Please ask me to be the emperor

When Zhang Shun returned to the county office, he did not expect Zhang Sanbai to arrive with a woman beside him. Zhang Shun saw that she was fifteen or sixteen years old, dressed in red, with a charming smile and beautiful eyes, she was actually a stunning woman.

Even from the perspective of Zhang Shun who has been bombarded by various celebrities and beauties in later generations, he can be called a natural beauty with icy muscles and bones. Zhang Shun glanced at Zhang Sanbai, only to see that there were not many similarities between the two, and he didn't know the relationship between the two.

At this time, Zhang Sanbai introduced: "This is Shemei, called Ma Yingniang, who is a trickster. A few days ago, there was a flood, and Shemei was very agile, so she had to take the horse and run away. It happened that I killed the dog today. Officer, I was seen by my sister. I happened to be looking for a blacksmith to make weapons again, and I happened to meet my sister. It is said that the circus troupe master has died in the flood, and we are already homeless. I hope the lord will take him in."

Where did Zhang Shun refuse, he just opened his mouth left and right. What's more, she is also leading a black horse with a bright coat and complete saddles; besides, this person is a beautiful girl, very beautiful. The depression in his heart could not help but be swept away, and he asked: "What is the meaning of this trickster? Being able to snatch the horse away before the flood is quite good."

"Zuojie is a circus, also known as ape riding and walking hussars. Shemei is the best at this circus in the troupe. She can dismount from the horse, fly up and down, and play tricks. This is also the method of military camp exercises. Later It was passed on among the people, and some people made a career out of it. I dare not say it elsewhere, but only in Henan Province, only Shemei is the most skilled, and there is no one who is as good as her shoulders." Zhang Sanbai explained and half boasted. His younger sister Ma Yingniang didn't know if it was because she was shy from being praised, or because it was inconvenient to see a man, but she was shy, grabbed Zhang Sanbai's clothes, hid behind him, and secretly aimed her eyes at Zhang Shun.

Seeing their intimacy, Zhang Shun thought to himself: These two people don't have the same surname, maybe they are not biological sisters, but love sisters, right? The ancients are indeed lolicon, at this age, if they are caught by future generations, they will be sentenced. Of course, as a man, it would be better if this woman was Zhang Sanbai's biological sister. Isn't there a saying in later generations, "May all lovers in the world become brothers and sisters".

Zhang Shun thought about it, so he asked, "Can you let Lingmei perform and let me open my eyes?" , there are still some obstacles between men and women. However, as a modern person, Zhang Shun is used to watching talent shows, thinking that this is the respect for people.

Although this woman is called a prostitute, although she is somewhat different from a prostitute, in the eyes of people with status, she is not necessarily higher than a prostitute except that she does not sell her body. As a man, Zhang Shun asked a woman to perform for him alone, which was somewhat insulting.

Of course, this is nothing to children from poor families. After all, they are the ones who eat this bowl of rice. If they follow the big family's rules, they will naturally starve to death. Zhang Sanbai whispered a few words to his sister, and Ma Yingniang agreed. After all, if he wants to live under Zhang Shun's family in the future, he has to give the new "team leader" some face.

So, the few of them found a wide place to watch Ma Yingniang's performance. At the beginning, Ma Yingniang was still a little shy, but when the horses and men walked together, the shyness gradually disappeared, and her heroic spirit suddenly emerged. I saw that the woman and the horse gradually accelerated until they were riding abreast. Fang Chi, jumps up suddenly, stands upright, upside down, hangs his mane, jumps left and right, throws the whip down suddenly, picks up and climbs up, kicks up and hides his belly, autumn and his tail grows out.

The horse is galloping on the ground, and the people are flying on the horse. Sometimes arranging flowers on the left and right, sometimes hiding inside, like a boy worshiping Guanyin, and the King of Qin erecting a monument. Or horse head or horse tail, sitting and lying down, full of abnormalities. Or kick the star upside down, the name is a stick of incense in the sky. The whole person stood upside down on the horse, walked to Zhang Shun's side, turned over, jumped off at a gallop, and stood in front of Zhang Shun. Looking at the black horse, it gradually slowed down, ran for a certain distance, and stopped by itself.

Only then did Zhang Shun come to his senses, and he couldn't help but praise, "It's amazing! It's like a man growing on a horse. Amazing!" People thought that this nomadic people grew on horseback. Riding skills are amazing. In fact, once the farming people put in their best efforts to practice, because of their high innate economic conditions, their riding skills will be improved to a higher level.

When Ma Yingniang heard this, she was ashamed and happy, and Yingying bowed and said: "Young master, you are absurd, and the country women are a bit vulgar, but it is just a smile from Mr. Bo, but it is of no use!"

"Excessive modesty is pride, but I have never heard of this kind of riding. Yingniang, forgive me for calling me this way. Brother Sanbai and I are good brothers. We are all one family, and we don't talk about each other. Looking back, I But I want to worship you as my teacher to learn this horse riding skill, I wonder if you are willing to teach me this apprentice?" Zhang Shun thought to himself, if in the game "Horse Riding and Blade", how could Ma Yingniang's riding skills be added to the game? Level 10 is full. I am doing a terrible business now, so it doesn't matter if I ask a little lady to be my master, I have to max out my riding skills first. In case the enemy cannot be defeated in the future, it is also convenient to escape. Zhang Shun, who was full of ideas about recruiting talents, naturally gave up his face and put forward reasonable suggestions.

"Teacher!" Ma Yingniang thought he was a good-looking person, and he was a polite person, but she didn't expect him to say that, so she couldn't help but blushed and cursed, turning her head and running. After running a few steps, she remembered something again, turned her head and took a sip, and this time slipped away to relieve her hatred. After all, we are human beings in two generations, and the customs and habits are quite surprising. When Zhang Shun accidentally followed the modern style, he said such words as "family" and "worshiping the master". hand. At least for the sake of him being the elder brother and the lord, he took a sip to show his contempt.

Zhang Shun was in a daze, not knowing what the route was. It turned out that this girl performed with a troupe since she was a child, and was always harassed by various audiences. She was most vigilant, but Zhang Shun accidentally committed a taboo. At this time, Zhang Sanbai also came over angrily, and accused: "If my lord is interested in my younger sister, just find a matchmaker to propose marriage to me. Whether it succeeds or not depends on my sister's intentions? Why are you making such jokes?"

"Ah? Three hundred brothers!" Just now he called brother in front of his younger sister, and Zhang Shun couldn't change his words at this time. Seeing that Zhang Sanbai was very angry, Zhang Shun knew something in his heart, so they misunderstood that I was molesting this girl. Although this Ma Yingniang is stunning, and I am very comfortable looking at her, but I am really not in a hurry to find a woman. Were all ancient people so self-indulgent?

He quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, but I never knew how to ride a horse. Seeing your sister, ahem, your sister is very good at riding, and she just intends to learn. I am open-minded and have no other intentions, no other intentions!"

"Is this true?" Zhang Sanbai was skeptical, after all, he knew very well what his sister looked like. When performing in the troupe, I often encountered all kinds of disciples who spoke rudely. Fortunately, I was strong enough to keep my sister safe.

"Really! It's absolutely true! If there are false words, there will be five thunders from the sky!" Zhang Shun thought that a crack in the trust between brothers could be caused by a woman. After all, men who are dazzled by their beauty and stars in later generations, although it is impossible not to be tempted, at least they are confident in their own self-control.

Seeing that Zhang Shun even made a poisonous oath, Zhang Sanbai was waiting to believe it. Unexpectedly, at this time, the crazy monk Wukong smelled some wind, ran over and shouted: "Master, master, are you molesting the female fairy again?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Don't ruin the girl's innocence!" Zhang Shun knew the seriousness of the matter, and quickly stopped such a dead monkey from talking nonsense.

"There's no such thing as nonsense. Master, when we went to play in the west, every time the male goblin gave it to me, and the female goblin gave it to you, do you still remember?" After all, Wukong still looked at Zhang Shun like a monkey It was as ridiculous as it was to wink and wink.

Zhang Shun couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly shouted: "Three hundred brothers! Don't believe this guy's crazy words."

"My lord, I, Zhang Sanbai, dare not have a brother like you!" Zhang Sanbai was so angry and angry that he was almost deceived by this guy. If this guy becomes a brother-in-law in the future, it will be called not working every day, and the earth should not be done.

Seeing that Zhang Shun couldn't hold back Zhang Sanbai, he was worried that he and his sister would leave without saying goodbye, so he hurriedly said, "Brother Sanbai, don't be angry, as the saying goes, 'A friend's wife should not be played'. You haven't married your sister yet, have you? , when we settle down in a few days, how about I officiate the wedding ceremony for you two?"

"What wedding?" Zhang Sanbai was a little confused.

"You and Yingniang are childhood sweethearts, right? I think you look very intimate, aren't you love brother love sister?" Zhang Shun thought, did I guess wrong? Whether he is or not, La Langpei is guaranteed to be right anyway.

"Ah? Ah, we grew up here, but Yingniang is too young, we are not in a hurry to get married." Zhang Sanbai calmed down now, no matter whether he misunderstood or misunderstood, anyway, he was here Forgive him Zhang Shun didn't dare to do anything.

Seeing that his tone softened, Zhang Shun swore and swore again, and pledged his personality again. Anyway, Zhang Sanbai somewhat believed what he said.

Zhang Shuncai abandoned Zhang Sanbai to settle accounts with Houzi; "Wukong, why do you slander your master and say what about me and the female goblin?"

"Ah? Master, don't you remember? On our journey to the west, we always meet male goblins and give them to my grandson to kill, and meet female goblins and give them to you." body in stark contrast.

"What is Shuangshuang?" Zhang Shun was extremely astonished. What the hell is this monkey watching "Journey to the West"?

Wukong twisted his fat body, shaking his waist back and forth twice, with a wretched expression that you know. Zhang Shun was about to deny it, but Wukong suddenly became a little confused and asked, "Master, you don't know, do you?"

"Ah? How is it possible? The master remembers it very clearly. Hehe." At this moment, Zhang Shun suddenly remembered that this guy is a delusional patient. If he denies it, he will recognize that his master is fake. Life is over. This is really the cannon that I made an appointment with. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, I have to walk down the path I chose, with tears in my eyes, so I have to bite the bullet and admit it.