Please ask me to be the emperor

Zhu Changxun's matter is almost over, but Zhang Shun's matter has just begun.

When the order to cancel the "Zhengdan Dynasty Gifts" was given, there was a lot of discussion.

"What do you want to do, Your Highness?"

"What else can you do? If you want to be effective, you should be smart!"

"Isn't it possible that you can't even do anything to save face?"

"Everyone in the world has lost most of them, so why do you need more face?"

"No, no, I have to meet him to see what he means!"

"Hey, aren't you looking for death?"

"Come on, talk about it, talk about it while it's hot!" Zhang Shun advised while eating and drinking.

Tonight is New Year's Eve, and Zhang Shun's wives all showed off their talents. Each of them made two special dishes, which was enough to prepare three tables of delicacies.

There are snowflake steamed buns steamed by Li Sanniang herself, Lutan fish flavor made by Li Xiang, crabapple and plum blossom cake made by Zhou Yufeng, grilled lamb chops made by Wang Qiying, three-cup chicken made by Tang Yurou, and so on.

"Tao" means picking up food. Zhang Shun was so happy that he spoke out with a Henan accent.

However, the official pronunciation of this era was "Zhongzhou pronunciation", so no one laughed at him.

"Your Highness, I would like to offer you a drink. I wish you unification of the country, peace and prosperity for the country and the people!" At this moment, Li Xiang came over and handed over a glass of wine.

"Okay!" Zhang Shun glanced at her with a smile in his eyes, clinked the glass with her gently, and then raised the glass and drank it in one gulp.

Come on, vixen, you are the only one who can do it!

Everyone looked at it with hot eyes, but they couldn't help but curse secretly in their hearts.

"Your Highness, I would like to pay you a compliment!" Ma Yingniang felt unhappy and couldn't help handing over a large cup.

"Be happy during the Chinese New Year!" Zhang Shun couldn't help but remind her in a low voice when he saw her coming, and then drank it all in one gulp.

"Is the food I cook delicious?" Ma Yingniang looked at the "Big Yellow River Carp" that only moved a little on the table and couldn't help but ask.

"Well, it's delicious." Zhang Shun replied against his will.

It turns out that the Mengjin Yellow River section is the best carp, and the rest are inferior to it.

Ma Yingniang's cooking skills may be fine, but the delicacies made using carp from other places as ingredients are obviously not that beautiful.

"Oh, then your Highness, eat more!" Ma Yingniang quickly picked up a large piece and put it on his plate.

"Uh" Zhang Shun was dumbfounded.

"Your Highness, I'm here to pay you a tribute too!" Unexpectedly, Zhang Fengyi also walked over at this moment.

"Okay, okay, okay." Zhang Shun was relieved when he heard this, and then turned to look, only to see a bowl of fine wine being handed over, "Uh, isn't this a bit too much?"

"If a man likes to drink from a big bowl and eat meat in large chunks, how can he be like a little girl?" Zhang Fengyi said plausibly after hearing this.

It turns out that these days, Zhang Shun's hard work is seen in the eyes and hurt in the hearts of the other daughters.

It just so happened that I had nothing to do today, so consciously or unconsciously, I wanted to get him drunk and let him relax completely.

"Okay, since the lady has something to say, how dare I disobey you?" Zhang Shun laughed and couldn't help but bring it over and drink it down in one gulp.

Seeing that Zhang Shun was not very resistant, the girls couldn't help but look at each other, and they all picked up their wine glasses and came to persuade him to drink.

After drinking one cup after another, Zhang Shun soon became 70-80% drunk.

"Your Highness, the cabinet minister Kong Zhenyun would like to see you!" At this moment, Gao Qiqian's voice suddenly sounded outside.

"Huh? Wait a moment!" Zhang Shunzheng was drinking excitedly, and he couldn't help but frowned when he heard this.

"Who are you? This Chinese New Year guy doesn't accompany his wife, but instead bothers His Highness!" The girls all started making noises after hearing this.

It's no wonder that they are dissatisfied. Today, Zhang Shun has almost transformed into a ruthless "imperial machine".

In addition to going to court, correcting calfs, and handling military affairs every day, when he spends his time with his daughters at night, he becomes a ruthless "pile driver."

Now I finally had a warm moment for half a night, but it was going to be interrupted again.

"Hey, state affairs are important, state affairs are important." Zhang Shun hurriedly advised, "His Majesty happens to be ill these days, so I will temporarily suspend the morning court, so that I can rest for a while."

"Oh, then go ahead!" After hearing this, the girls reluctantly let him go.

"What's wrong?" When Zhang Shun walked out dizzy and half drunk, he saw Kong Zhenyun prostrating himself on the ground.

"I don't know, I was having a drink just now, but Elder Kong Ge suddenly barged in and insisted on meeting His Highness." Gao Qiqian also pursed his lips in displeasure.

The so-called "Emperor sends troops when he is not hungry" happened on New Year's Eve. Of course, Zhang Shun rewarded Gao Qiqian and the guards on duty with some wine and meat in a very humane way.

But before these people could enjoy their meal, they were disturbed by this guy.

"Okay, okay, you guys go down first, I'll have a chat with Mr. Kong Ge!" Zhang Shun motioned for Gao Qiqian and others to step back, then smiled and said, "Mr. Kong Ge is here to have a drink?"

"Your Highness! Now that you are inferior to ten thousand people, why can't you even accept a small formal greeting gift?" Seeing everyone retreat, Kong Zhenyun couldn't help but asked confidently.

Zhang Shun's head was a little dizzy, but he still replied sternly: "Mr. Kong Ge made a mistake. I did not cancel the Zhengdan Dynasty greetings for no reason. In fact, it was because His Majesty was sick and had to do it as a last resort."

"Your Highness, please don't coax me. Your Majesty has always been in good health. Why did you have to be sick tonight when you were fine earlier and later?" Kong Zhenyun did not give in at all.

"How did this king know about this?" Zhang Shun couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, so he had to comfort him, "Well, you come with me to meet His Majesty, and you will know the truth at a glance."

To be honest, Zhang Shun certainly knew that as soon as this order came out, there would be a lot of discussion.

He thought that the person who opposed him might be Zhang Zhifa, the second minister of the cabinet, Hou Xun, the minister of household affairs, or Huang Daozhou, the young master of Zhan Shifu and the bachelor of Hanlin.

However, he never expected that the first person to stand up would be Kong Zhenyun, the cabinet scholar.

The old man Kong Zhenyun was stubborn and corrupt, and he was indeed very annoying.

Not only Zhang Shun, but also Zhang Shenyan, Xue Guoguan, Zhang Zhifa and others were at odds with him.

However, no matter how annoying this old man is, he is one of the few honest and upright ministers.

In the middle of the court, he was like a criticizing official like Wei Zheng; when placed in the local government, he was like an upright official like Bao Zheng.

Unless absolutely necessary, Zhang Shun didn't want to touch him at all.

"Your Highness, have you drunk too much?" The two of them had just left the Yangxin Hall. Kong Zhenyun looked at Zhang Shun's shaking figure and frowned and asked.

"I'm so happy today, I drank a few drinks." Zhang Shun didn't hide it from him and told the truth.

"Your Highness!" When Kong Zhenyun heard Zhang Shun's words, his voice suddenly became louder, "Your Highness is in power, how can you be greedy for ordinary people's happiness?"

"If something goes wrong in the world, wouldn't it be a big mistake?"

"What you said is very true, it's someone's fault!" Zhang Shun was stunned when he heard this, and he quickly bowed respectfully and thanked him.

"Uh." Kong Zhenyun never expected that Zhang Shun would be so obedient. He had to hold back all the explanations he had prepared.

"You can't go in!" The two of them said as they walked, and soon entered the Qianqing Palace. However, before they could enter the door, they were stopped by two eunuchs.

"Huh?" Zhang Shun and Kong Zhenyun were startled, and then they heard the faint laughter of women coming from Dongnuan Pavilion.

"Wukong, hold them down, Mr. Kong, let's go!" Zhang Shun's expression changed and he ordered loudly.

"Ah, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, someone is intruding." When the two eunuchs saw this, they couldn't help shouting, but they were only halfway through shouting when the guards brought by Zhang Shun covered their mouths.

"Bump!" Zhang Shun and Kong Zhenyun rushed to the door in three steps, stepped forward and kicked open the door.

Who would have thought that what would catch his eye would actually be a group of women dressed in gauze, and the "Hongguang Emperor" Zhu Changxun who was rolling with two or three graceful women.

Nima, Zhang Shun and Kong Zhenyun were almost angry to death.

No wonder your condition has worsened. You are taking medicine and having sex at the same time, right?

"His Royal Highness King Shun? Mr. Kong Ge?" When Zhu Changxun saw these two people breaking in, he was immediately horrified and quickly pushed the woman beside him down.

"Your Majesty, you are feeling better, right?" Zhang Shun asked expressionlessly.

"Ahem. It's better. In fact, I didn't move. They were the ones who moved. They were the ones who seduced me. They can't be considered as working hard." Zhu Changxun quickly defended.

"Your Majesty!" Before Zhang Shun could speak, Kong Zhenyun said sadly, "I was shocked to hear that Your Majesty was ill. We all had trouble sleeping and eating. We never thought that Your Majesty would not cherish his own body so much."

"I would like to temporarily suspend the palace maids and concubines, and allow you to serve me personally, in the hope that Your Majesty will recover as soon as possible!"

It hurts, it hurts so much!

Look at "King Shun", although he is famous for being "lecherous", he has never heard of any silver lining.

Look at you again, a majestic king of a country who indulges in female sex all day long. Are you not like Jie and Zhou?

Only then did Kong Zhenyun understand where Zhu Changxun's disease came from.

This disease occurs only when the emotions are expressed without restraint, so that wind evil enters the body.

"Isn't it necessary?" Zhu Changxun was about to cry but had no tears. He looked at Kong Zhenyun, who looked upright, and then at Zhang Shun, who didn't have any good temper at all. He couldn't help but show a look of pleading on his face.

"I think this is a good thing, and it will make Kongge old!" Zhang Shun nodded coldly, not wanting to say a good word for Zhu Changxun.

Nima, don't play yourself to death and make me look miserable!