like autumn waves, a mouth like cherry blossoms, a nose like hanging gallbladder, and white teeth."

Except that her skin color is slightly inferior to that of Queen Zhou, her appearance is even better. She can be said to be an enhanced version of Queen Zhou.

However, this enhanced version of Queen Zhou could only look at the loving husband and wife, living a harmonious and happy life, and one can imagine the jealousy in her heart.

There are people who hate, but there are no people who laugh.

Although the two of them are not so vicious in their hearts, it is inevitable that they are somewhat incompatible subconsciously.

Now that she saw that Zhou Guozhang, who had always been "stingy and naughty", was willing to spend money for his daughter, she couldn't help but feel a little sorry for herself.

Sure enough, Zhang Shun told Zhang Guoji exactly what he said to Zhou Kui. Zhang Guoji couldn't help but muttered: "I only have more than ten thousand yuan in my family. If I sell some more farm and house supplies, I'm afraid that I will lose money." One hundred thousand will be collected."

"Zhang Guozhang!" Zhang Shun couldn't help shouting affectionately after hearing this, "Chickens lay eggs, and eggs lay chickens. It's not a skill. People who are really capable should borrow chickens to lay eggs. Do you understand?"

"To be honest, your daughter's beauty is very rare for me."

"But no matter how rare I am, she shouldn't spend the money! Did you see that the dowry for Queen Zhou's family is one million, one million!"

"Can you imagine him sitting in the hall tomorrow, collecting money from other gentry and officials?"

"What is the source of wealth? This is called the source of wealth!"

"Uh, Your Highness, you mean 'borrowing money'?" Zhang Guoji was obviously a little moved, but he was also a little bit confused, "I'm afraid I can't afford to repay this!"

"Seven words, stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!" Zhang Shun said, "I have never seen such an honest person."

"Who are you? You are the father-in-law of this dynasty! Who is so blind that he dares to ask you for a debt?"

"Even if this lawsuit goes to the imperial court, I still have something to say. The first is to ensure personal safety, the second is to ensure daily expenses, and the third is to pay back slowly!"

"You have to pay back one hundred and two hundred years, and your bones will be rotten by then, so why bother with that?"

"Okay, I'll sign too, I'll sign one million too!" Zhang Guoji gritted his teeth and signed the document.

After finally waiting for her father and others to leave, Empress Zhang crawled out from under the imperial desk with a complicated expression.

However, before she could speak, she saw Zhang Shun looking at the documents his father had just signed, shaking his head and sighing.

"What's wrong?" Empress Zhang, who originally felt that something was wrong, couldn't help but feel a thump in her heart.

"You can't carve rotten wood, you can't dig out dirt!" Zhang Shun shook his head and dropped his book bag, then sighed and said, "I have said everything so clearly, Zhang Guozhang is still so honest."

"Why are you so honest?" The pauper signed the contract of betrayal. Isn't this enough of a hard work?

"Borrowing chickens lays eggs, borrowing chickens lays eggs, borrowing one is borrowing, borrowing ten is still borrowing. Anyway, you can't afford to pay it back, why not sign for 10 million, 100 million, and look better!" Zhang Shun couldn't help but say smiled.

When Queen Zhang heard this, she immediately shivered and wished she could stay away from Zhang Shun as soon as possible.

This person really dares to say that even though brothers Tianqi and Chongzhen have worked so hard, their annual taxes are only 10 million, and you are asking for a ten-year loan.

"Okay, it's your turn!" When the distraught Queen Zhang returned to the Yangxin Hall, Zhang Shun said loudly to Concubine Tian.

"Ah, what's wrong with you?" Concubine Tian looked at Queen Zhou, then looked at Queen Zhang, and couldn't help but wonder.

"Just take care of yourself!" Queen Zhang smiled bitterly and shook her head when she heard this. She didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Mysterious!" Concubine Tian muttered and followed Zhang Shun out.

"I'm telling you, if you want money, you have to be nice to me!" Compared to Empress Zhou and Empress Zhang who were powerless, Concubine Tian, ​​who was both civil and military, was obviously more confident.

If she hadn't been able to see her father soon, she would have killed Zhang Shun just with her long legs.

Don’t worry, if I encounter someone like you who is taken advantage of, I will kill you with a knife!

Zhang Shun smiled, pushed open the side door of Qianqing Palace and said, "Please!"

After Tian Guifei also hid under the imperial cabinet, Zhang Shun's third advantageous father-in-law, Tian Hong, soon met.

This Tian Hongyu has a bold temperament, "loves Yiyou, and is a light knight". He is more generous than Zhou Kui and Zhang Guoji.

After he finished listening to Zhang Shun's words, he couldn't help but wave his big hand and said: "How can a man behave like a little daughter and worry about everything."

"It is a great honor to meet King Shun today. I would like to ask you to call you a good son-in-law. I wonder how much you need?"

Well, I just like such a generous father-in-law!

Zhang Shun slapped his thigh and said: "It's easy to say, easy to say, ten million is barely enough!"

"Cough cough cough" Tian Hongyu almost choked to death on his own saliva.

I dare to give it, but you really dare to ask for it!

"Father, don't be deceived by this guy!" Just when Tian Hong was extremely embarrassed, Concubine Tian couldn't help but jump out and said, "The Zhou family and the Zhang family just got one million!"

Good guy, this is my biological daughter!

Tian Hongyu couldn't help but burst into tears, which made Zhang Shun embarrassed.

"Ahem." Tian Hongyu couldn't help but clear his throat and reprimanded his daughter, "A woman is a woman. If you don't wait in the backyard, how can you get under the table?"

"Hey, yes!" Concubine Tian looked at Zhang Shun with a puzzled look. Why did you ask me to get under the table just now? Wouldn't it be more comfortable to stay behind the screen?

"Ahem." This time it was Zhang Shun's turn to have an itchy throat.

Originally, he wanted to play "father's ex-criminal", but in the end, he was obsessed with money and forgot about it.

"Let's do this, virtuous son-in-law!" Tian Hongyu didn't want to pursue the young man's trivial matter, so he couldn't help but take the initiative to say, "It's ten million, I really can't afford it, it makes you laugh."

"But, I can still guarantee the number of two million."

"Ah?" Zhang Shun couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard this. You are really my "real father". You can stand up to the other two "fake fathers"!

"But, I have two conditions!" Unexpectedly, Tian Hongyu said again.

"Abbott, please speak!" Zhang Shun quickly sat up straight and said.

"One is, this is a dowry for two people!" Tian Hongyu said seriously.

"Ah, daddy!" Concubine Tian couldn't help being surprised when she heard this.

Unexpectedly, Tian Hongyu stopped her early and continued: "I have two daughters under my knees, the eldest daughter Tian Xiuying, and the second daughter Tian Shuying. Now Shuying is still young. When she is old enough, please allow her to enter the palace to serve."

"Okay, I agree!" Zhang Shun nodded, he will stuff someone in soon, what a big deal.

Sisters, sisters!

"Second, I hope that your majesty can make someone your concubine in the future!" Tian Hongyu nodded with satisfaction after hearing this.

In the Ming Dynasty, there were several levels of concubines: queen, imperial concubine, noble concubine and concubine. One million is still worth the price.

"Okay, I agree!" Zhang Shun nodded and couldn't help but smile happily.

"Your Highness has both wealth and wealth, are you satisfied this time?" When Tian Hongyu left, Tian Guifei Tian Xiuying couldn't help but look at Zhang Shundao with a complicated expression.

Previously, she had wondered why Empress Zhou and Empress Zhang remained silent. She had never imagined that such absurd things could exist in the world.

If others can be considered "selling their daughters," then they are "losers" who pay one to two million dollars. What do you call this?

Originally, they were counting on their parents to save them from the "fire pit", but instead of saving them, their parents paid them money to push them back. You can imagine the complexity in their hearts.

This is really the punishment for those who steal the hook, the marquis who steals the country, and the emperor who steals the world!

"Okay, okay, hurry up and get in, we haven't done our business yet!" Zhang Shun was not annoyed when he heard this, he just pointed at the imperial case with a smile.

"You...don't bully others too much, I...my father paid for it!" Tian Xiuying couldn't help but cover her collar in a panic.

"Yes, so now we have been ordered by our parents..." Zhang Shun said matter-of-factly.

"You!" Tian Xiuying bit her lip stubbornly, glanced at Zhang Shun, and finally crawled in helplessly, with tears of humiliation streaming down her face.