Please ask me to be the emperor

The sky is bright and the east is white.

Ma Yingniang got up early, practiced a set of guns, sweated all over, wiped her body again, changed into dry clothes, and then asked: "Did His Highness stay in the study room last night?"

"I heard from Mother Wu that she still hasn't left the room today." Baoqin responded cautiously.

If the mistress sent her to "seduce His Highness" again, she would probably die of embarrassment.

The last time she played the piano stupidly for several days, Zhang Shun couldn't even turn his head.

In the end, she and Ma Yingniang, the master and servant, went to Zhang Shun's study to "do a day's work" in exchange for "a good night's sleep".

Now that I think about it, I feel so embarrassed.

As the saying goes: Men chase women over the distance, and women chase after men over the distance.

As a result, the master and servant tried their best to coax Zhang Shun into the room. It was really a shame and a great humiliation.

"That's a good relationship, let me go out!" Ma Yingniang smiled and pushed the door open.

"Ah? Madam, you... you can't go empty-handed!" At this moment, Wu's mother came in with the food. After hearing Ma Yingniang's words, she couldn't help but answer quickly.

As someone who has been here before, how could Wu Ma not know that her master was in love with spring?

It's just that Ma Yingniang has always been thin-skinned, so she didn't dare to tell the truth, so she gestured to the food in her hand.

"Huh? Don't tell me, this is a good idea!" Ma Yingniang's eyes lit up and she couldn't help but praise.

It turned out that Zhang Shun liked to sleep in, and Ma Yingniang originally wanted to break in and give him a "surprise".

Now that I have another excuse, it kills two birds with one stone.

"Is this possible?" Baoqin couldn't help but ask as he watched Ma Yingniang carrying the food and jumping up and down.

"What's the point? You've been following Madam for so long, how rare are you that you still don't understand her thoughts?" Wu Ma said with a mysterious smile.

"Young man, you are very angry this morning. If something happens to you, wouldn't it be due to His Highness' lust?"

"Ah, this." Baoqin suddenly realized that Mrs. Li was always asking His Highness to get up, and her feelings just went off the rails!

Poor Ma Yingniang and her gang were very good at planning, but they didn't expect that Zhang Shun had already "misfired".

Although the two ladies, Mrs. Bai and Kong Sizhen, were unwilling to do so, they had no choice but to flatter them.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Zhang Shun asked impatiently while panting.

"I am Ying Niang!" A gentle and virtuous voice came from outside the door.

"Ah?" Zhang Shun couldn't help but gasped, as if a mouse had seen a cat.

He quickly put on his clothes randomly and said in a panic: "Quick, quick, you two find a place to hide!"

"Ah?" Mrs. Bai and Kong Sizhen were immediately dumbfounded.

The two of them took the initiative to sacrifice themselves, but they had no choice but to be "caught and raped" now?

However, the situation was stronger than the people, and the two women had no choice but to swallow their anger.

"Um. Your Highness, I just need to hide on the bed and keep quiet," Madam Bai suggested weakly.

According to King Shun's identity and status, would there be anyone in the world who dared to open his bed to check?

"You don't know that I, a mother-in-law, like to take off my bed in the morning!" Zhang Shun couldn't help rubbing his eyebrows and explained helplessly.

"Ah?" Mrs. Bai and Kong Sizhen were shocked when they heard this and were about to get dressed.

Unexpectedly, Ma Yingniang couldn't wait any longer. She only heard a "plop" and the door was kicked open by her.

Then, Ma Yingniang swaggered in with the food and said strangely: "What are you doing again? Why didn't you open the door for me for a long time!"

"Uh, that's it, you... you have two more sisters, okay, as you can see!" Zhang Shun originally wanted to tell a few lies to fool her, but as soon as he saw her, he sniffed her nose After sniffing, I chose the "dead pig is not afraid of boiling water" method.

"Zhang Shun!" After hearing this, Ma Yingniang felt her head pounding, and she couldn't help but throw away her food and stepped forward to grab him.

"Ying Niang, listen to me. Listen to my explanation!" Seeing that she didn't throw the food on the table, Zhang Shun couldn't help but turn his eyes and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Explanation? What explanation do I want! If you have any excuses, tell your sisters!" Ma Yingniang laughed angrily and was about to rush out of the door and call the other women.

"Wait a minute!" However, at this moment, a rather majestic voice sounded.

Ma Yingniang turned around and saw a rather beautiful and fierce woman walking out with a majestic look.

Just listen to her question: "The sage has said: The king is the guide for his subjects, the father is the guide for his son, and the father is the guide for his wife. As His Highness's wife, you can't help him take in wives and concubines and multiply heirs, which is called jealous; second, you can't He is gentle and courteous, but when he offends his superiors, he can be described as fierce!"

"You are brave and jealous, so you can come out."

"You teach me how to be a woman?" Ma Yingniang was almost annoyed by her, and couldn't help but retorted, "You'd better put on your clothes first!"

"The sage also said that the beginning of etiquette lies in correct clothing and hats."

"As a woman, what do you think you look like when you appear naked in a room with other men and say something like this!"

This Bai family has always been smart and capable, and is used to being bossy. She never expected that she would be snatched away by Ma Yingniang. She was so embarrassed that she couldn't help hiding her face and walked away.

"Okay, okay, you made a lot of mistakes, but I was the only one who was wrong. Why are you venting your anger on her!" Zhang Shun dared to take the responsibility. Seeing that Ma Yingniang's anger was still lingering, he quickly stepped forward and spoke out.

"Oh, oh, you are brave enough to take responsibility, so why don't you explain to the sisters what's going on?" Ma Yingniang couldn't help but get even more angry when she saw Zhang Shun protecting him.

After Ma Yingniang's troubles, all the women were so surprised that they rushed over.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the fuss about so early in the morning?" The red lady was quite prestigious among the girls, so she couldn't help but ask first.

"Ask him, this dirty guy!" Ma Yingniang was so angry that she didn't even want to speak.

"Uh" Zhang Shun stood up and glanced around, only to see big and small people surrounding his mother-in-law.

Some looked disdainful, some looked calm, some looked confused, and some looked like the old god was there.

The most annoying thing was that Gao Guiying and Li Xiang actually moved a stool and sat down, so that they could have some free time eating melon seeds and getting ready to watch the show.

Zhang Shun's mind suddenly turned around, secretly wondering what other reasons he had not used before.

"Your Highness, there is a letter from General Li. Duke Yansheng of the Kongfu surrendered to the rebels and sent a letter of apology!" Just when the battle was about to break out, a high-pitched voice sounded outside the door at the right time.

"Okay, very good! I will send you in after I have tidied up!" Zhang Shun wiped the cold sweat from his head and said to himself: Thanks to Gao Qiqian, I have escaped another disaster!